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This Is The Biggest Buying-Panic In Stocks Of The Year
Presented with little comment aside to ask why? (or perhaps, why not)
Source: @NanexLLC
Volume is huge:
... and USDJPY is still in charge. Also, purely coincidentally USDJPY spiked just as Lending Club broke for trading....
So was this epic rebating by the CME of central banks buying every E-mini contract they could find just to make sure Lending Club's IPO went off well?
Seriously!!
Alas, until Central Bank 13-Fs are finally released, we will never know.
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Nah... It's all F-under-mentals
Get 'em while they're hot!
Because Kevin Henry said so, that's why!
WHY?
Let me jump in first then ... why
i thought that first chart was a map of western north carolina.
but when does 'panic buying' just become plain old 'buying' in this market anyway?
Charts only the Lawnmower Man could <3
Lending club, meet the ripoff club
The only place on the planet in the black.
Am I too late? Did I miss another buying opportunity?
Oh well. I guess my money will go to phyzz.
Last Call for Greater Fools!
+1 for Bunghole's avatar... whew, hubba hubba, woof!
no doubt put mine and his together then we are talking.
Any day now, the BoJ will announce they own 24% of every company in the DJIA and they're launching a hostile takeover of the entire thing.
There is 800 gajillion bucks in funny money that has been conjured up. They have to put it somewhere?
Or think of this analogy:
The stock market of today is like playing musical chairs when you are a frail skinny dude and the others playing are obese.
Sure you can survive, but the changes of serious injury have gone up quite a bit.
pods
That was pretty funny, thanks. I think this frail skinny guy will just stay put.
And get crushed by some Wal-Mart shopper who is in their mid 50's riding a government supplied motorized chair weighing in at some poundage north of 350?
Best not to play...
SP500 at 2060+ today. 2080+ Tomorrow. Death on Monday.
Bob Geldof subsequently hailed 1000 years from now as a phrophet who would forwarn of the evils of Monday only for his message to be dismissed as a relatively poor pop rock song about a rampant teenager.
There's no such thing as money any more, stocks are money, London houses are money, fine art is money. It's not a surprise everyone wants some. (Did I mention that shiny stuff is money, too?)
Woohoo! We're all going to party like Charlie Sheen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gscM2vpUXIc
And keep your hands off my PBR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56duVYLsd4Q&list=UUf_f9hFv9YQiwvdFqba4Z4w
P.S. Fuck the Pittsburgh Steelers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1mMGpKmnsw
FCK-Der-Mentals!
Yesterday headline on Zero Hedge: "Dead-Cat-Bounce Done..."
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-10/dead-cat-bounce-done-dow-dumps-...
To be fair they also did warn that today could very likely be a short squeeze.
Right, ZH did clearly say get ready for the momentous short squeeze into Mythmass.
So the dead-cat bounce was not done, then?
the hyperbole is a minute to minute thing. you'll get used to it.
Just glad that Tyler didn't put up the pic of the deer. That is what I like the call the Venison Omen. No good for shorts.
pods
LMAO!
Maybe they will leave a little tofu on the bone for us nickle and dime traders.
Everyone knows by now the entire market is only supported by an ocean of Fed fixing.
The Fromunda-mentals, you say?
Every time I saw another ZH headline, I used to say, "Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up in here". At this time, I'm just watching out for how much more insanity TPTB can pile on to the insanity-pyramid. We're way beyond the cukoo nest here as far as a systemic collapse is concerned.
The Fed and its minions take the fund out of fundamental.
The "f" is for "fucking the American people in the ass"
We trapped some people....
we fucked some bear folks
they dont even fucking try to hide this fucking manipulation anymore.
its just an in ur fucking face mentality.
a fucking 0.1 percent beat in retail sales brings the s&p up 30 pts?
It really has become so bold that it is really nothing less than the FEDS/Market Manipulators openly/publically threatening: " We DARE you NOT to be in this market!
untill I get in then the Dow will be 4,000 in the blink of an eye like the precious metals did
one Iphone sale = 1 share of Apple= 30 dow points
new math...easy!
Fuck....hahaha
Free. Efficient. Markets.
Only Gold.
Right Now.
Only natural gas or UGAZ right now as it's been since for me October.
The Feds still play with the price of GOLD.
Print these charts! After the collapse of society, you can burn them to keep warm!
They know its fake so why try and hide it lol...they also know Joe six pack is home watching Jerry Springer, not Stawks!..
Famous line from the sheep " Oh I don't pay attention to any of that stuff "
"I let my financial advisor handle all that for me".
Is there anybody on earth able to stop this everyday fucking joke ??
The day I go all in is the day the market crashes.
Can you give us a prior notice?
Why / why not: it is up to the Fereral reserve to answer.
Lending Club lost $24M the first 3 quarters of the year....the perfect setup for a $15 IPO
Who needs profits anymore?
that was no buying frenzy it was the Central banks buying indexes, so every dow component green! like that is really natural total utterly rigged.
Why do I get the feeling that Fonzanoon is now making real Bucks, now that he's back in the Matrix and Financial Planning the assets of his clients Matrix style? Go Fonz!
I'm guessing he's gone from Contrarian to Momentum trading. Maybe his buddy Doc can comment?
Merry Christmas!
from us Fed Folks
A lot of it is to do with contract expiry next week - Shit moves like these seem to occur every three months
intraday spx moves up, vol falls
spx pulls back, vol falls
fuck you yellen
It's written in the charts, er stars.
Difficult to keep track. So (potentially, probably, maybe) rising rates are now good for stocks?
everything is good for stocks, companies buy back their own share with zero interest loans, so stocks are good for stocks
Must be EZ to spook algos and bots. Wonder when somebody drops a STUXNET-like wrench into the works.
Sony Pictures...a sideshow.
..
great post
Jim Rickards @JamesGRickards 3m3 minutes agoMath class: $9T EM debt+$5.4T energy debt=$14.4T. A 20% mark-down (due to oil price, strong USD)=$2.9T losses=2x Subprime in '07. #GetReady
Holy shit! Since you put it that way, I see how bullish it is.
Lending club? They make 1% service fees on interest paid. So... 10x their loans outstanding they bring in $500m total. Spread that cheese over 4 years and they're sitting at $125M in rev.
$5bn valuation and they're trading 40x Revenue! And that's if they 10x their business.
What a bunch of dogshit.
I see crude has joined in on the fun, up almost a buck in the last hour.
Free. Efficient. Markets.
If you're burning up natty gas on the wire and the price still falls then you basically have more where that came from. "Lever it up until the prices soars or dollar collapses" (or both.)
It's all about living in the moment....
Explain to me again why anyone, anyone, would short these phony and broken markets....anyone?
tax purposes....to offset gains.....nicely efficient
At the risk of offending ZH-ers with my cynicism :) here’s a theory:
The largest institutions have profited from using QE money to goose stocks (given low rates hurt their banking business), partially on the backs of shorts from medium-sized firms and some hedgies. When they decide to profit-take and dump a bit, they prefer to a) avoid a panic; b) make the most they can. So . . . on Monday we get a bearish intraday IWM reversal, followed by a 3%+ Russell rip off the lows on Tuesday, the largest daily candle in months, creaming any salivating overnight shorts, and passing the initial red Monday 15m candle to ensure annihilation of stops. Next day, they relentlessly dump the crap out of it on Wed, only to “reload” today with the opening short ambush, again, thus far, stopping at yesterday’s ignition point, the 1:00 to 2:00 hourly candles.
Unless you believe those with equal power on opposite side of the fence are trading every other day, allow the enemy to gain ground, this playing both sides of the volatility to rescue a shitty year in their managed and hedge fund business seems plausible. Only if we get an inverse hammer, dumping from lunch back toward Wed’s lows, can we say this was a planned selling/reloading game versus continued ping-pong stasis.
damn better put today's move on a log chart before it hits infinity
Why?
What do you mean why? It's because every bigtime investor knows the PPT or the Fed or big banks or whatever is supporting this fraud we call a stock market, will step in and correct any decline. There will be no big correction until TPTB deem it so.
That is why!
NOTHING TURNS ME ON MORE THAN TO SEE BYNGHOLE IN HERE MAKING SUCH A HYSTERICAL COMMENTS. GOOD ON YOU BABE. AND BY THE WAY WITH REGARDS TO THIS ARTICLE, SADLY THE FINANCIAL AND BANKING SYSTEM HAVE BEEN BROKEN FOR YEARS....
First graph looks like a virus
UK bonds
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vde3V06SBc0/VImK9gTmG6I/AAAAAAAAUCA/DkGi3ovFPG...
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Also, enjoy this deviance to the monetary assembly. :>P
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Have a good day!
you guys are all kidding, right?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-08/nirp-arrives-us-tbtf-banks-tell...
did you forget already?
I checked with all my banking accounts. No effect on me, if so.. not to worry. Grandfathered account holding won't effect me. They believe its only under primary dealer bank institutes.
Up, up and away, in my beautiful balloon bubble
The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon
We can float among the stars together you and I
We'll keep the clouds behind us
Keep the moon beside us
So we can fly....!
Perhaps your missing a few punctured balloons?
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For you younger ZH'ers who have no idea what the heck we're talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ii_WugJEJg
Unjustified panic buying is usually offset by justified panic selling.
All in.
Don't get left behind HA HA HA HA.
Are all you making money off these markets right now? Can you point me in the direction of learning how to do it? I am a 25 year old with no hope inthe future. Might as well make some money while there is money to be made... eh.
That first picture with the colors reminds me of my penis.