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Brooklyn Woman On Ebola Monitoring List Drops Dead Bleeding From "Face, Mouth, Nose"

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Just a week after Dr. Craig Spencer was declared 'Ebola-free', The Daily Mail reports a woman, who had arrived from Guinea 18 days ago (and was on the NYC Ebola monitoring list), dropped dead in a Brooklyn hair salon this afternoon. FDNY sent their Special Operations and Hazmat units but she was declared dead at the scene. Witnesses said she was bleeding from the "face, nose, mouth, everything."

 

 

 

As The Daily Mail reports,

There are new fears of a possible Ebola outbreak in New York City after a woman dropped dead on Tuesday afternoon.

 

FDNY activated the Special Operations and Hazmat units after the the woman, who had recently traveled from Guinea according to a source on the scene, died at Amy Professional African Hair Braiding in Brooklyn.

 

He then said he ran in there to find a woman laying on the floor.

 

When asked what she was bleeding from, Costa said, 'face, nose, mouth, everything.'

 


 

Meanwhile, members of FDNY could be seen carefully changing into Hazmat gear outside before heading into the establishment, for what they referred to as a 'fever travel illness.'

 

At the same time, individuals could be seen walking in and out of Amy Professional African Hair Braidig wearing no protection at all.

 

It had been reported in October that an FDNY memo instructed all personnel to use more vague terms when discussing Ebola, such as 'fever travel incident.'

According to a source who was on the scene, the incident occurred just after 3:00 in the afternoon, and the woman was pronounced dead on arrival.

 

As ABC reports, the woman was on the NYC monitoring list...

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ABC7 reports further that,

The remains of a woman who died of an apparent heart attack at a hair salon in Brooklyn will be tested for Ebola.

 

EMS responded to the hair salon on Belmont Avenue in Brownsville around 2:30 p.m. on Tuesday.

 

She was declared dead at the scene.

 

The woman had been on the list of those being monitored for Ebola exposure.

 

She had recently arrived in the city from Guinea and was one of 350 people on the monitor list.

 

The New York City Health Department said at last check the woman did not have symptoms and was being monitored because of her travel history.

 

She had been back in the country for 18 days.

 

Test results are expected back late Tuesday or early Wednesday.

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Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:02 | 5463623 HedgeAccordingly
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Just what the healthcare system needs.. more ebola... 

http://hedgeaccordingly.com/2014/11/insurance-companies-to-stenuously-fi...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:07 | 5463650 ACP
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I see the NYPD is wearing their hazmat-approved hoodies and knit caps.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:12 | 5463665 Thanatos
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Thats the rub huh?

Makes it pretty hard to sell that fear without the space suits.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:22 | 5463735 disabledvet
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Well that's just it isn't it?

"How do we sell Ebola"?

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:26 | 5463751 kliguy38
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Nothin' to see here now move along slime next time she'll tip at Amies

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:31 | 5463795 0b1knob
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Tell Flounder to send NY a truck load of clipboards stat!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:48 | 5463871 Publicus
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The more you fight an evolutionary foe, the stronger it gets.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:55 | 5463891 Thanatos
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Until you kill it.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:59 | 5463913 knukles
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We can getchu into Amy's first thing in the morning.  They just had an opening.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:13 | 5463935 rcintc
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ALL IS WELLLLLLLL!!!!

http://youtu.be/zDAmPIq29ro

btw....is it me, or does everybody seem to have a very cavalier attitude, hanging out with zero protection....dealing with probably the deadliest virus known to man.  

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:31 | 5464010 SilverIsKing
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One thing we can be certain of is that her hair will look fabulous at her funeral.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:45 | 5464048 wee-weed up
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No doubt... Obola's leg-humping MSM will squash this story.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:48 | 5464063 Urban Roman
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Stay calm, everyone, there's nothing to worry about.

It's perfectly normal for someone to turn into a bag of bloody pus in a public place. Perfectly normal. And you can't catch it from the pus. Nope, it's really hard to catch.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:57 | 5464090 flacon
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I can't believe the news reporter asked the witness: "Did you try doing CPR?"

That would be like asking someone if they did CPR on an Ebola victim who was bleeding from the face, mouth, nose, everything. 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 06:52 | 5464481 negative rates
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LOCKDOWN NYC NOW.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:40 | 5464542 philipat
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Just reported, this morning, on Fox as "She died apparently of a heart attack whilst in a Brooklyn Salon".

I was not aware that heart attack victims die "Bleeding from the face, eyes, nosre..everywhere"

What a fucking joke....

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 08:26 | 5464634 kaiserhoff
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Thank you Barry, you treasonous sack of shit.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 10:10 | 5464929 SWRichmond
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It's contained

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 10:13 | 5464943 HardlyZero
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"Health officials say the hairdresser who died..."  from this morning.

How many clients for the whole establishment for last 20 days ?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 12:08 | 5465436 Things that go bump
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No, but massive hemorragic stroke victims can die bleeding out of the mouth, nose, eyes and ears. If a big artery in the head bursts, your heart keeps beating a little while, and all that blood has to go somewhere. She was well enough to go to the salon in the first place, and I doubt someone in the end stage of Ebola would be worried about getting their hair done. 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 09:00 | 5464698 DarkLordofSadNews
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cant hear you

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 15:01 | 5466295 Slomotrainwreck
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It's not a Deadly virus. It's a 'fever travel incident.' followed by '... an apparent heart attack.'

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:08 | 5463938 palmereldritch
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That's not Ebola like the parrot's only resting.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 01:18 | 5464134 Mr. Ed
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What?  I thought the MSM agreed to keep this sort of thing quiet!  Ebola won't spread as effectively or quickly if people hear about it!  If the MSM is going to do any reporting on these "unconfirmed" ebola victims, they should be described as ZOMBIES.  Thay way, more onlookers will be drawn in, helping the disease to spread.  I know that's what our president and his administration really want (I know, based on everything they've done so far).

C'mon everybody... help poor Barry out!!  Pretend.       /S

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 06:54 | 5464483 negative rates
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Don't forget he spreads better in the cold, did she have a jacket on, or live under the subway for a while??

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 21:27 | 5467902 XitSam
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Send in the Ebola HazMat clowns. Don't bother, they're here.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:32 | 5464007 Thanatos
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Hey Man.

I'm your man.

First of all, bioremdiation pays exremely well.

With the proper PPE and virucidals I don't have a problem taking your money.

Again:

There isn't any indication that she was thought to have had Ebola, other than being on a watch list due to her country of origin.

She checked clean on her last checkup.

Bleeding from her face?

If you fall down and smack your face on the floor, it bleeds.

She supposedly had a heart attack.

I picture her arresting, stiffening, smacking.

Being from W Africa however, she could have anything, including shit worse than this strain of Ebola*

 

*Ebola: Whatever the news says it is today

 

 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 01:23 | 5464156 Mr. Ed
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Whoa dude!  Barry could reeeeally use someone with your ability to stretch the truth!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 03:42 | 5464333 Matt
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The good news is you don't have Ebola. The bad news is you have airborne Marburg.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 12:38 | 5465630 IndyPat
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...."some folks got Travel Fevered..."

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 12:45 | 5465657 RaceToTheBottom
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OK, scratch braided hair as a cure for Ebola...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:38 | 5464539 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Thanatos.

"Until you kill it."

Man you are delusional are not you? Did mommy read David and Goliath to you every night at bedtime?

If you're going to comment on The Hedge, leave your American Disneyland fairy tales in the trashcan.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:28 | 5465242 LFMayor
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Listen.

I watched a documentary about your filthy ass Thar desert and the holy temple of the Rats.  Miserable brown people, rolling around on the floor with rat-shit caked 4 feet deep, drinking milk out of bowls with the rats swimming in it. 

Delusional.  Yeah, that.  Now please counsel us on hygeine some more.

And your mother read you, what,  a story about "Shiva and the "Shake-Weights"?  

8 at a time!  I hope Bollywood puts that to film soon!  Bukkake Unleashed.

 

AmIright Ami Right?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 21:06 | 5467849 Thanatos
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I don't think I am under the delusion.

If you are convinced that this "Ebola" outbreak is a real deal then you are the delusional one.

Having worked in close proximity to power, I have a fucking clue... Ulike you apparently.

Never listen to a word the Authorities, Experts and other PR fucksticks say.

Thats all calculated BS for idiot (public) consuption.. You stooge.

If you do anything, watch what they do.

Now what do you see going on that indicates Ebola is real?

fucking crickets

I thought so.

 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:01 | 5463914 Buck Johnson
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Thats exactly right, also the more generations it goes through the more of a chance of it mutating.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:41 | 5464543 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

And the better chance for the host to mutate against it developing a positive sustained virologic response. It's a two way street.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 08:52 | 5464681 Kaervek
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Tell me to listen one more time.

 

Please

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:34 | 5465274 LFMayor
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ROFL!

You should fucking work with them.  I work in a big IT shop, we had damn near 4k of them about a year, year and a half ago.  No shit!  Bedbugs in the office, piss all over the toliet seats, stinking the place up, walking around in fucking sandals and hygienically challenged.  We've thankfully cut back to about 2.5 k now, but it's still a goddamn mess.  All they do is swirl,  they won't listen to women, they don't start work until 9 and most of them had to be OJT'd before they were worth a shit at code.

In their praise, they'll work like fucking tractors... straight line only though and you best have a hand on the steering wheel at all times.  But first screw comes loose in the "plan" and they go total worthless.  No initiative, no critical thinking, no improvisation.  And whatever the fuck you do, DO not put one in charge of a "process".  

 

AmiRight Am Iright?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:22 | 5463979 Dubaibanker
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Don't worry all is well.

By the way, Ebola just landed in New Delhi, India....

Cured in Liberia, man tests positive for Ebola in Delhi

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 01:57 | 5464231 disabledvet
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So much for the cure. Were there any huggings prior too?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 06:55 | 5464484 negative rates
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We'll report back in 21 days.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 10:15 | 5464867 HardlyZero
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During Plague quarantine was 40 days.

 

...and it was the hairdresser who died.

"Health officials say the hairdresser who died..."

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 03:44 | 5464337 Matt
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"Although his blood samples were repeatedly found free of the disease, the deadly virus showed up in his semen."

As people have been saying for some time now, it can stay in some fluids like semen over 80 days after the symptoms are gone.

"However, due to presence of the virus in his semen, it's possible that he could transmit the disease through sexual contact for up to 90 days after cure,"

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:40 | 5464392 kareninca
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So they made him masturbate in order to get a semen sample?  Well, that is thorough.  And from the article, it sounds like he will have to keep doing so repeatedly for them to test.  Are they watching to make sure that it is his semen sample; that he is not gaming the test?  Hey, Miffed, look at what they are going to be sending you to do lab work on.

This does make removing my shoes seem somewhat less intrusive.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:53 | 5464405 Skateboarder
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Being forced to mastrubate at gunpoint. Something tells me that has happened before.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:32 | 5465260 Incubus
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a group of women did that to me once.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:36 | 5465278 LFMayor
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ROFL, shit, you aint gotta pull no gun on me! 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:43 | 5464396 Tall Tom
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And I thought that the TSA were perverts...Feelin' up kids...Fingering Grandma.

 

Over in India they make you jack off before you enter into their country...Wow...

 

Now where is that Bangalore Equit...?

 

He must do some whackin' for his Nation's perverts at times.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:52 | 5464569 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen American Zero's.

It's a nicer process in India. They let you watch this video and "It's on like Donkey's Dong"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeSb50j0NEs

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:57 | 5464579 TruthInSunshine
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LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN

India has a caste system and people literally fall dead in the streets of actual starvation & disease in Calcutta, and are carted away like trash.

Fuck you, Bangla-whore.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 08:22 | 5464627 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen!

I would never let my slaves expire in such a fashion. I feed them well, when they are performing well, and provide water.

All 4 of them.

So don't pretend you know India!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:28 | 5465244 Paveway IV
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Just because you shaved four goats and dress them like little boys doesn't make them 'slaves'.

Kind of sick, but to each his own I guess.

I don't even want to know what 'performing well' means, but I'm sure the goats don't like it one bit. They just want the water.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:43 | 5465315 LFMayor
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Listen.

   I'm pretty sure I have a keen idea of what your fucking cesspit of a country is like.  Let's take an episode of hoarders, but instead of stacking up plastic trays left over from "Hungry Man" dinners let us instead imagine that they're scrawny, unwashed people with bad teeth.  Now, mix this with a hog farm, or a paper mill for olfactory effect and we've only just arrived.

And if you are upper caste, you're about as worthless as a chickenwire rubber.   I've seen you do-nothings here at work, all the other poor little working sumbitches that clawed their way out of your shitty country defer to you because of your "bloodline" or some shit. 
Not I, said the cat.

News for you, or should I say "listen".  We have no kings here in the USA.  Them british that just waltzed in, grabbed you by the sack and the throat and looted your sorry brown asses for a couple hundred years?  We whipped their asses.   Then, we made them let go of you about 1949.  Study on that a little bit, you pompous fuckstick.

Amiright ami Right?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 12:49 | 5465688 IndyPat
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Lulz @ chicken wire rubber

+'s all around. You've really blossomed here. Didn't care for you at first, but I'm definitely warming up to ya. Hellovarant.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 12:55 | 5465716 LFMayor
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thanks brah, do what I can.  This guy and AnAnon and that fucking Max Fischer "civis mundi" guy could piss off a statue of Mother Theresa.  I live to beat on them!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 14:17 | 5466073 IndyPat
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Sounds exhausting, but that's why we are here. Just glad we got our first bout out of the way early on.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 14:37 | 5466166 LFMayor
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totally fight club man, lumps taken + lumps given = respect.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 08:59 | 5464697 Kaervek
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They only make you jerk off before you enter the country so you are less likely to commit a crime, it's the nation of rapists after all.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 02:39 | 5468666 TruthInSunshine
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"Them british that just waltzed in, grabbed you by the sack and the throat and looted your sorry brown asses for a couple hundred years?  We whipped their asses."

You're good to go, Mayor. I'd buy you a drink any time.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:23 | 5463760 knukles
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NICE WE HEAR ABOUT ALL THIS FROM THE DAILY MAIL.
Aaaaaaarrrrraggahhh!

 

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:31 | 5463794 ACP
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The 'propaganda ministry collective' is censoring itself to death. I'm all for it.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:43 | 5463850 Keyser
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Must not panic the sheeple...  Well, we'll see how long that lasts... 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 02:42 | 5464283 Buckaroo Banzai
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Our "Ebola Czar" is on the case!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:18 | 5463965 Buck Johnson
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It's true what they have said that the MSM has been told to not report on new Ebola cases.  Heck did you hear about the Turkey farm in Texas that all it's birds or most of them got infected and a guy who was working at the fram was infected with it.  One question is how did those birds get infected and two why wasn't that MSM news.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 02:41 | 5464276 zhandax
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Before ebola the MSM wouldn't carry a story about an entire turkey population dropping dead two weeks before Thanksgiving.  They would be worried it would hurt the Macy's parade ratings.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:37 | 5464540 Matt
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The origin of the rumour, Daily Buzz Live, is a satire site that originates all kinds of nonsense:

http://www.snopes.com/medical/ebola/turkey.asp

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:22 | 5463983 BlindMonkey
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US press has been given the "stop talking about Obola" directive. Of course the only source is UK or Russian papers.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:33 | 5463765 NoDebt
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I love the phrase "dropped dead".  It's so perfectly finite.  Like a bug flying over the highway.  Alive... alive... alive... dead.

Somehow, I doubt the story.  Call it intuition or whatever.  But when you "drop dead" bleeding from the face in a salon (or "salon", whatever) I have a feeling that's more due to the fact you just got shot and/or hit in the face with a blunt object.  Probably by a jealous/irate boyfriend or "baby daddy" or whatever.

"Amy Professional African Hair Braiding in Brooklyn"

Fer real fer real?  Uh huh.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:41 | 5463838 knukles
Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:52 | 5463881 dexter_morgan
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Louisvillus Sluggeritis induced Ebola

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 10:57 | 5465118 mrdenis
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I always loved.tuesday afternoon .........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPLWBhNW3FM

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:44 | 5463849 Sub MOA
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I agree one minute feel just fine then poof out like a light an bleeding from the face damn the ebola is fuckin fast huh no warning sign or nuttin...and what the fuck is a watchlist good for if no ones watching these fucktards wandering all over free willy nilly

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 05:10 | 5464417 fredquimby
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You spelt it wrong, it's:

Amy Professional African Hair Braidig"

Check the sign ;)

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:00 | 5464487 negative rates
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Don't, it's also the final sign of aging, you are perfectly fine, flying along your daily dream. When all of a sudden you take a fall, perhaps a great fall, and it's all down hill from there, you wake up, are given a morphine shot for the extreme pain, and you finally peak with an overdose. Kinda like michael jackson, you look in on him one minute, and he's dead the next, joan too. All the pain money can buy.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:31 | 5463720 JustObserving
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wearing their hazmat-approved hoodies and knit caps

Not to worry, they will dispose them off in proper NY fashion - at the corner trash can

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:21 | 5463727 zerozulu
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Most probably the women was black. God rest her soul.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:30 | 5464000 BlindMonkey
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You have no idea how popular African hair braids are with the Swedish chicks.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:33 | 5463805 Freddie
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Maybe she dated Al Sharpton and caught something like The Slim.  He has lost a lot of weight.  Maybe he got The Slim.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1412662

The slim disease in African patients with AIDS.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 10:49 | 5465102 mrdenis
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where's clipboard man ........

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:08 | 5463654 max2205
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I think she qualifies for the Chevy plan

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:39 | 5464036 Bloppy
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Media coverage is predictably lacking

 

Also: conservatives question Fox's coverage of Bill Cosby rape allegations

http://tinyurl.com/n69mxuw

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 01:05 | 5464109 Aeternus
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Paul Krugman: This is GDP positive! Forward comrade!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppd3HMc52ic

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 02:21 | 5464257 Perimetr
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Don't worry, just a cold.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 03:46 | 5464339 Thom_333
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Fever travel incident...That´s innovative new language.

Whatever the lab report will be stating - it´s an interesting trend that Africans or people with African descent seem to be more susceptible to that haemorrhagic fever. Makes one wonder if the difference is due only to different standards in nutrition and health care - etc.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:08 | 5465159 RafterManFMJ
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Do remember to save space on the gallows for the 'media' whores and apparatchiks; their necks need a good, long stretching.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:08 | 5464358 Toxx
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Where's the idiot with the clipboard?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 08:21 | 5464621 Everybodys All ...
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We put few million folks at risk of deadly Ebola. How good is that "monitoring" if a person can walk into a shop and drop dead on the scene?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:00 | 5466576 Catflappo
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Bleeding from nose, face, mouth, everything.

Yep, the classic symptoms of a "heart attack"....

 

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:03 | 5463629 Cognitive Dissonance
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Don't worry. It appears they have police tape up so it's all well contained.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:10 | 5463660 Thanatos
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Looks like another mugging or a "knock out".

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 01:16 | 5464131 Calmyourself
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Actually Deblasio showed up and redistributed the contents of her purse, so we got that covered..

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 10:16 | 5464959 HardlyZero
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... and this morning...

"Health officials say the hairdresser who died..."

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 10:52 | 5465107 mrdenis
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Is this the woman Obama hugged ? 

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:20 | 5463721 KnuckleDragger-X
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No worries, Obutthead will save them and it's not like NYC has a high density population or anything....

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:24 | 5463756 Kirk2NCC1701
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And one of them has The Clipboard.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 01:33 | 5464181 KnuckleDragger-X
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Holding a clipboard is a demanding job, no time for all pesky disease shit.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:34 | 5465270 Incubus
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I use a clipboard for my job, too.

Sometimes I feel fucking invincible.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:38 | 5463822 trulz4lulz
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Cleary this is no big deal, you know just standing around an Ebola bleedout scene. Good thing its hard to spread/catch!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:59 | 5463912 yogibear
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The Fed's have to keep it quiet. Barry's about to issue the executive order for illegal immigration amnesty. 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:08 | 5463941 Bunga Bunga
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And don't worry, police will recycle the tape for the next public event.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:07 | 5463647 medium giraffe
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The Daily Mail? Really ZH?

Suddenly Ebola doesn't seem so bad....

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:14 | 5463677 Thanatos
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Been saying that since August.

Have a giant fruit bat on my desktop.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:14 | 5463683 williambanzai7
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Unfortunately, the Daily mail is the best you are going to get because all US MSM outlets must now first report to the Travel Fever Incident Czar's Office of Information Processing  

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:23 | 5463741 medium giraffe
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I was considering court action against them once for recovery of vet costs.  My poor little pet rat became constipated when I lined the cage with it - turned out she wouldn't even take a shit on that filthy rag.

Someone must have run the story, somewhere.  Anyone but the Daily Mail.  Gah...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:27 | 5463773 disabledvet
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Apparently it's a very good one...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:28 | 5463774 knukles
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Ironic, no?

The British Tabloid of Tabloids is from Whence We Get Our Real American News

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:38 | 5463825 medium giraffe
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Pretty sorry state of affairs Knuk.  Painful to see it on ZH, it's like seeing a childhood hero being arrested for fucking a stray dog in the street.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:46 | 5463859 Philo Beddoe
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The dog was asking for it. Pink bows in her hair, shaved ass...enlarged vagina.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:47 | 5463863 knukles
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Goddammit we'd agreed you were never gonna tell anybody about that!

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:57 | 5463895 IridiumRebel
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That poor Basset Hound.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 02:59 | 5464297 Parrotile
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Hounded to an early grave?? ;-))

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:59 | 5463905 medium giraffe
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Shh Knuk... I don't think anyone noticed.  Keep quiet and let Philo take the blame (even though his description sounds more like the ex secretary of state).

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:03 | 5464351 Thom_333
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Who was it? Captain America? Batman...?...more aptly renamed Dogman.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:19 | 5464369 medium giraffe
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Jimmy Savile

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:32 | 5464384 Thom_333
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And a number of MP´s and other very VIPs (hrrmmm). The most amazing details out of operation Yewtree and operation Midlands are now starting to leak out. Once again it seems like the conspiracy wingnuts were exactly right. Spot on. All the time.

Do you remember Men in Black where the older detective stopped at the newspaper stand and got a number of copies of those insane UFO rags and told his younger colleagues - "If you wanna have the real news you have to go to the right sources..." or something like that.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 05:09 | 5464414 medium giraffe
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Lol, yes - they stop and pick up a copy of the National Enquirier etc.  I actually used to get the National Enquirier - fantastic publication! :)

With all of these these crusty old celebs being pinched I've been wondering if it would light a fire that would burn through Whitehall, does seem to be smouldering in that direction.  Going by your wingnut related logic - will we see more info re. Jill Dando being bumped off for opening her mouth about it?  Also means all of the Elm guest house stuff coming into the light.  As you say....  wingnuts were right.  Scary thought.  They were right about Dr. David Kelly too mind you.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 05:17 | 5464424 fredquimby
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"Once again it seems like the conspiracy wingnuts were exactly right. Spot on. All the time."

Been saying since this came out that Charlie won't get the throne because of gettig caught up in this , so he will abdicate, which will give the throne to the very nice young couple....

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 05:30 | 5464439 medium giraffe
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Hey, if were gonna start getting all truthy, we might even see the unconstitutional nature of the 1660 restoration come to light and wake up one morning with our old republic back and no throne to speak of.  But I'm probably getting a bit carried away now...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 09:35 | 5464799 Thom_333
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I have promised myself to never again just dismiss anything that sounds too insane just out of hand. And we are enetering dangerous territory here. I used to read some journalists and listen to some talk show hosts just for fun. A good laugh at their insane ramblings. Now it´s not fun any more. More like disconcerting and slightly worrying. That David Icke (or how he spells his name) has been saying things to this effect a good decade or two.I used to have a hearty laugh at him...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 13:00 | 5465736 IndyPat
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Pretty sure Tyler spooned the pooch afterwards. Maybe took it to breakfast.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 01:17 | 5464135 Calmyourself
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Better than the Guardian.. Fruit bats won't shit on that.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:25 | 5463761 disabledvet
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Maybe this is a paranoia test?

And if so...is it a good one?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:08 | 5463944 TheMerryPrankster
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Just a study session. The real test comes in the middle of january when cabin fever has begun to set in.

don't wanta fuck up the christmas season by having it too soon.

and don't want to collapse "the ongoing recovery in real estate" by having it during spring house hunting season.

 

bloody snow angels will warn you which  houses to avoid.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 02:01 | 5464242 disabledvet
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"The gift that keeps giving."

Who put the politicians in charge of Ebola again?

 

Wait, wait. Don't answer that.

 

Let's all just die instead.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:44 | 5464370 bunnyswanson
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This is a better paranoia test.

http://www.presstv.com/detail/2012/11/28/274939/nuclear-christmas-false-...

 

Nuclear Christmas planned for a few American cities.  Hidden bombs were stolen. (2012)

 

Jericho Scenario.  Wall Street shuts down.  Politicians are dust particles and the people are left to scavenge the radioactive landscape with nothing but the burnt rags on their back.

 

Goldman Sachs rules the world....and is in place where WTC went down...no one finds that ODD?  Goldmans is the Rothschilds, Rothchilds is in Israel. 

We should all chip in a buck and hire Isis to do what no army on earth has been able to and destroy the banking cartel where they are, Ground Zero.

 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 03:55 | 5464347 Thom_333
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It may hurt the economy you know. The collapse with 70% loss in stock and real estate value isn´t planned until March 2015 or something like that. To put the election circuit on hold. Don´t change horses in midstream you know.There will be a lot of Op-Eds and such pointing to FDR being in for three periods during WWII. And BTW that constitution with it´s silly amenment can´t be allowed to stand in the way of a proper handling of a serious crisis. After all - it´s just a piece of paper. And just an old piece of paper.Don´t ya know?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 20:08 | 5475466 Thom_333
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To the down-voters...I always forget to put a /sarc or clearly state it´s irony in my postings. I keep forgetting that Americans are strangely immune to this typically European brand of humor. Sorry.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:02 | 5464490 negative rates
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Where they are told everything is fine and you can go about your business, but will they believe?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 14:06 | 5466026 IndyPat
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I like the ABC article part that reads....

...there are about 350 people being monitored in NYC....

There are "about" "around" or "approaching"? Or is the fucking number such a moving target we gotta spit ball it. How's about a solid number. Great leaping Vishnu.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:07 | 5463651 LetThemEatRand
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Woo hoo!  Ebloa doom is back!  I missed it so.  And I just got back from my bunker.  Honey, load up the bug out bag.  We're heading back.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:36 | 5463817 Freddie
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The Bill Cosby rapist scumbag story is tailing off a little.   Next after the ebola will be back to Ferguson, MO.   After that it will be a new ISIS beheading.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:37 | 5463826 LetThemEatRand
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Man, I miss Zero Hedge.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:48 | 5463870 knukles
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God forbid it gets loose in Ferguson where all those people will be protesting.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:07 | 5463939 Skateboarder
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A local homeboy from Ferguson, turned terrizzt ISIS member, beheads a woman with Ebola, unleashing a swarm of Ebolae around the world, ushering in total destruction of the world as we know it. The end.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:14 | 5463955 TheMerryPrankster
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Until the ebolas gets into the nuclear reactors and all them homer simpson nuclear workers be like not showing up for work and dying and stuff and then the power grid goes down and then like the TV can't be show the propagandas and then stuff gets hairy cause like people are just doing what they want without the tv telling them what to buy and stuff.

 

Consumer Anarchy will not be televised this week due to Ebola, if your still alive, tune in next week....

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:16 | 5463962 medium giraffe
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msm spin-gasm!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 00:35 | 5464018 e_goldstein
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+1 for "Ebolae."

I'm not sure it's a word, but if it isn't, it should be.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 05:15 | 5464423 Skateboarder
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I might or might not have been the first to conjure that one up, but most definitely, Ebolae is the plural of Ebola. If it isn't, fuck that - we still win.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 05:22 | 5464430 medium giraffe
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Also has linguistic implications for the first family, the Obamae.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:10 | 5463655 dexter_morgan
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UPDATE: Source: Woman on NYC monitoring list died of "apparent non-Ebola condition;" test to be performed in "abundance of caution" - @ABC

So there - no worries mates.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:46 | 5463861 trulz4lulz
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Must have been some bad Chinese food. I always knew MSG would cause you to bleed out of your face.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 04:39 | 5464394 LostandFound
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Yep, that or must have been a heart attack, no link whatsoever to being on the Ebola monitoring list and then dying suddenly with blood coming out of all orifices, just like ebola victims do.

Nothing to see here guys, natural causes, the blood is from banging her head.....lets move on..... 

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:53 | 5463882 IridiumRebel
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Thanks Flounder

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:09 | 5463656 29.5
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but getting your hair done and then dropping to the ground bleeding out orifices sounds like she probably was deathly sick before she walked in the door. Either she was going out in style or it's just testament to people thinking everything will be ok.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:09 | 5463657 Calmyourself
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MASSIVE viral loads onboard out getting pizza, holding onto lots of handrails as she felt faint.. Gosh I hope she cleaned offices on Wall Street...

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:22 | 5463734 red1chief
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Maybe she was doing god's work for Bloyd Llankfein.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:23 | 5463743 KnuckleDragger-X
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We wouldn't get that lucky....

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:10 | 5463658 Bennie Noakes
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It is really hard for me to believe that someone about to die from Ebola would feel well enough to walk into a beauty parlor to have her hair done.

Tue, 11/18/2014 - 23:22 | 5463744 zerozulu
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Some people like to be at their best when they leave.

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