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Alleged Chemical Attack Sends 'Furries' Flying In Chicago

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In a particularly vicious alleged chemical attack, thousands of MidWest FurFest "Furries" - the term for people who dress up in expensive animal costumes and role-play (sometimes sexually) as anthropomorphic critters - were evacuated when chlorine gas was released in the Chicago Hyatt hotel in which they were nesting. As AP reports, authorities are investigating the release of a gas that sent 19 "people dressed like dogs and foxes," as a criminal matter - as someone apparently intentionally left chlorine powder in a ninth-floor hotel stairway, causing the gas to spread. Does give one paws for thought though, eh?

 


Authorities are investigating the release of a gas that sickened several hotel guests and forced thousands of people - many dressed as cartoon animals - to evacuate the building.

Vice reports,

The Midwest FurFest drew 4,600 attendees this year, which means a lot of people stood to be poisoned if the apparent attack were successful. Luckily, the leak was obvious due to the chemical's pungent odor, and attendees were evacuated from the Chicago-area Hyatt about 30 minutes after the leak was detected shortly after midnight. Chlorine exposure can cause symptoms ranging from blurry vision to a condition called acute lung injury, and in up to 1 percent of exposure cases, people die.

 

A ?hazmat team found the source of the gas in a hotel stairwell—a pile of powdered chlorine—and the incident sent 19 people, who were complaining of dizziness and other medical issues, to the hospital. (A police investigation into who put the chlorine there is ongoing.)

 

By 4:21 AM, the Rosemont Police Department gave the all-clear and allowed the furries to continue their party. " As we wake up today we want to continue to provide the best possible convention that we can, despite the trying circumstances," FurFest organizers said in a ?statement. "We ask you to continue to be patient, and remember that the volunteers who make Midwest FurFest happen intend to give 110 percent to make sure that the fun, friendship, and good times of Midwest FurFest 2014 overshadow last night's unfortunate incident."

But as AP adds, the furries do not seem worried that this is the starte of trend...

Kit McCreedy, a 28-year-old from Madison, Wisconsin, said he didn't think the incident would further disrupt Midwest FurFest, which was in its final day.

 

"I think we'll recover from this," said McCreedy, his fox tail swinging behind him as he headed back inside. "People are tired but they're still full of energy."

 

Others said they didn't know why anyone would try to upset the convention that includes dance contests and panel discussions on making the costumes. Some pointed out that the brightly colored outfits are made from fake fur and foam.

 

"Nobody uses real fur," said Frederic Cesbron, a 35-year-old forklift operator who flew to Chicago from his home in France. He attended the convention dressed in a fox outfit that he said is worth about $3,000.

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Some folks are furrying...

 

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Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:01 | 5530355 hedgeless_horseman
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...the term for people who dress up in expensive animal costumes and role-play (sometimes sexually) as anthropomorphic critters

Wow.


Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:02 | 5530362 kaiserhoff
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You see?

I toldja insanity was contagious.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:06 | 5530376 hedgeless_horseman
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Ok.  So we know some of the obvious ones...

What is Rahm dressed as?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:07 | 5530379 Stackers
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I bet they were FURious ?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:12 | 5530399 Janice
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Wrong. Kerry is a jackass, not a mare.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:19 | 5530420 Buckaroo Banzai
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What's left of our culture seems to be degenerating at an alarming pace.

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:23 | 5530423 hedgeless_horseman
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What's left of our culture seems to be degenerating at an alarming pace.

I am not so sure. This may just be another creative way for really ugly people to get laid.

Where is Hapte when we need his expertise?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:30 | 5530470 kaiserhoff
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The TSA thugs must love this sheeeit;)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:34 | 5530485 Manthong
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OK, so there’s gotta be a fur porn site out there somewhere.

Maybe a pelt-porn tube?

Fuzz fetish?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:39 | 5530504 nmewn
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Keep scrolling...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:32 | 5530629 0b1knob
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Gay (? I think) furrie sex.  Caution, there is no way to unsee these images.

http://xhamster.com/movies/3353063/furry_panda_and_lion_having_fun.html

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:43 | 5530663 nmewn
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I've had all I can stand, I'm gonna have a smoke ;-)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:46 | 5530674 Pool Shark
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A little chlorine in the shallow end of the gene-pool?

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:10 | 5530736 johngaltfla
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One picture is worth a thousand words.

In this case, uh, no.

The only question though is Sylvester or Tweetie the top in that relationship?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:39 | 5530823 Clever Name
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If I have learned anything from this site, its to not click on any suspect links.

Thank you for the warning...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:52 | 5530694 Paveway IV
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Chlorine gas release from powder? Yeah, some drunk furry found a 'free' five-gallon bucket of pool chlorine the hotel forgot to lock up. Probably needed a mega-ice bucket for - well, whatever furries do with ice. <yawn...>

But 4,500 furries? At a frickin' FurFest convention in downtown Chicago? Now that IS fascinating.

The blue rabbit looks vaguely familiar - something about 4-way actually being four individual hits of acid, hence the name. Who would have thunk?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:56 | 5530548 Hulk
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Had no idea this kinda thing was going on in the Midwest. No wonder my investment in foxtail butt plug manufacturing has doubled !!!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:29 | 5530621 PT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK92NYwBMts

 

How come no-one has posted this link yet??????

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:06 | 5530383 cro_maat
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Does this tie in with low oil prices or the derivatives bomb?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:27 | 5530448 Stoploss
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They're all there to take it in the ass anyway.

Shouldn't matter.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:01 | 5530358 Skateboarder
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Alright, who farted?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:03 | 5530368 kaiserhoff
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Well it wasn't Princess Kate, because I have it on good authority that royal poop doesn't stink.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:08 | 5530387 Skateboarder
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Divine Shite? ;-)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:14 | 5530404 kaiserhoff
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It's OK.  It's just a social thang,

   kinda like the clap.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:49 | 5530685 lotsoffun
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kaiserhoff - here is a story.

years ago - i had a little friend in london, working class girl from birmingham.  3 sisters.  one day, they asked their 'mum' - mommie - does the queen take poops?  the mom answered 'yes girls, she does, but they are only very small ones'  i told another brit friend and he added 'and her a-hole is mink lined'.

has to be true.

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:15 | 5530745 Sokhmate
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So pooberries?

Dates do that to shit.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:06 | 5530373 papaswamp
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They can hot box right in the animal suit.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hotbox&defid=1947751

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:19 | 5530416 Skateboarder
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You know everyone is on something or the other in The High Council of Furries.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:56 | 5531075 Overfed
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Always call that one a Dutch Oven.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:04 | 5530367 papaswamp
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W.....T.....F!?!!!!!!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:10 | 5530390 BandGap
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Right, WTF is chlorine powder?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:29 | 5530459 nmewn
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One of them must have hiked their leg and pissed on it. First guns, then pressure cookers, now I'll have to get my pool chemicals on the black market.

Fucking terrists ;-)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:02 | 5530562 Urban Roman
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Ca(OCl)2

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:26 | 5530613 NoDebt
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My wife uses those little chlorine tabs you put in the top tank of the toilet.  I hate them, personally, but one time she got REALLY inventive.  Decided to use a couple HTH tabs like you would use to chlorinate a pool.  Needless to say, that stuff is 1000X more potent when it's only got 2 gallons of water to dissolve in.

I could smell it in the bathroom first thing in the morning.  After the first flush the air become saturated with the smell to the point I turned on the bathroom fan and left the room for a while.

Deciding that something was way WAY off, I went back in to remove the tabs from the top tank.  What I wasn't expecting was the air above the water in the top tank had become super-chlorinated.  It hit me like WWI Mustard Gas as soon as I lifted the lid off.  I was choking, my eyes were watering and I felt lucky to make it out of the bathroom before I suffered very real harm.  

Everything smelled like the negative image of chlorine for 3 days after.  If you want to know what THAT smells like, think "burnt dog hair".

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:17 | 5530415 MsCreant
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Why The Furrie?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:29 | 5530454 kaiserhoff
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HH must be right.

Covering up $3,000 worth of ugly.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:43 | 5530515 ebworthen
Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:04 | 5530372 Freddie
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Dizziness from pool shock?   Probably the outfit.  Do yard work, then shock the pool with sweat on your shins and the duts gets on your legs.  The ehmical reaction from the sodium in your sweat will have you jump in the pool real fast.

Been there done that. 

A friend was at a convention or something in Pittsburgh and a Furry Fest was going on.  These people have sex with each other.  It "ain't" just about dressing on in silly costumes. 

The pissed off pool man knows they are pervs.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:13 | 5530397 BandGap
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Sodium? No, what burns is that you are being oxidized.

Some folks got oxidized,.

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:52 | 5530542 Urban Roman
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We chlorinated some folks.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:04 | 5530375 RickTome
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#PawsUpDontGas

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:07 | 5530385 papaswamp
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Top comment of the day!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:30 | 5530471 nmewn
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LMAO!

Ya know, that takes balls around here ;-)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:44 | 5530522 wallstreetapost...
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This just made my day!  Great post!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:59 | 5530554 Hulk
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#foxtailbuttplugisincan'tgas...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:07 | 5530377 gimli
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Chlorine gas is obviously one of their pet peeves.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:07 | 5530380 valley chick
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Is this a part time job?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:20 | 5530598 kaiserhoff
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Nah.

There are always people with more money than brains.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:06 | 5530382 Luck Dragon
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I AM FALKOR!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:07 | 5530384 Rainman
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It's them damn PETA nazis again !

          People Eating Tasty Animals

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:08 | 5530386 Pairadimes
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Apparently, someone took the phrase "chlorinate the gene pool" literally.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:11 | 5530394 salvadordaly
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These are grown ass people! Incredible! I just do not have the words I'm looking for.

And god damn it Tyler get rid of the freaking streaming video ads, the fucking pop ups are enough alone!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:17 | 5530409 boxalarm
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adblocker is your friend

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:20 | 5530773 Sokhmate
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Adblocker, for the Umpteenthilion time, adblocker, folks

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:32 | 5530480 TeamDepends
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Are you as tired of the vagina bagel as we are?

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 02:25 | 5531550 hobopants
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I thought I was the only one...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:12 | 5530398 PacOps
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I confess that I must have led a very sheltered life. Furries?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:26 | 5530449 MsCreant
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And I confess I know about this: Warning very graphic images

http://tinyurl.com/pd5fg7l

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:29 | 5530466 PacOps
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The things we learn on Zero Hedge.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:59 | 5530714 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Rumor on the bunny trail is that the Bronies were behind the attack.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Brony

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:33 | 5530483 nmewn
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Ms.C!!!

You vixen you ;-)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:46 | 5530516 kaiserhoff
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There's a cool bar over in the Solomon's named for you, Ms.

It's called "Naughty Gulls".

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:01 | 5530559 Hulk
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No wonder the Japs have given up on sex...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:10 | 5530734 knukles
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Oh my....
That's uh....   eh   er

ummmmmm

Look.... that one was an entirely new one on me and I'm not sure I'll be going back.
I had no clue whatsoever....
I am oft amazed at how every once in a while somebody finds something that is .... 

.... Oh, golly gosh......  

But those are real people in Chicago. 
Is that what they really go there for? 
Is that an entirely new fetish?  
Did it start in Japan, per chance?

Oh boy...  Can you imagine what those costumes smell like after hours of sweat and....

Think I'll catch an old movie in TCM or something.
That's disturbing.

Hope all's well, Ms C

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:15 | 5530744 Hulk
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I already clicked on that link 3 times. Hope the wife doesn't catch me, I have no idea on how to splain my way out of that...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:41 | 5530829 PacOps
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There is a cartoon on that page dated 1989. 

Now mirrors on the ceiling and a little B&D - okay ... but since 1989? What else is out there. Wow.

Very creative.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:50 | 5530862 MsCreant
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Real people have cultural products, that is what I was showing you, a glimpse into their world. The cartoons are an "aspect" or "facet" that reflects some of what is in their heads. I know a few folk who are into this. I cannot say I connect, I don't. I can understand a lot, typically. I do see it as harmless, just odd. 

I don't talk much about myself beyond saying I am a professor. I know about some dark stuff because of what I do for a living. This is kinda airy and light weight compared to where I have to be able to put my head to do what I do. 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:35 | 5530995 Hulk
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Thanks for the education Professor !!!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:36 | 5530813 Baldrick
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wow! some of those look like pokemon! and that explains Japan's problem.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:17 | 5530931 lakecity55
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Use a stronger warning.

That was too weird.

We have become Fellini's Satyricon.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:17 | 5531157 BrokusDickusMaximus
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Holy Shit! I just ruined a very expensive piece of radio equipment with coffee. Fuck me running. No more clicking with liquids in my mouth. Fuck me.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:29 | 5530460 XitSam
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Bet you haven't heard about filk, either. 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:32 | 5530477 Skateboarder
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Haven't heard of either, and don't want to know. :-)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:17 | 5530408 Consuelo
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The Shining...?

 

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:17 | 5530410 One of We
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A 35 year old forklift operator flies in from France to spend a weekend in his $3000 footie pajamas with a bunch of other weirdo's?  I guess I was a little hasty when I decided the human race had reached the bottom.....

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:29 | 5530464 kchrisc
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"I guess I was a little hasty when I decided the human race had reached the bottom....."

Maybe in the weird, but not in the depraved.

This be near the bottom: http://static.prisonplanet.com/p/images/january2014/140114thomas.jpg

An American, not US subject.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:08 | 5531122 Overfed
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Looks like some cops got ahold of him.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:17 | 5530413 capltd
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Apparently it's not a terrorist attack when the victims are considered fools.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:17 | 5530414 gimli
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I heard that some of the pigs were NSA, and other farm animals, (alleged bankers) were carrying nail guns.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:17 | 5530418 22winmag
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Yet another sure sign these are the final days of the empire...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:29 | 5530461 Grouchy Marx
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Evolution in reverse. 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:18 | 5530421 trader1
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is this some kind of lifestyle or just a hobby?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:22 | 5530429 Frank N. Beans
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I'll thumper!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:22 | 5530433 ArgentDawn
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Powdered chlorine? As in bleach or pool treatment? Is the powder that volatile? I have powdered bleach for laundry, never had to evacuate

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:32 | 5530478 buzzsaw99
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yeah, chlorine alone doesn't do much

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:33 | 5530591 Urban Roman
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The pool treatment powder is a tad stronger than laundry bleach. Not as bad as a cyinder of the green gas, but it does emit the characteristic aroma of chlorine when it gets wet, or even in humid air.

Bottom line, there was probably enough chlorine to smell bad, but not enough to really endanger the furries.

[edit]
It's worth noting that if you pee on it or add any of a number of household chemicals, you can get quite a bit of chlorine out of it. It can even start a fire with some things.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:42 | 5530655 Hulk
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It was all going pretty well untill Hotel management decided to turn the hose on the furries to get them out of the hotel...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:24 | 5530438 highly debtful
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"I think we'll recover from this," said McCreedy, his fox tail swinging behind him as he headed back inside.

That was some nice tongue-in-cheek reporting. 


Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:30 | 5530439 kchrisc
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Now DHS is going to send gun and badge thug SWAT teams to raid homes suspected of being in possession of chlorine powders or bleach and ammonia.

An American, not US subject.

 

"We had to shoot him 90 seconds after arriving, as he reached for a powder in his waistband."

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:40 | 5530507 e_goldstein
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If they don't, then how are we going to save the furry... children 

or something

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:24 | 5530440 NoWayJose
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If we don't have cams covering our stairwells, then it is just an invitation for ISIS! We need a StairWay Czar to fix this!!!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:25 | 5530441 ArgentDawn
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Hahaha stairwayczar, I just about lost it

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:30 | 5530463 hedgeless_horseman
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They hate us for our fetishes.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:43 | 5530513 e_goldstein
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After seeing MsC's link above, so do I.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:32 | 5530479 kchrisc
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A stairwell czar? Will they need to go to Ashkenazi to get one, like they did for the Ebola czar?

An American, not US subject.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:28 | 5530451 agent default
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Someone EXPLAIN THIS FAGGOTRY.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:33 | 5530487 Skateboarder
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Japan.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:42 | 5530517 Angus McHugepenis
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I had to revise my view about what it means to "shave your beaver".

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:07 | 5530578 ronron
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pathetic rich queers.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 12:14 | 5532714 Matt
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Disney.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:30 | 5530465 MeelionDollerBogus
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so no one dressed up as a shark, to be jumped over?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:30 | 5530474 jonjon831983
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This is an all time low.  How dare they attack Furries.

 

Maybe someone had a roadkill necrophiliac fetish.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:31 | 5530476 wendigo
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I used to know a furry. It is indeed a lifestyle. One of the highlights is to have massive orgies while dressed in your fur suit. On the whole I can't claim to condone such behavior, although I'm certainly not going to get involved enough to stop it.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:36 | 5530498 nmewn
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The cleaning bill alone would lead me to bankruptcy.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:04 | 5530568 Hulk
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Sounds like a sweat soaked affair...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:14 | 5530742 knukles
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Dude.... that's seriously fucked up.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:17 | 5530758 Hulk
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Brings new meaning to the term "the drippins", don't it Knuks ???

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:12 | 5530914 lakecity55
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How can they do that with those suits on? Do they have special hatches for your special parts?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:04 | 5531102 Urban Roman
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You obviously haven't been clicking the links.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:34 | 5530491 Oldballplayer
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Chlorine? I thought you used fire and black men beating on drums to flush out your prey.

Meh. Whatever works.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:39 | 5530503 XitSam
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"Furries vs. ISIS II, This Time It's Personal"

"Furrienado"

"Lethal Furrie"

"Dawn of the Planet of the Furries"

"Mad Max: Furrie Road" (2015)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:32 | 5530808 Sokhmate
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Furrienication of the Nerds

Fast & Furrieous

Furrie Does Dallas

Days Furries Our Lives

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:12 | 5531137 Urban Roman
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Attack of the furry tomatoes.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:48 | 5530529 Lumberjack
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Who pissed on it? Seriously.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:56 | 5530550 Stumpy4516
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If they are adults, and for any who include sex into the harmless fantasy if they avoid simulating it in public, what is the harm?  We have comic-con, star trek conventions, superman type conventions, I've had to wait while the gay parade passes the intersection - floats with assless chaps, whips and more and simulated sex slowly rolling by in public.  And it they do have orgy's, fine for them, as long as they are adults and not in public.

But please no beastiality, animals don't consent.

What bothers me more are the highly sexual videos and presentations trying to make kids become sexual.  Milley Cyrus and even Taylor Swift like to do videos using fantasy creatures and people dressed as furries while performing a very sexual dance routine.  Add in the occult images, symbols, hand gesters and poses that they show as being "cool, or what ever the term is" and that is more of a concern.  Why is it so cool to pretend to be a member of the occult and depraved?  Don't think it includes Taylor Swift? Just like the other's, especially the Disney kids, they have begun the transformation from miss white dressed pure fun girl to dark sexual with occult hand jesters.  Bet Swift is presented as bisexual or gay soon as well.  

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:09 | 5530907 lakecity55
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Chapelle can tell you how evil some of the hollywood shit is, so can professor griff.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:00 | 5530561 Wahooo
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Obama has sex with a Wookie, why can't others?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:57 | 5530708 willwork4food
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That's not sex. That's rutting.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:10 | 5530563 Gort
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Imagine being a road warrior in Chicago on "regular" business; wiped out after a day of making sales calls, looking forward to a stiff drink, and having to look across the hotel bar at these freaks. Then sharing the elevator up to your floor with a pack of these losers, with their tails stopping the door from fully closing until they cram in so tight you get to smell their rarely-laundered costumes. 

Can't really blame someone from trying to scatter these varmints with some chemicals.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:05 | 5530571 earnulf
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Funny that some folks are worried that people dressing in funny costumes for a weekend of getting together with like minded people is somehow a sign of the end times.    As Venkman would say "Dogs and Cats, Living together, MASS HYSTERIA!"

Frankly civilization hit bottom when someone got high in the desert and dreamed up a religion that depended on them killing everyone who disagreed with them.   

These folks are just taking Halloween to a new level.    Did anyone catch the BDSM convention down the street?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:30 | 5530625 Tsar Pointless
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I'd rather be surrounded by a group of Furries than a group of Central bankers. 

Chemical attacks on Furries but meetings at Jackson Hole go on without a hitch.

Shame. 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:39 | 5530650 quasimodo
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Who in the hell pays 3 large for an outfit? 

nevermind, why even ask

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:44 | 5530670 czarangelus
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HOW DARE PEOPLE HAVE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT HOBBIES OR INTERESTS THAN I DO

 

/not a furry

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:51 | 5530692 arby63
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I sense that a Furry security law will be brought to the House floor soon.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:18 | 5531159 Urban Roman
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State legislatures will be evaluating furry marriage laws.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:52 | 5530701 SlippedChain
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I bought one of those. They suck. Put it in and I was chased by hounds and guys on horses all day.

Seriously though, leave these folks alone. It's hard for ugly people to get laid or find love. I'm just assuming this as I am incredibly handsome. Besides, I consider myself an honorary Furry as I have not shaved my junk in six months. It's an angry mess down there.

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:15 | 5530756 Rusty Diggins
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Somehow i bet a roadrunner was involved in this assasination plot.  Phft phft, beep, beep.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:20 | 5530781 mototard
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There was a CSI Las Vegas episode on this very scenario a few years ago.  An attack at a furry convention.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 21:29 | 5530804 Best Satan in Town
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Yiff in hell furfags.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:25 | 5530956 swmnguy
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We gassed some Furry folks.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 00:13 | 5531313 Tall Tom
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Who needs a gun?

 

Are they going to get fingerprints from powder?

 

What are the chances of getting caught?

 

BTW...Did not travel to Chicago today...

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 00:52 | 5531392 fishwharf
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Sick puppies.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 10:36 | 5532241 Farmer Joe in B...
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I'm surprised McGruff, the crime dog, wasn't on hand to help out...

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