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The 2014 Black Friday Frenzy: America Goes Shopping, In Photos

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Black Friday is the day when the trademark US consumerism takes center stage for its annual manic, full-frontal exposure around the globe. Here is what it looked like around the US...

People buying TVs

 

Thanksgiving Day shoppers line up to start shopping at a Target store in Chicago

 

People carry shoes in Macy's during Black Friday sales in New York

 

Shoppers line up outside Best Buy before the store opens in Newport, New Jersey

 

People line up outside before the Toys R Us store opened in Times Square

 

Women try on shoes in Macy's to kick off Black Friday sales in New York

 

Shoppers wait to enter Macy's to kick off Black Friday sales in New York

 

A girl chooses an item from Disney's Princess toy line up to purchase at the Toys R Us store in Times Square

 

A shopper carries a TV outside a Best Buy store in Newport, New Jersey.

 

Shoppers enter Best Buy as the store opens in Newport, New Jersey

 

People look in the window before the Toys R Us store opened in Times Square.

 

A girl poses with an Olaf plush toy from Disney's Frozen toy line at the Toys R Us store in Times Square.

 

Thanksgiving Day shoppers ride an escalator while shopping at a Target store in Chicago

 

Thanksgiving Day shoppers carry televisions at a Target store in Chicago

 

A woman lines up outside before the Toys R Us store opens in Times Square.

 

Shoppers line up outside Best Buy before the store opens in Newport, New Jersey

 

A girl looks at items from Disney's Frozen toy line at the Toys R Us store in Times Square.

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... And not only, because other countries increasingly adopt the "best" of US traditions. Here is what happened in the UK earlier today:

Black Friday hops the pond: Shoppers compete to purchase retail items on "Black Friday" at an Asda superstore in Wembley.

 

Shoppers wrestle over a television as they compete to purchase retail items on "Black Friday" at an Asda superstore in Wembley, north London November 28

 

... And Brazil:

Here, shoppers crowd outside a store before it opens on "Black Friday" in Sao Paulo.

Photos: Reuters

 

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Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:41 | 5496097 dressguard
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This is the road to recovery!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:44 | 5496102 TeamDepends
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EBTeevees!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:47 | 5496111 Haus-Targaryen
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Look how HOOD RICH dem' Folks R!  

THEY DONE BOUGHT 3 O'DEM BIG SCREEN PLASMA TVs WIT NO INTEREST FUR 24 MONTHS!  WISH I WAS AS HOOD RICH AS DEM FOLKA DA! 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:47 | 5496115 svayambhu108
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We black fried some folks!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:13 | 5496184 hedgeless_horseman
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I am eating more homemade pecan pie... for breakfast... then going for a long trail run with mrs_horseman to burn it off.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:17 | 5496195 FredFlintstone
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Sexercise later

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:26 | 5496222 hedgeless_horseman
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...and earlier (Endorphin loading).

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:28 | 5496230 General Decline
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Black Pipe Friday, indeed

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:49 | 5496245 hedgeless_horseman
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Sad...all gone now.

You men buy your TVs
Buy your DVRs
I eat more pie
Than any man ever seen
Yea yea

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:54 | 5496295 Atomizer
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Pecan Pie. One of mother’s favorite cooking treats. Grandma, Rhubarb pie was her elegances.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:12 | 5496303 Troll Magnet
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HANDS UP, DON'T LOOT, BITCHES!!!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:17 | 5496377 BaBaBouy
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Shit that Looks Good... Wit Real Whipped Cream...

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:32 | 5496411 Government need...
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Fedcoat ZH monitor here:  Damn good looking pie, and we're analyzing that granite right now.  Hope you bot local.  Maybe see you on the horse trail?  We'll be waving from our drone!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:46 | 5496457 jbvtme
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all those new tv's...i went to dinner at an aquaintence's house for thanks giving and when we got there the television was on. i asked her to turn it off as it was distracting. she did and what a fucking nightmare was the rest of the evening. i keep hoping we've reached the bottom.  maybe...i didn't see any pics of leaf blowers.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:48 | 5496675 SilverIsKing
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Are those really pictures from Black Friday sales or are those photos from Ferguson earlier in the week?

Speaking of Ferguson, how about some more photos from the home of liberty, freedumb, and good cheer?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:04 | 5496732 mjcOH1
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On my command, unleash the fat scooters...

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:44 | 5496872 The9thDoctor
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I had Thanksgiving dinner with my family. I guess I am not "American" enough for you yanks who line up at Walmart to buy a crappy Vizzio television that's $50 off it's regular price.

Unfortunately one of my relatives works retail and had to work Thursday night, so he had to take off early. People were sitting in lawn chairs waiting five hours to buy a laptop that was $50 off it's normal price, and it's the most low-end laptop on today's market.

Then again, most people's families nowadays are so broken, that they would rather wait for hours out in the cold to buy shit they don't need, then to actually sit with uncles and aunts and in-laws that they don't get along with.

I don't know what is worse, a shitty family, or a shitty deal on trinkets.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:52 | 5496914 mjcOH1
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"all those new tv's...i didn't see any pics of leaf blowers"

"Stink of work", etc, etc.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:39 | 5497109 zerozulu
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I expect a deafening silence between black Friday and Christmas shopping.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:10 | 5497211 Skateboarder
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Gotta scrape together a few bones to hit the stores in another two weeks. Wait, that's for people who use the money they actually have to buy things. The sign at the local Fry's Electronics keeps advertising the number of shopping days left until Christmas. It was counting down from 60 days (I saw it at 48, a couple of weeks back, and at 28 a couple of days ago).

I guess people don't really find it weird to be reminded to shop for Christmas around Halloween. Maybe the bells will start ringing when they start pumping Halloween/Thanksgiving/Christmas shopping in July.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:55 | 5496941 YHC-FTSE
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Shitty family, definitely. Especially if you have to wipe off the residue from the chairs they've been s(h)itting on.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:49 | 5496890 A Nanny Moose
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Wake me up when Hells Angels are replaced by Scooter Gangs.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:53 | 5496917 sodbuster
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Are nail guns on sale???????

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:34 | 5497095 Earl Slaughter-...
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For those keeping score...

 

http://blackfridaydeathcount.com/

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:53 | 5497158 Crash Overide
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Pants up, don't loot...

 

Bitchez!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:00 | 5496323 DC3
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The Rock approves this message

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:01 | 5496324 BLOTTO
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You know what? Fuck Macy's, fuck Toys R Us, fuck Best Buy and fuck Target...

.

And while we are at it...fuck Gaspar Gomez and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers...fuckem all, i bury those cockroaches...

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:29 | 5496819 DaveyJones
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I've never seen a post capture the Christmas Spirit like the one I just read

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:45 | 5496451 highly debtful
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Ok, ok, I'll admit you'll probably beat me with those pies of yours. But never, I repeat never, HH, will you beat my homemade vol-au-vent or coq au vin. 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:57 | 5496700 Miffed Microbio...
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Ha! I see you my starter mussels in white wine with my garlic lavender pomme frites, main course boeuf bourguignon with Syrah and mousse au chocolat for dessert. The stage is by candlight and I serve my delights clad in European lingerie. Sensuality and gastronomy meld together well. And yes, we work it off afterwards. ;-)

Miffed;-)

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:06 | 5496749 Bananamerican
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One word: "Badgercize".....
You'll thank me later

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:56 | 5496933 highly debtful
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Damn, that's some stiff competition. But somehow your menu doesn't seem fair, what with the European lingerie thrown in. If I would serve my menus clad in lingerie, it would play havoc with my wife's digestive system and she would probably be working it off in the bathroom.   

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:34 | 5497089 Spigot
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Possibly, but your wiff might have unspoken interests.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:42 | 5497307 Miffed Microbio...
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Well, I must admit Mr doesn't dress for the occasion. For some reason he just smiles and gawks at me and my performance. I guess the stiffness should be left for the gentleman during such events and that is certainly fine by me! ;-)

Miffed;-)

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 17:07 | 5497499 Spigot
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So, I'm wondering, does he not dress at all, hence 'au natural' ?? Does this distract you from your ministrations? I'm sure he appreciates the private showings you provide, so to speak. Who could blame him! He's a fortunate man to be married to you. Courtship after marriage is a lost art.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:35 | 5497094 Spigot
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I was thinking more Reeses Pie and Jack Daniels. About three shots into the meal, ain't no body got no cloths on.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 16:18 | 5497391 mkhs
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What?  You don't want to be pretentious: le tarte Reese's and Jacques Daniel?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 17:01 | 5497489 Spigot
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ummm, no

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 19:14 | 5497810 mkhs
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Cheers, and save me a slice of pie.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 20:59 | 5498074 Spigot
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You got it!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:57 | 5496486 DirkDiggler11
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HH:
When are you going to publish your annual list of "Man Treats" ???

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:03 | 5496516 WTFUD
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HH bet you never have to ask ' am i right or am i meringue? '

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:28 | 5496620 25or6to4
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HH
Are you saying that your a back door man? BTW, why the down votes people?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:52 | 5496901 silverer
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Maybe they prefer cheesecake or apple pie?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 16:21 | 5497393 mkhs
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Or thread jacking?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:08 | 5496759 Pooper Popper
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Happy Thanksgiving Mr Horseman!Have a good run.

The Wife and I are heading to the range today!

Lucky for us its only 50 ft out the back door!

Have a good one!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:55 | 5496929 Victory_Garden
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"You men buy your TVs
Buy your DVRs
I eat more pie
Than any man ever seen
Yea yea"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGHhqV_QhzE

Blessings and Grace to you and yours good Sir, and to all the stars on the good ship ZH.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:37 | 5496254 FredFlintstone
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You da man!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:15 | 5496190 J S Bach
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Nary a white face in any of the frenzied photos.  What subliminal message is Tyler trying to plant?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:21 | 5496205 Chupacabra-322
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Brains, brains, brains!!'

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:51 | 5496289 Richard Chesler
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Perhaps Black Friday doesn't mean what you think it means.

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:59 | 5496321 Troll Magnet
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I see plenty of white folks. And Asian folks, too. We have some dumbass folks in all corners of life in America.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:06 | 5496337 Pure Evil
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There's nothing dumber than seeing a white teenager pull up in car with rap music blasting out the car speakers.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:11 | 5496358 Billy the Poet
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Been saying that since '86. Disclaimer: I do own a Kool Moe D disc. Back in KFC days my cooks used to play that and every ten years or so I put on Wild Wild West for nostalgia's sake.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:18 | 5496376 Troll Magnet
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NO. This sorta shit is the dumberest:
Google "Oliver Friedfeld."

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:40 | 5496434 DaddyO
Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:04 | 5496736 ebear
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"There's nothing dumber than seeing a white teenager pull up in car with rap music blasting out the car speakers."

Yeah, there is:

One white teenager calling another white teenager "nigger."

This I have heard with my own ears.   Word.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:49 | 5496887 Baby Eating Dingo22
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I understand it's "nigga", not "nigger"

As in "you my nigga"

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:57 | 5496954 The9thDoctor
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There's nothing dumber than seeing a white teenager pull up in car with rap music blasting out the car speakers.

Something even dumber than that is a white 35 year old still living at mom's house eating Mac and Cheese TV dinners and playing video games all night.  But hey, the said 35 year old is an expert on everything, and he told you so through his Farcebook posts that very few even read.  He's got a college degree in marine biology and you don't.  He's a scientist that works at Best Buy making $9 an hour and knows the latest technology trends.  He can cite Dawkins, Darwin, and Hawking quotes off of the top of his head, and he posts crap on the Randi forums on how everything in existance that isn't to his liking is "woo".  But hey, you got to trust him.  He is an expert and "leet" on any topic, so you better not question his intelligence.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:35 | 5496244 Azannoth
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I don't think there is anything Subliminal about it, that's Reality!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:41 | 5496272 Son of Loki
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Are they actually going to pay for those Big Screens TVs ?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:01 | 5496325 Troll Magnet
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Hands up, don't loot!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:14 | 5496363 Billy the Poet
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There are 39 million black folks in the US. Obviously the majority of them don't loot.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:07 | 5496750 Troll Magnet
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I'd say welfare as well as working in the public sector are a form of looting.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:39 | 5496855 Billy the Poet
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So you're moving the goal posts beyond your initial Ferguson reference?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:16 | 5496783 Normalcy Bias
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You're right... They just have the government do it for them.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:41 | 5496864 Billy the Poet
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No, the government does it to them. The government wants to do it to everybody because government itself is the beneficiary.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:20 | 5497241 Normalcy Bias
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It's a symbiotic relationship.

The plantation still exists, but most black people don't even know they're on it.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:28 | 5496809 SethDealer
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majority of them dont work either

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:50 | 5496893 Billy the Poet
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U6 is at 11.5% with black unemployment about twice that of whites. Unless you have some documentation of your own then your maff appears to be incorrect.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:04 | 5496973 The9thDoctor
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majority of them dont work either

If they did work, they would be ringing up the other shoppers at these Black Friday events, lol.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:06 | 5496987 Billy the Poet
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Yeah, the black lady that sold me American cheese the other day was just my imagination. Hardy har har.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:33 | 5496415 Government need...
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Why do you think the burning/looting took place just 2 days before Thanksgiving.  Black Friday came early this year!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:42 | 5496862 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Kind of funny. I guess it did

And there were no damned lines getting in or checking out

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:48 | 5496280 Whoa Dammit
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Black Friday just showcases all of the recent .gov imported sheep who took your job.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:45 | 5496878 Baby Eating Dingo22
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There are all races

White people are buying shoes

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:57 | 5496951 Billy the Poet
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So their feet don't fail them now.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:37 | 5497102 Crash Overide
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Ummmmm sheep?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:49 | 5496114 IridiumRebel
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Driving home, my wife mentioned how wonderful the low price of gas was and then I reminded her that the last time gas dipped like this, the economy shit the bed. She didn't reply. Enjoy it, buy some tangibles, monster boxes what have you, but get ready. 2015 is going to be a banner fucking year at the old ZH house!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:55 | 5496140 DavidC
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One can only hope!

DavidC

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:33 | 5496243 PT
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Just out of curiosity (I don't live in US), are the Black Friday bargains still worth lining up for?  Or is it all just running on pure hype now?

Running super-cheap prices to get the customers in the door and then jacking up the prices later with no-one noticing is not a new trick and it has to hit BF sooner or later.  How's it going over there?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:46 | 5496277 Son of Loki
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  My cousin works for a retail clothing store and they are crapping in their  pants they have so much winter inventory they need to clear yet. I don't know if the same holds for electronics but I suspect yes.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:50 | 5496282 ghengis86
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they've never been worth lining up for, but especially now.  Get the same deals online and have it delivered to your door, all without having to get out of bed.  THAT's the new American way.

You can get 40" LED TV's for $119 at Target; a 55" no-name brand TV at WalMart for $220.  Yes, there are 'deals' to be had, but nothing worthstanding in lines for hours and hours.  Now, if Macy's had a PM section that put monster boxes on sale, i might line up for that.

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:30 | 5496410 Frank N. Beans
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i thought everybody already had at least 2 tv's, they need another?  maybe to ebay later on

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:25 | 5496597 PT
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Even the EBT crowd have a subliminal mistrust of fiat.  TVs are the new currency.  Not quite the same portability as gold or silver, but hard to counterfeit, quite liquid and everyone understands their worth.

;P

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:28 | 5496609 PT
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Unfortunately the deteriorating "quality" of TV shows will have a negative affect on the perceived value of TVs, but luckily, most people haven't noticed this problem yet.  Peak TVs.
=P

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:30 | 5496624 PT
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Usually not backed by debt, but even if they are, that debt can often be hidden and ignored...

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:38 | 5496641 sun tzu
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You don't enjoy the Retardashians and Honey Boo Boo?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:37 | 5496844 PT
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sun tzu re "You don't enjoy the Retardashians and Honey Boo Boo?" :
Living proof that even seriously lobotomized 'tards can still "make it" in the US of A.  You'll probably also find that a lot of serious, real talent is broke and homeless.
"If they're happy eating chicken feed then why give them caviar?"

They get paid to do that shit.  Meanwhile, other people work in real jobs that pay fuckall.  Gimme an honest factory worker.  They do real work.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:49 | 5496284 Bay of Pigs
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Lining up? It's like the running of the bulls.

Black Friday is so fucking retarded. A disgusting reminder of the degradation of American society.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:07 | 5496340 TuPhat
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It doesn't do what the stores want anymore.  That's why they are starting it early on Thanksgiving Day.  The Walmart ads all say only select items are on sale so if the sale items aren't what you want there is no reason to go shopping on black friday.  They hype it up with pictures and ads but it's not much really.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:13 | 5497224 Spigot
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I take it that you missed out on the 19" LCD 720p $499 bargain one year, and are still bitter about it.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:13 | 5496362 IndyPat
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It's hype...and stupidly.
Nobody ever gets a deal.

If you must buy the damn big screen, buy it around Jan 6th.

anyway, let the hunger games get under way.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:57 | 5496711 SilverIsKing
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That's no fun. What are you gonna talk about while drinking egg nog at Christmas? How you're planning on getting a TV in a couple of weeks?

Wouldn't you rather be telling how you nailed granny with a left elbow to her forehead in order to secure the big TeeVee on the wall that your Christmas guests will ooh and ahh to?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:34 | 5496829 Bay of Pigs
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You make a good point. Maybe put a kevlar vest, elbow pads and a football helmet and head on down to the mall and start slamming into some big fat slugs lumbering along like a fleet of interstate buses?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:56 | 5496145 TeamDepends
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It is heartening to note that this disease has spread to other countries. The Wembley Asda picture is particularly tasty. We will be celebrating Christmas by planting seeds indoors. Food will be the hot luxury item next year.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:03 | 5496167 IridiumRebel
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Yes, we are exporting human decay.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:13 | 5496185 Oh regional Indian
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You said it IR, this is America's export now, cultural genocide :-)

Fighting over dead things, cultural carrion are!

Buy Buy Ms. American pie!

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:31 | 5496238 IridiumRebel
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ORI, 

From Lady Liberty to Cheap Consumer Whore.

T'was a good run....

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:08 | 5496338 DaddyO
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For those of you who are open to religious things...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLP5CZLLaG8

This guy's take is 9/13/2015 portends a release of instability and financial uncertainty the likes of which we haven't seen in a while.

Hedge accordingly...monster boxes were alluded to up thread, one of my favorites along with some junk silver coins and small bullion bars.

DaddyO

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:09 | 5496351 Oh regional Indian
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Indeed IR, it's taken 200 years and a bit, but it looks like she is deep in ho land now....

ho ho ho, soon to come!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:14 | 5496187 boattrash
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Yes, was just thinking, too bad USA does not produce any of that stuff that people are swarming  in to buy anymore.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:18 | 5496198 boattrash
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TeamDepends, have you had an IPO on your garden produce yet? Hope I didn't miss out.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:46 | 5496666 YHC-FTSE
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Shouldn't surprise anyone to learn that the Asda brand is owned by Wallmart.

I've been saying for years how sick I am of the pernicious influence of American "culture" being broadcast non-stop in the UK. We don't even have "Thanksgiving" (Or The National Day of Mourning as the natives call it), so having a Black Friday is just imported gibberish without any sense or foundation in Britain. Wembley has the largest black and Asian (India/Pakistan) population in London, but to be fair to both I have seen similar scuffles at the Harrods January sales among the horsey women from the home counties fighting over Prada bags when I was a child. Perhaps not so frantic, but similar.

This is not the country I recognize any more. Our PM and his cabinet have got their collective heads up the gigantic derriere of anyone who calls himself the president of the united states, a nanosecond does not go by without the annoying nasal twang of an american accent being broadcast on the airwaves, our kids are saturated with american ghetto culture, the BOE is run by a Goldman Sachs alumni, our banks, real estate, hospitals and businesses have been sold to ZIRP sucking US multinationals and the unwholesome influences of divisive and simplistic sociopolitical sound bites borne out of greed and hate that espouse the "virtues" of avarice and selfishness from zionists like Rand are now the new normal. Oh yes, retarded versions of rugby with morons wearing plastic shoulder pads and safety helmets are shown on the idiot box regularly as well. Apparently we're all American now.

It is a culture that hijacks every great philosophy penned by man since the Age of Reason, like liberalism, socialism, & capitalism, then like infants define themselves by them or pervert them into insults. Welcome to the Idiocracy.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:03 | 5496737 FredFlintstone
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"horsey women from the home counties"...love it!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:16 | 5496777 Kinskian
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The first step in breaking free of American ghetto culture is to stop blaming others for your own inadequacies.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:25 | 5496804 YHC-FTSE
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Quite right. But also blame where blame is due. If I could stop the fuckers from buying every media outlet and infiltrating our institutions to saturate our youth with American ghetto culture, I would. But I don't have a few trillion laying around the back of my sofa. :)

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:11 | 5497005 Mad Cow
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"a nanosecond does not go by without the annoying nasal twang of an american accent being broadcast on the airwaves, our kids are saturated with american ghetto culture"

We in the states are also inundated with the arrogant, bloviating and ridiculous sound of british accents so I can empathize. Although we do get some good belly laughs from the british white trash accents that we hear in movies so it evens out.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:27 | 5497073 YHC-FTSE
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bravo! :)

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:04 | 5496333 Burt Gummer
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Don't forget to stock up on satellite phones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppd3HMc52ic

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:31 | 5496824 DaveyJones
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if only it had a bed

I fear it's going deeper

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:20 | 5496206 Canadian Dirtlump
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It isnt black friday until you see a couple of obese nubian dumptrucks fighting over discount panties.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:45 | 5496275 Pure Evil
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You're wish is our command oh benevolent Canadian Dirtlump.

Panty Fight..........

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11/black-friday-beatdown-girls-braw...

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:54 | 5496693 Canadian Dirtlump
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you know those times a guy hates being right.

 

god bless you though.

 

/carries computer to bathroom.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:36 | 5496839 DaveyJones
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one nation

under wear

with lingerie and jockies for all

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:05 | 5496331 Kinskian
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The pictures illustrate what an unnatural union of the world's people this country has become. Greed, obesity and mindless consumption are the only common bonds between them.  

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:10 | 5496356 Pure Evil
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The question that comes to mind is how the Empire intends to hold its gains around the world with uneducated, obese, mindless drones.

DARPA can't perfect robotic soldiers soon enough for the Satanists in Washington D.C.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:44 | 5496104 svayambhu108
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Buy big screens because apocalyptic shit looks always better in FullHD.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:49 | 5496116 Jlasoon
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I don't get the hysteria, Does Amazon.com not exist anymore? Is it really cheaper at Best Buy? 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:00 | 5496157 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Don't be too hard on them... it's probably the most exercise they get all year.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:01 | 5496161 svayambhu108
Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:11 | 5496178 Jlasoon
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Oviously you've never had to deal with Amazon return policy. Here's how it works.

Me: "My product is broken"

Amazon: "Ok, I just sent you a new one"

Me: "Do I need to return the broken product"

Amazon: "No"

Me: "Thank you"

 

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:23 | 5496219 Urban Redneck
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Amazon is just as evil as the big box company stores in every one of those pictures.

By giving one's money to the shareholders of the corporate behemoths, they are facilitating the destruction of local businesses and jobs (their own jobs).

The reality is it simply costs more to do things correctly, and if people aren't willing to pay the higher price and shun the corporate oligarchs, then they should shut up and be happy to suck corporate dick.

There are local alternatives...

http://www.christkindlimarkt.ch/2014/home-en/?c=1

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:40 | 5496265 Jlasoon
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I guess I love to fondle and gargle corporate cock. Chinese made crap is Chinese made crap. Why pay more? I don't give a shit who sells it.  

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:47 | 5496279 Pure Evil
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You should be getting a call from Ohomo and his Wookie love child Reggie any minute now..........

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:59 | 5496311 Urban Redneck
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You shouldn't be buying Chinese made crap in the first place.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:12 | 5497018 The9thDoctor
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You shouldn't be buying Chinese made crap in the first place.

Ok, let me type a reply to that comment on an American made laptop.

/sarc

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:33 | 5497090 Urban Redneck
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There are certain components where the sourcing options are certainly limited, but there are a few of the many small businesses that make and sell laptops, that tend to focus on non-Chinese components.  There are other options like Panasonic or Toshiba.  However - they are also corporate behemoths, just with a slightly less Chinese face.  

But yeah, if you insist on limiting yourself to NWO corporatist oligarch sales outlets, WTF do you think they are going to offer you?

Try one of these-

http://www.velocitymicro.com/about.php

http://www.pugetsystems.com/aboutus.php

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:07 | 5496345 PT
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The reason it is so hard to find quality stuff is because too many people buy cheap shit that breaks.  Quality products become even more expensive due to loss of Economies of Scale.

Mind you, there is still hope for the few quality manufacturers who remain.  The best advertisement for the $150 socket set is the ten dollar socket set that breaks.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:03 | 5496508 boattrash
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PT, no shit! Have you tried to find good cast-iron cookware? Even the "high end" stuff has the texture of 80 grit sand paper now, at premium prices.

I have 50+ year old skillet that has better non-stick qualities than teflon, wouldn't take $500 for it.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:51 | 5496906 PT
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You got me there.  Sometimes the expensive shit is just as bad as the cheap shit.  At least with the expensive shit, people are more likely to get pissed off and return it.

When cheap shit breaks, people tend to think "Oh well, what can we expect?  It only cost x dollars", not realizing that when you annualize the costs then the cheap shit ain't cheap at all.

I also have a rule of "Never buy the same brand twice".  You can sell me low quality shit, but your competitor is going to get the next sale.  You can't make me buy too much from you but you can prevent market share from reaching your competitor.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:54 | 5497164 disgruntled hou...
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Watch the short film "The Story of Stuf

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:43 | 5496106 TahoeBilly2012
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I remember when flat screens first came out, one the founders of Netscape was a hanging around and showing one off...they cost $7-$10K back then. Status symbol bot so much now, more like Orwellian telescreen.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:54 | 5496139 Ralph Spoilsport
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A lot of the cheap electronic crap these people are hauling out to their cars is designed just for Black Friday sales. Tablets, TVs, and the like will be in the dumpster in a few months.

I can remember my parents holding out until they could afford a Zenith TV or radio, rather than buying some re-branded crap from Montgomery Wards or Sears.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:56 | 5496143 DavidC
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And they can work two ways as well, feeding back via the speaker...

DavidC

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:14 | 5496368 Herd Redirectio...
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1984

1984

1984

Never mind the web cams and the smart phone cams that can be accessed basically at will...

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:15 | 5496192 cnmcdee
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I'd cuddle up to a good book, the internet is almost as disgusting to read as the TV is to watch.

Japan just tested their latest mag-lev bullet train at 500 km/h. It was organized and civil..

Meanwhile back in America were turning our cities into animal cages, people are rioting over a $40 savings on a no-warranty refurb shit TV so they can stuff themselves with salts and sugars and work on their diabetes while they watch netflix, and the ferguson riots..

It's going to be INCREDIBLE when the collapse comes the rioting over a TV will be replaced by the rioting hordes getting food handouts when the hard times come.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:59 | 5496317 Burt Gummer
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When will the precious metals shop lines look like this?

Sooooooon..........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYaFMFU63U

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:07 | 5496339 Rentier88
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Losers with fucked up priorities go shopping for substandard products(made in inferior parts specifically for black Friday sales) made to look cheap by the manufacturers...

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 11:38 | 5496425 junction
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What about all the shoppers lining up to buy bargains on Wall Street?  I guess we will have to wait for Wall Street to have a Black Friday.  

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 12:00 | 5496501 slaughterer
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I want to see videos of really violent abrasive greed throttling at every fellow citizen to get some pancake maker.  

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:52 | 5496904 booboo
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You mean The Road to Perdition?

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 13:57 | 5496946 Thom_333
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This beats watching porn!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:41 | 5496098 HowdyDoody
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Truly the US is a light unto nations.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:41 | 5496099 Dazar Nummers
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It's all downhill from here...

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:10 | 5496177 McCormick No. 9
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Damn... and I thought we had descended so far already!

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 09:42 | 5496101 timeless21
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Yawn...fight already

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 10:46 | 5496103 Sudden Debt
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What morons will do for a 5 dollars discount on a price where they first added 5 dollars...

These retailers buy extra for black friday and the rule is: it might look the same product but mostly it's of a lower quality than the original product. Half of that crap doesn't even has a warranty label. You get what you pay for it minus a very large fee.

Or maybe they just go so they can stump children and

old people, you know... the weak on the ground and press their boots in their face.

 

AND LAST: IF YOU PAY FOR STUFF AT PRICES OF THE THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WHERE PURCHASING POWER IS LOW, YOU GET A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.

So go buy the cheapes TV and tell your kids that when they grow up, they'll be pulling rickshaws for a living for rich fat Chinese guys who fuck their wives for a bowl of rice!

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