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WTF Chart Of The Day: Centrally Planned Confidence Edition

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Because nothing says "spend on Black Friday" like a fractionally positive Dow Jones Industrial Average closing in the green with a last minute surge that gets its from red to just barely green... and completely unrigged.   

 

 

WTF!!!

 

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Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:20 | 5497051 Pool Shark
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Can't go into a holiday weekend with Sheeple thinking stocks can actually go down...

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:21 | 5497054 ekm1
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Y E A R     1 9 8 7 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:28 | 5497074 Beam Me Up Scotty
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I am more worried about 1984 than 1987.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:29 | 5497077 kaiserhoff
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Ah shit.  I was waiting for 3:30;(

  Day late and a dollar short as usual.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:30 | 5497083 ebworthen
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1932, and no production or homesteads with arable land, chickens, and an outhouse.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:37 | 5497096 Yen Cross
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 I've got to admit EKM, this circus is highly reminiscent of the '87 crash.

  In 2000 you had the whole tech bubble thing, and I parked most of my investments in cash during December '99.( I should have bought gold and silver, but hadn't found the likes of Z/H yet) Smart traders knew it was going to blow, and middle class America got left holding the bag.

 In '87 before the widespread availabilty of financial and geopolitical news feeds, everyone got pimp slapped. When this irrational MOMO trade crashes, we won't have any new fantastic technology to fall back on. We won't be able to print our way out of it either. 

 It's going to be hyper~stagflation.

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:09 | 5497214 Bay of Pigs
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If CB's wern't buying stocks right now hand over fist there would be no bid at all.

FUBAR.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:52 | 5497336 Yen Cross
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 I miss your bond charts BoP. The "foreign buying" segments were alway eye opening. Everyone thought it was just the Fed. sucking up inventory.

 I realize you put a lot of time into compiling those charts for us, and I for one am grateful, and also gained a better understanding of how the bond markets operate.

  Thanks for taking the time to educate us bond novices.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 17:05 | 5497491 disabledvet
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Pricing debt is no different from pricing an equity.

"That which is high stays high. That which is low stays low."

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 18:05 | 5497618 lotsoffun
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or stock buybacks.  it does appear that way.

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:23 | 5497056 jubber
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nasdaq up AH

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:24 | 5497060 Senduko
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This should be a drinking game, every time the markets make a miraculous jump take a shot.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:26 | 5497068 Pool Shark
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Results: Everbody drunk in less than 15 minutes..

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:32 | 5497285 Eyeroller
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Results: Everybody  clinically dead in less than 15 minutes..

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:24 | 5497062 coulous
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Same pattern Dax. And CAC

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:26 | 5497067 nuke ISIS now
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Intersting tid bit

Dutch recently repatriated $4bilion Gold back to the homeland from the US

http://www.dnb.nl/en/news/news-and-archive/nieuws-2014/dnb315314.jsp

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:25 | 5497070 cowdiddly
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This is exactly what I was thinking.  After a day like today, nothing speaks Fraud and Phony as loud as todays Dow 30 chart and everyone who has traded for more than 2 weeks knows it.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 17:58 | 5497609 lotsoffun
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this market WILL NOT GO DOWN because USFOCKING A is based on consumers spending money they don't have on things they don't need and the bulk of that all happens today.  and i'm sure that no matter what, today will be a record for black friday and holiday spending, which means THE CONSUMER IS BACK!!  and things are good in the united cozy warm fuzzy mommy states and everything is good and spending is going up as is 'growth'.

they will not let the markets go down.

p.s. santa claus is watching.  you better be good, you better just spend.  you better not cry, if you know it will never end.

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:26 | 5497071 Racer
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And of course they know what the outcome of the vote about gold is going to be

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:29 | 5497080 Q-Q-Q
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It's like a pressure cooker where they keep on tightening the valve.

 

Sanity won't be a slow process.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:50 | 5497146 lasvegaspersona
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'Men go crazy in crowds and come to their senses one by one'

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:32 | 5497082 q99x2
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The Dow acts like CNBC looks--fake.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:35 | 5497099 starman
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Central Banks trying to get in on black Friday deals! 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:44 | 5497120 Traderone
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That little cameo rampathon turned my loss into a tidy little profit, heh,heh,heh! By the way, those of us who 'think' the markets are too high please go ahead and short it, my longs need some more fuel. 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:51 | 5497139 jamochavez
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Get levered long man. Easy money. No reason to work. No reason to be on this site. You got it figured out

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 14:52 | 5497157 lasvegaspersona
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I'm not worried about 'the markets' what concerns me is 'The Zimbabwe Proposition'.

enjoy that wheelbarrow full of kindling....long may it burn.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:50 | 5497222 kchrisc
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That chart has got to be the funniest of the year.

Winston Smith must have had the runs and barely made it back to his "trading desk" in time.

An American, not US subject.

 

"Winston! Eat better, as you almost stole Christmas."

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 15:33 | 5497293 AdvancingTime
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Completely unrigged!  Ha, Ha, Ha

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 16:31 | 5497408 orangegeek
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if someone would shoot yellen in the face with a machine gun, this probably wouldn't happen

 

just saying

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 17:55 | 5497596 lotsoffun
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that might give her a little color, make her look like she had some blood in her.  maybe she should try some tanning booths?

ever see her infront of a mirror?

 

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 16:55 | 5497465 Youri Carma
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Bring in the Clowns! Because this is getting unreal …
Fri, 11/28/2014 - 17:14 | 5497507 Midnight Rider
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Month end.

Fri, 11/28/2014 - 23:24 | 5498284 dexter_morgan
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Magic......

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