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Brooklyn Resident With Ebola Symptoms Rushed To Bellevue

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The most "transparently" folsky, if data-fabricating, administration in history may be watching its Obamacare dreams go up in flaming house of cards, even as not a single mainstream media outlet, including ABC, NBC, or CBS, will be covering Obama's "historic" executive action on immigration from Las Vegas later today, but at least Obama's Ebola Czar has managed to put a vacuum seal over any coverage of Ebola on US soil, because as Zero Hedge showed, there was no better correlation to the volatility of US stocks than the frequency of Ebola stories hitting the wires. And the last thing Obama care afford now is to lose control of the markets.

 

Which likely explains why two days ago, when there was some brief chatter that a Brooklyn woman on an Ebola watch list had collapsed dead, bleeding from the "face, mouth and nose", we had to go all the way to the yellow UK press to get the details of this latest development which certainly is relevant to Brooklyn, and New York City, residents.

It also means that the latest news out of the NY Post, the same outlet that broke the first NY Ebola case, will get zero publicity.

To wit:

A Brooklyn man, who recently returned from West Africa, was rushed to Bellevue Hospital with Ebola-like symptoms Thursday, police sources said.

 

The man, whose name is being withheld by The Post, returned from Mali on Nov. 14, and came down with flu-like symptoms which are similar symptoms to those exhibited by patients suffering from Ebola, the sources said.

The patient had been suffering from nausea, chills, and body aches but when his condition continued to worsen, he called 911.

 

He is undergoing a series of tests to determine whether or not he is infected with the Ebola virus, the sources said.

Full official statement here:

Joint statement by NYC Health Department and NYC Health and Hospitals Corporation

 

An individual who came to the United States from Mali, a country with limited Ebola transmission, was taken to HHC Bellevue Hospital Center today. Due to the individual's travel history and symptoms, the patient has been isolated, and an Ebola test will be performed. Results are expected later today.

Somehow we get the feeling that the "results" due from an administration whose credibility has absolutely disintegrated in recent weeks, will be on par with the truthfulness one has come to expect about Obamacare-for-dummies. But then again, what's the worst case: a few million stupid voter folks could die.

 

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Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:45 | 5470955 SilverIsKing
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Just avoid the hair salon and all will be fine.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:49 | 5470967 Save_America1st
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that's the "weave" salon for head rope.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:48 | 5470972 Jack's Digestib...
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Somebody get that man a clipboard, stat!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:51 | 5470982 clipboard man
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You didn't build that clipboard.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:54 | 5471004 Population Bubble
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Sweet.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:05 | 5471036 SMG
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They probably won't tell us even if it really is ebola.  They want this to spread.  Frightened people make better peasants.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:15 | 5471084 pods
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I think I am doom porned out.  Stuff like this doesn't even make it move anymore.

pods

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:34 | 5471180 Dinero D. Profit
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I know of a person who read a lot doom porn; he was distressed, became eccentric and dangerous.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:57 | 5471255 ss123
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I thought ebola was sooooo, like, a couple months ago.

Shocked that it still exists!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:53 | 5471442 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Election is over. Democraps don't care. Repugs won so they don't either. Sad day.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 20:03 | 5471670 Son of Loki
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Makes you wonder how many cases of Ebola are being covered up … how about all those troops who came toe-to-toe with Eboleans in Africa?

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:26 | 5471140 Stoploss
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The problem is it's spreading to the wrong voting base. OOPS.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:34 | 5472751 Mr. Ed
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But, but, but, they took his temperature at the airport didn't they?  How could this happen??!!!

 

/SARC!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:06 | 5471044 kaiserhoff
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Give Brooklyn another 10-12 days,

  and we'll see what those "tests" are worth.

Still a black-out from Africa as well, since 11/5.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:47 | 5471420 walküre
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Obola Czar has global jurisdiction

USA! USA! USA!

Was going to shop in NY next month but ... St. Petersburg is gorgeous during Christmas time.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 19:16 | 5471522 Never One Roach
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Ebola will never each America.”

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 19:32 | 5471581 Citxmech
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Fresh CDC numbers just out:  15,145 infections as of the 16th.  Still exponential - although the latest data points seem to be getting noisier.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:23 | 5471118 Dinero D. Profit
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If you are worried about contracting Ebola in the subway dungeons of New York, make a juju consisting of a bunch of chicken feathers well soaked in chicken blood and held together with strips of snakeskin, and shake the juju at anyone who looks ill.

 

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:25 | 5471138 pods
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Will that work with the C.H.U.D.S. as well?  We need flexibility for numerous situations.

pods

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:04 | 5471033 1000yrdstare
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Give him 2 Somas and may Ford bless him...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:21 | 5471115 Freddie
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Can they make a detour to the Goldman Sachs trading floor and to 33 Liberty Street.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:47 | 5470964 Bill of Rights
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Liberal cesspool that is New York...I see this as a blessing in disguise.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:53 | 5470989 Tsar Pointless
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You're pathetic. I just wanted you to know that.

I guess you must've been thrilled beyond words on 9/11.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:00 | 5471023 Tsar Pointless
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C'mon, pussies. Don't just down vote me. Show yourselves. Tell me how you aren't pathetic.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:19 | 5471103 Jugdish787
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Fuck you asshole...I think it was kind of a joke so lighten up.  

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:21 | 5471116 Tsar Pointless
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You do? Really? You haven't been to this site much, have you?

I don't think the person meant it as a joke. I doubt it, very seriously.

Fuck you asshole.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:25 | 5471131 ParkAveFlasher
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Not to hijack this nuanced and important discussion, but anecdotally, it is now fashionably hip in Brooklyn to pronounce ebola with a long "A" at the begininning (like "GAY bola") rather than a long "E" (like Ricolaaaah".  True story!

 

Back to the action!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:12 | 5471304 Freddie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhjpYzr4Ql4

The Swiss Riccola guys trying to warn about Obola.

The text:

"Ebola is a disease from Africa that will cause to bleed out your eyes, ears, mouth and anus until you are dead." 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:24 | 5471139 Jugdish787
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LOL...you take this very seriously don't you?  

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:20 | 5471341 buyingsterling
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Let me try to clear it up for you:
Does NY DESERVE Ebola because liberalism is endemic there? No. Did they literally beg for it because they are liberals? Yes, because _carelessness_ is the hallmark of liberalism.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:28 | 5471362 FredFlintstone
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Carelessness... Brilliant observation

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:23 | 5471129 LFMayor
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if I could I'd upvote you again for the Fiend Club!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:59 | 5471458 Dinero D. Profit
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Tsar,

The wisecracker has little balls.  In the matter of 9/11 and New York, emotionally, one can only take a sympathetic view.  To do one iota less places one on the same level emotionally as any and all of the conspirators of 9/11. 

 

 

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:23 | 5471120 Freddie
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New York voted for Obola.  Why are you crying?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:58 | 5473080 Bill of Rights
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I would be thrilled if you lapped on my balls as well...but then I would be beyone words now wouldnt I...fucken Dope

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:48 | 5470968 Bell's 2 hearted
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aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

 

was going through ebola(less) posts withdrawl

 

thanks for the fix

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:04 | 5471034 101 years and c...
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i thought Bullard cured ebola when he announced we may get moar money printing shall stocks ever drop more than 10%.....

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:06 | 5471287 JustObserving
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Doctors: Potential Ebola Cases Still ‘Covered Up By CDC’


CDC reportedly 'disappearing' patients


BY ANTHONY GUCCIARDI
POSTED ON NOVEMBER 20, 2014

Ebola continues to spread wildly in Sierra Leone as experts project that virtually all major cities in the United States will face imported cases of Ebola amid the failed response of the CDC. The nightly news says the story on the disease is ‘closed,’ but medical doctors around the country happen to disagree — and overwhelmingly so. In fact, medical professionals are now speaking out privately and publicly about the ‘cover up’ of potential Ebola cases that they say may end up with their careers on the line.

 

It was back in October when I shared a story regarding some extremely powerful information that one of my medical doctors contacts stationed in Dallas had shared with me. The CDC, this individual said, was coming into hospitals and visiting patients who were reported to have ‘signs of malaria’. What’s much more disturbing, however, is that the CDC was reportedly ‘disappearing’ these patients — even going as far as to remove their actual records from the hospital database.

“The Associated Press and other press outlets have agreed not to report on suspected cases of Ebola in the United States until a positive viral RNA test is completed.”

http://naturalsociety.com/doctors-potential-ebola-cases-still-covered-cd...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:40 | 5471397 Paveway IV
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If RNA sequencing leads directly back to the bioweapons lab in Ft. Detrick, well... you got a problem.

You need to hire a Jewish lawyer to make the problem disappear. 

Paging Dr. Flounder... Dr. Flounder... please report to third floor for a pick-up.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:49 | 5470976 clipboard man
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Does this mean my insurance premium is going up again?

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:06 | 5471280 kaiserhoff
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Yes, but everything does.  Day, night, heat, cold, you name it.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:50 | 5470980 medium giraffe
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Breaking: Make believe person who doesn't have Ebola is rushed to hospital to be treated for potentially having Ebola after being tested for Ebola by non-existent Ebola test only to subsequently not have Ebola. Or actually exist.  Again.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:53 | 5470998 Winston Churchill
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Will keep the serfs off the street whilst Obozo assumes the Emperors mantle.
All hail the Emperor.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:55 | 5471006 Jonathan Equine...
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You know, Ebola is not the only disease we don't want spreading around in our undocumented Democrat communities.

There's not a whole lot that causes you to bleed from your eyes and nose before dying.

 

If you don't think .gov is capable of lying about a dangerous infection or increasing vectors, then I don't know what to tell you.  You probably think a handful of Arabs did 9/11 and think The Big Bang Theory is funny.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:04 | 5471031 Tsar Pointless
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Up vote for the 9/11 reference and ragging on a non-funny teevee comedy.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:13 | 5471073 medium giraffe
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Breaking: Poster on ZH absolutely confirms 100% that Ebola outbreak is absolutely 100% real and not an elaborate Ebola hoax despite the crushing Ebola fear campaign to promote Ebola as something to be really very very (very) scared of and then subsequently mashing that fear button on every available media channel around the Ebola shaped clock in order to gleefully watch the now fully Ebola response trained Palvlovian humans jump and skitter and piss their Ebola free pants every time Ebola is mentioned, and he confirms this in such a way as admit the government partakes in all manner of nefarious chicanery without seeming to acknowledge that the current Ebola chicanery is a continuation of the previous Ebola chicanery, or is even chicanery in the first place, or that the current Ebola chicanery tactics have slightly changed as the Pavlovian pant pissing response was weakening somewhat after Fox news told you to stop pissing in your Ebola free pants about Ebola quite so hard.  Once again folks, it's all real, you're all going to die.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:22 | 5471121 Skateboarder
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Do I have time to squeeze a skate session in between feeling fine and bleeding out of my orifii?

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:49 | 5471158 medium giraffe
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Hard to say, maybe just a few quick ollies round the yard or something, we're awaiting further updates from the ZH groupthink consensus team, so stay tuned, more accurate reports to follow. 

Also, if you're still alive tonight don't miss out on our award winning documentary at 11, a breathtaking expose on how the entire Persian Empire was won using boxcutters and a copy of Microsoft Flight Simulator.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:03 | 5471279 Skateboarder
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And here I've been told my whole life, that they did it using nothing but scissors. The things skool teaches you...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:23 | 5471349 medium giraffe
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See? Everything you need to know can be learned from teevee.  Did you never stop to question how one might maneuver an army in the field at speed when they're armed with scissors?  Everyone knows you're not supposed to run with scissors. 

Furthermore, the DHS recommends that scissors should only be used as a defensive weapon when confronted by a crazed shooter:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/31/new-homeland-security-video-u...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:52 | 5470986 Perimetr
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Was this after the patient had returned from teaching first grade or maybe handing out boarding passing for United Airlines at LaGuardia?

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:52 | 5470987 disabledvet
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"No we won't have travel restrictions. Yes we will have 12 billion."

Doesn't seem very complicated.

They're called lawyers for a reason folks.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:55 | 5470996 IridiumRebel
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Get your Flounder ass to work and start threatening to sue. Mandate this person as non-ebola sick NOW you fatfuck!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:53 | 5470999 Mike Masr
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It's okay the police disposed of all the bloody hair salon items in the garbage can. As long as nobody knows about it, were good! 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:56 | 5471007 Seize Mars
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Yawn. Another day another hoax.
If there is an actual sick person it's most likely dengue fever. There is no Ebola, it's a fuckin fraud like everything else.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:09 | 5471060 Toolshed
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You should just concentrate on you Mars invasion plans.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:39 | 5471197 Seize Mars
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It's true that free and independent thought can be scary.
BTW don't forget to refill your Xanax scrip. TV's on!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:31 | 5471370 buyingsterling
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It's not Ebola Zaire as originally reported, but it is killing people. To many dead doctors from too many different organizations, with similar symptoms.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:55 | 5471010 wagthetails
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it is illegal to report on this.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:04 | 5471032 Bell's 2 hearted
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only when markets are open

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:58 | 5471015 replaceme
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I refuse to for it again.  I hope it's just hemmhoragic fever or something tame like that.  And that that he/she is fine very soon.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 16:59 | 5471022 madbraz
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Rush him immediately to Goldman Sachs...I mean to a hospital

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:01 | 5471025 limacon
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If they keep lying about ebola , it eventually will really hurt .

Like 30%+ deaths .

You are about 3 times richer than you think .

See

https://www.academia.edu/9405720/The_Economics_of_Disrespect_Update_I

or

http://andreswhy.blogspot.com/2014/11/the-economics-of-disrespect-update...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:01 | 5471027 p00k1e
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Since they want to play, start wearing respirator masks to the mall and scare the shoppers.  

Carry an Ebola sign.  

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:03 | 5471029 replaceme
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What is the deal?  The other government agencies, er media outlets, will not comment until ebola is diagnosed with an RNA test? 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:04 | 5471037 vyeung
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Everyone in NYC is pretty much screwed if you are relying on the government to tell you the truth!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:09 | 5471061 Bell's 2 hearted
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following 9/11 i used to visit the EPA website ... they had air quality readings for manhattan ... needless to say the readings were pretty much normal

 

seen many stories of first responders who worked on the site afterwards develop respirtory (or worse) problems

 

on same note - EPA gave "all clear" on gulf water following BP spill

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:24 | 5471127 Tsar Pointless
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That's because the EPA was long ago taken over by corporate interests.

You see - the Reagan Revolution was a raging success!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:36 | 5471381 buyingsterling
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Yeah, Reagan is the big problem right now.

Reagans failures were mostly what he couldn't do, often in spite of trying. Presently, we have malicious leftists in control who hate you. It's 2014, grandpa.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:07 | 5471053 Ruffmuff
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Fux it, I washed my hands this morning. I'm good to go. Still have this rash of Obola I can't seem to shake, though.

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:13 | 5471076 lakecity55
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Two cases hit the news within 24hrs.

Interesting.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:15 | 5471085 p00k1e
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Really?

 

The elections ended. 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:14 | 5471078 Bennie Noakes
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Meanwhile, the woman who died in the beauty salon mentioned on ZH a couple of days ago did not have Ebola:

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/woman-died-brooklyn-salon-e...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:15 | 5471089 lakecity55
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"Hello, sir. I am Mr Flounder. You have to come with me."
"Sez who?"
"This document: the NDAA."

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:15 | 5471090 Fuku Ben
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Cramer says ignore it. The economy has never been better. Sell VIX

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:17 | 5471094 lakecity55
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It's also been about 3 weeks since that NYC doc went bowling.

What a coincidence.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 19:34 | 5471584 Bunga Bunga
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Ebowling.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:17 | 5471100 Overleveraged_a...
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So ummmm... This is a disease that doctors with hazmat suits were catching just by being near it. There is a woman who died of it in the middle of a salon.... Ummmm,. and this happened in a public area of a very concentrated major city.

 

Hmmm. Makes me wonder....

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:23 | 5471119 Everybodys All ...
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I did say give me liberty or give me death. Obama can go fuck his undocumented self.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:25 | 5471136 p00k1e
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Everything is a lie.

We may have our lives on the line….

Is Ebola a hoax – government lie.

Or

Is Ebola real and being covered up – government lie.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:42 | 5471203 kchrisc
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The only truth is, "Everything is a lie."

An American, not US subject.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:29 | 5471157 p00k1e
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So will Boner call for Obama’s arrest tonight?  If he doesn’t, he’s in on it…. a complicit, loudmouth lying drunk. 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 19:21 | 5471550 yellowsub
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Seriously?  They're all in on it...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:33 | 5471171 jubber
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US futures actually rising AH

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:38 | 5471192 kchrisc
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Elite: "We need more FUD!"

Complicit-Media: "Here it is."

An American, not US subject.

 

"FUD me once, shame on you. FUD me twice, shame on me."

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:46 | 5471217 Quantum Nucleonics
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Tyler, why do you think the fact that none of the networks are covering the President's immigration announcement is a negative for him?  It's just the opposite.  The last thing the Democrats need is white, middle-class folks that still vote for the donkey that they've just been thrown under the bus?

You can see the President's address on Telemundo and Univision, by the way.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 17:59 | 5471258 p00k1e
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So-called ‘white, middle-class folks’ were tossed under the bus in 1965.

And Reagan was an illegal lover –

Reagan on immigration 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0_zNR53k5Lg

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:19 | 5471322 Freddie
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http://www.alipac.us/major-networks-reverse-plans-fo-obama-amnesty-speec...

Americans calling pressured the networks to show it thanks to groups like ALIPAC and Numbersusa.com.  It looks like a few networks will show it. 

Activist groups that launched a lobbying campaign today to get ABC, NBC, and CBS to carry Obama's amnesty decree speech tonight at 8pm ET are encouraged by news that these English language networks will now broadcast the speech to the largest American audiences.

Fox, PBS and CSPAN will also cover the destruction of The Constitution.

I don't watch TV.  It is all shit.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:12 | 5471305 HowdyDoody
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One tip. If the weather turns bad, don't drink the red snow. It is far worse than yellow snow.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 18:19 | 5471328 adr
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Ebola was causing the stock market to go down, so it was silenced. Sellers were causing the market to go down, so Bullard silenced them.

Ebola will not be spoken, selling of stocks will not be allowed (unless you are an insider), and any illegal will be granted a work permit to take a job away from a citizen to help EPS.

The tribe has spoken. The stock market is all that matters.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 19:16 | 5471517 22winmag
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Just when you thought the manufactured Ebola scare was winding down...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 19:20 | 5471539 yellowsub
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Why is this news?  They cured some folks...  

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 19:59 | 5471660 walküre
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Black Fridays will never be the same again.

Get your shopping fix and then some!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 20:07 | 5471672 q99x2
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Maybe I won't go to Greenpoint for Christmas this year. Obola is interferring with my vacation. Why doesn't he quit for Chrissakes.

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