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Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:50 | 5480471 DJ Happy Ending
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I'm a pawn?

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:54 | 5480489 NoDebt
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If you have to ask, yes.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:02 | 5480511 Divine Wind
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Brahahahahahaha

Reminds me of that saying:

"If you have been in a poker game for a while, and you still don’t know who the patsy is, you’re the patsy."

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:21 | 5480554 TheAnalOG
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Take shelter under we hat.  We give you shelter.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:34 | 5480583 flacon
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Obama is and always has been the black queen. 

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:52 | 5480612 Bilderberg Member
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In chess the rules are fixed and the outcome is unpredictable, whereas in politics the rules are unpredictable and the outcome is fixed.  - Garry Kasparov

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:34 | 5480660 Pool Shark
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I'm guessing that sketch is from Ferguson?

All the black pawns are outside in the bad weather waiting for the grand jury verdict while the black 'leadership' rests comfortably inside.

All the white pawns at least had the sense to move to another town...

 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:36 | 5480666 TheAnalOG
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If Manchelle Obama is under that tarp I'll stay in the rain, thanks.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:43 | 5480672 Pool Shark
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Is she the "Rookie"?

 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:55 | 5480758 philipat
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So this is a little like Obumboy's "ME the people". Not that 99% of Americans would have any clue what a "Constitutional Republic" actually means (Unless it has some connection to Kim Kardashian's ass). Very sad.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 04:00 | 5480852 mickeyman
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At least I'm one of the pawns near the middle . . . I think

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:45 | 5480962 GetZeeGold
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I think we're running out of moves here.....someone is about to be Checkmated.

 

It's kind of exciting....in a scary sort of way.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 10:15 | 5481245 TerminalDebt
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Obama playinf all four sides.

He's black and white, king and queen

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 15:01 | 5482469 nofluer
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Dumb post deleted...

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 14:58 | 5482465 nofluer
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Hummmm... wasn't Constitutional Republic the form of government that the US had for about 13 years a long time ago?

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:42 | 5480674 willwork4food
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With a 44, magnum and a lot of ammo.

and beer. can't forget the beer.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 09:45 | 5481158 toady
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Beer was driven off the survival checklist by the wife, something about it making me stupid and lazy, but I have some information indicating Santa will have a brew kit under the tree for me this year...

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 02:44 | 5480799 Skateboarder
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I saw the front page of a tabloid at the line in Safeway the other day. It said something about each of the Obamae being unfaithful. Michelle goes after secret service guy and Obie goes after high profile hollywood girls, or something like that.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 04:41 | 5480868 medium giraffe
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+1 for using 'Obamae'.  It's def a thing now.  Think the 'bloid got that the wrong way round though.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 06:28 | 5480912 Abitdodgie
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Michelle was born Micheal Johnson, check it out.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:25 | 5481029 Cloud9.5
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Ethnic cleansing.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 02:27 | 5480788 Raging Debate
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Bilderberg Member - Fantastic quote and one I haven't seen before. Are you a member as your screen name suggests? What do you think of shifting the global capital to Bejiing like Constantine did with Constantinople? It seemed to work for a few centuries... My main complaint is that there wasn't detente to allow American citizens to adjust. Secondarily where is the global debate platform if a global Republic was the goal? Smells like a Monarchy to me.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 02:52 | 5480804 old naughty
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It's called tyranny.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:20 | 5480826 bunnyswanson
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Karen Hudes has had to go into disguise mode.  Yesterday, she was Richard Gage.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:54 | 5480615 OMG
Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:04 | 5480516 Rattling Bones
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Everybody reading this is.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:57 | 5480618 OMG
Mon, 11/24/2014 - 02:41 | 5480798 Raging Debate
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OMG - Great tune.

"But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game."

I am no longer puzzled. The arguments being made is for those that resist evolution and retard it for those that welcome the unknown. I really had to ponder such arguments for a long time. There are good arguments to resist recreation and evolution. However, I concluded this: boredom for eternity is worse than potential non-existance.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:49 | 5480608 PiratePiggy
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I'm board. :) 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:06 | 5480626 ebworthen
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Checkers anyone?

No Kings.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:28 | 5480729 The Wizard
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The way the elites perceive it, most of us pleebs don't rate as pawns.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:16 | 5480639 williambanzai7
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Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:22 | 5480649 Nassim
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The ratio is slightly more realistic - 56:8

560,000 to 8 is even more realistic.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:42 | 5480670 Pool Shark
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Never forget:

A pawn that makes it to the 8th square becomes the most powerful piece on the board...

 

 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 05:30 | 5480884 stacking12321
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not technically always accurate.

the most powerful piece is the queen.

a pawn reaching the 8th row gets promoted, per the player's choice, and on rare occasion a knight is the better choice.

from wikipedia:

"Promotion is a chess rule that a pawn that reaches its eighth rank is immediately changed into the player's choice of a queen, knight, rook, or bishop of the same color."

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:40 | 5480957 therover
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If a pawn gets promoted to a knight, bishop, rook, etc. and that promotion leads to immediate check mate, than that piece IS the most powerful on the board, no matter what it was promoted to. 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:48 | 5480967 GetZeeGold
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Once a pawn is cornered....it can become a fierce adversary.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 10:23 | 5481269 photonsoflight
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Without the pawns protection the elite are vulnerable.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 11:16 | 5481472 Doubleguns
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Without pawns the elite would simply kill each other off. 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 11:38 | 5481552 percyklein
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Key is: Then it gets out of the rain.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 15:07 | 5482490 nofluer
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is immediately changed into the player's choice of a queen, knight, rook, or bishop of the same color."

Does it HAVE to be the same color? Might be more fun to change color, especially if the changed pawn continues to play for its original side. would give a whole new meaning to "switching sides."

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 05:50 | 5480897 jarana
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The power of a piece is the power that the one who plays can take from it.

If you are not playing, you are not winning.

Work for "promoting" yourself -> ???

Work for gold -> !!!

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:53 | 5480976 gswifty
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Seems like the running man "games" are not far behind. Maybe Dana white will be permitted to add weapons into the ufc. So many pawns to sacrifice and so little time.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:46 | 5480678 willwork4food
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56k to 8.

Touche..just in mathematical numbers. But they don't know how good the "eight" are yet.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 09:07 | 5481081 Tucson Tom
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molon labe !!!

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 11:18 | 5481479 Doubleguns
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The 8 Ronin. 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:04 | 5480813 mc225
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actually, most of us aren't even pawns; rather, we're just part of the chessboard itself.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 11:18 | 5481482 Doubleguns
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Good point, I guess one could say our elected officials are the Pawns. We are the ones they all walk on.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:39 | 5480836 silentplatform
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HELL NO!!

We're more like dust on the board, brushed off before the actual game takes place.

It takes a lot of hard work, wealth and influence to become so much as a pawn in this global game, nevermind actually having any real power.

Being a player? Forget it, those positions are attainable only to very few and were determined long before most of us were even born.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 06:55 | 5480926 Kaervek
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Mere dust indeed, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Why are people still struggling to become a part of this rigged game?

Everyone knows it's silly to take part in a rigged game, but we're not just playing, we actually believe it's the most important thing on earth.

We should rather strive to become independent and make our own rules.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 09:54 | 5481182 sleigher
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Exactly, I have been looking for ways to get away from this game they all seem to play.  A game that affects my life but I have no say in the way it is played.  Fuck that I want out!

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 12:45 | 5481862 Sages wife
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Some folks got killed at Waco and Ruby Ridge.  You will play nicely like everyone else.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 04:26 | 5480863 luckylongshot
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`None are so hopelessly enslaved as those that think they are free`Goethe

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:58 | 5481072 Beowulf55
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"They think they are free because they have never been free, and do not know what it means." The Divine Invasion - Philip K Dick

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 10:34 | 5481323 photonsoflight
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The iron prison never fell.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:50 | 5480475 highly debtful
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And... checkmate, given the current state of affairs.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:49 | 5480477 Conax
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It's good to be King.  Pawn, not so much.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:01 | 5480507 Took Red Pill
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but the Queen is the most powerful

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:28 | 5480575 flacon
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Obama is and always has been a raging queen. 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:01 | 5480980 GetZeeGold
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My momma talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose
My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen 
 
The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care
As long as I can have a limo and my orange John Boehner suntan
And it don't bother me if people think I'm "funny"
'Cause I'm a big politician and I'm makin' lots of money
money, money, money, money, money, money
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
I'm so bloody rich! Ha ha ha ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ha ha ha ha
And I only know three chords! Ha ha ha ha

 

Cheech And Chong...with a GetZee twist.

 

Now bring me some legal illegal aliens....I have work for them to do....cause they'll do it dirt cheap.

 

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:50 | 5480479 The_Prisoner
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How long till the pawns figure out the house only stays upright for as long as they hold it that way?

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:52 | 5480482 CCanuck
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Well so far......forever.

Pawns only go one way...until they are sacrificed.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:13 | 5480534 ThirteenthFloor
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Yes two kinds of prep. Pawn prepping and elite prepping. The elite don't admit they are prepping.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:25 | 5480547 Cognitive Dissonance
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Elite prepping consists on planning to dine on pawn.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:35 | 5480585 Harbanger
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Most Pawns are busy beating the Bishop.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:42 | 5480599 Cognitive Dissonance
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In this game the bishop is a useful idiot and certainly expendable if it keeps the pawns busy and contained. In fact every game piece is expendable from the King/elite's point of view....including the Queen.

"It's good to be the (elite) king." - Mel Brooks

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:52 | 5480610 Harbanger
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It was meant as a lame joke.  Beating the bishop is slang for choking the chicken.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:04 | 5480623 Cognitive Dissonance
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Sometimes I am so embarrassingly clueless I should be gagged and set in the corner for some down time. :-)

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:12 | 5480632 Double.Eagle.Gold
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Given the picture (above), the solution is simple:

 

pawns kick-out the supports of the board, and the game collapses crushing the royalty.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:17 | 5480641 techstrategy
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Pawns do that by gradually changing the game.   Shift assets from TBTJ banks to local ones.  As you exit financial assets,  always convert a few percent to gold.   It is the abuse of asymmetric leverage of purely financial assets through which they've destroyed capitalism...  squeeze them slowly on both ends. 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 05:47 | 5480898 stacking12321
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i appreciate the sentiment, but, two comments/suggestions:

1) don't keep assets in banks, not even local ones. except for some small amount to pay bills with.

2) they didn't destroy capitalism, as we didn't have capitalism. it might be more correct to say they abandoned capitalism. capitalism is merely the action of the free market, and in order to have that, there can be no central bank printing money and setting interest rates. in other words, we must end the fed, as well as its associated corrupt cronyist bureaucracy (CFTC, SEC, IRS, etc), if we are to have capitalism.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:29 | 5480732 The_Prisoner
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thatswhazaimsain

be seeing you.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 05:38 | 5480889 stacking12321
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and you.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 10:42 | 5481354 photonsoflight
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Ever wonder what the goverment elite would do if thery didn't have pawns protecting them? I bet they would listen more to the will of the poeple.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:19 | 5480645 Hulk
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Strike 2 CD, thats a time out. Depending on the circumstances, one can be given a time out for either chokng the chicken or beating the bishop !!!

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:28 | 5480731 MsCreant
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Why are you guys so hard on yourselves? It's fight club. Tyler Durden was all about self abuse. Made him stronger and able to last longer. 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:07 | 5480817 Raging Debate
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Hulk - A little ditty: If there's a skitor on your peter whack it off, whack it off.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:19 | 5480941 whoopsing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIvEllwmn9c     John Valby , Skeeter on my peter

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 10:43 | 5481367 Raging Debate
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Whoopsing - Hahaha. Nice :/D

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:41 | 5480596 StychoKiller
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The more a pawn advances, the more powerful it becomes!

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:45 | 5480602 Cognitive Dissonance
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Unless it is preoccupied by bread and circuses. Then it never advances beyond the couch.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 06:02 | 5480904 messystateofaffairs
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They run around and break things when George and organizes it forr tjem.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:53 | 5480480 Bumbu Sauce
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Wow, so deep.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:59 | 5480499 Tasty Sandwich
Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:43 | 5480743 Bumbu Sauce
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Pawn's only power is to junk on a stupid blog...

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:54 | 5480484 Hulk
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There is no white Knight !!!

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:48 | 5480751 MsCreant
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A white knight in shinning armor rides up to a farm house looking for a place to sleep. The farmer answers the door and refuses him, telling him he has three daughters to protect. The knight says "I'll sleep in the barn." The farmer says no. The knight says, "I'll give you my white horse and shining armor if you let me stay the night. The farmer looks at the beautiful horse and the shining armor and agrees to the deal. He shows the knight to the barn, gives him a blanket and goes back to the house for the night. 

Later that night, the eldest of the farmer's daughters hears a knock on her door. At the door is the white knight requesting to come in. She says, "Oh no, my father would be very angry." The knight says "I'll give you my white horse and shining armor if you let me stay the night with you."  The daughter looks at his shining armor, sees the horse from the window, and agrees to the deal. She brings him in her room and takes him to her bed. 

Later that night, the second daughter hears a knock on her door. At the door is the white knight requesting to come in. She says, "Oh no, I'm a virgin, I can't be seen with a man like you in my bedroom." The knight says "I'll give you my white horse and shining armor if you let me stay the night with you."  The daughter looks at his shining armor,  sees the horse from the window, and agrees to the deal. She brings him in her room and takes him to her bed. 

Later that night, the youngest daughter hears a knock on her door. At the door is the white knight requesting to come in. The knight says "I'll give you my white horse and shining armor if you let me stay the night with you."  Very sweetly (she is very young) she says, "Okay!" She brings him in her room and takes him to her bed. 

In the morning, the eldest daughter awakens and goes down to the barn only to find it empty. She declares, "Where is my white horse and shining armor?"

The second daughter, close behind her, also declares, "Where is my white horse and shining armor?"

The youngest, on their heels, says, "Where is my white horse and shining armor?"

The farmer, just entering the barn and noting that it is empty, states, "Where is my white horse and shining armor?"

The youngest daughter turns to her father and asks, "Did he fuck you too Daddy?"

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 06:41 | 5480919 Boscovius
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Finally!  Someone has explained Rehypothecation in a way I can understand it.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:55 | 5480487 Seasmoke
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If only the black pawns and the white pawns would just stop and think.....talk....and then count how many of us vs them. 

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:11 | 5480528 Tasty Sandwich
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They can't stop and think - that's what makes them pawns.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:15 | 5480938 negative rates
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We knew we could never win the numbers game, so we quit and found a new game.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 10:47 | 5481385 photonsoflight
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Don't understand why anyone would down vote you unless they make money some way in the current paradigm.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 19:12 | 5483546 MsCreant
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I think some folks so dislike blacks that they would rather not work WITH them to overthrow our overlords. 

Just a guess.

Me, I'll not be distracted with race, age, class, gender, sexual orientation, religion, __________. I think all us pawns could benefit from refocusing our attention on the fuckers in NY and DC. 

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:57 | 5480488 Cognitive Dissonance
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Hey baby it's cold out here.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:00 | 5480506 Hulk
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and we are nekkid too !!!

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:20 | 5480646 Cognitive Dissonance
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Winter is coming.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:32 | 5480661 Hulk
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and nothing like a bear skin to cover your bare skin !!!

/yes, I have been drinking...

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 11:11 | 5481454 Raging Debate
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Hulk smashed?

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:03 | 5480513 Choomwagon Roof Hits
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Victory Gin keeps me warm.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:15 | 5480535 RafterManFMJ
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And we got nobody to love.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:03 | 5480494 JustObserving
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World's 85 richest individuals have as much money as 3.5 billion poorest people PUT TOGETHER

The combined wealth of people including Bill Gates, Warren Buffet and the Koch Brothers has increased to £1trillion.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2542928/Worlds-85-richest-money-...

Bill Gates installed backdoors into all his software raping the privacy of his customers - hundreds of millions of customers cheated.

Warren Buffet is the consummate insider.  One example is that he made many billions from the government's bailout of Goldman Sachs.  

Behind every great fortune is a great crime.  Honoré de Balzac

The world is screwed by all the crimes of the 0.1%

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 02:52 | 5480805 sessinpo
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That always seems like a great statistic until you realize that those statistics have been around for centuries before central bankers.

History hasn't changed much. It just repeats. And those same statistics get repeated again.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:59 | 5480500 techstrategy
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And yet we pawns have control in the endgame.   They ate in check.   All we have to do is convert more essentially fraudulently priced financial assets to gold each and every day...  

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 22:59 | 5480503 FranSix
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The irony of the Karl Marx credit card

http://ow.ly/ELggl

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:10 | 5480519 IronShield
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What I want to know is, where are the WHITE pieces?

Dats rayciss...

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:13 | 5480532 Tasty Sandwich
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They're at work.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:14 | 5480533 Oldwood
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Have you been to a government office lately? look around and make note of who is deciding your future for you.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:16 | 5480536 RafterManFMJ
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Fat Black women?

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:29 | 5480576 TalkToLind
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Like these?  (Click at your own risk).

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:15 | 5480538 FredFlintstone
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Blacks and Indians.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:56 | 5480691 IronShield
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A bunch of nobodies?

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 11:10 | 5480521 SgtShaftoe
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Only one problem:

puppets

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:15 | 5480539 MATA HAIRY
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americans are human livestock...it's a numbers game...the more human livestock the corporations can cram into america, the higher the GDP and corporate profits.

 

This explains why the powers that be are so desirous of immigration "reform".

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:31 | 5480580 Atomizer
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5 million without jobs, new rainbow policy. Let no illegal immigration cunt go unpaid.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:15 | 5480541 Yes_Questions
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funny too it was prolly those out in the rain that built the shelter in the first place.

 

hopefully with trip wire for the game board to slam shut and crush those elite-fucks to death!

 

 

 

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:23 | 5480556 DarkLordofSadNews
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Where are my pills... 

Wait a sec they are with the those guys 

i will just stand in the rain , it could be worse

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:27 | 5480561 Atomizer
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Don't forget your subsidized umbrella.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:23 | 5480557 Atomizer
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There is no calamity greater than lavish desires

There is no greater guilt than discontentment

And, there is no greater disaster than greed.

Lao Tzu (604 - 531 BC, "The Way of Lao Tzu")

 

Global Debt Saturation - The Human Reckoning

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:24 | 5480563 TinF0ilHat
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Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:25 | 5480566 FieldingMellish
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OT... The Chinese have left for lunch... time to smack PMs...

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:57 | 5480761 FieldingMellish
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I figure about $3 for that one. Paid for lunch.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:41 | 5480594 q99x2
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As always, I'm whight

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:22 | 5480827 Raging Debate
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Q99 - Two Wongs don't make a Whight.

Sun, 11/23/2014 - 23:52 | 5480611 medium giraffe
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Fuck you Garry Kasparov, this is all your fault!   

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:01 | 5480621 Fuku Ben
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When it gets a little crowded under the chess board they'll just knock off someone and throw the body out into the rain as a warning to everyone that you're never safe

http://online.wsj.com/articles/new-york-city-police-eye-suicide-in-citig...

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 04:26 | 5480630 medium giraffe
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Despite looking everywhere for the weapon that this chap used to slash his own neck open in what has to be a statistically average way to go, they didn't think to check under the body.  Well, at least the case can be closed now and everyone can go home and relax.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:58 | 5480759 MsCreant
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Un.Be.Fucking.Lievable. 

Now that is a pawn.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:30 | 5480833 smacker
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As I remember, no weapon was found at the scene when the body was discovered.

Looks like the knife was an afterthought or someone didn't do their job properly.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:03 | 5480622 SweetDoug
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Lately, it seems the black team gets all the breaks, eh?

 

Too soon?

 

•J•
V-V

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:25 | 5480651 tnquake
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Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 00:46 | 5480677 Bunga Bunga
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Protesters storm new ECB building.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPuLFPZGUx8

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:19 | 5480723 Tompooz
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Read Nimzowitz's "My game" to learn using the full power of pawns.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:42 | 5480745 world_debt_slave
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Meet Kristina,Explorer,Scholar,Photographer

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:45 | 5480748 are we there yet
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On the game of thrones, the royals keep killing each other, so the pawns may be able to get out of the rain under the chessboard.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 01:53 | 5480757 Atomizer
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What CIA OP is going to run over and throw up the chessboard and call it new terrorism?

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 02:24 | 5480784 kchrisc
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If you want to understand the world, imagine debt as a plow and fiat, their "printed" currency, at the yoke.

An American, not US subject.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:14 | 5480820 ncdirtdigger
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Is that Normandy?

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:17 | 5480822 Raging Debate
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"Nobody will tell you when you ask the reasons why, they'll just tell you your on your on fill - your head up full of lies"

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath - Black Sabbath

Have to post the link of course: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ReuBms-qZQk

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 03:20 | 5480825 Sub MOA
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You were worned circa 1939 by a man with a funny moustache and ya picked the wrong fucking team and as the man with thee funny moustache said " The outcome will determine the fate of the entire world future"   Checkmate they won we're fucked enjoy the ride

and while your at here's the short (6hour ) version to dispell the lies you swallowed to make ya feeel all warm and "capitalistic" talk about pawns !

http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/    or here   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnu5uW9No8g

 

if you have an open mind you'll take the time to watch it .... Not here to offend ya just give you a different view .. Thank me or hate me find your own truth and remember ignorance is bliss ...  

 

If nothing else use deductive reasoning if you truly want to have ill feelings against the zio's  well this will light a fucking fire under your ass you won't be able to put out....   oh for the multiracial flag waiving libtard filth you'll hate every fucking minute of this film  oh yeah that holocaust shit is a hoax they were pushing that 6 million number for dacades before they made it a false fact !!  

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:21 | 5480945 youngman
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We  here at ZH are just waiting for that chess board to get wet to where it collapses......then the game is over....and at least equal again..

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:26 | 5481034 DarkLordofSadNews
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will be same time as halley comet  comes around wait for it dude , it ain't gonna happen fast

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:45 | 5480963 therover
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Chess Grandmasters know pawn structure is extremely important. Pawns that stick together are powerful...those that get isolated are weak and attacked.

 

The PTB want the pawns slowly isolated. Once the pawns realize they are much more powerful sticking together, things change.

 

 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:54 | 5480975 Last of the Mid...
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Unproductive pawns caused this mess!!! Sheeeeeiiiitttttt

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 07:59 | 5480986 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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Endeavor to persevere..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:01 | 5480988 savedeposit
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It's not true that this is presented without comment because it is presented with the
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Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:22 | 5481026 LifeAintSoBad
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I dont care what anyone says. Obama is awesome

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:33 | 5481041 nickt1y
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Yeah! Watching him in action is like watching heavy equipmmet take down a forest. 

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:26 | 5481027 Notsobadwlad
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Isn't it better to simply love the rain and to not associate with all of those who fear and dislike the rain. They are limited inside their tent (covered by the masonic checkerboard). Those of us outside are not.

Most things come with a price ... freedom, for one.

Rain is one of God's creations as well.

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 08:55 | 5481069 22winmag
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Ummmm... no.

 

The rain represents a SHTF situation and your role (better yet duty) as a pawn is to shoot or guillotine the royalty should they poke their heads out of the shelter. 

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