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Is MOMO, 2014's Blackstone?
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We WTF'd some folks.
it's no MOFO
Is this why the market gapped higher this morning? Instant MOMO right out of the gate?
Party hearty, folks. More fun than looking down the economic abyss. Michelle O will prepare the party buffet of mystery meat, pudding and gluten free crackers.
Michelle's geometry is out a bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg
For a human, yes. But it's spot-on for a Wookie.
Creating value, MoMo gives the world what they want - mo mo mo and even mo
Pinto
I've seen that one. It's not easy to argue with.
The beginning discussion about hands and the size of fingers is entirely incorrect. Men can have ring fingers that are longer than their index finger. This is based on receiving more of some type of hormone during pregnancy and for some reason is found in men that tend to be greater risk takers (they made comparisons to entrepreneurs/traders/ceos). Based on the fact the video states that it is impossible for men to have ring fingers longer than their index finger (of which I am one) I must call bs. While I am no fan of the president or the first lady, it seems that this video is ignoring the full spectrum of information to make a point. There are outliers of all sorts in human form. While the supposed pictures of Michelle's "junk" are a little confounding, I don't think this video is scientific enough to make such a determination.
"MOMO - parent company of both POMO and FOMO, rang the bell at today's BTFWTFcrudeiscrashing session down at the Daq."
Party like it's 1929.
I don't think that you can improve on "MOMO rings the bell at the NASDAQ", except maybe with the corrollary of "MOMO rings the bell at the top". It's sort of self-referential in an Escher, Godel, Bach kind of way.
Momo-ed some suckers
folks- we MoMo'ed some folks
I was going to ask what sort of business MOMO is, but... does it really matter?
Momo Inc., a Chinese social media application backed by Alibaba Group Holding Ltd. (BABA) ...
(source) http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-12-11/alibaba-backed-chat-app-momo-ra...
Looks pretty toppy to me.
Beside, I would rather have an anti-social media app ... people are stupid, why do I want to know them again?
Regards,
Cooter
It's all fun and games until a government tank starts running over consumers in Tianamen Square, again.
"I was going to ask what sort of business MOMO is, but... does it really matter?"
It's in the MOMO business. Because yes, people are that stupid.
WELL...
O.K. I searched for 'M.O.M.O.' AND 'MOMO'. I came up with the following:
Momo (Nepali: ??; Nepal Bhasa: ????, ??:; Tibetan: ????????, Wylie: mog mog; simplified Chinese: ??; traditional Chinese: ??; pinyin: mómo[2]) is a type of dumpling native to Tibet and Nepal. It is similar to Chinese baozi and jiaozi, Mongolian buuz, Japanese gyoza, Afghan mantu, and Korean mandu. Over the years, it has become very popular in the Indian states of Assam and Manipur; where, people have started eating its plain steamed pork-filled variety as part of their staple diet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momo_%28dumpling%29
MOMO A generic insult used to describe one who is irritating, annoying, or an idiot. (synonyms include but are not limited too: ass, asshole, bastard, bitch, blockhead, bonehead, cocksucker, dick, dickhead, dolt, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit, idiot, imbecile, jackass, jerk, mother-fucker, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, rascal, scamp, schmo, schmuck, simpleton, son of a bitch, tomfool, twerp) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=MOMO Hey peeps ! as expected happy 2013 :3again my countdown spent with my bosses n colleagues n crazy frens . its kindof fun n shiok since i got my 1st ever lucky draw HEHEHHEHEHE . AND , its top ten prize yo HEHHEHEHE http://www.yu-peinii.blogspot.com/
They're KIDDING about this 'MOMO' thing. Right?
Obama is coming out with a new chat based program too, it's called HOMO.
High Office Messaging Operations
Homosexual Open Mouth Operations - AKA just trying to fill an opening - AKA Stick save!
lol
Why aliens never land.
Photographic evidence again proving God does not exist. Cause everyone in that picture should already be in The Lake of Fire.
Not the best fit for the photo but one of the funniest things I've ever read.
It's FOSHO, MOFO!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
It's all PsyOps these days.
you're momo jokes. i'll start.
you're momo is so old she has a smoke detector in her wig.
you're momo is so fat she leaves a ring around the toilet.
you're momo is so clumbsy she has two left feet and a right neck.
An app for "Me so horny!" gets you gazillions on the NASDAQ.
To be downloaded immediately by Carlos Danger (Tony Weiner), Larry Craig, Bill Clinton, Bathhouse Barry, and their ilk.
Momo....Pomo....Edward Quince, you Homo. Print some more fiat for us or I'll call my NFL friend, Mr T. Romo.
These are the guy's molesting little girls on the train.
Need an indicator for a market top? There's an app for that!
MOMO"s been ringing that bell for quite a few years now
it's time for UH-OH to take the clapper
"MOMO! Billary's favorite social network!"
"MOMO, because learning to text incoherent messages using Mandarin Chinese script is the wave of the FUTURE!"
"MOMO!" '(because everyone's doing it)'
"Experts around the CONUS agree: MOMO is the NEW 'DISQUS'!"
"Just tell 'em 'MOMO'. Let them know Bill and Melinda Gates sent you."
"For the freedom to speak and to protest and to own guns and to not by ruled by a Communist Oligarchy, there's everything else. For the special times when you want the Government to tell you what is acceptable and feel the need for a boot relentlessly stomping on your cranium, there's MOMO (this message brought to you by NASDAQ, the global leader in capital aqisitions)."