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Obama Undergoes Medical Tests, CT Scan Over Sore Throat
Who says the US president is unwilling to suffer great discomfort and intolerable pain in the pursuit of his noble, "leader of the free world" duties? Not flashing red headlines informing us about the constant state of the president's frail laryngeal area, that's for sure. From Bloomberg:
- PRESIDENT OBAMA SEEKING TREATMENT FOR SORE THROAT, DOCTOR SAYS
And from Reuters:
Obama, complaining of sore throat, diagnosed with acid reflux
President Barack Obama, who had medical tests on Saturday after complaining of a sore throat, is suffering from acid reflux, the president's physician said. "The president's symptoms are consistent with soft tissue inflammation related to acid reflux and will be treated accordingly," Obama's doctor, Captain Ronny Jackson, said in a statement.
Acid reflux is a condition in which the stomach contents flow back up from the stomach into the esophagus, causing such symptoms as heartburn and sore throat.
Obama went to Walter Reed military hospital for a fiber optic exam of his throat and since swelling was detected, doctors decided to perform a CT scan as well, Jackson said.
"The CT scan was conducted this afternoon purely as a matter of convenience for the President's schedule. The CT scan was normal," Jackson added.
Jackson said he recommended Obama go to Walter Reed for the tests after the president complained of suffering from a sore throat over the past couple of weeks.
Even more on this breaking news:
President's doctor: "symptoms are consistent with soft tissue inflammation related to acid reflux and will be treated accordingly"
— Steve Brusk (@stevebruskCNN) December 6, 2014
The doctor says the president complained of sore throat for last couple weeks, CT test done today was normal.
— Steve Brusk (@stevebruskCNN) December 6, 2014
The doctor says the CT test was prudent after fiber optic exam showed the soft tissue swelling. Results were normal.
— Steve Brusk (@stevebruskCNN) December 6, 2014
In written statement, Physician to the Pres Ronny L. Jackson, MD, FAAEM, says CT scan of president's throat was normal.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 6, 2014
Dr Jackson says he consulted on the case with an ear, nose and throat specialist from Fort Belvoir Medical Center and agreed on a CT Scan.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) December 6, 2014
And while the social media has been lit ablaze with alternative "theories" that may have caused Obama's throat discomfort, please join us as we observe a minute of silence in awe of America's suffering president.
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This ought to be good. lol
Reggie Love... The gift that keeps on giving! ... Oh WAIT! I foto-op kissed those EBOLA bitchez!
Every time I get a sore throat, Obamacare gives me a CT, an MRI and a medical tricorder scan from “Bones” McCoy.
..maybe it is a touch of choom-ititus
I wonder if he has a 30% co pay for all the tests
Clameadia
Please let it become chronic dirrhea. Please.
I gagged on some folks.
< Acid reflux.
< Penile abrasion.
Reggie Love? Not this time...
That's Putin with a sly smirk walking away zipping up his pants...
"Thanks bitch."
Perhaps, Obama is starting to choke on his own lies...
Amazing the in-depth free medical treatment available under ObieDontKare
Amazing FREE ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare and the Pharma industry when he takes a pill and is magically cured.
Putin has better places to put his dick.
He definitely does if reports are accurate.
She no looky like Wookie.
Sweet Jesus, i vote him president of the world just for that!
Gymnast? With tits that big?
Did obozo die yet? Please...
a common side effect of too much nicorette
As much as it pains me, I have to wish Obama better health. Just imagine Joe Biden as President.
Ah, but Biden can be impeached!
Much more easily.
Thats "A big fuckin deal man!" ;-)
Hopefully before he appoints Billary as VP.
< Gonorrhea in the throat
< Acid reflux
@nope-1004: I gagged on some folks.
nope-1004, did you forget to use quote marks, or are you speaking about yourself?
He's dead, Jim
Dammit knuks, almost choked on my beer;)
Wait till you get Hitlery - "It's life, Jim - but not as we know it!" :-O
"Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver!" :>D
All Obamacare customers are equal, but some Obamacare customers are more equal than others.
Last night Reggie Love must have pushed a little to hard down obama's O. Exacerbated the scar tissue in his throat.
Agreed Bunker Boy, but you would think that Reggie would have applied some warm soothing cream to that sore throat.
<-- Bushmeat Ebola
<-- Ebola from eating Nina Pham's dog
THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S A COCK SUCKER........
My throat would be sore, too, if so much shit came out of my mouth
Who knew Reggie could get so deep?
FORWARD SOVIET HEAD!
Gonococchal pharyngitis? WTF does anyone need a CT scan for a sore throat? Only since the despicable liar in chief fudgepacker is exempt from obamascare.
Strategy, my Man!
SIGNIFICANT absorbed dose - so let's do a repeat "just to be certain".
Add in a Nuc. Med. investigation - "could" be thyroid - so plenty of mCi of 99Tc, and "maybe a bony problem" - gotta have an MDP SPECT (22mCi usual dose?).
Hey - maybe . . . ."IT'S CANCER!!"" - gotta have an 18FDG imaging session.
After all this (and all those absorbed mSv) "All Clear" - for a known chain smoker . . . . . . .
Sounds like Obama needs a Reggie Love high-protein tonsil wash.
Waow - you folks really like your President. Did you all vote for him? Who did vote for him? Those that did and still are open to admitting it are very rare these days. and don´t just blame Diebold. Again.
I clearly remeber a lot of folks waving signs and chanting...and I even remember the masses in Washington that were jubilant with joy at inauguration. I clearly remeber people crying - yes crying - when Obama promised his daughters that they would finally get that puppy now that they were moving into the White House. Even , or especially , white folks cried. If thay had been black I would have understood them . But it was hard to find any black folks crying. Especially in Chicago.
Maybe better to forget all this and look to 2016. Who will you cast your vote in favor of. Hillary? It´s really time to get a female President , isn´t it. Or Jeb Bush. The Bush formula - true and tested.
It´s back to you folks again.
I did not say cancer
why are you think it's cancer?
I was hoping for AIDS.
racist
OK OK OK ...
Then Ebola or Cycle Cell.
Satisfied, Goddammit, Jim?
Butchers.
They were Butchers, Jim.
That's not racist. Freddie Mercury got AIDS from sucking dick too. He's white
how about sliiping in a puddle of AIDS and dying of ass cancer???
smokes like a chimney
Choomboy has smoked several packs of cigarettes per day (along with lots of choom) for decades. It will catch up with him eventually.
They won't say what it really is until it gets debilitating.
A CT scan for a sore throat? Sorry, doesn't pass the smell test.
Long term effects of pot smoking.
Maybe he'll get Joan Riversed.
we Joan Riversed some folks...........
I'll drink to that.
Here we go…
The media is starting to report on O’Barecrack’s little illness. Could this progress gradually into a more serious issue where he has to resign (or drops dead)?
One thing’s for sure, he didn’t get a sore sperm sluice from the Michael-Douglas-pussy-eating-virus.
Angus, it's more likely that it will just prevent him from giving testimony in any upcoming hearings, you know, just like that bitch Hillary when she "bumped" her head.
Because wookies don't hav ... no I can't go on.
More likely long term effects of pole smoking.
Obviously ebola
http://rt.com/usa/196556-ebola-obama-us-protocol/
Obama: I kissed the ebola nurses
Karma's a bitch.
To many lies came out of it
Its all that bile he keeps spouting.
Imagine if he had an Obamacare plan. He'd still be waiting in the emergency room
Thank god he's not a veteran;)
Given what he talks out of mostly, I am surprised he didn't see the proctologist...
die mother fucker. Die a slow and painful death.
Memo to Secret Service: No threat here. I am 3,000 miles away and mean no harm to the beloved Mr King Prez. Just expressing an opinon of ISIS leaders not the King.
I hope that he doesn't die, as then that will leave us with just vice president Netanyahu as president, and Nuland as his vice president.
An American, not US subject.
Close.
The members of the I telligence services remain unchanged.
I also hope and pray that Obama does not die. Better for him to leave office living in disgrace, as the worst president in history, than to turn him into a pseudo martyr. It is too easy to create a phony mystique, a story that if he somehow survived, he might have realized his greatness. No, he needs to leave in utter failure, removing any doubts about his gross incompetence.
May God richly bless all those who serve in the Secret Service, and may their Winter Holidays be filled with cheer and Colombian prostitutes.
(this is not intended to disrespect Colombian ladies in the sex industry)
Reggie better get checked as well.
An American, not US subject.
Once again, Covering the important issues of the day! Useless info from the White House Press corp...
Once again, Covering the important issues of the day! Useless info from the White House Press corp...
I have the same thing. It's from sticking 4mg nicorette gum up your bum. Had it analyzed on Q99X2. The Chinese girls at UCLA don't like the way I chew it.
We Jamie Dimon'd some folks.
Kharma for the death of the kings father:
Final years and deathAccording to Barack II's memoir, Obama's continuing conflict with Kenyan President Jomo Kenyatta destroyed his career.[67] He came under suspicion after Tom Mboya was assassinated in 1969, as Obama had been a protege of his. Kenyatta fired Obama; the economist was blacklisted in Kenya and found it impossible to get work. By the time Obama visited his son in Hawaii in 1971, he had a bad leg from the 1970 accident.[68]
Obama later lost both legs in a second serious automobile accident, and subsequently lost his job. His life deteriorated as he struggled with poverty and drinking. He never recovered his former standing during his last decade. His friend Philip Ochieng, a journalist of the Kenya newspaper, Daily Nation, has described Obama's difficult personality and drinking problems.[28] In 1982, Obama had a relationship with Jael Otinyo and with her fathered his last son, named George Obama. Six months after George's birth, Obama died in a car crash in Nairobi. He was interred in his native village of Nyang'oma Kogelo, Siaya District.[28] His funeral was attended by ministers Robert Ouko, Peter Oloo-Aringo, and other prominent political figures.[3]
World's worst driver?
I thought Hemingway was accident prone.
He lost his legs....and never recovered his former standing....
{snicker [bad girl, stop] snicker, guffaw, heheheh [stop it], BAWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!}
I guess he tried to sue but did not have a leg to stand on!
Oh, you're on top of it toady, my dear.
Kudos
CT scan for a sore throat. Everything that is wrong with medical care in the US.
Patients are just profit centers.
Chocking on his own bullshit.
Just as toxic.
The moron smokes like a chimney. He is such an addict that he has to chew nicorette(sp?) gum when he can't smoke. In this day and age with everthing that we know about tobaccco how on earth can someone as "intelligent" as this idiot smoke like a chimney.
My dad died of lung cancer. He at least had an excuse. He got addicted in the 1940's when those fucking coffin spikes were being sold as healthy and cool. Barry has no such excuse.
Barry feels rebellious when he smokes.
He just sucks a whole lot and needs an outlet for it.
I smoke despite the health risks. It's the only drug I can consume these days.
Sorry about your dad.
Michael Douglas knows what this is from !!
Michael Douglas was into women though
Choombongo was eating Reggie's man-pussy?
If this were you or me getting a CT scan for a sore throat, the insurer would be all over this accusing our doctor of milking the system with a non necessary CT Scan, but he's the President and has of course a different heatlhcare rule book.
You may or may not think about it but the health insurance business plays the stock buy back game and has for years..you help finance this with your premiums of course.
http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2014/12/insurance-carrier-stock-buy-backs.html
Lot of radiation for a sore throat, what a dumb ass.
That's what you get for being a dirty cocksucker.
Hands up, don't swallow.
He was warned not to question Netanyahu.....
Winner^^^^^^^^^^
So let me get this straight. When a doctor wants to order a test, Obamacare and the medical fascists deem it unnecessary and wasteful due to their 'miss the forest from the trees' look at costs and only costs (of course not the inputs into those costs...and the surrounding circumstances that drive them) as justification for denial, yet when the president gets sick, it's any and everything at his disposal.
We should ask Gruber what the QALY (Quality adjusted life years..a fascist Obamacare nonsensical metric) is for a president who seeks to launch war at every turn, including nuclear war with Russia and China.
What a fucking hypocrite. Too bad Obama couldn't be held to his care with the same standard of his Obamacare.
Glass-Steagall.
Acid reflux?
I guess the stress of being outplayed by Putin is starting to get to him.
He does not even know he has been outplayed.
Why stop at a CT? Fly him out to Livermore and put him in the National Ignition Facility.
https://lasers.llnl.gov/
Maybe he'll turn into the Hulk or something.
Or ask NASA for some of that Moslem outreach, give him some nice camel soup to sooth the soreness.
Sucking too much George Soros and Netanyahu "dick"!...
Being a shitty human being causes throat problems. Didn't Jamie Dimon have throat problems?
"Didn't Jamie Dimon have throat problems?"
Cocksuckers of a feather,
should hang together!
Sad such a completely useless post is on ZH
Sad, such a completely humorless individual posting on ZH.
It's Saturday night (in the West) and you're home banging the puter keys instead of some hot chickie in the car outside a bar. Lighten up and at least have some fun insulting the 1st Gay Prez and his sore throat.
We're thinking of you Barry O! Face down in an acid bath.
Let's see, the Obamacare polonium level policy copay for that procedure is about $1,000 against a $2,000 cost, apply it to his $5,000 deductible, $10,000 family/out of pocket limit, cash at time of service, Barry.
Meanwhile just sit here in the waiting room (or wait here in the sitting room) with our fine selection of magazines from the 1980s, and all the Medicaid patients in DC coughing, gagging, and bleeding, we'll call your number when we're ready, in, let's see, current estimate is two and a half hours.
Exactly what I was thinking....KGB special at starbucks. polonium tea.
Deep Throat, Part Two: The Democrats.
As Dear Old Dad liked to say,
if there is any justice in the world...
Somehow, this just feels right;)
-- The nation's leading Ear Nose and Throat physicians have been warning President Obama for years about the hazards of choking down Military-Industrial-Bankster Cock. The official story will be acid reflux, but those physicians know better.
Michelle/Micheal chokehold aftermath
...honey....I....can't......breathe......
Let's hope he has the same thyroid cancer that is silently sweeping the fukashimed west coast.
It's probably just some of Reggie's pubes that got stuck down deep in Barry's throat. But no matter what, it's still Putin's fault, so more sanctions on Russia are obviously necessary.
"You can't take them this big anymore, sir, I suggest you switch to Asians."
re Obongo's sore throat
Hillary really should be required to register that pneumatic strapon as a lethal weapon.
Yeah, she was using it from the rear...
Too many cigarettes a day. Lights up everytime Netanyahoo calls, and that a lot of calls and steady smoking.
Bidenitis??
Maybe its Joe who has an infection and shared it with his bitch??
regards
He's getting thinner by the day. AIDS?
this diagnosis does not need a CT scan, looking at the oropharynx should suffice.
such an unnecessary exposure to high doses of radiation; roughly equivalent to 150 chest X-rays
It's a start.
"roughly equivalent to 150 chest X-rays"
Maybe the machine malfunctioned?
Nah, we wouldn't be that lucky!
Wonder if they did an AIDs test? Obunga is clearly having symptoms of major mental illness... acid reflux is just a small example of this narcissistic lunatic's issues...
It's not anything that a bullet won't cure.
A CT scan for a sore throat? It's good to be da King!
Finally some good news to help me sleep at night.
Too bad it's not the same doctor who performed throat surgery on Joan rivers?
That would break my fucking heart!
Here she is:
http://dailyentertainmentnews.com/wpgo/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gwen-k...
You're scaring me!
I googled her a bit. I don't want to say I feel sorry for her. I do want to say it makes me sad on her behalf though. She is in a fucked up culture, and it, in turn, is clearly fucking her up. Too much work trying to stay young that ain't working.
And I don't want that thing scoping me up or down.
re Obongo sore throat.
Never realised a gerbil could travel that distance - from one orifice to the other - without suffocating.
Probably tryin' to scratch its way out.
That's what heppens when you get "extreme gas ignition" behind the gerbil!!
(Shoots it "up the tube" rather than "out of the tube" - if you get the message!!)
acid reflux my ass
Obama said to the doctor, " I hope you're a Marxist progressive Muslim."
Btw I think the media misunderstood the doctors. Obama has a sore hole and his ass is relfuxing.
Does alcoholic native have a picture of obama being throat fucked like he has of his mom?
I hear that that something warm and salty can be very soothing comrade Mr. President
No, One Eyed Jack, don't do it...
But I gotta Ms....
All this for a damn sore throat? And my health insurance was cancelled.
We're ALL Equal
(but some are "more equal" than others . . . .)
Too much Bankster Throat Yoghurt.
Too much Bankster Throat Yoghurt.
That's nasty
Obama should lay-off Smoking Reggie Love's Corn Dog...
A CT scan for a sore throat??
The doctor must not like Obama at all.
There's nothing quite like 100 x-rays to the throat/thyroid area. I wonder if the doc left Obama in there a little longer than usual "just to be sure."" wink wink.
Probably extreme uvula bruising caused by repetitive blunt force trauma from the urinary meatus
After telling so many lies, Obama's body is rejecting all of his crap....
Throat cancer from smoking?
Case of herpes caused by too many blow jobs?
Fried chicken bone stuck in his throat?
Michelle putting rat poison in his 'possum stew again?
All of the above?
Who cares?
Raycis reflux, paging Dr. Sharpton, please respond to the nearest black courtesy phone.
Please let it be Obola!
He's faking it to get out of his appearance on the Colbert Report.