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Only in America: Snow Looters Pillage A Dorito's Truck
Because nothing says "living The American Dream" like looting an abandoned Doritos truck in the middle of a Buffalo, NY snow storm...
According to The Public, several social media users have reported seeing a Doritos truck in South Buffalo, apparently abandoned by its driver in the lake effect snow storm. The vehicle appeared to be stuck in several feet of snow.
Photos showed several people entering the back of the truck, and leaving with snacks.
"Just saw apparently some people stole Doritos out of an abandoned truck. Doritomageddon?" Eddie Lee wrote on Twitter.
Jeremy Cohn of Toronto's Global News tweeted that he "saw several men stealing chips from inside this abandoned Doritos truck" as well. He also posted a picture of the vehicle with its back door wide open.
"Just some people casually robbing the Doritos truck on Seneca Street. How typical," Angela Oestereich of Buffalo added on Facebook, along with photos of the alleged perpetrators.
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Stay classy South Buffalo...
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Its all New York. All scum. Fence it off.
Preview of the zombie apocalypse, when america finally goes bust, and the average welfare shlub is denied their meds and junk food. We are 3 days away from chaos in most inner american cities.
The authorities have said they will spare no expense in finding these perps and bringing them to justice... including the use of their new Doritos Finger Residue Testing Kit.
Or they could just follow the footsteps in the snow...
Get Snake! And Escape From NY
Next up looting of your homes en masse as the dollar loses reserve currency status and the free shit army needs free shit to maintain the high.
I, for one, admire these young men's gumption. Let the games, COMMENCE
you'd probably hear the looters complaining
"where's the f'n SALSA truck maaaaan??"
They probably left it there on purpose, hoping it would be robbed. tThe publicity is worth way more than the doritos in the truck.
I hope they were the homeless just getting some food to survive that killer storm.
They probably just thought it was Fri-to the public
I'd like to see those fat lazy slobs, with no car and no belt in there pants, walk the 5-10 miles out here wearing their $200 Nikes. If the thousands of white folk between us don't get all of them, I'll exercise my rights under the state's 2 yr old Stand Your Ground law. They be dead men walkin'.
Those are the types of dirtbags that should be excluded from society.
There are 7.2 billion people, the animal types are not needed for anything.
Winning!>>> the Doritos Super Bowl commercial contest.
Dorito could make a commercial out of it. People are willing to risk going to jail when they can't get their Doritos!
You mean white men?
Unusual that they are not black. One usually assumes looters are black. If they are white, they are foraging. Something wrong with this story.
Our best and brightest....
Twas a ship of Doritos abandoned in an ocean of snow.
Hence the soon to be realized salvage argument
We are starting to see the white generations raised by single moms. It should not come as a surprise that they are the same as blacks raised by single moms.
Escape From New York
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1JYDmo19to
"The authorities have said they will spare no expense in finding these perps and bringing them to justice... including the use of their new Doritos Finger Residue Testing Kit."
But first they must find and prosecute Jon Corzine. He has been a difficult criminal to find.
An American, not US subject.
Ferguson "Protestors" East.
What,,,
No Twinkies???
Just snowballs.
Yes, I logged in just to upvote your Hostess pun.
LOL! Pretty funny. Pepsico is an Obama love company that even allowed him to use a slight variation of their logo for his Hope and Change BS. Idiots stealing GMO chips.
Loot away, we'll make moar.....
Leno
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_from_New_York
Escape from New York is a 1981 American science fiction action film co-written, co-scored, and directed by John Carpenter. The film is set in a then-near future 1997 in a crime-ridden United States that has converted Manhattan Island in New York City into amaximum security prison.
Manhattan is filled with criminals, so Carpenter had that right. But someone forgot to fence it.
It's got a useful moat. Just need a few crocodiles.
The movie was filmed in bad areas of St Louis which is pretty close to hell.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082340/trivia
Some said St Louis but imdb also says East St Louis.
On target with East St. Lou. Milestones
Double
I live in North Buffalo (we got 4 inches of snow) and South Buffalo a well as East Buffalo is where all the drug addicts live. Lotting in South Buffalo is a daily occurrence with or without a snowstorm......
New year presents from good weather.
What's with Zerohedge and all the old news lately? You guys used to be on top of things. This was all over the internet like 3 days ago.
weekend tyler......
"This was all over the internet like 3 days ago."
Like, TOTALLY! OMFG!
(Hi. I'm Val. it's short for Valerie. It's, like, a TOTALLY gross name, but my parental units; oh my GAWD; they can't stop reminding me that I had a grandmother named Valerie, and every time I go the the Galleria, all the shit there looks SO OLD, you know, because, like, I was there YESTERDAY, and they have the same shit in the windows! Like, TOTALLY old-fashioned, you know? What's with [Zerohedge] that shit?)
Little baby's 19 weeks old.http://www.zerohedge.com/users/statetheist
Starting to teethe, I suppose. Momma's gonna get you some good hard chewy-food like DORITOS, now. Hush, little baby. Momma be right back. Quiet yourself and watch this video by Frank and Moon Unit Zappa:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb21lsCQ3EM
My name's, like, And/reh/ah... (State-theist for short)...
> "This was all over the internet like 3 days ago."
> Like, TOTALLY! OMFG!
In OTHER 'news', Buffalo, New York was hit with EIGHT FEET of snow in a 36-hour period, but 'climate change' experts from the University of Leeds have tweeted that this is to be expected because of 'global warming' models that heve predicted that as the weather gets warmer, things around the world will get progressively COLDER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LArv-sEQU
@MontgomeryScott; Like totally awesome Dude !!
Well, if it were a fruits and vegetable truck everything would have been left alone. Obviously this truck was an attractive nuisance.
Miffed
I had an old trucker tell me never put a new lock on your trailer. That means you have something worth protecting in there. Put rusty bailing wire through the lock holes and twist it up. You could haul a truckload of gold from coast to coast without anyone looking twice.
The voice of experience was teaching you. Hopefully, you have heeded his warning and lesson.
Ignorant sheep-mentalities always try to steal shiny baubles and trendy objects in search of instant gratification which they have been pre-programmed and preconditioned to 'need' (like fucking DORITOS, for God sakes, in a fucking BLIZZARD).
The 'old trucker' was giving you a lesson in the ability to 'hide in plain sight' (as it were).
If the SHIT really DOES hit the FAN, what targets will be most likely to be raided by the fucking worthless feckless HERD? NATURALLY, they will first try to get the new flatscreen T.V. things, and the satisfaction will be short-lived because there's NO POWER, and then they'll get hungry and thirsty, and raid DORITOS trucks, and THEN...
Everyone on the top steals these days.
The Wall Street TBTF is an icon for stealing.
Their just following by example.
So the insurance company pays out for theft. Last time I looked they had marble entrances in the penthouse floor (Allstate). That wasn't even the headquarters.
Jello Biafra: If the cops and the President are all criminals, I might as well be one too, ha ha!
The audience cheers to this, to which Jello replies, “I was afraid you’d go for that......"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPWpBxl_Ifo
Here it is again! Police and Thieves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6FZwVvS8_8
Doritos and yellow snow...
Obma is shipping MS13 gang members all over the US, even to places like Buffalo. He is going to use them against the middle class. During the revolution. They are going to be armed and be used as kill squads by DHS.. I heard that on Internet talk radio.
I thought Eric Holder's gun walking program already provided them with the guns.
.."I heard that on Internet talk radio"..
Yeah I picked up the same thing on my Sheriff Joe wrist watch radio here in Phoenix- oh.. the lights!
Pax Obama..
I haven't heard anything about what you are saying.
The MSM DID mention that a meeting between Sheldon Adelson and Barry Soetoro MIGHT be taking place somewhere near Las Vegas, Nevada (on a golf course somewhere). They talked about some other 'non-celebrity' named LOIS LERNER and some 'E-MAILS' (about 30,000), but I wasn't paying attention. I'm too busy trying to get done with the fourth quarterlies. Between the NEW LAWS that the DHS and the Obamacare and the IRS mandated REPORTING have me doing, I haven't been paying attention to what's happening in Phoenix.
Do you know WHY cowboys wear pointy boots?
Cowboys wear pointy boots so they can kick the cockroaches in the corners of the kitchen (and kill them).
Only in America? I suppose in France the looters would be stealing from a Royale Rito with Cheese truck.
I suppose in France the looters would be stealing Cheese truck too. fixed for you
WHY steal the CHEESE, when you can take the whole COW?
(Which one of you niggas knows how to hotwire a Doritos truck?) SHEET! I didn't learn that in SKOOL...
If you skip the right classes and smoke with the right people...
Give em a break. The Bills play tomorrow and all the stores are closed.
Who would go out in weather like that to loot a truck if they had the economic wherewithal not too?
My point is, note the looter, see the reasons for the looting, the theft of the economy by the banksters and the pillaging of the carcass by the governmnet.
An American, not US subject.
This disgusts me. Now, if this were a beer truck.....
If it was a beer truck the driver would have parked it at home :)
Back when in lived in the USSA, if we got a fast moving snow storm that dumped a couple feet of snow in the bed of any of the 4WD pickups-- I would head over the gas station and pick up a whole bunch of six packs of beer and then proceed to individually chill them in the bed of the truck before driving back home in the now "self-serve beer mobile". I never once caught any shit from the police for doing this, even though I nearly made one cop choke to death from laughter because he was on a doughnut run and got to watch the entire exercise, but it was always "no open container, no foul." Now, I'm not so sure.
Prolly those Dreamers. If it was a Nike truck we'd blame ghetto AAs. Now if it was Twinkies, that'd have angry white male written all over it.
The truck looked parked, not abandoned. Is your car abandoned in your driveway? I think the driver intends to come back for the truck. So is it really abandoned, or parked for the day?
Robbery is robbery and should be called out as such.
True. This story is a plant to see how many "exceptional" members we have; "hey...look at all the immoral colored folk we have in our country"....wait....is that the Bernanke in line?
When people like these men understand that they ARE the law and anything they wish is there for the askeing.
People like these men think, believe that what they do is not considered proper while bankers consider what they do as proper. To the common man there is no difference between them. Thief is thieft, those who give law its weight are the same people who who would take what they did not earn. This will rebalence by natures command, and by that command so shall all understand that the law is there to hold back the tide of our not so angelic nature.
There is a great rebalance is comeing to the world, soon all will understand what power they comand.
Have you ever eaten a lot of Doritos for several days in a row?
I have.
They'll be shitting kitty litter for a week if they don't take it easy on that stuff.
I sure hope there was a stranded beer truck close by and the temp not too much below freezing
LOL. That gmo/processed wheat food that they are stealing will eventually kill them. How ironic, if they only knew.
Looters were told are from the Yankee General Sherman ancestral line.
#WINNING
Do stolen Doritos provide the same boost to GDP as broken windows? I'm confused.
Probably more, since they're still made here.
Ooooohhhhh! Scary Stuff. Stealing Doritos. Ohhhhhhh. That's Life without Parole in Amerika.
Bankers get FIAT. The Masses get Doritos to supplement their Foodstamps. Tha making of a new SNAP program
Lighten up - they were just going to go bad anyways, and where's the outrage over the fucking bankster and politicians that have been looting the fuck out of this country for years?
Where's the outrage. Outside of ZH, have you simply bumped into anyone in your travels complaining about banker corruption or corrupt Fed in general? Not me, its the usual meaningless shit talk.
Actually, I have run in to several. After making a comment or two about the fed and banksters you might be surprised. I think many are afraid to talk about their thoughts especially if the are in a heavy PC place like Chicago, or New York. Plus, when you start talking about things like HFT, CDS, derivatives, corruption, Jekyll Island, etc. most eyes start glazing over because people have been trained to not pay attention to that stuff, or they think you are crazy because the MSM isn't talking about it hence it is not reality to them.
They don't go bad, cause they're not really food. Righton about the banksters. Jesus took a whip to their asses and he was perfect without sin. Us humans, let's just say we'll probably do worse things.
what? no salsa, chilli, or guacamole truck!?!?!?
Chill out Tyler, the same exact thing would happen anywhere in the world.
Addendum: OK, three red downers don't agree? Take a trip to Brazil sometime where they'll steal your tennis shoes from you on the street. Resist? You might get knifed or shot. Three years ago in London when there were riots, people were looting supermarkets and tech gizmo stores...people running off with new TVs etc.
Oh please, there's 6 red downers now. Let's see if we can get to 50 ;-)
Stay classy
DAMN WHITE PEOPLE... of course, they're the only ones that will come out to break the law in this kind of weather....
Hooboy! we're gonna eat good tonight...this a lot better that the cat food truck we robbed last week.
Not nutritionally speaking.
Only in America? Umm, not really.
So they stole a bunch of GMO MSG corn starch. Wow, poor bastards!
"In September 2012 French scientists conclude FIRST EVER long-term study of GMO on rats; extensive research PROVING GMO CORN causes horrific tumors in rats, killing 70 percent of females early, long before their average two-year life expectancy. The study which was published in the peer-reviewed journal Food and Chemical Toxicology, revealed for the first time that rats fed Monsanto’s NK603 GM corn treated with Roundup (glyphosate) herbicide for longer than 90 days developed deadly tumors at a much higher, and much quicker, rate than rats not exposed to these products."
http://www.gmo-foods.com/
Which explains how this industry gets bigger every darn year. This year was the worst yet. I coudn't turn around w/o seeing another ad. I actually saw a PT Cruiser painted pink with a ribbon on the door, no names or explanations anywhere. It may as well have said 'Big Brother's watching and he wants you to drop dead!'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Breast_Cancer_Awareness_MonthCritics
Critics have said that "the BCAM idea 'was conceived and paid for by a British chemical company that both profits from this epidemic and may be contributing to its cause...'".[14]
Simultaneous howling about overpopulation, destroying the planet, global warming, and....Obamacare and the high cost of healthcare, obesity and unhealthy diets, AND corporations trying to murder their customers with high profit poisonous foods, pintos and corvairs. Nature provides the solution, always has, always will. It just might get ugly for us.
How many die every year from putting a gun in their mouth? If you eat enough corn chips to die of cancer, you may have other problems as well. Its a complicated world and it really, really had to focus on what is truly important.
Leave these poor disadvantaged people alone they have every right to everything the mere fact that you point out crime demonstrates your rayciss. /s
I was out walking in the snow. I had my nikes' on. Nike says "just do it." so I did.
Sue Nike.
Well, if they stole $800 billion dollars, nobody would notice, nobody would care...Small stuff equals prison time, really big stuff equals days in the sun....
Simmer down, Obama just granted me full merican rights. Soon, I'll have your job for half the wages u get. You didn't think I was going to pay for doritos did you? My EBT card was delayed by the snow. I thot Holder parked it here as a temporary food bank. All three food groups are present, salt, high fructose corn syrup, and preservatives.
They must have sprinkled a little too much of whatever flavoring makes the 'cool' onto this batch of Cool Ranch Doritos!
Looks like they got shafted. Imagine trucking through 6 feet of snow to rob a Doritos truck only to find it chock full of fucking Fritos. Not Spicy Nacho Doritos, Salsa Verde or Cool Ranch...nope, regular flavor Fritos.
In my wayward youth, I knew a dude whose brother got busted for stealing a refrigerated meat truck. It was full of offal; beef rectums and the like.
A criminal mastermind.
Someone wise once told me:
"They treat us like rats long enough, we'll start acting like rats."
@Bumbu Sauce:
The French say: a bon chat, bon rat. The a needs an accent grave but you get the point n'est-ce pas?
In a state without ludicrous gun laws they'd be dead
This must be a fake photo, these men look 'white'
*DISCLAIMER*
sarc
Yes, but these must be Cool Ranch Dorito's. It's like finding money on the street.
Get the spray cheese, marshmallows and sprinkles - weez havin' a feast tonight!!!
YUM !!!