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Easy: become a puppet of goldman sachs
Whole Foods, metrosexual, eco-fascist agenda is the conquering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOW5eljyjms
"Burning down the house"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8D4AsLzlM0
Frolf:
Whole Foods founder John Mackey calls Obamacare what it really is; Fascism.
http://www.theguardian.com/business/us-news-blog/2013/jan/18/whole-foods...
Nice brown shirt in your picture. Seems you missed the brown shirt agenda that's conquering the country right now too. But then, why would such an astute observer like you miss such things? Just like fish don't notice the water.
Gerrymandering.
Ain't that the truth.
We got one down here (Corrine Brown). Her old district looked like a snake that swallowed a beach ball and the new one looks like it crawled out into the road and got run over.
The progs have gone to court saying the latest Florida district re-draw is rigged, asking the court to do it.
They are, of course, fucking imbeciles, the courts are the ones who drew Corrines old district ;-)
http://corrinebrown.house.gov/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=481&Itemid=6
Easier: Master the teleprompter and sell your soul.
meh...not so much a case of being "elected" these days...more a matter of being appointed by the powers that be...
Lady Liberty has been sent to the "Jerry A Tricks Center of Assisted Living", funded by the GS Foundation. It seems.
As she gets older, she will require ever more Assistance, given that her condition is terminal, per the doctors at GS.
Prepare to have your mind blown Zero Hedger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=720Kx3NdDig
Hitler was a vegetarian. Talk to any vegetarian and what do you hear? The same sort of inflexible extremist mindset that Hitler had. Yes EVERY VEGETARIAN IS OR WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME A FACIST GENOCIDAL MANIAC JUST LIKE HITLER.
Kill all the vegans now. For the sake of the CHILDREN if nothing else.
I agree. I'm posting it because it's the agenda of the eco-fascists.
They're trying to make it law for everyone to eat like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOW5eljyjms
I received a BJ from a vegetarian in the mid 1990's and it was fantastic. I drove to a Pizza Pizza and I asked her if she would like something and she responded, "I already had lunch". I will never forget that woman as long as I live.
I'm sorry what was your point.
Butters
Butters, too funny man.
Why didnt you ask if she wanted some tossed salad instead?
Nuthin like a free hot meal
How to get caught/killed in the crossfire...
Divide and conquer.
elections and counting votes, there the key.
it takes lots o' money to be the counter of votes.
why do we have to repeat this year after year?
is stupid and loss of memory some sort of base
line starting point for/of contemporary "intelligent" discussion?
hell yea, you go girl!
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Bow Wow Wow - I Want Candy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMICD3aMZpw
Step one: Figure out to be fortunate enough to appear in a peception mgmt article in Life Magazine before you get out of college.
How lucky can you get?
http://time.com/3502935/life-with-hillary-portraits-of-a-wellesley-grad-...
Groomed from day 1. Unbelievable, the machinations behind the truth. Down the rabbit hole again. I'm pretty sure at this point, the only thing I know is that everything I think I know is very likely wrong.
The red folks are going to say some stuff about illegal immigration.
The blue folks are going to say some stuff about equality.
And...nothing will change...other than their kickbacks (+$).
Just join an esoteric secret society, they have existed since ancient egypt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WItE_uBSDdw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bVa6jn4rpE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ro8bQ6Rx-Q
Thank them for modern consumerism slavery.
Thank them also for trying to enlighten to the world too.
http://www.salon.com/2014/01/05/ronald_reagan_and_the_occultist_the_amaz...
http://www.salon.com/2014/01/05/ronald_reagan_and_the_occultist_the_amaz...
Hall’s concise volume described how America was the product of a “Great Plan” for religious liberty and self-governance, launched by a hidden order of ancient philosophers and secret societies. In one chapter, Hall described a rousing speech delivered by a mysterious “unknown speaker” before the signing of the Declaration of Independence. The “strange man,” wrote Hall, invisibly entered and exited the locked doors of the statehouse in Philadelphia on July 4, 1776, delivering an oration that bolstered the wavering spirits of the delegates. “God has given America to be free!” commanded the mysterious speaker, urging the men to overcome their fears of being hanged or beheaded, and to seal destiny by signing the great document. Newly emboldened, the delegates rushed forward to add their names. They looked to thank the stranger only to discover that he had vanished from the locked room. Was this, Hall wondered, “one of the agents of the secret Order, guarding and directing the destiny of America?”
Want to become enlightened? Okay here you go.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/211421621/200-Gigs-of-Occult-Information-Books...
200 Gigs of Occult Information - Books - PdfsIs there an esoteric secret society for guys who like to spank slender brunettes while receiving fellatio?
If so...I'm in.
Yep there is, this is only one step away from that, all you gotta do is convince the girl to give you head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks_D2drIs6E
It's all good until she bites it because you spanked her too hard!
Money fixes everything, now dry your eyes, dear. That's it, put on a brave face while Daddy finishes up
There is a precursor: sell your soul.
Tell everyone to bend over for a surprise.
Then, hand out SNAP and EBT cards for the warm afterglow moment while sharing cigarettes.
Then, steal everything that is in sight, and go home to brag off hoe you fucked over everyone in the country not in the POTB club.
Coming soon to a neighborhood near you.
Oops, sorry, already happened. Deck chair on the USS World Titanic while she goes under, anyone ?
So shall it be written, so shall it be done!!
Allow dead people to vote...
Dixiecrat method,(dead voting), the precursor to
die bold scamming of the counting process
to which uncle joe Stalin referred.
lyndon was the master of that disaster,
copied by his victims. so i have heard.
surly lyndon learnt it from his idols,
all dead and forgotten like lyndon and his victims.
the sickness and disease survive and claim their
space and time. i imagine it is a psychological
domain dynamic, manifesting in the popular unconsciousness
realm, thing? wtf?
i dunno.....
Molest as many children as possible? Or is that only the UK playbook?
No, they cover that at Penn State, althought that's strictly undergrad material.
Divide & Conquer?...
How well does that work when you need to bring them together to wage the war you "want"?...
Oh yes of course?... Almost forgot!
Wouldn't it be just grand if they decided to do the next one when the "ball drops" EST on Times Square?...
Wonder who they'll blame it on this time???!!!!
TPTB are too good at fingering the right raw nerves, and the people too willing to be manipulated.
Think Of The Chillrens. Those words will get you elected every time.
Forgot Lefties vs Righties
1% versus 99% (less those morons in the 99% who cooperate with the 1%)
And sometime in the future they will ask Bath House Barry. Just how did you manage to win approval from the TPTB to get elected.? And he will answer: "I had to sodomize some folks".