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South Park- Turkey Gobbles - ThanksGiving
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzIxx03ldOA (1:13)
Let us give thanks for Tyler, WB7 and all the subversives here present.
Let our reality pervert the ethos of the establishment and the New Order.
May we enjoy the taste of a real Meleagris gallopavo, while those maladroit reap a bitter taste from their birds.
Deliver us from their evil.
Happy Thanksgiving ZH'ers
Thanks- Williambanzai7
NSA- not so much
You know us too well, William;)
It's a snowy Thanksgiving in the mountains. Too early for this. Needed a chuckle.
Thanx.
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"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"
George Orwell
Happy Thanksgiving ZH'ers
These are the technological achievements which have made life better and for which I am thankful ...
NSA Spying on every electronic device.
The world's most popular search engine, Google, serves as an information super highway rocketing my search requests directly to the CIA and NSA
Extremely powerful mobile computers (aka cell phones) allow government snoops to listen to conversations, track citizens whereabouts, and watch personal moments via live video stream.
Electronic strip searches at airports.
Hacking of automobile CAN Bus network provides governments with yet another tool to "neutralize" anyone who opposes their agenda while making it look like an accident.
Police state revenue generation and tracking cameras extracting the wealth of a nation against the will of the vast majority of it's people.
High Frequency Traders skimming massive profits off the top of a manipulated stock market.
Central banks magically creating trillions of units of counterfeit currency all for their own benefit while destroying the lives of savers while professing that it is all for our own good.
For what are you thankful ???
WIlliam....
That last pic wouldn't happen to be the immortal Betty Page, would it?
Good guess ;-)
Only because Betty was cuter than Obama's mom.
Who names a bondage babe Stanley?
That's just weird.
"Hot women pretending to be men" Priceless, WB!
I was surprised to see Bettie, I didn't think she would hang with us here on the Hedge...
One of my favorites.
DaddyO
I like the odds, more women than men
All of these pieces are outstanding, as usual, especially noteworthy is the one with Jeb and Hillz serving America more of the usual; a wonderful diet plan image that will help folks lose their appetites every time.
But this one, with these two crooks engorging themselves on, well, us, is probably the most arresting. Too bad they can't be more arrested...
It's enough to make one want to...riot!
My regards, and a happy Thanksgiving to all.
I like the Kozik-esque look. Nice.
Absolutely nailed it w this one
Wall street's first good trade.
One of your best.