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Wall Street Stunned As Iceland Dares To Jail Banker Involved In 2008 Crash

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The impossible is possible. Never say never. Wall Street bankers are staring agog at headlines coming from Europe where, in Iceland, the former chief executive of one of the largest banks in the country which was involved in crashing the economy in 2008 has been sentenced to jail time. As Valuewalk reports, in receiving a one year prison sentence, Sigurjon Arnason officially became the first bank executive to be convicted of manipulating the bank’s stock price and deceiving investors, creditors and the authorities between Sept. 29 and Oct. 3, 2008, as the bank’s fortunes unwound, crashing the economy with it. It appears he was as shocked by the verdict as Wall Street-ers are, "this sentence is a big surprise to me as I did nothing wrong." It was likely all for the people's own good...

 

 

Via ValueWalk,

Some thought it would never happen. But in Iceland, the former chief executive of one of the largest banks in the country which was involved in crashing the economy in 2008 has been sentenced to jail time.

 

Iceland banker the first to manipulate bank’s stock price

 

In receiving a one year prison sentence, Sigurjon Arnason officially became the first bank executive to be convicted of manipulating the bank’s stock price and deceiving investors, creditors and the authorities between Sept. 29 and Oct. 3, 2008, as the bank’s fortunes unwound, crashing the economy with it.  Landsbanki was one of three banks that had tallied nearly $75 billion in debt before the final curtain was drawn.

 

What, me guilty? was the bank executive’s response upon learning of his fate. “This sentence is a big surprise to me as I did not nothing wrong,” Arnason was quoted as saying in a Reuters article after he learned of his punishment.  Amason had not decided if he was going to appeal the decision to the supreme court, as the appeal process might take longer than his sentence.

 

Other Iceland bank executives also convicted

 

The Reykjavik District Court had lopped off nine months of Arnason’s sentence, saying they were suspended.  Other bank executives involved in the situation were convicted: Ivar Gudjonsson, the former director of proprietary trading at the bank, along with Julius Heidarsson, a former broker at the bank. They each received nine-month sentences and six of those nine months were immediately suspended by the court.

 

All pleaded innocent to the charges, as the the fallout from the 2008 crisis continues to this day in the north Atlantic island and around the world.  As a sign of thawing in the crisis, Reuters reported that earlier in the week Landsbanki, the successor to the failed Landsbankinn, agreed to extend a deadline to restructure bonds to the end of the year. If a bond restructuring agreement is reached, it could help the government lift capital controls which were imposed due to the crisis.

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It appears he needs to 'donate' more to the nation's leaders.

 

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Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:04 | 5472331 Sub MOA
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well is a start

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:08 | 5472346 CaptainObvious
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Yes, and a good one.

Go ahead, Iceland, show the USSA how it's done.  Default on that debt, jail those bankster fucksticks.  Damn, I wish we had some prosecutors with balls in 'Murica.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:21 | 5472417 Sub MOA
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Muricas balls are in Ft knox where that shiny shit used to be

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:25 | 5472421 CaptainObvious
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My balls aren't in Fort Knox.  I keep them where I keep my shiny stuff.  And damn, my balls are cold at the bottom of Lake Hedger.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:46 | 5472496 Fish Gone Bad
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Sheesh.  Just looking at the neckbeard and you know he is going to miss a few episodes of My Little Pony while in prison.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:54 | 5472678 MiguelitoRaton
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Clawback income?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:50 | 5472781 aVileRat
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Came here to post a "do you think he lift's" joke, this far outclasses any Snark I could have come up with waiting for Singapore. Well done.

Anyone who has ever done business in Iceland can tell you straight up that place was/is one of the most greasy banking centers, bar maybe mainland China, Nigeria and the places East of Poland.

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:26 | 5472423 johnQpublic
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3 months in jail for crashing a nation. I hope every minute is spent being gang raped, but my gut tells me they will be golfing.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:33 | 5473045 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen Zero's.

Looks like he has diabetes which will require special "TREATMENT" during his 3 month stay. He'll need round the clock care by a qualified servant, ah I mean nurse. Or two.

I hope he's ok. I'm a little worried.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:31 | 5473481 XitSam
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Golf in Iceland?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 14:40 | 5474437 Matt
Fri, 11/21/2014 - 15:32 | 5474628 XitSam
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It was rhetorical.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:28 | 5472436 The9thDoctor
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1 in year in prison in Iceland for a bankster?  Ha!  At least he didn't steal VHS tapes from a Kmart in 1995, or he would still be in prison... to this day!  Leandro Andrade is serving two 25-years-to-life sentences for stealing $153 worth of VHS tapes from a Kmart in California.  His sentence was upheld by the US Supreme Court as constitutional.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:59 | 5472537 MrPalladium
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Third strike!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:12 | 5472575 disabledvet
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SHARS BJORKSON FOUND GUILTY!

FLEES TO NEWFOUNDLAND!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:15 | 5472584 Bohm Squad
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"California is the only state that treats a misdemeanor as a third strike felony."

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:48 | 5472666 DaveyJones
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along with its water, California mistreats just about everything 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:26 | 5473031 SoDamnMad
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DaveyJones

That's why I left and feel so good about it every day I wake up.  Where I live now the water is pure, the sky is blue and nobody is shooting anyone.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:55 | 5473073 Bangalore Equit...
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Listen.

Can anyone really "LIVE" in Antarctica?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:12 | 5472570 NeedtoSecede
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Slighty off topic 9th but your post made me think about another very harsh sentence. Is that SOB that made "the video" that supposedly instigated the Beghazi attacks still in jail?  Is he still rotting in prison somewhere for making a harmless video that nobody watched?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 04:00 | 5472899 ebworthen
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Welcome to the debt serfdom plantation of the New Rome.

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, bend over you placid sheep!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:44 | 5472958 Joenobody12
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 Leandro Andrade is serving two 25-years-to-life sentences for stealing $153 worth of VHS tapes from a Kmart in California.  His sentence was upheld by the US Supreme Court as constitutional. "

Right before KMart declared bankruptcy in Jan 2002.  the upper management awarded themselves handsomely.  $30 millions to various officers including $18 millioins to 9 top executives.  

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:07 | 5473089 Peter Pan
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Is he forced to watch those VHS tapes in jail as punishment?

What a fucked system. It must cost at least $10,000 per year to keep that fellow in jail for a lousy $153. 

They should have made him work a month for nothing and call it quits.

If they had given him $10,000 to begin with the guy might have started his own business and contributed to society instead of society paying for him.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 19:37 | 5474637 XitSam
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If you think the American justice system is about either logic or justice, you're an idiot.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:10 | 5472362 Seek_Truth
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Iceland is a shining light in punishing these banksters.

The BRICS are, and will more fully, join in shedding light on the Babylonian Banksters, in the days ahead.

"Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter." - Isaiah 5:20

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:52 | 5472671 DaveyJones
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as required everywhere, Iceland had a miniature political revolution, threw out many established politicians, told the banks and criminal debt deals to fuck off and chased many financial criminals to far off lands. THey have jailed more than anyone.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:29 | 5472741 disabledvet
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"Shars was found to have misrepresented a deal with one Olaf Knudson, a sheep herder from Bjorkkankluger.  After tallying up the losses of 3,374 Viking Penumbras...and twenty four seal skins...the Great Horn of Oblast was rendered invoking the Right of Umbrage per The Long Boat Rioty...

Meanwhile back in America...

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:10 | 5473013 BlindMonkey
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I think you could have called them the "shinning light" if they tossed those fuckers into a volcano. It's a start though.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:49 | 5473156 Zadok
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To 'Seek-Truth,

Don't forget the guilt of those 'Stockholm syndrome' types that protect the abusers by oppressing the victims.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:11 | 5472371 HedgeAccordingly
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Firing on all cylinders 

U.S. Economic Growth Moderate Yet Steady As Global Growth And Inflation Downshift | http://hedgeaccordingly.com/2014/11/u-s-economic-growth-moderate-yet-ste...
Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:19 | 5472868 JLee2027
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Only a year? He got off easy.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:32 | 5472948 TheRedScourge
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Should be a year plus however long it takes him to make a formal statement admitting that he did something wrong. So, probably 20 to life.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 06:53 | 5472999 Emergcy
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Super, finally a country starts. In US impossible to think about. Here bankers pay little tip, called fine, for their crime and continue. Best examples: LIBOR, anyone went to jail? Bankers in US control government which are their puppets. By the way, in Europe the same.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:06 | 5472335 williambanzai7
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Nail him

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:06 | 5472554 philipat
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As in "To the wall"?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 11:29 | 5473739 monkeyboy
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We can only hope he gets 'gang nailed' by a marauding pack of prison Viking's vowing Odin's revenge on the banking scum.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:05 | 5472336 dirtyfiles
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comforting to say least..

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:08 | 5472348 holdbuysell
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Well look at the convicted criminal bankster doing time.

IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 02:40 | 5472830 sandhillexit
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Think we could send them Sandy Weill?  Sort of a "banker rendition."  First we'd have to dig him up from whatever hole he has crawled into.  Like Saddam.  I am sure the employees he ripped off year after year would be happy to take up a collection for airfare.  SW loves naming things after himself.  Possibly they could call it Black Site Sandy.  

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:08 | 5472349 yogibear
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Makes me want to visit Iceland and spend a few thousand over there.

The people of Iceland should be proud! There are so many banksters that should be hanged.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:11 | 5472372 CaptainObvious
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Makes me want to MOVE to Iceland.  The debt monster is gone, they're jailing the criminals, and the chicks are so hot they make the volcanos look like glaciers.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:51 | 5472509 Fish Gone Bad
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Kyle Bass called Iceland a "roach motel". 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:08 | 5473187 Lostinfortwalton
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Sometimes the Kylester gets it wrong.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:11 | 5472357 NoDebt
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"This sentence is a big surprise to me as I did not nothing wrong"

Yes you did.  Now you have a year to figure out exactly what it was.  You're a smart guy.  You'll figure it out.

Don't bend over for the soap.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:11 | 5472360 e_goldstein
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The dude will only spend 3 months in jail (at the most). Not exactly a cause for celebration.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:12 | 5472376 CaptainObvious
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That's three more months than Corzine got, so I'm celebrating.  Actually, I started the celebration before I even read this post.  Black Label and a good cigar.  I'm too poor (read:  not a bankster), so I can't afford the hookers and blow.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:13 | 5472379 Seek_Truth
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Something tells me he will recieve a lot of punishment in those "three months", if he even survives.

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:20 | 5472403 e_goldstein
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Okay, if he is repeatedly cornholed by giant gay viking prisoners with chubby fetishes for 3 continuous months then I'll agree he may have served his debt to society... but just barely.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:21 | 5472414 CaptainObvious
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Fuck, you owe me one mouthful of Scotch.  That was so fucking awesome. +1000

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 12:10 | 5473761 e_goldstein
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Sorry about your drink. Your replacement is in the mail and should get to you about the same time Germany successfully repatriates their gold ;-)

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:54 | 5472677 DaveyJones
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how to train his dragon

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:31 | 5473040 SoDamnMad
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e_goldstein

Is it possible we could have a ZH fund to "reimburse" that gay Viking prisoner for services rendered. Perhaps even a bonus pool if he meets the goals we submit for vote.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 11:42 | 5473789 e_goldstein
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Doubtful, but my guess is the Vikings would be happy taking their bonus out of Arnason's ass. Why overpay?

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:35 | 5473138 Svendblaaskaeg
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"..cornholed by giant gay viking prisoners .."

...you can spot a gay viking by his horny helmet

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:36 | 5472951 TheRedScourge
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Prison in Scandinavian countries is like being a member of an American country club. He'll be perfectly fine.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:38 | 5472463 Quentin Daniels
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By itself it's no cause for celebration, but it's a start.  Through the whole fucking sordid decades-long affair of banksters repeatedly gang-raping taxpayers, it's the first small step in the right direction.  There need to be many, many more.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:39 | 5472766 disabledvet
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This was the comment that caused me to blow my mouth full of Scotch on the screen actually.

"My God! No salmon fishing on the River Ug this year????!!! What will the neighbors say!"

Wake me up when Switzerland...hell, even Italy (no offense meant by that btw) arrests somebody.

Not that Icelandic aluminum isn't the best of course...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:11 | 5472364 logicalman
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Too little, too late.

How many lives have the banksters terminated?

How many lives have the banksters made miserable?

How many times can you kill a monster? - unfortunately, only once.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:21 | 5472416 Esso
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That's the problem, they didn't kill him. SSDD.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:54 | 5472524 Fish Gone Bad
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Real monsters are unkillable.  About the only way that one can stop a monster is to lock it up.  Otherwise, it just keeps getting bigger and meaner.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:11 | 5472374 max2205
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Water under the bridge. But isn't there a war crimes tribunals on the international level?

Waaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:11 | 5472375 holdbuysell
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I wonder what Iceland's prisons for this kind of ilk are like. Any chance of him becoming terrified to take a shower?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:38 | 5472953 TheRedScourge
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None. Iceland is a country of mostly reasonable peaceful people. They'll probably ask him for consent whenever he drops the soap.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:15 | 5472383 esum
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The Eichman defense

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:15 | 5472388 CaptainObvious
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It's more like the Sergeant Schultz defense:  I SEE NOOOOOTHINK!  I KNOW NOOOOOOTHINK!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:58 | 5472529 Fish Gone Bad
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Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS was filmed on the set of Hogan's Heroes.  Ilsa did not take kindly to men who disappointed her.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:17 | 5472384 Spungo
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We need to tell the other prisoners he's a police informant.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:20 | 5472392 trade4cash
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Good thing for US banksters - the statute of limitations have mostly all passed.  Not that they matter, as you certainly wouldn't see the same thing in the US, anyways.  I'd have thought a token executive would have been thrown to the wolves by now, but apparently this gaggle of Ali Baba's 40 Thieves is playing a different game.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:20 | 5472407 CaptainObvious
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Arnason apparently didn't donate enough to the right political party.  He shoulda been a bundler.  Now he's going to jail and he's gonna learn the Grab Your Ankles Two Step.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:40 | 5472468 Sub MOA
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Every once in a while they toss one out of a window  or bathtub em as of late

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:20 | 5472411 flyonmywall
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Well, at least it's a start.

Never gonna happen in the USSA, because the soap box and the ballot box have effectively been bought and paid for.

The only thing left is the cartridge box(es), and the importation of some guillotines.

 

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:30 | 5472442 Sub MOA
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no importation of said be-heading devices.... support made in garage varieties  spur local growth ya know

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:23 | 5472418 Yes_Questions
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i wonder if that country's founding fathers are cheering from the great beyond 
Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:29 | 5472434 ramacers
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actually, thousands of these types worldwide should have felt the "necktie" by now.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:37 | 5472454 kholmar
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I doubt if anyone on Wall Street is 'stunned' as that shit will never happen here...

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:38 | 5472460 q99x2
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Looks like a pedophile. He won't last long.

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:44 | 5472486 moneybots
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"The impossible is possible. Never say never. Wall Street bankers are staring agog at headlines coming from Europe where, in Iceland..."

 

But that is Iceland.  Why should Wall Street bankers be agog of what does not apply to them, in a country where bankers are above the law?

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:45 | 5472495 WTFUD
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The sentence is SHITE
Charges = TREASON = CHINESE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, NO LESS

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:51 | 5472513 Sub MOA
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baby steps baby steps we'll get there ( I'm trying to be fucking optomistic about this, as hard as that is anymore)

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:54 | 5472519 Keyboard Kommando
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Jail, him hell! Take the bastard out and hang him and the rest of his Satanic Tribe!

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:57 | 5472530 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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Everything that Iceland does is tokenism. That's why KPMG certified Iceland as a great investment when they overleveraged their banks at the whims of the Wall Street, The City, The Vatican Bank, et cetera. KPMG knew they had their chosen patsy country to blow up and everyone else was safe until the unpredicatable happened and the financialization scheme

was exposed for the world to see. KPMG should be first to be jailed IMHO.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:43 | 5472775 disabledvet
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Dont forget Standard and Poor's which slapped a Triple A rating on that shit paper.

 

Yeah.

Lars Bjorkson.  "He did it."

Thu, 11/20/2014 - 23:58 | 5472532 aldousd
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I'm amused that the entire article was written without attempting to name the bank he worked for. It's just 'one of the banks.'

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 02:01 | 5472793 MsCreant
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Landsbankinn according to Google, but your point is taken.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:05 | 5472556 Panic Mode
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Jail that fat f**k. Those prisoners won't kick his arse but they will do something else to his fat hairy arse .....

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:07 | 5472560 Morla
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He should have fled to the U.S. where fraud is perfectly legal (as long as you work for an oligarcorp)..

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:20 | 5472597 ghostofgo
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What's the rationale for it being only a year? I don't get it. Billions=1 year? What if you steal a car in Iceland? Do you get an hour of community service?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:29 | 5472613 medium giraffe
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Love the Icelandics. Yes, even Bjork.  Would have been good to see a stiffer sentence though.  What do you think? Chop both his legs off, maybe sew one back after 12 months if he apologises to everyone in Iceland personally and can show continued good behaviour?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:49 | 5472668 Dre4dwolf
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Iceland, the only country I can think of that almost has real laws that are enforced equally.

Usa has pretty much ripped up the law, in the USA the law only applies to you if you are not a corrupt asshole counterfeiter.

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 00:56 | 5472680 JBilyj
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He should be executed for treason

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:10 | 5472711 Seek_Truth
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Correct. Iran has done so with their banksters:

http://www.latinpost.com/articles/13371/20140524/iran-executes-billionai...

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:22 | 5472872 daedon
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Ya, unfortunately only the Chinese and the Iranians know how to deal with bankers psychopaths.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:28 | 5472743 Jorgen
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Icelandic jails, total capacity 121 inmates. Some (most?) of them do not even have window bars nor walls:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisons_in_Iceland

I don't think Mr. Sigurjon Arnason is sweating over the 1 year sentence...

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:32 | 5472950 dreadnaught
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hopefully he brought his own lube

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:36 | 5472757 Fred Hayek
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He claimed he was "doing Thor's work".

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:58 | 5473171 Lostinfortwalton
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He will be so Thor he can't stand up.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:15 | 5473205 CaptainMoonlight
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WRONG. It was fucking loki!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:37 | 5472759 orangegeek
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3 months in jail can amount to a lot of ass blasting - he'll make someone a good wife for those 3 months

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 01:58 | 5472787 MsCreant
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Bankers on Ice! Nice!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 02:52 | 5472842 VWAndy
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I bet they get better terms next time they deal with a banker. Think this guy will squeeel like a pig?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:10 | 5472857 no more banksters
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Icelanders = Viking warriors
Rest = sheeps

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 03:42 | 5472883 zipit
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Jail, ass rapes, then nail guns.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 04:09 | 5472905 Danielvr
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Meanwhile, the Dutch central bank has quietly repatriated 130 tons of gold from the US:

http://www.dnb.nl/en/news/news-and-archive/nieuws-2014/dnb315314.jsp

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:16 | 5473212 RaceToTheBottom
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What you say Germany?

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 04:44 | 5472923 Jano
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He should get a bullet.

One year is a promotion, not a punishment.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 05:27 | 5472945 NuYawkFrankie
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Fittingly, he looks like a cross between Lloyd Blankfein & a sow's ass.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:13 | 5473020 agent default
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Clearly Iceland needs a colored revolution.  Either that or outright liberation by the USMC.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 07:35 | 5473048 kikk
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Iceland is the only country that got it right. No bank bail outs and a trial for those responsible.

In every other country in the world the banks own the governments.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:06 | 5473091 Duude
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In US criminal courts, the accused would be able to subpoena a long list of names involved including Bill Clinton, Robert Rubin, and 1/2 of the US congress.   No judge could deny the accused that right, and no political estabilishment could deal with it.  The press would be back investigating the moral hazard that birthed the financial infrastructure that brought down the economy.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:17 | 5473112 localizer
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Kudos to Iceland - a small beacon of hope for all decent people. Too bad they are so small that it is "allowed" to happen... but this is certainly a great example!

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 08:40 | 5473144 Joe A
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How do you call 100 bankers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

In response to the financial crisis Tony Blair once said: "what should we do, hang a few bankers at the gallows?". To which a commentator replied: "well, it's a start".

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:08 | 5473188 Fix It Again Timmy
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While in prison, he'll still be doing banking chores - "taking deposits"...

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:14 | 5473203 RaceToTheBottom
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Maybe we should have a special H status for visas for people from countries that are not afraid to convict WS criminals.

Maybe call it H1-FUCK WS

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:37 | 5473268 dizzyfingers
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Maybe he didn't do anything wrong, but some people may not think so...

http://www.hangthebankers.com/48-suspicious-banking-deaths/

 

 

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 09:39 | 5473273 Buster Cherry
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Only a year???

I think a televised execution by firing squad situated at the edge of a volcano would almost suffice....

Make it a training video for future banker apprentices.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 10:05 | 5473371 mastersnark
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The measure of a society is found in how they punish their bankers.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 12:23 | 5473934 Atticus Finch
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Bankers are so far down the rabbit hole that they no longer recognize  illegal activity.

Fri, 11/21/2014 - 20:24 | 5475517 waterhorse
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That guy looks more like a used car salesman than a bankster.  Oh, wait...

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