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Explosive Excrement Topples Building In China, 15 Injured
Despite the best efforts of central planners, shit still happens (even in China). In an 'Onion-esque' story, China.org reports a cesspool filled with excrement exploded in a central Chinese city, injuring 15 residents and toppling a building on Saturday, police said. But this is not the only excrement-enthused event in China...
A cesspool filled with excrement exploded in a central Chinese city, injuring 15 residents and toppling a building on Saturday, police said.
Police in Zhangjiajie city, Hunan Province, believed it was an accident when a man surnamed Ding was burning waste outside his derelict house and near the cesspool at about 5 p.m..
Police said the fire ignited the methane emanated from the pit and caused the blast. The house has been abandoned since 2006.
The blast occurred at Dayongqiao community of Yongding District. One residential building collapsed, and four others were damaged.
The injured people have been hospitalized. Local residents have been settled properly.
But, that's not the only crap story from China. As AFP reports,
In another excrement-related incident, a man and his mother both died trying to retrieve his wife's new mobile phone -- worth 2,000 yuan ($320) -- from a toilet septic tank, reports said in May.
The man jumped in to try to locate the phone but was overcome by fumes and passed out, according to Dahe, a web portal run by the provincial government in central Henan province.
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Lesson of the day: not all liquidity is good... and igniting animal spirits always end in a crash.
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China is a shithole.
Had a great idea...
MIC loves to buy exploding shit, China wants UST off the books.....
TRADE EXPLODING SHIT FOR GOLD AND SILVER (cause its worthless), THEN TRADE GS FOR CHINESE UST!!!!
problem solved...right?
RIPS
Ain't that the shits!
Knukles,
You are correct i took a lead from Krugman economics 101.
RIPS
Think not only of the broken windows needs replacing, but all the other windows need cleaning. Moreover, to employ as many people as possible, everybody involved in the cleanup should use a teaspoon instead of a shovel.
Pauziewalzie would be proud!
Remember. It's all for the children.
And to boot!
Right here in River City, the Ferguson decision is supposedly to be released at 2000 hrs, EST today!
Think of a fucking whole city burning down and the demand for additional police, fire, EMS, doctors, nurses...
Gonna be a Fucking Boost to GDP that Overwhelms the Nasty Al Gore Invented Weather. (or so Paulziiewalzie's logic would demand)
Somewhere in the building ...a small fan received a shit bath.
I agree its going to take "create" alot of value cleaning up the mess....for the kids!
FORWARD
RIPS
Baltimore, Chinese slum of the east had a toliet blow up while some lady was taking a dump......does that count for second place?
Ding go dung.
I said blobbing up, not blowing up, Ding Dong.
New WMD, with Chinese characteristics.
MAD MAX: BEYOND THUNDERDOME.
The city was run with methane power. It came from pig shit.
Much like those in power in Communist countries consider their charges to be (pigs, to them).
The first thing I thought of was the scene where Max is under the city and gets the information about how 'Bartertown' is REALLY powered (when i saw the headline).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHU6K47qgc8
I guess you'all missed this movie when it came out.
Bad Dim Sum.
Same happened to me the last tme I was in Kowloon.
The shit IS starting to hit the fan.
Now I understand...The World Trade Center Towers imploded because the sewage pipes were full of shit. (The pipes must have been made from Cast Iron.)
Shit Bomb Topples Building.
Right.
What is next?
Shit happens, even in China, LOL
The man passed out from the smell of shit....hmmm....is that why the American public is asleep?
RIPS
Headlines:
China Bans Beans Due To Safety Concerns
Shitstorm in China...does that mean the shit will hit the fan over here?
Did CNN or Fox News lease space in that building by any chance?
I mean if they are searching for a root cause......look no further.
With apologies to Jim Croce.....
You don't pull on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask of the Ol' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with shit !
Sitting on a load of toxic shit since 2006.... suddenly blew up while burning trash....
QUICK! Warn Yellen not to burn any derivatives in the basement of the Fed!
And pass the word to Fannie, Freddie and Goldman Sachs too!
Perfect. Now I have another option, other than my unfortunate boating accident to blame PM losses on.
It sure is and this story fits the image. When their bubble blows it will be stupendous.
Has anyone heard from AnAnon?
I heard he dropped his phone and was going to go get his mother to help him retrieve it....
Made me laugh. Chinese citizenism citizens are like an incontinent, save for their deliberatcy. Don't expect them to self control, they won't.
For a long time now, through duplicity and blobbing up, Chinese citizenism citizens have subsidized their own putrefaction of clean open roadsides. Tells much that this leads now to building entopplement in real. Not sustainable.
Environmentalists lost their match against Chinese citizenism. They happened to be too weak to limit Chinese citizenism citizens therefore the environmentalists are to be blamed. This is the logics in Chinese citizenism.
You can apply this to all roadsides and fields, cess pools touched by Chinese citizenism. It never misses.
LMAO!
I needed that, the Ferguson thread was starting to bum me out ;-)
....had some of that after last visit to Taco Hell........
Brings new meaning to the term "crapification".
Listen DUO!
Talk about "crapification". Have you ever visited Israel?
What a matzo ball shit hole!
OH!
Hu Flung Poo??
DING???
DANG!!!!!
DUNG!
So some Washington politicians blew up in China, good.
Listen American Zero's.
What about rapist Bill Cosbey the American rapist? I luv how you Zero's support him just because he's Blackishes American.
"Oh, it's OK if Jello Pudding grandpa rapes all of the girls".
FUCK YOU!
The Mother and Son have to win the monthly, if not yearly, Darwin Award.
Jumping into a pit of shit and piss for a cell phone?
I wouldn't do it for $100,000.
Maybe they were "Jerry Fallwell'n" when it happened?
Too soon!
or too beaucoup?
Can you imagine? I forgot the menstrual fluid and dead goldfish. ICK!
That's why they call it "The Nasty"
If you would be an Apple customer, you would not say this!
Maybe some marketing team can use this for the Samsung Galaxy S 5 commercials to show us how "waterproof" they are.
Holy Shit!!!
I will be damned if I jump into a septic tank to try and retireve a phone. Darwin at his best.
Very shitty idea. IT would be tuff for me to grap out of a toilet let alone a tank.
Make sure you light a match to see if the phone is down there first.
One of the biggest maintenance problems in NYC highrise buildings is caused by people who drop their cellphones in toilets and then say, fuckit, and flush. No shit. The new iphones are slick, but they won't get past the trap.
They should be weaponizing their feces to help put down the restless natives in Tibet.
Here, China. Learn from the best:
priceless links! surprised the JDL have not yet banned the videos.
I'm sure they've tried.
We write code too.
Hmmm, now I gotta wonder:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/20/AR200610...
DOH
http://news.yahoo.com/robot-sub-finds-surprisingly-thick-antarctic-sea-i...
not enough explosive shit down there apparently
How are the 50 centers going to spin this one?
Looks like China has huge potential sources of renewable energy that are untapped.
Yea, if we could harness the shit then capital hill would be a true gold mine.
Can't make shit like this up....
Bang Ding Ow!
Methane is no joke.
Just ask our gas-bag Vice President.
some folks shit blew up.
Premonition - standby for shitstorm of Biblical proportions, this year.
Yes, an ironic preview of the shitstorm to come.
hmmm...and here all ths time I thought lighting farts was just some grade skool bullshit.
"I fart in your general direction."
The French did it.
I'm headed for Sunset BLVD.
H0ly sh1t!
HORRY SHRIT!
(fixed it for ya)
"We shat some folks"
Jim Lahey predicted all of this years ago.
The shit hit the fan family. Wi dung go boom?!
Is that Ding of the Bang Ding Ow family?
a man surnamed Ding? Typo - Dung is the correct spelling.
Is this a WMD?
Horee sheet.
Why the needless jab at central planning, one thing that strictly has nothing to do with old cesspools by crumbling houses? Never, never relent on anti-commie propaganda, is that it? McCarthyist brainwashing sure is still the core of "independent" thought in this country.
That's right! To be anti-communist is to be anti-Obama. And everyone knows that being anti-Obama is racist!
"That's right! To be anti-communist is to be anti-Obama. And everyone knows that being anti-Obama is racist!"
Obama is only a commie to those who don't have the foggiest idea what communism is.
He's the very opposite of a communist.
As for the houses in China and central planning, as I said, nothing to do. Plenty of houses, in China, are one, two centuries old or more. Communism and its central planning only started in 1949.
If there is something worse than a political bias based on indoctrination, it's that same programmed political bias, but fueled by sheer ignorance and confused data that are insults to intelligence.
I'm not a communist, but I try to get my definitions and history lessons straight, so as not to pass for a fool in the eyes of educated people.
Have a good day.
Panty and Stocking strike again.
"The man jumped in to try to locate the phone but was overcome by fumes and passed out, according to Dahe, a web portal run by the provincial government in central Henan province."
What a shitty way to go.
WOW! That's some powerful shit, man!
This is a much better article than those ones about the FED or Goldman Sachs. This is something I can relate to.
Somedays I feel the same kinda thing happened to me.
Can you imagine if someone touched off that SACK of SHIT named Joe BIDEN !!! wholey mother F-er, that would make this look like a bottle rocket ... LOL
Someone farted.
In another excrement-related incident, a man and his mother both died trying to retrieve his wife's new mobile phone -- worth 2,000 yuan ($320)"
The wife then said "That was the happiest 2,000 yuan I ever lost'
Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Go, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow !!!