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Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:14 | 5503050 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Shop till you DROP!!!

DEAD!!

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:16 | 5503059 philipat
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America is stuffed??

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:31 | 5503273 RaceToTheBottom
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Reality is for people whio cannot handle drugs...  Or is it stuff?

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:48 | 5503327 zerozulu
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It is more like "capitalism". make people buy stuff that they don't really need and then throw them away so they buy some more and capitalist keep getting richer.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 02:10 | 5503711 wee-weed up
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I've got a better word...  SHIT

Thanks, Obola!

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 10:53 | 5504401 BobPaulson
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George Carlin the prophet: http://youtu.be/MvgN5gCuLac

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 14:13 | 5505206 armageddon addahere
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Ours is a consumer driven economy, based on spending money we haven't got, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like.

If it ever stops the economy goes down the shitter.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 04:32 | 5503834 kelley805
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Democracy?  Have you had enough of the robocalls, negative campaign ads and rich people buying elections?

 

http://michaelekelley.com/2014/11/19/what-would-4-billion-in-election-mo...

 

Thanks

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:25 | 5503060 hedgeless_horseman
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Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:38 | 5503126 ebworthen
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Love those Veggie Tales; rented them for my kids all the time, let's hope it sank in along with Dad's guidance.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 02:09 | 5503708 wee-weed up
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Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:16 | 5503061 max2205
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I think the Bears have dropped dead tonight

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 04:30 | 5503832 kelley805
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To get your mind off of stuff look at this.

 

http://michaelekelley.com/2014/11/17/ebola-humor-if-possible/

 

Thanks

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:16 | 5503056 Coke and Hookers
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The emptier their lifes are the moar stuff they need. We are approaching peak stuff.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:18 | 5503064 philipat
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With your moniker, you might not be the right one to make such an observation??.......;-)

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:23 | 5503084 Coke and Hookers
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Peak hookers is far off in the future. Same with peak coke. I'm not worried.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 07:33 | 5503949 CHX
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Is that in price or in numbers ? As for the latter, post-crash I foresee a renewed hooker boom.  

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 00:33 | 5503548 Antifaschistische
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Peak Storage Units......holy crap, have you ever helped your buddy move out of one of those?   They're paying $150-$300 per/month to store a bunch of crap that you couldn't yard sale for $400.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:17 | 5503065 nuke ISIS now
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Supersize it

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:18 | 5503069 Bollixed
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Well, it would be a lot more productive if we MADE the stuff.

Things have gotten so out of hand I'm not even sure the president has a Made in USA label anymore.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:19 | 5503078 Doubleguns
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We make dollars. Demand is up and we are printing like hell. 

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 00:57 | 5503596 zebrasquid
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Not even sure we have an America anymore...

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:20 | 5503076 WTFUD
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USSA in a word ' CAPTURED '

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:30 | 5503107 Overleveraged_a...
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Stuff?? Stuff is stupid. I spend my money on...

1) Gas

2) Food

3) Alcohol/Drugs

4) Gambling

5) Clothes

6) Events/Activities

 

But never "stuff" like electronics, home goods, insta whatever makers. I've simply got no want for 'stuff'

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:06 | 5503197 Statetheist
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Someone get this guy a cookie!

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:22 | 5503249 Overleveraged_a...
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I had one about 2 hours ago... and it's fantastic!!! ;-)

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:07 | 5503199 Bumbu Sauce
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Concrapulations.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:43 | 5503308 Cruel Aid
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tools to make my own stuff

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:28 | 5503100 WTFUD
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All we need is stuff, stuff is all we need. John Lennon

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:33 | 5503116 ukspreads
Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:34 | 5503118 Cautiously Pess...
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 But this... this sound wasn't sad. Why... this sound sounded glad. Every Who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, was singing, without *any* presents at all! He hadn't stopped Christmas from coming, it *came*! Somehow or other... it came just the same.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

 

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:40 | 5503133 ebworthen
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Hole in the soul; the bigger the hole the more stuff you need to fill it.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:40 | 5503301 wendigo
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As the great American philosopher Marilyn Manson says, there's a hole in the soul that we fill with dope. And we're feeling fine. 

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:56 | 5503137 Bumbu Sauce
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"Stuff" where not dying by age 25 and not laboring 18 hr/day for sustenance never can arrive.  Pretty much a fail comic.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:49 | 5503151 besnook
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in stuff we trust

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:56 | 5503170 WTFUD
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Stuffed.
You know the games up when ' uncle charles ' is selling for £25 a gram

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 21:57 | 5503178 A Lunatic
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You can't spell Santa without Satan......

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:08 | 5503202 Statetheist
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Neither one exists so not sure what your point is.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:10 | 5503211 Bumbu Sauce
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Brilliant parody of the vapidness of objectivists.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:05 | 5503180 vulcanraven
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And every piece of stuff brings slightly less joy than the last piece of stuff. Same goes for sex, drugs, and whatever vice you use to distract from your spiritual void. 

It eventually catches up with you, either through physical death..... or a "living" death, where you wander like a human zombie in search of the next high. Sooner or later you run out of ways to escape and must face yourself.

I know there a few folks around here that can better articulate what I am trying to say.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 00:36 | 5503553 Boondocker
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Chasing the dragon

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:10 | 5503189 Dinero D. Profit
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Vot? Peak Stuff?!

 

In '56 I desparately needed stuff.  I needed a black motorcycle jacket, my kid brother needed roller-skates and a hockey stick, and then my mother, she needed a hoola-hoop; everybody needed Brylcreme so as to comb a ducks-ass, and everybody needed Zitz-off, and everybody needed new antenna for a  23" TV, and gold tinsel on the silver Christmas tree. Also, everybody, even myself, need a hot-rod, and a gal who would 'do it.'  I needed an eight track player, and I needed it NOW!    

About '57 they ended the air-raid drills.  

Why?  Because the godless Commies knew better than to obliterate us, for we would obliterate them!

About '58, in far, far too short supply, we needed more beatniks.  Also, we could have done with less Sinatra.

Since then the population has doubled!  Other than that, things are, more or less, about the same.

Israel, prickly star and all, was yet at it, dickering for Palestinian lands, with propaganda and a gun.

 

 

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:12 | 5503216 W.M. Worry
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I started moving household goods long distance in the early '70s , saw average shipment size for a full size house go form about 8000# to over 20,000# mostly crap they hadn't unpacked since the last move. And of course they're shocked at how much it costs to move all that crap across the country. I hauled a whole 53' climate load of art work for some dickhead Health Care CFO, his furniture filled three 53' trailers. What a Country.........

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 22:18 | 5503231 Bumbu Sauce
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How many 53' trailers is adequate for a human to move comrade?  You seem to know.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 23:02 | 5503353 bunnyswanson
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On the daily news, 3 times a day, they take 5 minute (long time when broadcasting 30 minutes of news) to touch upon what is on sale, why we should own it, and even interview people who have it (and who are very fucking happy).  They also give up dates to Dancing with the Stars, or some Reality TV show..what time it is on, where they left off on last show, and the big mystery to be solved when you watch this show the next time (tonight 8 PM EST on your favorite station 666).

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOiUrF74F14

 

Rise up.

 

Americans are the victims of social engineering - Oprah convinced them to talk about it and to leave nothing out.  Jerry Springer backed her up, along with a million other "show your dirty laundry to the world" shows.

They were not always this way.  I remember the time when they were not.  Decent human beings who went the extra mile without whining about it, who did a job for you without stealing something, who were gracious and generous. 

 

Don't blame this on the fucking Americans.  Consumerism has been jammed down the public's throat since 911 when George W. Bush, the President of the United States stood before his nation and said:  "GO SHOPPING AMERICA"

 

 

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 23:05 | 5503355 tarabel
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I wonder what the people of Montreal are all about. My guess is its the same thing as their cousins south of the border, and our cousins south of the border.

Nothing wrong with stuff. I like my stuff and wish I had more, although it may not be the same kind of stuff that other people covet.

I like fast cars with carburetors. I like fine firearms and my own reloads. I like food and gas and well water. I like beautiful women who can understand or at least tolerate who I am without needing to alter me. I like paid off real estate and a crackling fire in the grate. I like the beautiful artwork on antique coinage. I like satellite TV and high speed internet and the UPS/FedEx/USPS guys who bring all the additional stuff I order to my door. I like having an alarm clock that I have never used except once to get up early and watch for a comet. Best of all, I like being free and for all of this stuff that is the birthright of America, I am most thankful for.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 23:11 | 5503383 Savyindallas
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You epitomize all that is wrong for America-  when all this is taken away from you and your superficial undeserving fellow citizens  - as it will be in due time (likely sooner than later)--What is it about America that you will then like?  

America once stood for far much more than what you appreciate. I hope it will someday stand for something better. 

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 00:03 | 5503455 tarabel
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Sorry, Dallas, but America is not a top down ideal where el caudillo sets priorities and then everybody is supposed to labor in service of that one goal. America is about being free to pursue one's own dreams and ideals.

You don't want to pursue my dreams, that's okay by me. I feel no obligation to bend the knee to your idea of what a just and righteous society might be--although you do not mention what that entails other than some sort of monastic renunciation of "stuff". I'm sure there is a certain level of societal pressure and/or coercion involved.

For the record, I believe in God and the US Constitution. My forebears stood on Plymouth Rock and served in the Revolution, the Civil War, WWI, WWII, Korea, and Vietnam. I will not abandon the old flag or the old cause and I do my best to help my friends and neighbors in this time of trouble.

Look over the entire world. See all the troubles that there are. And recognize that people without stuff can only stand by and offer empty condolences.

 

PS-- You seem happy at the thought of me being forcibly deprived of my "stuff" as if it would teach me some sort of lesson or represent some form of cosmic justice as ordained by you personally. Can't speak for you but I never mistake myself for the finger of God.

 

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 23:48 | 5503468 bid the soldier...
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yeah, but he epitomizes it so well.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 23:57 | 5503479 tarabel
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That's okay, Bid. The blessings of liberty clearly elude you at this point in time. God willing, they may one day rain down upon your thirsty soul. Same for Dallas.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 01:07 | 5503608 bid the soldier...
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Awww.

That's sweet.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 23:14 | 5503386 Savyindallas
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Sun, 11/30/2014 - 23:07 | 5503370 reader2010
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Our folks need to buy useless stuff.

Sun, 11/30/2014 - 23:29 | 5503429 Fuku Ben
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Get Stuffed

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 00:01 | 5503487 WTFUD
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the vast majority ( well as many as the NO vote in swizzleonthisland ) of folks don't take kindly to responsibility.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 01:00 | 5503601 zebrasquid
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Shit is what we have.

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 01:41 | 5503673 Tapeworm
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How many Italian and British motorcycles does one need? I'd like to dump fourteen of them and keep the only four that mean anything to me anymore.

 How's that for stupid collectionism?

Mon, 12/01/2014 - 01:50 | 5503687 PunkSgt
Mon, 12/01/2014 - 08:20 | 5503987 smacker
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This is enough to be arrested for being a "non-violent terrorist":

  1. End the Federal Reserve
  2. Dismantle the NSA
  3. Dissolve the Government backed Banks. (Goldman, JP Morgan, Bank of America, Citibank, and Wells Fargo would be a good start.)
  4. A Government that adheres to the constitution. (This applies to both Republican & Democrats)
Mon, 12/01/2014 - 02:48 | 5503756 lakecity55
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Too many people let the ZMSM influence them.

Cut off that TV!

"Look at this Shiny NFL Trophy, viewer...you are relaxed....the trophy is sending you to sleep......

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