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Summing It All Up In 1 Surreal Chart

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Because, as financial media keeps propagandizing, it's all about the fundamentals...

 

 

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Sat, 11/22/2014 - 16:37 | 5477336 toady
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What do all these squiggles mean?

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 16:41 | 5477343 order66
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They simply mean get longer.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 16:54 | 5477369 0b1knob
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< Surreal.

< Sure real.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:42 | 5477843 topshelfstuff
Sat, 11/22/2014 - 21:07 | 5477893 flacon
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Reminds me of this one goalie who got a bloody face from saving penalty kicks in the face - that's the markets, bloody surreal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw2m-iU8gKE

 

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 23:31 | 5478125 KnuckleDragger-X
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Reality is dangerous so must never be mentioned.......

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 09:26 | 5478621 wallstreetapost...
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Its been a very long time since over-promise and under-deliver became the buy of century.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:56 | 5477876 Silver Short Seller
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THe MSCI index is 57% weighted to US stocks so of course it's going up relative to world GDP. Why ZH finds this so confounding I do no know.

ZH should also know that stock markets can rise despite the real economy stagnating.

http://www.msci.com/resources/factsheets/index_fact_sheet/msci-world-ind...

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 21:36 | 5477946 daveO
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Buybacks!

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 17:48 | 5479761 Not Goldman Sachs
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Buybacks are fundamentals too.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 23:16 | 5478094 bonderøven-farm ass
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Fortune said a plum can say a lot. Especially when it smacks.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:47 | 5477855 TheGreatRecovery
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The down squiggles are when the Wizard of QE had to take a bathroom break, and the up squiggles are when he got back.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 19:25 | 5477707 HedgeAccordingly
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means go with the flow.. until the flow stops.. reverse

http://hedgeaccordingly.com/2014/11/has-qe-ended-the-era-of-using-the-10...

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 16:39 | 5477340 BlindMonkey
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"In time, Strangefolk found their way into the higher reaches of the mountain,

and it was there that they found the caves of unimaginable Sincerity and Beauty.
By chance, they stumbled upon the Place Where All Good Souls Come to Rest.
The Strangefolk, they coveted the jewels in these caves above all things,
and soon they began to mine the mountain, its rich seam fueling the chaos of their own world.
Meanwhile, down in the town, the Happyfolk slept restlessly,
their dreams invaded by shadowy figures digging away at their souls.
Every day, people would wake and stare at the mountain.
Why was it bringing darkness into their lives?
And as the Strangefolk mined deeper and deeper into the mountain,
holes began to appear, bringing with them a cold and bitter wind that chilled the very soul of the monkey.
For the first time, the Happyfolk felt fearful for they knew that soon the Monkey would stir from its deep sleep.
And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space.
There were no screams. There was no time.
The mountain called Monkey had spoken.
There was only fire.
And then, nothing."

 

Gorillaz part spoken by Dennis Hopper

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 16:41 | 5477345 q99x2
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YeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa we're all about to die.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 17:38 | 5477468 seek
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Speak for yourself, I got a bunker and three years of canned chicken I need to finish before the use-by date.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 17:49 | 5477495 Miss Expectations
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Diversify: Duck Confit

 

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:02 | 5477764 savagegoose
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i hear canned potato is nice

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 18:53 | 5477635 Peter Pan
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With that much canned chicken you'll be shitting eggs before you know it.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 19:19 | 5477692 Gankfest
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Hopefully Golden...

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:05 | 5477767 css1971
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Ignore the use by date. As long as the cans aren't compromised It'll be edible looong past that.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:49 | 5477851 TheGreatRecovery
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And Spam.  Spam and terrorists don't mix.  It's hard to get anything at my house that hasn't got very much Spam in it.  :-)

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 16:51 | 5477364 venturen
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Is that a shoulder on the right?

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 17:04 | 5477387 kaiserhoff
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Yes, but it ate the head.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 16:57 | 5477375 disabledvet
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No, sir.  Pricing is absolutely not an issue here... 

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 17:55 | 5477508 buzzsaw99
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means MOAR

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 18:54 | 5477643 mrvco
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Yes, the solution is clear.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 18:56 | 5477650 h0oS
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>Bullish

>Bull-Shit

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 19:13 | 5477681 starman
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All time high  leveraged all time high debt all time low growth.

Should work out fine.........for somebody.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 19:24 | 5477702 SweetDoug
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'

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'Might be missing something but wouldn't a graph line showing the actual World GDP be nice…

 

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Sat, 11/22/2014 - 19:42 | 5477722 Yen Cross
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    Anyone that's traded the markets for any significant number of years sees the "writing on the wall"...

 ~ Anyone that hasn't traded OPM 

   "I always tell truth...Even when I lie".   Tony Montana> circa 1984

 

" When things get serious you have to know how to lie". - Jean-Claude Juncker> circa 2011

 May 2011, he told a meeting of the federalist European Movement that he often “had to lie” and that eurozone monetary policy should be discussed in “secret, dark debates”

 Jean-Claude Juncker profile: 'When it becomes serious, you have to lie' - Telegraph

 

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 19:50 | 5477752 rccalhoun
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"i can never tell a lie"     george washington   1776             barack o'bama   2008,9,10,11,12,13,14

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 19:50 | 5477750 Cautiously Pess...
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Personally, I pefer the Goldman Sachs 'Swirlogram' to this richter scale non-sense.  Plus, I just feel like I can put faith in Goldman's numbers.

(sarc)

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 19:50 | 5477751 dbTX
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Great value in brefity !

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:38 | 5477776 Yen Cross
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 I think credit spreads are starting to tell the story.

 Knowing we're in the holiday season, and the tax implications for Corps. not making purchases before 12-31, this "pigs purse" will get spun into an "evening gown" for Cinderella.

  Faux/News had their resident Brownie talking about mortgage approvals and first time home buyers.

 When you lift the hood, as you would do when purchasing any used car, the first thing(s) you check are the "dip stick & air filter".  We're gasping for breath and the economc crank is full of metal filings.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:08 | 5477778 honestann
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Then, if you adjust those curves for real price inflation...

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:46 | 5477842 Robert.Paulson
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Q to the motherfuckin E !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un3NkWnHl9Q

 

"If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth." Joseph to the motherfuckn Goebbelz

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:45 | 5477853 Ban KKiller
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Add in the push of wealth to the top .001 %? 

Sending out neeto nailgun merry christmas cards. 

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 20:52 | 5477872 Yen Cross
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 The convergence of the '13 &'14 global GDP estimates, are based on the QE-POMO from '13 being pumped into the system?

  Let's call a spade a spade.

  Without the POMO those lines would have crossed months before, and probably be "divergent".

  Just like how Equity pe/ratios spike during selloffs.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 21:14 | 5477910 I Write Code
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Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 21:26 | 5477930 ekm1
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Central command.

Market is suspended until further order

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 21:48 | 5477962 Yen Cross
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 EKM , we go back 2-3 years. I deeply appreciate your input.

 There's no Pentagon Conspiracy/  I wish there was.

 The Executive branch has been retiring Senior officers for 4-5 years just to avoid that situation.

 The pentagon is controlled by the purse~strings of private lobbying groups.

 I wish you were right, but unfortunately, you're not.  The United Banana Republic, isn't post communist blok USSR.

 

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 21:58 | 5477975 ekm1
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I am not sure what conspiracy you are talking about.

This is main stream media news now

 

The "retirees" are back in favor with congress and spitting at obama right now 

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 22:06 | 5477988 Yen Cross
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 There's NO pentagon conspiracy EKM.  You might as well" re.Name  the N.Y.Fed  {Pentagon Central}

 EKM it makes NO sense for the military to control the Executive (AKA) financial body of government.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 22:38 | 5478038 ekm1
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YC

Military controlled the Fed and the whole government since early 60s until soviet union collapsed in late 80s.

 

Then they gave up and have regretted it. They want it back and they will get it

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 22:54 | 5478067 Yen Cross
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 EKM, you motivate me to study history. Instead of cleaning "air conditioning" ducts, you should be a history professor.

 Non the less, We don't live in Egypt EKM?

 Thanks for taking the time, and sharing some thoughts with me, EKM.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 23:02 | 5478068 bid the soldier...
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get outta here.

they never gave up anything.

first gulf war 1990

Kosovo war 1998

withdrawl from anti-balistic missle treaty 2002

second gulf war 2003

recruiting of ussr satellites into NATO 2004

Syrian rebellion 2011

silly you 2014

 

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 00:11 | 5478195 ekm1
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:-)

I meant full control of Federal Reserve. They "entrusted" it to Bank Lobby. 

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 04:23 | 5478493 bid the soldier...
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ekm1

"Military controlled the Fed and the whole government since early 60s until soviet union collapsed in late 80s."

"Then they gave up and have regretted it. They want it back and they will get it"

 

"I meant full control of Federal Reserve. They "entrusted" it to Bank Lobby." 

I think you're confused.

Before the ussr collapsed in the late 80's, Alan Greenspan was appointed Chairman of the Fed in the early, late 80's (1987).

Did they lose control of anything when Greenspan became Chairman?  

Where was their regret?

What would they have done that Greenspan would not willingly have done for them?

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 11:40 | 5478856 ekm1
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Greenspan did as told, crashed the market and extinguished dollars, hence maintaining dollar shortage world wide.

Regret was to allow bank lobby to control the system as opposed to just managing it, hence quantitative easing.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 21:15 | 5480243 bid the soldier...
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My bad, ekm, I assumed you were familiar with my tin foil hat theory that the military, who have run the show since Dallas 1963, when they saw that Hubbert's Peak oil theory worked in 1972, decided that they had had enough of American Democracy and American Capitalism, and that it was time for American Military Rule.  Conserving the oil in the ground was their beholden duty for future American armies.

This involved a two pronged attack.  First, invade and overrun countries  with large proven reserves, put American and allied producers in charge of the fields.

Then strangle the demand of the world's supply.  A world wide bottom up depression ought to do the trick.  Have Fannie Mae start making many more sub-prime mortgages.  If were a bad idea, surely Greenspan would object.  Ditto the repeal of Glass-Steagall. Soon the appearance of MBSs and CDOs, subprime bubble, Second Iraq, Lehman and Bear, TARP and QE.  

Blah blah. Culminating in Kiev, where an elected president was thrown out in a coup and when a part of Ukraine opposed the illegal move and began a counter revolution, the full force of America and her allies gathered armies and equipment at the border of Russia, America's long standing foe and obstacle to the American Dream of world domination.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 19:37 | 5480008 WillyGroper
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So you think NSA is not part & parcel of the MIC?

They've got the goods on everyone. 

My guess is they're answering to someone higher in the pyramid.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 22:40 | 5478044 bid the soldier...
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Yeah.  They're called MIC lobbyists now. 

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 21:59 | 5477977 sosoome
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Comparing world GDP to world stocks in a 4 year window is near meaningless.

Sat, 11/22/2014 - 22:28 | 5478023 g3h
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Nothing surreal.  Wealth/income inequality.  The way life is.

 

The public, as usual, believe they are in an American dream.  In a dream for sure.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 08:42 | 5478589 fancyfree
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What does this mean? divide the total capitalization of the stock market by gross national product.  According to the World Federation of Exchanges, at the end of April total market capitalization of the world's equity markets was $62.5 trillion.  With world GNP estimated at $74.3 trillion, the ratio is about 90%.  This article shows that the trend is in the direction of a huge bubble.  Zerohedge's question in this article is how much head room do we have? 

The greater danger, however, is the threat of permanent gold backwardation.  It is more than 17 months since central banks had to stop gold leasing because of the risk that gold would not be returned.  We are on red alert there.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 11:36 | 5478852 tvdog
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The Japanese stock market peaked in 1989 at a p/e of 79. The S&P 500 is only at 28 or so. To the moon, Alice!

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 16:13 | 5479505 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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I guess this indicates what a wonderful theoretical success Equilibrium Economics, and the central planning model of Economics, has become over time? If one measures success by the yardstick of the stock market inflated values of stock we are indeed a very lucky bunch of serfs whether we admit it or not. Be greatful that Alan Greenspan had no concept of basic mathematics or empirical logic because ignorance has always been, and will always be, bliss. 

 

NOTE: Housing prices never go down and the stock market always

goes up too. This stuff is pure genius on the part of the financial alchemists. Hot dogs eventually get sold as sirloin steak when the logic of Economics is used IMO.

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