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Senior Citi Banker Found Dead In Bathtub With Slashed Throat

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The dust has barely settled on the latest high profile banker suicide in which Deutsche Bank's associate general counsel, and former SEC regulator, Charlie Gambino was found dead, having hung himself by the neck from a stairway banister, and here comes the latest sad entrant in the dead banker chronicles of 2014 when earlier today, the Post reports, a Citigroup banker was found dead with his throat slashed in the bathtub "of his swanky downtown apartment, authorities said Wednesday."

More:

Shawn D. Miller, Citigroup’s managing director of environmental and social risk management, was discovered around 3 p.m. Tuesday by a doorman in the Greenwich Street building, law enforcement sources said. “We are deeply saddened by this news and our thoughts are with Shawn’s family at this time,” said a statement sent out by Citigroup.

Bloomberg adds that "a 42-year-old man was found unconscious yesterday in the bathtub of his Greenwich Street apartment in lower Manhattan with a neck laceration and later pronounced dead, the New York Police Department said in a statement."

Medics declared him dead after responding to an emergency call about 3:11 p.m. and an investigation to determine the cause of death is continuing, police said.

 

Miller advised executives and clients on sustainability matters, including environmental and social policies related to industries including mining and renewable energy, according to his LinkedIn profile. He helped oversee the development and implementation of policies in more than 100 countries.

 

“We are deeply saddened by this news and our thoughts are with Shawn’s family at this time,” Danielle Romero-Apsilos, a spokeswoman for the New York-based bank, told Bloomberg an e-mailed statement.

However, unlike previous more "clearcut" suicides, this time there may have been foul play: the Post adds that "there was no knife recovered at the scene, leading officials to suspect the death was not a suicide, and they were trying to determine who had access to his apartment."

Miller did well: "one-bedroom apartments at the building are listed at more than $1 million."

An online profile under the man’s name calls him a “pioneer in sustainable finance” and a specialist in emerging markets at the International Finance Corp., part of the World Bank. Several former colleagues told The Post that Miller was well-liked.

It was unclear why the doorman checked his apartment.

Miller's LinkedIn profile is shown below:

 

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Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:34 | 5466746 Kaiser Sousa
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fuck him...
next!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:37 | 5466784 outamyeffinway
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Nope. No Mafia in banking at all!! Secret Service, FBI, FUCK YOU!!!!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:41 | 5466804 cifo
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Suicide. Harakiri to the neck.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:45 | 5466824 zerozulu
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This is what happens when they refuse to jump through the window or keeps nail gun ready.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:45 | 5466836 BellyBrain
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Notice that it is always the "mid-level" types that are suicided, never the big dogs...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:48 | 5466849 ACP
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I was about to say...what's with the peons?

Fuckers need to be offed from the TOP DOWN.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:48 | 5466861 Magnix
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Thats alot of gut to cut his throat himself - sheesh!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:53 | 5466884 Publicus
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This is obviously a suicide. I mean, heart attack.

 

Ebola.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:56 | 5466901 Skateboarder
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Ebolanic Homisuicidal Discombobulation

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:07 | 5466969 COSMOS
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Guess someone put a smiley across his neck...

By the way shouldnt that van just said Suicided Team Unit...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:08 | 5466972 rocker
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Another One Bites the Dust. 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:10 | 5466983 Silky Johnson
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Meh, another dead banker, fuck em!

I stepped in dog shit during lunch and fucked up my new kicks, that's of more concern to me than if every banker on Earth got a colombian necktie.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:12 | 5467004 TeamDepends
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Never shave with a nailgun.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:16 | 5467017 12ToothAssassin
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What do you call 1000 dead bankers?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:18 | 5467036 Uncle Sugar
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What?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:22 | 5467054 Squid Viscous
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not even close to enough?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:24 | 5467061 Stackers
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At what point are these banks just making up "Executive" positions to fill ?

Environmental and Social Risk Director ? ..... WTF is that ?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:50 | 5467192 JamesBond
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surprising that his body wasn't dumped in a nearby park

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:57 | 5467221 SWRichmond
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looks to me like he failed to adequately manage his social risk

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:26 | 5467322 gmrpeabody
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""there was no knife recovered at the scene, leading officials to suspect the death was not a suicide,"

Don't most people who slash their own throats hide the knife...?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:38 | 5467382 disabledvet
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I know did when I...

Oops, already said too much again....

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 19:25 | 5467530 Latina Lover
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Thank you Santa, for an early black friday gift.  Imagine a world without banksters. Even the air would smell better.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 19:32 | 5467554 NoDebt
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Don't look at me.  I only use a nail gun.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 19:36 | 5467568 SilverIsKing
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If they didn't find a knife, he must have used a sharp icicle.  They often melt before the cops arrive.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:49 | 5467788 HardlyZero
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Divine intervention ?

Maybe they should rent Constantine on Netflix...its all there in the last 10 minutes.

Maybe he hopin' Lucifer would get his ass out of a sling...he saw it in a movie once.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:56 | 5467812 Xibalba
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One bedrooms in that shithole for a mil?!?!  That's the real tragedy here.  

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 23:02 | 5468183 cnmcdee
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I had to jump in !!!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 23:02 | 5468185 cnmcdee
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Pencil

Point!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:44 | 5467399 blindman
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new age suicide and
the magical disappearing knife,
it happens more than you
might expect.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:53 | 5467800 Idaho potato head
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If he would've been in London he would've been safe, they're banning knives there.....

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:45 | 5471408 blindman
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for now, they still have
tall buildings for one
to be pushed off.
.
http://vimeo.com/75113425

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 19:36 | 5467566 puckles
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It's called Schroedinger's knife...the Quantum Suicide Experience

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:44 | 5467777 sodbuster
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I'll bet he hid the knife, after he slit his own throat. Very determined case of suicide. Case closed.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:47 | 5471422 blindman
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no mention of a near
window or search thereby.
this new generation is
amazingly adept at concealing
suicidal intentions and acts,
maybe for the insurance
payout to their hookers?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:58 | 5467226 Never One Roach
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We'll miss Shawn.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:39 | 5467381 UGrev
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He wasn't missed.. I'm pretty sure that since he can smile from the neck that they got'em.. 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:22 | 5467055 TeamDepends
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A good start.
budumpshh!!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:32 | 5467080 RaceToTheBottom
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All these "Bankster Bonuses" going around, we might see a few of them start talking and making deals....

If we could only find some non corrupt law enforcement types to take down the statements...

 

OOOOPPS, bad career choice dude.  Sucks to be dead.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 23:44 | 5468333 jeff montanye
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if only.

even george h.w. bush who, eulogizing gerald ford, laughed when he mentioned oswald as the lone assassin, at least put near a thousand crooked bankers in jail in the much smaller savings and loan scandals in the '80's.

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 01:27 | 5468568 12ToothAssassin
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you hit a grand slam off my setup!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:04 | 5467243 Freddie
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A good start.

 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:46 | 5467409 The Gooch
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Hi everybody and Fonzanoon!

Happy Fergusamnestybostononsteroidclusterfucklameduckfedappointee hunting season!

Musta been this fine group of dindunuffins that killed the banker.

Nahh. Just kidding. It's obviously another banker suicide like the two-barrel, whilrpool handgun.

Plan accordingly and Happy Holidays, bitchez.

(dindus with guns)

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1514704365451275&fref=nf

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 01:29 | 5468569 12ToothAssassin
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you hit a grand slam off my setup!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 23:22 | 5468265 nofluer
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1000 paydays from the Keyman Insurance Company

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 00:15 | 5468403 Aeternus
Thu, 11/20/2014 - 09:28 | 5469122 Casey Stengel
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A good start.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:11 | 5466999 Mad Max
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The important thing is that no nailguns were harmed in the making of this farce.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:38 | 5467124 max2205
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Quick,

Check his browser history! 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:36 | 5467368 Mr Pink
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Suiciding hundreds of bankers seems like a ruthless way to manipulate the "new jobs" numbers.... ahhh maybe not

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 22:26 | 5468053 Tall Tom
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There was no knife found at the scene. Whoever, or WHOMEVER, did this either wanted it to be a LOUD STATEMENT that this was a murder and that they had better keep their mouths shut....

 

-OR-

 

that they are planning to plant the weapon on another Banking Official, who may be thinking about opening his mouth, to frame him for the crime...

 

OR BOTH.

 

And as you celebrate this Banker's murder...

 

How secure are Tyler's Servers?

 

Can they trace your IP?

 

Can they find out who you are and where you live? (They already know.)

 

Wait until these "suicides" start happening to ZH members for exposing inconvenient truth.

 

Can you think past your nose?

 

Will you be celebrating then, at that time?

 

I already figure that I am a walking dead man.

 

But that is what is most wonderful...If you are already a walking dead man then, really, what do you have to lose? Once you accept that then the fear of loss disappears and they lose any smidgeon of control.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 23:03 | 5468191 DipshitMiddleCl...
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ive heard of some ZH posters "dissapearinng" ..i wonder if its some sort of actual Gulag or people just getting sck of the world ending and just riding out their years in disbelief to themselves.

 

I agree with you though..they know who we are or they can find out awfully easy thanks to the dragnet operations they're running out of Utah.

 

~DipshitmiddleclassWhitekid

 

 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 23:49 | 5468335 The9thDoctor
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ive heard of some ZH posters "dissapearinng" ..i wonder if its some sort of actual Gulag or people just getting sck of the world ending and just riding out their years in disbelief to themselves.

They disappeared because their chicken little predictions were completely wrong.

They claimed hyperinflation, we got deflation.

They claimed PMs will go to the moon, instead PMs are down 70%

They claimed that stawks were a bad investment, instead we get the biggest bull market in history.

They claimed shit will hit the fan, instead its business as usual.

I mean, what are they going to comment about, when they have been totally wrong the last six years.  Those posters left because nothing happened the way they claimed these events would unfold.

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 00:19 | 5468418 Aeternus
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Do you know what a timeline is?

There is this saying that on a long enough timeline the survival rate...... oh fuck it whatever.

 

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 00:33 | 5468461 Tall Tom
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A FEW may have disappeared because of your claims. VERY FEW.

Anybody whom has studied the Weimar Hyperinflation Event understands that a deflation precedes a hyperinflation.

 

The hyperinflation, afterwards, is subsequentially follwed by a deflation.

 

Currency in the Weimar Republic was so scarce that people began to circulate their own debtor's note as a currency. This happened before the hyperinflationary blow off.

 

Personally I believe that it is good that the SPECULATORS have left the PM markets. I have not celebrated rising PM prices. I may want them lower so that I may buy more cheaply.

 

But BOTH dramatic rising prices and dramatic declining prices in PMs, in the large magnitudes which we have recently experienced, as well as the ever increasing Exponential rise in the Stock Markets are indicative of an underlying and EXTEREME state of FINANCIAL INSTABILITY.

 

Adding into this the MURDERS of Bankers in order to cover up FRAUDULENT MALFEASANCE is also indicative of the former.

 

Then today's news that the FOMC does not have any plan to raise Interest Rates, and Santelli whing that there is no FORWARD GUIDANCE from the Fed so that the Market cannot frontrun and price in Interest Rate hikes is a really good indicator that THE FED HAS LOST CONTROL.

 

I am of the PRUDENT SCHOOL of thought.

 

If an Economy lacks STABILITY then it lacks the REQUIREMENT for a SOLID FOUNDATION upon which a structure can be built.

 

No competent structural engineer will build upon unstable ground where structures are prone to collapse.

 

Likewise no competent Financialist or Economist will even attempt to build an Economy in unstable Economic Conditions.

 

Now what is terribly sad...FOR YOU...is that I know that you know this from other posts. Therefore I cannot write off to ignorance that which is clearly DISHONEST....FRAUDULENT. You celebrate the FRAUD.

 

If we do not have a STABLE CURRENCY upon which to build an Economic Recovery then we are doomed. Nobody can build with fluids subject to decay with erosion and subsequent failure. Our entire Economy has been built upon such a fluid, a fiat currency, the US Dollar, the Purchasing Power which has been subject to decay over the past 100 years.

 

Thus the foundation has experienced considerable erosion and it is just a matter of time before the structural failure. And that is imminent.

 

Nobody can predict the exact moment of failure of an old rusted out bridge. But we can predict from the Empirical Evidence that collapse is imminent and keep people away from that bridge.

 

You tout the ever advancing Stawck Market at the same time that you predict Deflation. And yet you cannot see how inconsistent that is?

 

But my problem is that I know that you know better. Thus your level of complicity is much more than that of someone whom is truly ignorant. And you will pay a greater price than those whom are ignorant, Ivy Leagueer. (MIT, right?)

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 08:54 | 5469058 Calmyourself
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EPIC, Tom

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 13:12 | 5470128 Lanka
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Now that's good writing!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 00:17 | 5468408 Aeternus
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Please, elaborate.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 00:37 | 5468464 TheGreatRecovery
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Wrong place.  Oops.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 00:23 | 5468428 Aeternus
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You must work in the banking industry if you are that worried.

Stop trying to control everything and just let go..... LET GO!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZAx1BBw9hI

 

It's only until we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 01:25 | 5468560 Tall Tom
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Nope. I have never worked for the Banking Industry.

 

But I must write that I do work against them...IN ANY WAY THAT I CAN.

 

The Banking Industry has stolen most everything which I owned outright. They did is LEGALLY.

 

If you believe the fraud to be recent well you are sadly mistaken. The fraud has been going on for many decades. It is now just being exposed to the limelight.

 

My dream is to see their ruin. There are none so deserving.

 

And I will not let that dream go.

 

Do not insult me again.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 02:46 | 5468678 StychoKiller
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I'm sensing some sort of pattern here:  WHAT do all these dead GUYS have in common?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:32 | 5467105 mrdenis
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ISIS.......obviously 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:56 | 5467214 Pool Shark
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"An online profile under the man’s name calls him a 'pioneer in sustainable finance.' "

 

And, yet; that was not enough to 'sustain' him.

[The Pioneers take the arrows...]

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 02:22 | 5468643 Son of Loki
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Are you zh'ers dense or what ?  He obviously slit his throat, hid the knife in the basement behind the boiler, walked back upstairs, then climbed into the tube … so it would not look like suicide so his “significant other” could claim the life insurance.

 

Right?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:51 | 5466866 kaiserhoff
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The correct term is "hanged."

Hung would refer to his, ahem, manhood,

  but either way, I'll take all the hangings I can get with this crowd.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:55 | 5466909 0b1knob
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< He was well hanged.

< He was well hung.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:16 | 5467026 0b1knob
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< Jump you fuckers.

< Use a rope banker dope.

 

I don't know.   Jumping has a certain tradition behind it.  But jumping could kill an innocent person on the sidewalk.  Not shown:  Nail gun "suicide" option.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:32 | 5467097 Urban Redneck
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Hanged would refer to a human, whereas hung would refer to an object.  Are banksters human?  Do banksters deserve human rights?  If not, they don't deserve to be "hanged.

 

Regardless, ES&G bullshit is just another tool for banksters and UN/WBG/IMF appendages to get their hooks into developing nations and the local levers of power and drive down the value of local equity holders' stakes.  Based strictly on this clown's job title- he deserved what he got.    

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:32 | 5467357 Mr Pink
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So...are you saying stockings can't be hanged on the chimney with care?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:58 | 5467438 kaiserhoff
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Sure they can,

  but only if someone is still wearing them.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:57 | 5467213 SickDollar
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cuz they are usually hungry sheeps and welling to do all the dirty work in exchange for the lifestyle

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 03:57 | 5468748 Midnight Hour
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Mybe he was just about ready to squeel and the top Dog has made sure that this will not happen. No problem for the top Dog, he is above the Law and can do anything he likes.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:50 | 5466863 zerozulu
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and never have looks of a money changer.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:56 | 5466915 Larry Dallas
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Sustainable banking. What. The. Fuck?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:02 | 5466945 OldPhart
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Sustainable, as in never bleed your victim to death.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:22 | 5467313 HardlyZero
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Socially Sustainable.

Green too.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 08:59 | 5469064 Calmyourself
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Green Banker Dead- Double plus goodness, I am smiling...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:51 | 5467314 HardlyZero
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double entre'

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 19:03 | 5467460 GoldBricker
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Or maybe sustainable interest income; your victim nevers gets the thing paid off. (E.g., an interest-only debt)

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:01 | 5466946 pods
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That one caught my funny bone.  Sustainble banking in a fractional reserve system.

I'd slice my throat (and hide the knife) if that was my job too.

pods

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:03 | 5466952 Skateboarder
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You gotta read the description below that shit to get the most out of it. If that don't make one's blood boil, it is a likely indicator of total immersion in advertised reality.

Sustainable banking = no fractional reserves, physical backing, and no centralization (central banks). Given the current state of our being, I say that those three things are too much to ask a pleb to understand.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:07 | 5466953 Skateboarder
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Dubbelpost.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 19:07 | 5467469 jwoop66
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yeah, a good leftist.   I read his resume, and in all wordiness, it doesn't say one thing.    Some good buzzwords and causes though.   

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 19:14 | 5467501 JuliaS
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Sustainable Capitalism, of course:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6mD3ety4X4

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 00:14 | 5468402 FreedomGuy
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He was reducing his carbon footprint to zero. Very green of him.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:05 | 5466965 Real Estate Geek
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That's cause the top dogs are ordering the hits. 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:31 | 5467089 Jack Burton
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A lot of senior partners are sleeping better tonight! You can bet on that!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 00:17 | 5468407 FreedomGuy
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Dead men tell no tales.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 01:33 | 5468575 junction
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Soon some will be sleeping with the fishes because they know too much.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:37 | 5467125 Payne
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The Mid-level guys are the brains of the operation, the meat in the hamburger

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:00 | 5467216 Withdrawn Sanction
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Indeed they are.  It's seems likely he was eliminated to silence him, but another (admitedly slim) possibility, is key mid-tiers are being targeted to "encourage" others to talk.  For such a strategy to work, you dont go after generals (they're too well protected), and you dont go after the grunts (they dont know enough and there are far too many of them).  If you want to cripple an organization, you go after the captains, majors, and colonels.  As I say, it's a long shot, but it's not a zero probability item either.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:50 | 5467795 IndyPat
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See, I'm no so quick to dance on these guys graves.

You have to think this shit through, brothers and sisters.

These guys that are accidentally getting dead lately? They are the ones you want in the stand for a RICO case. The ones you want to celebrate getting dead....ain't getting dead.
This guys may have actually owned a souls and may have been inclined to testify as to where the bear shit in the buckwheat.
I'm not entirely sure we should be happy about it.

Ummmm. Nawww. Second thought....Fuck em. Fuck em all and fuck the RICO bullshit. Let me eat each other.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 23:07 | 5467963 Pee Wee
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Uncle RICO.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 22:17 | 5468028 Freddie
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Seriously folks - we do not have a lawful govt so there will never be any real investigations into criminality.  They do some phony investigation and fine the bank to steal some money from them. 

Anyone in banking that might snitch would be insane.  You cannot trust the govt or law enforcement.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:27 | 5467320 Ariadne
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Hey mid-level meat: when you ask for your cut, send a messenger & collect by wire transfer. And get some f'n AD&D insurance to take out your associates should they do this to you. Not one potser has squawked yet. Thats not brainy, thats stupid.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 19:23 | 5467528 WillyGroper
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@BellyBrain

That's cuz NSA & MIC are pussies! Too fuckin chicken to challenge the hired merc's.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:42 | 5467772 Buck Johnson
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No kidding, they are the foot soldiers that put their name on the line when they do these illegal stuff.  Once the illegality is coming into public they need to shut these guys up before they go before the FBI and start telling what they know.

 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:48 | 5466854 813kml
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A tragic addicent, a novice at shaving with a straight razor.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:52 | 5466870 Skateboarder
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As a straight edge razor user, I have to say that even a "whoops" with a sharp blade, right around the Adam's apple, can lead to disasterous results. A novice can very easily hurt himself.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:23 | 5467057 Oldrepublic
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Could be he had a bad barber!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 18:02 | 5467178 Withdrawn Sanction
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Sweeney Todd

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:56 | 5467808 HardlyZero
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Bad Day.

Green Day "Boulevard of Broken Dreams".

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 01:36 | 5468579 junction
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The contract killer holding the razor was no novice.  I wonder if he took a selfie?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:10 | 5466990 Surging Chaos
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It was a nailgun-free zone.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:19 | 5467035 MaxPower92
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Jumping out of windows is sooo 1920's...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:27 | 5467079 Oldrepublic
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also called Defenestration, if one is "helped" out of the window

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 10:22 | 5469383 DullKnife
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Wannabe whistleblowers not treated with welcome arms.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:45 | 5466835 linniepar
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Slash you fuckers! 

 

What sucks is that these are probably potential whistle blowers but in due time I suppose.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:51 | 5467190 NotApplicable
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Or at least subpena recipients to leverage for state's evidence.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:54 | 5467809 IndyPat
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Hummm. States evidence. See, that's the tricky part. So inbred...where does state start and bank end?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:56 | 5467211 tenpanhandle
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Obviously...an open throat diverts all the air from the whistle.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 23:07 | 5467953 Pee Wee
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Dup.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:52 | 5466873 angel_of_joy
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He was just trying to shave his beard, and he slipped... unfortunate, but hardly unusual... /s

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:07 | 5466974 Jumbotron
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Nahh....he slipped while giving himself a Brazilian.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:53 | 5466882 zerozulu
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No Harakiri. It is called "kubikiri"

 

 

 

 

it is also means fired from job but in this case literally throat slashed.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:53 | 5467203 realWhiteNight123129
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Just the beginning, Justice Squad is on the move. 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:54 | 5467204 realWhiteNight123129
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Just the beginning, Justice Squad is on the move. 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:34 | 5467109 Syrin
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Sleep walking accident.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:56 | 5467816 HardlyZero
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Distracted Shaving.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:52 | 5466877 Paveway IV
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NGOs, IFC? That would be CIA.

He probably handled the CIA's black Citi accounts and found out stuff he shouldn't have know.

A clear case of suicide. Cut his own throat, hid the knife somewhere then jumped in the tub. A thorough investigation will confirm this next year.

The 'cleaners' must have run out of acid to dissolve his body.Damn budget cutbacks!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:11 | 5466991 Cathartes Aura
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cut his own throat, then ate the knife, obviously.

let's see,

"emergency call about 3:11 p.m. environmental and social policies related to industries including mining. . .LinkedIn profile. . .helped oversee the development and implementation of policies in more than 100 countries. . .specialist in emerging markets at the International Finance Corp., part of the World Bank."

story posted here at "15:33" - yup, ticks all the funny-bone boxes for me!

lulz.

 

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:25 | 5467071 Paveway IV
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Maybe he was the gold guy for developing countries.

You KNOW.... like 'aquiring' their gold for Citi.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:38 | 5467121 RaceToTheBottom
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Yep, they are known for their "sustainable actions" in the gold market!!!

Keep up the good work, Citi!

 

Next?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:42 | 5467149 espirit
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Prolly a multi-million dollar life insurance policy with Citi as beneficiary.

 

Just Saying <MOAR PLEASE>

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:33 | 5467081 ZerOhead
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The cops are working on the theory that had made the knife from ice which then melted in the tub because raping and pillaging the planet can only make for good friendships these days.

Cops can be smart like that...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:48 | 5467184 Oldrepublic
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re: helped oversee the development and implementation of policies in more than 100 countries.

sounds like the evil twin of John Perkins

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 20:23 | 5467717 WillyGroper
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')

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:28 | 5467076 kaiserhoff
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Yup,  bogus resume, indeed.

That could be someone's kept boyfriend, but it reads more like the station chief in any embassy worth knowing about.

I don't even need the tin hat for this one.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:30 | 5467090 mrdenis
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what no nail guns around ........

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:39 | 5466785 knukles
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I wonder if he was a registered Progressive and had to be silenced because his peers got sick of listening to his nonsense.
You know, you piss a sociopath off enough when he tells you to STFU and keep talking about saving the whales and shit like this happens.

Of course it was a suicide.  He swallowed the knife before he bled out.  Or slashed his throat from the inside while swallowing.
Anything is possible these days.

Maybe He Got Grubered during the Ginsu Home Demonstration

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:41 | 5466803 kaiserhoff
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Wanted to ask someone in the know, knuks...

Anyone checked Ben's pulse.

He promised rates would only raise over his dead body, or something like that.

Thought maybe it's time to pop the bubbly;)

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:49 | 5466855 knukles
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If the man believed in what he preached, why the fuck was he in a million dollar flat and not distributing more of his assets to the poor?
Riddle me that, Democratic Cadillac Commie Scum?
Huh?

The curious demand an answer.

Citibank being socially responsible.
Fucking bullshit
They treat their clients like serfs and can't figure out which the fuck way is up, been bailed out by the federalies about 5 times, I mean what a load of crapola

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:53 | 5466876 kaiserhoff
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In DC we called them limousine liberals.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:55 | 5466910 knukles
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AH, but I digress.  More to your point.
No waiting for Ben's demise because of higher rates.
We're all trudging the happy road of destiny in the Japanese model.
10 yr JGB's < 0.5%

And us being exceptional ain't gonna change that one iota

Step right up, getchur cans of  9Lives  before they shrink in size and your income falls.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:04 | 5466957 kaiserhoff
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Sheeeit.  Money for nothing and chicks for free.

Maybe it would be worth the groping from the TSA;)

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:13 | 5467008 DevilsPrinciple
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He was a gummint employee.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:13 | 5467011 DevilsPrinciple
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He was a gummint employee.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:29 | 5467087 Oldrepublic
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maybe he was a blood donor!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:32 | 5467102 Oldrepublic
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re:If the man believed in what he preached,

A good question to ask of a certain gentleman who has a big spread in one of the tonier parts of Rome

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 21:00 | 5467835 IndyPat
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No shit!

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:42 | 5466805 dracos_ghost
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I think this may show you're right:

 

Shawn D. Miller, Citigroup’s managing director of environmental and social risk management,

WTF is environmental and social risk management. The counter party risk of wearing white after Labor Day?

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:44 | 5466827 kaiserhoff
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Protecting the world from pink/green and leopard skin design.

In Illinois, you need a state license to be an interior designer.

I couldn't make that shit up.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:53 | 5466885 i_call_you_my_base
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Could be CIA, like NGOs are. You get cover to travel around to many different countries.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:16 | 5467021 Cathartes Aura
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"environmental and social risk management"

AKA

how best to manage the removal of  the "social" (humans) from the profitable "environmental" resource extractions, aka risky profiteering!  hence the World Bank, etc.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 17:20 | 5467051 Miss Expectations
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For all the commentary on how the great buy-up of African lands might impact on the rural poor, they are rarely the legal landowners. Their governments are. For a century African land laws have protected private property, but have largely limited this protection to lands with registered titles. Up to 90% of sub-Saharan Africa's land area is currently untitled. Without legal owners, these lands fall to the state.

http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/poverty-matters/2012/mar/0...

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:38 | 5466789 kaiserhoff
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Progress.

Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:47 | 5466848 saints51
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When central bankers around the world in the top 3 on the food chain get iced, then I will pay attention.

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