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Caught On Tape - How The Children Of Chinese Oligarchs Live It Up In SoCal

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Submitted by Mike Krieger via Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

The interesting thing about America in 2014, is that the worship of our own domestic criminals just doesn’t cut it anymore. In order to ensure our celebration of corruption is crystal clear to the entire planet, our “leaders” have eagerly opened the floodgates to criminals from all over the world. The most recent focus has targeted corrupt Chinese officials and their children, which makes sense as China is cracks down on corruption. While capital moves to where it is treated best, apparently so does criminality.

I have been highlighting this trend all year, with the post: Open the Floodgates – Chinese Inquiries on U.S. Real Estate Soar 35% After Easing of Visa Rules, being the latest. In that piece, we learned that:

Chinese inquiries about real estate investment in the United States surged 35 percent this week after the two countries agreed to extend the terms of short-term visas, China’s top international property portal said on Friday.

This is a win-win for the corrupt establishment. Housing prices continue to go up, which benefits the financial oligarchs who poured billions into real estate only to find out they killed the buy-to-rent trade in the process as impoverished Americans can barely afford leases anymore. It also benefits University Administrators, who wish to continue jacking up tuition but are running into a serious problem: American youth a flat broke. No worries, just import foreigners to fill the gap.

Don’t take it from me though. The Wall Street Journal published a post titled: U.S. Graduate Schools Rely More on Asia. Here are some excerpts:

Applications to U.S. graduate schools from Asia, led by India, have jumped in recent years, but total enrollment at programs has only inched up as mounting debt appears to be suppressing the number of American applicants.

 

International students now make up 17% of all U.S. graduate students, with more than half studying engineering, science and business, according to a report to be released Wednesday by the Council of Graduate Schools. This year has seen an 8% uptick in overseas students, while enrollment from U.S. students has stayed flat, the report said.

 

Graduate-school debt may be keeping U.S. students away, said Jason Delisle, an education analyst at the New American Foundation, a left-leaning Washington think tank.

 

That debt has weighed on prospective students. Between 2008 and 2013, total graduate enrollment increased by just 0.7%, according to a 2013 report by the Council of Graduate Schools, but growth in the number of international students is up between 7% and 10% for each of the past four years.

 

That growth was fueled by Chinese students until 2012, when their numbers plateaued. In the past two years, the offers of admission to Indian students have climbed 30% and 24%, respectively.

On a related note, remember former head of the the Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, aka “Big Sis”? Well she is now President of the University of California system, and is using that position to push through a 28% tuition hike so that administrators can get huge pay raises. Bloomberg reports that:

A University of California regents committee approved a 28 percent tuition increase amid protests by as many as 400 people who stormed metal barricades and broke glass at a meeting in San Francisco.

400 hundred American slaves? So what. Talk to the Maserati.

The full board is scheduled to vote tomorrow on the plan, which would end a three-year tuition freeze at the 10-campus system. The proposal set UC President Janet Napolitano, 56, the former secretary of Homeland Security, at odds with Governor Jerry Brown, a 76-year-old Democrat who won election to an unprecedented fourth term this month.

 

The plan calls for raising tuition as much as 5 percent annually for five years. The increase would push undergraduate tuition to $15,564 a year by 2019 from $12,192 now.

 

Napolitano’s tuition proposal comes two months after the regents approved pay increase of as much as 20 percent for four chancellors and increased the base salary for a new chancellor by 23 percent from his predecessor, said Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom, who is an ex-officio member of the board.

 

“The University of California can’t bestow pay raises on its top earners with one hand, while continually taking more from students and their families with the other and deflecting criticism by laying its solution at the door of taxpayers,” Newsom said.

Sure they can. Just enroll more foreign students who can actually pay. American plebs lose again.

Here are some additional articles on how U.S. officials are welcoming criminal Chinese funds into the states:

Welcome to Arcadia – The California Suburb Where Wealthy Chinese Criminals are Building Mansions to Stash Cash

Chinese Purchases of U.S. Real Estate Jump 72% as The Bank of China Facilitates Money Laundering

Zillow Opens the Floodgates to Chinese Buyers in Order to Keep Housing Bubble 2.0 Inflated

Corrupt Chinese Politicians are Buying Billions in U.S. Real Estate

With all that in mind, watch the video below. While it’s certainly not the fault of these “students,” it’s nevertheless very concerning to see a kid with barely any peach fuzz on his face talking about how he owns three Ferraris. Where did this money come from? Nobody seems to care as long as the status quo gets paid.

We should just get it over with an change the words on the base of the Statue of Liberty. I propose:

Give me your corrupt, your crony, your oligarch masses yearning to launder money free,

 

The criminal masterminds of your destroyed environment and police state.

 

Send these, the pampered, the private jet setter to me, I open my hands to your golden yuan.

 

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Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:39 | 5472453 TeamDepends
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Do not fear the Apocalypse. It is merely the separating of the false from the true.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:54 | 5472520 Freddie
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Don't Fear The Reaper

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:02 | 5472545 Troll Magnet
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Doesn't matter how rich they are. They're still Chinese, the lowest and dirtiest breed in Asia.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:12 | 5472573 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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I bet this doesn't make it past the Chinese filters.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:28 | 5472619 ACP
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Meh, like all wealthy spoiled brat immigrants, they'll lose in the end.

Goldman banker: "Mr. Chang, I have no idea what happened to your son's $500,000,000 trust fund..."

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:45 | 5472657 Skateboarder
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Skateboard beats windshield any day.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:09 | 5472710 MsCreant
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Why violate a perfectly good board like that? ;-)

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 02:12 | 5472801 The9thDoctor
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They have nice cars because their dads went to a Tom Vu seminar back in the '80s, lol.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 02:55 | 5472844 Richard Chesler
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Jew banksters thought Hitler was bad. Just wait until the Chinocoust motherfuckers!

 

 

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:51 | 5472892 winchester
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reading yo uall, u jealous !...

 

i'm not,  ferrari won't learn you to cook a meal.... they cannot put sox alone, they are reality disconnected, 1st wave to be  suppressed in normality break.

 

i dont give a shit about ferrari, i prefer a good knife for few bucks instead a ferrari for 150k bucks.

 

u know, pragmatism, what rich cannot affort coz money dont buy intellect... :)

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:08 | 5472903 JamesBond
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True:  They own a supercar.

False:  I own a supercar.

You mean, like that separation?  

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:28 | 5473232 johnQpublic
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Rich chinese

 

Poor mexican

 

 

Choose one

Fri, 12/05/2014 - 21:31 | 5522637 AldousHuxley
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GOOD for US

Chinese spending money in California provides jobs at Ferrari dealerships and illegal mexicans at home depot home remodeling work.

 

When these kids drain their ill gotten wealth in US and return to China, then problem is solved.

 

For real oligarch look at middle eastern princes and European royalty.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:11 | 5473198 petolo
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In life, every man deserves a good woman, a good horse and a good dog. A good plow horse will take that iron one and pull itit around like a toy.Two rubber tires will never have the traction of four sharp shod feet on a horse with heart.I know: walked behind them swallowing dust for 45 years.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:43 | 5473544 McCormick No. 9
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Right on. Machines break down. Horses reproduce themselves. If I had to choose 2 out of three, I'd take the good horse and the good dog. They are easier to find, the time spent together is cheaper, the disappointed expectations almost nonexistent.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 00:28 | 5476049 PT
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Motorbikes can take you at speeds of up to 300 km/h, 0-100 in the time it takes you to feed in the clutch, never get tired, and when they are hungry you can re-fill them in seconds and they're good to go again.
Motorbikes don't starve to death if you don't feed them for a week.  Motorbikes don't feel pain when you accidentally hurt them.  Vet bills and insurance are probably similar to motorbike bills and insurance.  Motorbikes don't chew up your furniture and don't dig holes in your backyard unless under your direct command.  Motorbikes don't bark or get lonely if you have to leave them for a long time.

But I do love cars and dogs and horses too.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 13:40 | 5474216 jimmytorpedo
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Dude, you need a super tractor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_Super

BTW, I have more horses than the super tractor does.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 06:55 | 5473000 PT
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I don't get it.  This is ZH, isn't it?  Why the jealousy?  Do I have to say everything?:

I'm sure they earnt every cent.  If they didn't then a cheaper competitor would have come in and done the job cheaper and they would now be poor so therefore they must have been good little capitalists and earnt every penny from hard work and cleverness.  If you had have worked harder and cheaper then you too could have been as rich as them.  You can't fight the free markets they will always find a way even in Communist China the fact they are rich proves they provided a great service to a great many people blah blah blah if you had have gone to China and worked hard assembling plastic toys for MickieDs then you too could be this rich by now ... or does all that shit propaganda only apply to our own oligarchs because it only applies in communist capitalist USSA not capitalist communist China?

http://search.dilbert.com/search?p=Q&lbc=dilbert&uid=478098107&ts=custom...

Errr, to the "other" ZHers:  Yes, there was a little sarcasm in there somewhere.  See if you can find it.

But still, everyone suddenly gets jealous just because they see a young kid with a fancy car.  How fucked up is that???  Guess you shouldn't have been so blase when it was time to pick your parents.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:03 | 5473081 Escrava Isaura
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+1 for your last paragraph.

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:10 | 5473100 JamesBond
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It's not jealosy.  It's contempt.  

 

Zhu Chen-ming

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:04 | 5473181 PT
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Yeah, sure.  You keep believing that.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 14:19 | 5474370 Excursionist
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Why contempt? 

What a difference 150 years makes in the lives of Chinese living in California...  From coolies back then to cool cars now.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 21:31 | 5475665 mjcOH1
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There's good money in being a Commissar's kid.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 02:54 | 5472846 Bananamerican
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Yangtze Go Home!
(sorry, couldn't resist)
it's nice to know that douchebaggery knows no color

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:14 | 5473063 Escrava Isaura
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Krieger, conveniently, did not write about Chinatown’s America.

 

Anyway, let me tell you the real problem:

The immigrants, in general, are more educated, more technical, more committed, and some now possess more wealth than the average American.

 

And this envy and tension are the real problems that most are NOT acute aware.

 

And you can clearly see its ‘starting’ manifestation at this post.

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 02:29 | 5472819 Skateboarder
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Trucks - they're brilliant multitools. Watch as Ali Boulala demonstrated in Flip's "Sorry" ('02):

"Motherfucker owes me money..."

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:48 | 5472779 Paveway IV
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"...Goldman banker: 'Mr. Chang, I have no idea what happened to your son's $500,000,000 trust fund...'"

Ahhh... no. The Chinese have been handling money 5000 years longer than the US has existed.

They're not dumb enough to trust the Jewish Americans bankers with a dime of their money. That's why they have it to begin with.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:09 | 5472856 NidStyles
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All of that cash comes from the federal reserve system, so I have no idea what in the hell you are yammering about.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:35 | 5473046 PT
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That's why it is so important to convert that money into something tangible, i.e. Lamborghinis, as quickly as possible, before the great hyper-inflation.

Store 20 Ferraris in a climate controlled garage.  20 years later you still have 20 Ferraris.  But now they are Classics.

Ferraris are versatile.  They can be used to outrun the Apocalypse while finding you a suitable mate along the way.  You can swap one for a tractor if you meet a farmer that has too many tractors.  Worst case?  Think of all that power under the hood.  Gear that fucker down.  Torque mountain or what!!!!  Now you have the classiest tractor on any hobby farm.

Ferraris and Lamborghinis are universally recognizeable and very hard to counterfeit, therefore are a great medium of exchange.  Plus, they are VERY portable.  You simply drive them where you need to take them.  You can't drive gold but you can drive a Maserati.

Crossing borders?  Try a 1970 Ferrari Modulo.  Just drive straight under the boom gate.  Slice border guards off at the kneecaps.  At 220 mph you may as well be invisible.  (And at 220 mph and with the aid of Bernoulli, the boomgate might just follow you ... )
Dammit, I couldn't find a video of the damn thing in anger.  This is the best I've got :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxHcURXGlFE

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_Modulo

Or you may prefer a versatile, All-Terrain Vehicle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdcIhqO6G9Y

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:16 | 5473101 A82EBA
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I would choose 12 lbs of gold which doesn't cost a dime to sit still over the annual insurance premium for that car

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:26 | 5473218 PT
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Insurance?  Rub some stuff on it to protect the rubbers, wrap it in plastic and the Ferrari can join your gold at the bottom of the lake.  BTW, the Ferrari is less dense than gold so will be easier to extract out of the lake later on.

Or you can get a Lotus instead!  Bloody Hell!  Do I have to do all of your thinking for you???

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fts4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3F...

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fts1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3F...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfOwSTXP-3o#t=141

Flippetyjipetters!!!  Got the whole damn internet to explore and all I can find is those two tiny little pictures.  What am I doing wrong???

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:43 | 5473287 Took Red Pill
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I used to have a Lotus. It was so low I could go under the parking garage gate arms!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:19 | 5473418 PT
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Did you check out the height of the Modulo?  935 mm.  (36.8 inch).

How tall was the Lotus?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:38 | 5473503 Took Red Pill
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I don't remember exactly, about 42".The top came up to my waist! It was a 1963 Elan Roadster that was lowered for racing. Fun car but unreliable as most British sport cars are.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:03 | 5473178 TrumpXVI
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All of the above; SO true!

And if push comes to shove, you can EAT them, too!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:10 | 5473194 A82EBA
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food you gotta eat relatively soon, gold you can trade for food or anything else you need later, or much much later

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 00:34 | 5473603 PT
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You can put your gold in a Ferrari and drive to market.  When you run out of gold, you can drive your Ferrari to market, swap it for food and then walk home.  You can't drive your gold to market.

Errr, you might want something more inconspicuous than a Ferrari.  But then you might also want something more inconspicuous than gold.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:07 | 5473385 N0TME
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That is one ugly ass car. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxHcURXGlFE

 

Go with a Koeniggsegg CCR ... now that is a thing of beauty.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 11:00 | 5473615 PT
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Yeah, it only looks good from certain angles.  As a kid, I only had a couple of pics from the good angles.  But it was the height of the thing that sold me.  If I remember rightly, it only has one door - the windscreen.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 04:23 | 5472913 mrpxsytin
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Very true, however see what race the car painter was?

 

That Goldman banker will be Chinese.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 06:45 | 5472994 DFCtomm
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....and it's gone!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 20:20 | 5475495 waterhorse
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Goldman banker: "Mr. Chang, I have no idea what happened to your son's $500,000,000 trust fund..."

 

Oh that.  Why that's easily explainable.  It's been Corzined.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:13 | 5472576 Divided States ...
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What a waste....the Chinese are one of the worsts drivers I know....they should stick with their corollas.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:44 | 5473054 PT
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I didn't see any Veyrons in that video.  It must be the Chinese middle class.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 11:04 | 5473630 ebear
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Darwin thins the herd:

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/ferrari

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:13 | 5472577 LetThemEatRand
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As the Hindu God said, "we need more cow bell."

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:17 | 5472724 Ignatius
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Imagine moving to LA for  the air quality.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:59 | 5472968 Joenobody12
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Doesn't matter how rich they are. They're still Chinese, the lowest and dirtiest breed in Asia. "

You are red in the face . You are Jealous ? You dont have any money !!

You are more disgusting than those disgusting Chinese oligarch assholes. 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:56 | 5473074 americanreality
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That's an interesting slant.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:25 | 5473447 pods
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Jealousy can be a chink in anyone's armor.

pods

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:47 | 5473059 PT
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Dunno what y'all yammerin' about.  You bought Happy Meals from McDs.  You bought clothes from K-Mart and shit from Walmart.  This is the result.  You fuckers paid for it fair and square.

Say "Thank you" to the nice man who provided you with bicycles and battery drills and socks for the last 20 years.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:58 | 5473076 overmedicatedun...
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PT, true but then 50 yrs ago ave americans believed their elected were patriots first...CFR and elites gutted the usa economy as a plan, never forget it.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:03 | 5472547 benb
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...remember former head of the the Department of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, aka “Big Sis”? Well she is now President of the University of California system...

Who could forget?

After Janet 'The Bull' and her 'pals' were getting their fat asses sued off for sexual harassment being run out of Reich Security Napolitano was installed to head the U.C. system which I am told is also a front for being governor of FEMA Region 9.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:57 | 5472690 disabledvet
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"We'll start with the people you call 'the immigrants' Mr President.". Yee haw!

I mean fer real..." If you can afford the tuition you must be really smart" pretty much sums up America post 2008.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:10 | 5472858 NidStyles
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If by affording tuition you mean being a slave to bankers, then yes.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:19 | 5473421 Lanka
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If shes the Gov, lets call it District 9.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 01:23 | 5476135 benb
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The shoe fits.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:29 | 5472620 Bloppy
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Jerry Brown and Gavin Nuisance are just pretending to oppose these raises- those who will benefit are Friends of Democrats.

 

WEIRD media feuds, alliances emerge over Cosby allegations

http://tinyurl.com/ph5rtzy

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 06:54 | 5473002 Aeternus
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The chinese version of America's 0.01 percent's children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx15xhtvzz4

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:56 | 5473075 Bokkenrijder
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"Is this your homework Larry?"

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:49 | 5473576 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Blobbin: "AnAnonyman! The Shatcave computer gives rendering of emergent phenomenum of extorting the weak, farming the poor in US 'american' citizenish city Lost Angellass prodigiously!"

AnAnonyman: "Quick, Blobbin, to the Shatmobile! We must power up the Duplicitator and engage the Offuscationic Ray!"

Blobbin: "Alas, alas, three time alas, quickly make the haste diligently!"

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:38 | 5472458 williambanzai7
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The new template for globalisation: send our people to China to work in iFactories.

Bring back their billionaire crony hacks to live it up in SoCal...

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:04 | 5472698 disabledvet
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How is our Oligarchy any different than their oligarchy?

"Because in America there is the pretense of the rule of law!"?

Go ahead...take that Lambo for a cross country trip and average 200 mph that's what I say.  " no longer immigrant friend but immigrant HERO" if you do that in my view.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 04:14 | 5472909 JamesBond
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Hike up your skirt a little higher and show the world to me.  

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:38 | 5472461 dirtyfiles
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its like cancer

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:48 | 5472502 Freddie
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That Fuki MOX rain gives those Lamborghini's a nice glow in LA.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:38 | 5472462 Seek_Truth
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"The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness." - 2 Thessalonians 2:9-12

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:44 | 5472484 Keyboard Kommando
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Satan has a hook nose a wears a beanie!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:51 | 5472510 Seek_Truth
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No, actually, you are referring to

The_synagogue_of_Satan.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:52 | 5472784 SilverIsKing
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Satan is a fat old man with a white beard who wears a red felt suit.

Oh sorry, that's Santa. I always get them confused. Must be dyslexsia.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:55 | 5473072 PT
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The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
The insomniac dyslexic agnostic lies awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Enough of this making fun of those with reading problems:
Dyslexics of the world:  UNTIE!

 

Err, back to the comments.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:54 | 5472522 dirtyfiles
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and the lawless should get married with US bankers crime families to make the perfect circle

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:14 | 5472718 MsCreant
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So just because they are all in bed together you are going to insist they get married? Very old fashioned of you.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:40 | 5472473 homebody
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Time to seal the borders or loose the USA.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:44 | 5472489 Temporalist
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But they are acting just like America's wealthy elite.  They are no different.  They just can't let their countrymen know they are rich so they have to do it in the US.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:53 | 5472516 Freddie
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Keep em in So Cal.  The Japs are doing another Nanking deal on them with Fuki dust in the jetstream and ocean.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:44 | 5472491 Seize Mars
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homebody

How about we start with you learning the difference between "loose" and "lose."

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:47 | 5472498 homebody
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I stand corrected - you are obviously a very inteligent troll

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:26 | 5472946 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

I remember this one time she was like, "Bangy, your a looser!" and I was like "OMG, I'm so sure!".

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:20 | 5472594 FeralSerf
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It's the stupid fucking english language. Who the fuck came up with "lose" (sounds like looze, rhymes with jews)?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:28 | 5472615 Sokhmate
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This is why German is the superior language.

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been
reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As
part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the
soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear
up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik emthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like
fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik
akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where
more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the
removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the
languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a
reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and
evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:32 | 5472752 dogbreath
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zat vas beutiful  +1

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:07 | 5472855 zhandax
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Makes as much sense as any legislation passed this century.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:11 | 5473017 Kobe Beef
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And it's not even 4,000 pages, which nobody but the lobbyists who wrote it have read.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:12 | 5472860 NidStyles
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English is a Germanic language you imbecile.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:30 | 5473473 FeralSerf
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William the Bastard (aka the Conqueror) didn't natively speak German.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 04:44 | 5472921 Tegrat
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I remember seeing this in the early 90s. Been a long time.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:59 | 5473079 PT
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Would you prefer "lews"?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:34 | 5473489 FeralSerf
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The use of "ews" for "ooze" is stupid, (not to mention ambiguous).

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:07 | 5473097 Beowulf55
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Hey Homeboy.

Guess you haven't been keeping up with current events, we already have lost the U.S.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQNHAXg_wYk

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:41 | 5472475 IronShield
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And before that it was the Japanese, and before that it was the Arabs, and before that...

Who gives a $hit?  It's good for the economy.  ;-)

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:27 | 5472618 walküre
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Which economy? How many guys does it take to build a Lambo vs. a Volkswagen? The majority can't afford a decent new car but these Chinese kids drive 3 super cars.

It's not good for the economy when too much wealth is concentrated in too few hands. The kid can own 3 Ferraris but he can't drive all three of them at the same time. Probably doesn't get them serviced properly either but that's another story for another day.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:09 | 5472707 disabledvet
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Anyone who pays 100,000 dollars for a car is your friend.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:15 | 5472864 NidStyles
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So the Chinese dictators are our friends now? Because those kids aren't paying for any of that crap.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:18 | 5473102 PT
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Sure, that's what you say when a Chinese kiddie has a nice car that cost a coupla hundred k, but where were you when the oligarch banksters usurer real-estate dealers were ripping of the world to the tune of trillions??? "Oh, I'm sure they earnt every penny.  Capitalism and stuff!"

You bought Happy Meals from McDs and socks from K-Mart and battery drills and shit from WalMart becoz it was cheaper, you bought Mr Wong's car fair and square.  Say "Thankyou" to the nice young man.

NOTE:  Obviously I haven't bothered checking your comment history, so who knows, maybe I'm wrong about your stance and you have consistently called 'em all.  But I think we can agree that my sentiments belong to some of the posters around here.  If it doesn't apply to you 100%, then pass it on to someone who it does.

;P

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:37 | 5473505 FeralSerf
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The Jooze oligarchs are doing a good job of appearing to transfer their nasty karma to their Chinese brethren.

It has been said that the Chinaman is the Joo of the orient.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:43 | 5472478 Bunga Bunga
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Looks like a new stream of income for Mexican kidnapper gangs.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:49 | 5472500 trulz4lulz
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Triads aint nothing to fuck with.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:53 | 5472675 ACP
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Unfortunately, the triads are lower on the "race" PC list than mexican thugs. Look up Shrimp Boy Chow.

Mexicans need to kill at least a half dozen before the Feds even bother.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:42 | 5472482 Leraconteur
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Apparently I am a dying breed.

""I want to buy your product, but I am a kleptocrat on the lam.""

Everyone else seems to be ok taking the money.

My response would be:

""Your money is no good here, goodbye."" 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:51 | 5472507 SmackDaddy
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id jack the motherfucker and put a boot up his ass for the trouble...

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:15 | 5472865 zhandax
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"You know, it occurs to me that the best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people."

Billy Ray Valentine

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:22 | 5473118 PT
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Last I heard, Corzine, Dimon, Blankfein, Greenspan and Bernanke could still buy a meal at a restaurant.  Or do they dine in cognito ?

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:43 | 5472483 Fuku Ben
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Wouldn't it be easier if the Statue of Liberty just lifted up her dress and bent over?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:05 | 5472551 Bunga Bunga
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too late, already sold to a corrupt Chinese communist.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:50 | 5472508 DeusHedge
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We always knew they were smarter, they just needed the money. Wait, woops. Guess America had better take a few pointers from the wise masters of cheap education.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:51 | 5472515 Wild Theories
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why do they only concentrate on the cars? I want to see more footage of the girls

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:58 | 5472689 Skateboarder
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More footage of them texting? Yuck.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:54 | 5472523 dalitis
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Mao Zedong, not turning, but levitating in his grave. 

At the end of the day, maybe the commies had it right all along: No matter what you do with capitalism, it will still be fucking unjust. 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:04 | 5472543 homebody
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See.  All the single child families here could provide their boys with flashy cars too.  Why have four kids to max out the welfare?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:30 | 5473041 Kobe Beef
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The welfare pays you to have them. You fob your feral spawn off on the taxpayer, the neighborhood, the school, the ER, the justice system. Because "It Takes a Village." You absolve all the problems caused by your irresponsible breeding with Leftist-approved abstract nouns like The Violence, The Poverty, or The Racism.

In the plus column: the more kids you have on welfare, the greater your chance of winning the "Ghetto Lottery". Ask the parents of St. Skittles, they got the winning ticket.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:20 | 5472596 Oldwood
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Its fucking people....not the system. When concentration of power becomes great enough there is NO system that can resist its corruption. Socialism and communism only concentrate it faster and in the name of the government making it seven more leathal to US.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:58 | 5472533 A Lunatic
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Who cares? Are we supposed to take a break from hating on the Mexicans to hate on the Chinese.......?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:35 | 5472755 MsCreant
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When did you get permission to take a break from hating the JOOOOs? And what of sand ni@@ers? And ashphalt ni@@ers? And da Roooskies! Japs! AHHHHHH so much to hate, so little time. Slacker, get busy!

I am an equal opportunity hater. I will hate everyone equally. And use my NSAs to spy on everyone, equally. I will submit a millisecond by millisecond report to assure I am spying equally on everyone. I will hate everyone so much that I will force my brand of education on everyone. I foodstamp you all. Section 8 house you all. I will subsidize you and feed your fat asses until you die. Import them all so I can hate them all. Immunize them all. Televize "programming" to program them all, hatefully. Make them all like Kim Kardashian's ass, worship it, take pictures of it, I hate you so much. I will encourage you to get injections and plastic body parts because I hate you all.

Then I will launch my Native American Hand Weapon missiles and call it a hateful day, and all my cares will go up in smoke!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:01 | 5472538 SweetDoug
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When the dog-faces in China finally awake to all of this debauchery, discovering that they, the prol's, have paid for it, the streets will run red with the blood of these kids and their families.

Mao's army killed their very kind 70 years ago, as did Lenin's.

Wait until the chinese people are sacked and replaced by robots, then we'll see the party started!

 

•?•
V-V

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 14:18 | 5474366 Matt
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How can they kill people several thousand miles away when they are poor, unarmed and without passport? Seems the Chinese Oligarchs studied a bit of history and planned accordingly.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:01 | 5472544 Sizzurp
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I remember seeing this same type of excess in the late 80's, only it was kids from Japan.  It all went away after the Nikkei cracked up in late 89.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:25 | 5472607 walküre
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Not like this. Japenese culture wouldn't permit this. Few exceptions might have tried this but overall the Japanese rich are way more subtle and don't forget the wealth in Japan is much more evenly spread.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:08 | 5472563 casfoto
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 We have been doing this for years...sending our crazy, spoiled children with loads of money overseas. I can't see what is different. The money has shifted. Yes this is true. Now, those Indians and Chinese that have reaped the huge largess of our capitalist system are now sending their spoiled ass kids here. Read "Lessons of History" by Durant. Short book but right on target. We have just given our enemies the weapons that they need to destroy us. This is just the beginning. And it all started with the American Corporations looking at the boat loads of money that could be made by using the cheap labor of India and China. They might be poor, but they are not stupid.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:22 | 5472603 walküre
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bullshit, our spoiled rich kids didn't drive $500,000 Lambos and Bentleys to swap meets

the flaunting of the spoils of corruption is sickening

I'm in the NW and see this shit in Seattle and Portland as well.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:40 | 5472956 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen walküre.

It's the truth. "The money has shifted. Yes this is true."

Now the American live with envy, jealous that they missed their chance. Standing on the dirt apron of that very desolate highway watching as the money bus pulls away into the setting sun.

It's going to get dark soon American, and cold. Very cold.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:10 | 5472565 MedicalQuack
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Yeah thanks for the reminder, I live in so Cal...

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:12 | 5472571 Stifmeister
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If I were American, I would be very pissed about this...

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:29 | 5472624 benb
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We are... but people have figured out that the steering wheel isn't connected to anything.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:51 | 5472670 Cacete de Ouro
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What happened to the rich Japanese moving into LA? Ok, ok, maybe I'm still living in the 80s....which actually looks like an innocent era compared to now.

Long live Benihana!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:12 | 5472572 Stifmeister
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If I were American, I would be very pissed about this...

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:30 | 5472746 edifice
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You can say that again.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:14 | 5472578 debunker
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Put children behind the wheel of 300 plus horsepower cars. What could possibly go wrong...?

BRILLIANT! 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:22 | 5472602 FeralSerf
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That's sooooo yesterday. Try 600 horsepower. Zero to death in only 3 seconds.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:39 | 5472768 MsCreant
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If you want to get those kids out of your hair, this is a way to do it.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:41 | 5473281 PT
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So it's only a short-term aberration then?  A self-correcting "problem"?

("Problem" in quotes because it is not a problem to me.)

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:28 | 5473453 FeralSerf
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It's a problem if you happen to be in their way.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 09:51 | 5478647 PT
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Look!  Just stay off the footpath and you'll be fine.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:14 | 5472581 eucalyptus
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This is prole drift. Wealthy acting like negro rappers when it comes to wealth. Whatever happened to noblesse oblige and 'wealth whispers'? 

I'm from a culture where the "wealthy" also 'floss out' and it is disgusting. 

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:18 | 5472725 MisterMousePotato
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Nice to see I wasn't the only person to read Class by Paul (?) Ira (?) Fussell. (Been a while; can't recall author's name.)

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:21 | 5472595 walküre
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high time for counter revolution in China

when the SHTF, Chinese peasants be told to eat cake and the rest is as they say "history"

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:24 | 5472606 Oldwood
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We know it is coming. The problem is knowing when to duck. I walk stooped over now because I have been expecting to so long.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:24 | 5472608 medium giraffe
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Give me your corrupt, your crony, your oligarch masses yearning to launder money free,

 

The criminal masterminds of your destroyed environment and police state.

 

Send these, the pampered, the private jet setter to me, I open my hands to your golden yuan.

Is this from the new HSBC commercial?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:19 | 5472729 disabledvet
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"But for ten years only."

After that...you're in big trouble Mister!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 02:17 | 5472805 medium giraffe
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Lol! If you retain their services for that long you probably deserve all you get.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:32 | 5472629 walküre
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I showed this to my 10  and 8 year old sons so that they learn to know their enemies. They will have to fight them at some point down the road.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:36 | 5472637 malek
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Give us your propaganda, your lowest common denominator appeals, your tormented facts yearning to confess whatever you want them to...

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:40 | 5472644 Ariadne
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Happy hunting

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:48 | 5472662 Dre4dwolf
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Counterfeiter Class of China.

Atleast they have more style than the Counterfeiter Class of the USA.

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:49 | 5472665 Divine Wind
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What a bunch of fucking whiners.

Personally, I applaud the Chins.

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:57 | 5472683 RaceToTheBottom
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I wonder whether US kids were viewed the same way internationally in our earlier heyday?  

I do know the Middle Eastern princes were and probably still are acting the same way in London...

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:11 | 5472716 Rock On Roger
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Yup

 

Not only the kids, but adults too.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:28 | 5472739 hedgiex
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It will be a ball for their parents when these pix get into China's internet.  These kids should keep going and yes more pix on the gals too.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:27 | 5472740 Libertarian777
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when the FRNs come home to roost the inflation will hit us like a brick.

Do you students get it yet? why there's double digit % increases in tuition? because Chinese student can afford out of state tuition fees

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:34 | 5472754 InanimateCarbonRod
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I can't put my finger on it..oh yes, that's it. Why do all those chinaboys look like products of some inbreeding program gone awry? And why couldn't they find some hot Asian chick to check out?  Instead, we get some chick who needs the bankroll in order to get some chop chop...   Okay. I am jealous and envious of them.  I wish my old man was a kleptocratic functionary in a despotic soulless government that loots its own people under the guise of a communist state.  Yeah.  My old man is just a Senator....

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