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After economies break

Our system's like oil of snake

The con can still grow

If people don't know

The product they're selling is fake

The Limerick King

 

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Tue, 12/09/2014 - 07:59 | 5531768 KashNCarry
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Grumpy cat says: http://bit.ly/1wuNifJ

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 07:58 | 5531767 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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Endeavor to persevere..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 02:55 | 5531591 joego1
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I'm honored Baaahhhhhh!

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 01:41 | 5531479 Manipuflation
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My Toshiba Vista2 laptop comp finally went black on this very link just a few hours ago.  I tried my best to fuck around with it and make it work but is simply is just dead.  No bios screen at all no matter what.  It is a sad day for me but now I have to run this monster of a new comp that I bought some time back and strippped of most of it's WIN8 bullshit.  It is like I am staring a wide flatscreen TV.   My old keyboard was shot anyway and when I bought this one I bought a Wave keyboard to go with it.  This is a really nice system but it is just that there are not a lot of peripheral drivers installed.  Five years out of a Vista laptop is not bad.  I'm not giving up on it perse but it was pretty worn out.  All of the vowel keys were fucked from a great deal of typing.  I will throw some old RAM on the fire in remembrance of it's service.   

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 00:29 | 5531340 ShakaZulu
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It feels like you crossed some sort of line with that Time cover, Banz.  Too late to turn back now.  We're on the dark side of the moon.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 00:16 | 5531319 robnume
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Glad to see nmewn watches South Park, too. That's my favorite episode.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:37 | 5531000 the grateful un...
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its clear Obama has blown smoke up the black mans ass, and if those of you who are not black choose not to believe the crap he tells them, i guess that makes you racist

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:50 | 5531043 dexter_morgan
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blown, black man, ass - that sounds like the 'mens country' member we've all come to know and love........

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:23 | 5530954 blindman
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this here is it, 100% (functionality)
or nothing.
think of any system that works and you find
100% functionality in every discernible aspect
or characteristic, there is nothing else that
endures to work.
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ginger baker - drum lesson master Pt. 1.mov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXxvvWCnQgw
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Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:00 | 5530881 MontgomeryScott
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WB,

That's BAAAAD!

(Where can I get some of those cool triangle shades? Does Barry have some on the choom wagon; or are they the hottest new thing at Walmart this Festivus season?)

Obama gava an impassioned speech about the continued mockery of His 'Cannigulation' (may peace be upon Him):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqj8E7412AM

I like sheep. When I lived in Australia, a popular breakfast was fried sheep brains and buttered toast (I had to pour ketchup all over them to eat them, though, because they're actually kind of gross, when you think about it. Beats the hell out of Vegemite or Marmite sandwiches, though).

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:26 | 5530610 nmewn
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Here we go...

“Snowden,” she tweeted, “will you marry me?!”

Nyet! ;-)

http://nypost.com/2014/12/07/sexy-russian-spy-tried-to-seduce-snowden/

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:10 | 5530904 MontgomeryScott
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"The real-life Bond girl made headlines in 2010 when she was revealed to be part of a sleeper cell of Russian agents in the US and her sexy personal snapshots went viral."

The New York Post is about six months late on this... I read this planted story back in June.

Still waiting for those 'viral personal sexy snapshots', though. are they on 'AnastasiaDate'?

It wouldn't matter much, because Obola isn't into girls all that much. CAT scan for a 'sore throat', huh?

Trying to work the Snowden thing into the pics by WB, and am still not seeing the link.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 23:15 | 5531148 nmewn
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Not seeing the link?

Snowden is my selection for Man of the Century (not year) in my opinion. Without him all the tin foil hat wearers would still be, well...still wearing tin foil hats instead of top hats & derby's.

And "Natasha" (lol) gave testimony in a Russian court, confirming her status, what she was/is.

I think its conclusive, unless you're saying Russia doesn't have spies, just like every other nation ;-)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:31 | 5530626 williambanzai7
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O Blowjob just extended the NSA's wiretapping authority another 3 months.

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 08:46 | 5531860 Stud Duck
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Obummer extended to wiretapping authority, the house passed the NDAA which included taking away 2,500 acres from the Hopi and Navaho in Arizona for the Koch brothers.

The XL pipeline, first on the priority list of the Repugs, is now out of the MSM with the crash in the price of oil. I guess when the Cheyenne and Sioux mentioned going to war to prevent them crossing their land as well as a large number of Nebraska farmers, the Repug are seeing a bad media situation.

Keep pouring it to 'em, and Happy Holidays to all, especially you William.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:42 | 5530662 Lumberjack
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The heat is on...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:41 | 5530652 nmewn
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What a guy, no votes needed.

Respect maw authoritah! ;-)

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:15 | 5530930 MontgomeryScott
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OH.

THAT 'NSA spying authority' thing!

I'm waiting for the 'enhanced interrogation' report from...the CIA...(and CONgress)...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 19:51 | 5530533 ebworthen
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Baaah! 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 15:08 | 5529527 kchrisc
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What is "Time?"

An American, not US subject.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:29 | 5530965 MontgomeryScott
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'What is "Time?"'.

A valid question.

'Time' is a difficult concept. For eons, philosophers and scientists have stiven to answer this question (with some of the more famous claiming that they can theoretically 'bend' Time).

Myself, I can bend 'Time' easily; and roll it up to swat the ass of the puppy that just shit in my living room. Some others find more mundane uses for it (like lining bird cages).

What is a 'Magazine'?

Tue, 12/09/2014 - 08:23 | 5531806 overmedicatedun...
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medicare bill for eye exam:

amount charged $195.00

amount medicare approved: 154.89

amount medicare paid: 19.72

amount billed to patient: 134.77

now that's insurance sheep.

 

 

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 14:58 | 5529488 Creepy A. Cracker
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Didn't Time go out of business or sell for something like $1 recently.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 14:14 | 5529338 I Write Code
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What no mint sauce?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 13:42 | 5529187 NuYawkFrankie
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Baaa... Humbug...

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:47 | 5528975 gmak
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Most unusual. The Limerick King had an off-day.  

 

"neigh"! Hilarious.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:32 | 5528895 himaroid
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Jackasses are supposed to to PULL the wagon, not ride it.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:30 | 5528888 kaiserhoff
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Time is still being published?

Why?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:43 | 5528949 Thom_333
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Mind control. Of course.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:29 | 5528870 Emergency Ward
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Looks like the voracious DC cannibals have already dined on the front leg of Ewe the Peeple.  First course of a multi-course meal!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:20 | 5528848 the grateful un...
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Janay Rice is the Woman of the Year.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:15 | 5528818 silentboom
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My balls are smelly

My balls are large

be light on your feet

they may discharge

 

-Me

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:07 | 5528790 chunga
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The whole world seems fake, disposable...

Frank Zappa - Plastic People

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOwQd-1Hrg

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:40 | 5528942 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Good one Chunga, here is another with the lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTfOB_TBBew

Very relevant, could have been written today.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 11:51 | 5528724 DollarMenu
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Great to see WB7 & The LK working together again!

Thanks to you both!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 11:51 | 5528723 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Les Savy Fav - When you wake up a snake

 

If you wake up a snake with your tail in your mouth
and there's no one around, so you swallow it down
You know the price that you pay when you're dying that way,is that you start off so loose but then end up the noose

We're keeping incorrect hours
and we're bathing in our sweat
we're building faulty towers
and we'll be buried with our debt

If you rise up a tree
with dirt up to your knees
and bees land in your mouth
and birds make you a house
don't pray for the axe to bring you collapse
you won't hear the thunder sound when the lightning strikes you down

We're making money from mishaps
but it's less than we can spend
and now we mortgage out kneecaps
they say it's best in the end

If at the break of dawn you've turned to salmon spawn
and you're all covered in scales in some fisherman's pale
don't dream of the time you spent before the line
or how someone will sup before yours is finally up

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 11:49 | 5528712 Panic Mode
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Missing the president shagging the sheep from behind.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:12 | 5528808 Anglo Hondo
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POTUS is Kenyan, not Welsh.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 11:53 | 5528736 Manthong
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That’s Kerry harnessed to the wagon, right?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 13:01 | 5529029 Nadine of Tyrol
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I keep telling you people here..... Stop insulting horses!  We are beautiful, noble animals and should never be brought up in the same sentence, paragraph or universe as botoxed gigolos.

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 22:33 | 5530988 MontgomeryScott
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Well, I guess that saying that Pelosi or Kerry are horse-faces is simply too insulting (or RACISS).

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 13:41 | 5529182 BeetleBailey
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Why the long face?

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 12:28 | 5528883 Emergency Ward
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!!  Neigh !!

Mon, 12/08/2014 - 20:24 | 5530607 PT
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Mr Ed is furious with the never-ending insults.

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