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MeeT VaLeRiYa DuDLeY...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 12/02/2014 13:39 -0400

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Tue, 12/02/2014 - 23:18 | 5511320 MontgomeryScott

Well, William,

She's got a PEARL NECKLACE; Ms. Dudley does. I wouldn't let those teeth anywhere near my 'membership', though. I can see the image of the blood dripping from her fangs as she spits out the manhood of an entire nation...

A little "Z.Z. Top", and their song, 'Pearl Necklace':

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 22:05 | 5511093 fireant

You vant to know what I hold?

It's probably all of your gold

I laugh like a horse

without remorse

as I hoard what you stole

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 23:03 | 5511293 MontgomeryScott

"as I hoard what you stole"

'As I hoard all the gold that I stole.'

"without remorse"

'without ANY remorse'

TENSORS, young man. Rhyme and rythym.

It's a good concept overall, though.

Do you want to know what I hold?

You don't know, but it's all of your gold.

I laugh like a horse

without any remorse;

As I hoard all your gold that I stole.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 23:24 | 5511343 fireant

Whatever whatever whatever

whatever whatever

Whatever whatever whatever

How's that?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 23:26 | 5511342 fireant

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:59 | 5510406 Fix It Again Timmy

I don't have your gold, but would you like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjLmY0SxoWM

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 22:51 | 5511237 MontgomeryScott

'I'll take "Bong and a Blintz" for $300, Alex.'

'The Jeopardy answer IS: The nation whose gold was recently stolen by a western globalist superpower after the overthrow of the duly-elected government in order to make it appear that the world's gold reserves were still in safe keeping.'

'What is, LIBYA?'

'No, I'm sorry. that is the wrong answer. "Recently" refers to a time period within the past 12 months.'

'What is, IRAQ?'

'No, the same rules apply. Here's a hint for the contestants. Try to think of a nation where their leadership wasn't "terminated with extreme prejudice" after the "democratization" police action.'

^{_{'With Its Gold "Vaporized", A Furious Ukraine Turns On Its Central Bankers.'}}

'No, I'm so sorry, contestant. Your answer MUST be in the form of a question.'

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:55 | 5510384 fibonacci's claus

i was in breast feeding mode before I saw that. eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!

love those eastern european knockers!

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:34 | 5510296 Reaper

I needed it to fix my teeth and pay my NYC Dentist.

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:26 | 5510265 69BIGDOG69

I love it! BTW, I believe that the last audit of the US citizens' gold in Fort Knox was done about sixty years ago. Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to how much gold is there now?

Also, the Federal Reserve System, our national bank, has never been audited since is started operating one hundred years ago. Ron Paul made a valiant effort to promote legislation that would have mandated an audit of the Fed, but it died a quiet death in some Congressional committee. Why would anyone object to such sensible legislation? DUH! Isn't it strange that all of the banks that the Fed regulates are required by law to be audited, but the Fed itself has never been audited? Cui bono?

Tue, 12/02/2014 - 17:57 | 5510388 Bernoulli