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All London Airspace Closed Due To Computer "Power Outage"; Update: Airspace Now Reopened With Limits

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Update: John McClane appears to have arrived on the scene:

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As Bloomberg reports,

  • *LONDON AIRSPACE AFFECTED BY COMPUTER FAILURE: EUROCONTROL
  • *HEATHROW SAYS FLIGHTS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING DELAYS
  • *LUTON AIRPORT CITES POWER OUTAGE AT AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL CENTER

UPDATE:

  • *NATS CONFIRMS TECHNICAL PROBLEM REPORTED AT SWANWICK CENTER
  • *NATS SAYS INCIDENT RESPONSE TEAM HAS BEEN MOBILISED

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Heathrow has become a parking lot...

  • *EUROCONTROL WARNS OF "POTENTIALLY SEVERE" LONDON FLIGHT DELAYS
  • *ALL LONDON AIRSPACE CLOSED, EUROCONTROL SAYS

And flight delays are already spreading...

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Is the BTFD computer too busy to handle air traffic control too?

 

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Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:26 | 5544258 Eagle Keeper
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Cool!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:28 | 5544273 DeadFred
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Pissed off the bear it seems

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:28 | 5544281 Frolf
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all watched over by machines of loving kindness

http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:33 | 5544304 pods
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Wonder if Stuxnet decided to mutate a bit?

That would be some poetic justice.

pods

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:42 | 5544353 y3maxx
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Computer Hack friends, but by whom?

Black Swan events have begun....

Russia = Libya/Iraq

Because Russia is dropping the US Dollar fiat and gearing back to Gold back currency.

.. W W 3 in...5..4...3.2...1

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:56 | 5544409 DetectiveStern
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Flights are still landing at Heathrow now. Smells like bullshit to me considering the tiny distances between airports in the UK.

More strange is the complete lack of planes over Birmingham and the entire West Midlands despite having an international airport. That is very strange.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:59 | 5544427 Latina Lover
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Heathrow has to be the worst airport in Europe, with the possible exception of Charles de Gaulle.. Paris

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:24 | 5544540 lakecity55
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No argument from me.

I always try to avoid that place.

Once, I got a stamp on my PP to go out for a smoke. I took a subway and wound up in the center of London. Then I had to hustle back to the airport.

I must add, however, the locals were super. One guy in an expensive suit took me back. He had served in the British Army and saw my backpack and asked if I had served in the army, which I had.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:28 | 5544578 DetectiveStern
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Try Manchester airport. They force you to chuck your lighter in a bed just for lighters. Then when you return and need to buy a lighter the shops all stock lighters that are out of fuel or half empty. I wonder where they get those from!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:58 | 5544735 Mitzibitzi
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I'm under the flightpath for planes landing at Liverpool John Lennon, also. Traffic hasn't been zero today - but close to it, compared to an average Friday. Had a pair of Typhoon fighters scream over about an hour ago, too - subsonic but not by a lot.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:55 | 5544410 Manthong
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Black Swanwick Center..

Cleared to descend.

 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:28 | 5544580 fredquimby
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I logged in to upvote that one. Very good Sir :)

 

 

(The main Air traffic control centre is located in Swanwick (with a silent second W!) incase folks were wondering :)

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:58 | 5544419 nope-1004
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The muslims had to have done this.  Those bastards!  Now lets go before the UN with just cause and bomb those people.  They look different than me, eat different than me, and pray different than me so dammit, they're radical!

 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:47 | 5544365 RaceToTheBottom
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Duty free shopping in time for Christmas!!!

Bullish!!!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:35 | 5544411 Whoa Dammit
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Kind of bad with the bean counters JIT refueling programs. I guess we'll see how well that works out for them. Damn the passengers but save those pennies!

Cheap and miserable is no way to go through life son. 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:33 | 5544306 fuu
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So you are the other half of Jeff the Terrible's spam corps. Good to know, now get your fucking vegan only cookbook link out of every fucking thread.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:56 | 5544413 PT
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That's wot happens when you stupid fuckers dump XP and migrate to Windows 8.  I told yas not to do it!!!!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:58 | 5544422 PT
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UPS:  Uninterruptible Power Supply.  Only been around for a few decades.  Maybe they'll get round to buying one next year.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:27 | 5544275 PartysOver
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Hookers and Coke in the Data Center.  Anything to up the GDP.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:28 | 5544276 Frolf
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Flash crash? Glitch? Or a cover for drones and spy satalites?

 

http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:26 | 5544261 SickDollar
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Algos at work

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:16 | 5544514 lakecity55
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".....at some point in 2014, the computers used to manipulate the markets achieved AI self-awareness. They first began to interfere with air traffic, then other systems..."

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:26 | 5544263 NoDebt
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Wasn't this the plot of one of the Die Hard movies?

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:28 | 5544279 FieldingMellish
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Yes but some parts of the Die Hard series are pure fiction, like when they go into the vaults of the FRNY and there is actually gold in there. Pure fiction.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:36 | 5544311 Usurious
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the propaganda in that movie was top notch!!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:56 | 5544405 medium giraffe
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The only way Germans are getting any gold.

(And cops can only solve crimes by going rogue and ignoring the rules, kids.)

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:43 | 5544352 Silver Bullet
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Damnit you took my post!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:26 | 5544271 sudzee
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Must be jamming from the sub the UK is searching for.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:32 | 5544285 medium giraffe
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Of course! Why didn't I think of that?!  The sneaky bastards are probably hiding in the reservoir!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:25 | 5544569 DetectiveStern
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Got a link to this story it's under the radar (ha. ha.) here in the UK.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:28 | 5544286 Son of Captain Nemo
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The Russians did it!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:29 | 5544288 Sudden Debt
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And sunday and monday, Belgium airspace will be shut down also.

Maybe they'll use that rime to transport the gold from vault to vault?

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:32 | 5544296 q99x2
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That's what they will say about stock markets at any time now. "Markets closed due to a computer glitch." And they won't ever get it fixed.

Ice 9, Buy the fuckin dip dead, run out of food and eat your pets unhappy bitchez.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:36 | 5544314 Senduko
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We grounded some folks.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:35 | 5544316 americanspirit
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Dear Vladimir - please turn our computers back on. We promise we'll be nice. Cheerio!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:46 | 5544368 kowalli
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ok guys, i will do it after you cancel sanctions, may be

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:39 | 5544322 LawsofPhysics
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There will not be a "collapse" per se.  One day, "markets" and "banks" will simply be closed, period.

This is why it is important to actually know your banker, your representative, etc.

Know where they live, where they vacation, what they drive or fly...  ...etc.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:13 | 5544502 trader1
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i actually like my community banker.  good guy.  and we all know where he lives.  

even walks to work, the good environmental steward that he is.

 

 

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:41 | 5544351 e_goldstein
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Airstrip One is down!

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:43 | 5544354 Theta_Burn
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Fuck..

 

My bitcoins..

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:45 | 5544364 flyingcaveman
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So, self immolation in the control tower like in Chicago then?

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:48 | 5544374 the not so migh...
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they will have divert all to Belfast

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:56 | 5544404 ufos8mycow
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Air Traffic Control said they won't let them land until they gather up their gold holdings in an air sickness bag and toss it out a winder.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:56 | 5544421 Bunga Bunga
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comPutin did it.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:03 | 5544448 PT
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I cannot add anything more to that, except +++++++++++++++++

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 11:58 | 5544430 Senduko
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Systems back up, global meltdown rescheduled.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:12 | 5544504 ZeroPoint
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Warning shot.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:30 | 5544589 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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How can planes land without ATC?

how about GRAVITY.

 

those poor souls wandering Heathrow are getting a dose of humanity.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:31 | 5544603 mattgallis
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We delayed some folks

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:42 | 5544643 GoldSilverBitcoinBug
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Russian hacker and programmer are considered to be one of the best of the world and just followed by the Chinese one...

The West could think that crawling the USDRUB pair at 60/1 without any consequence and friendly warnings ? Geez...

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:44 | 5544662 crazytechnician
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Looks like one of their technicians was using the ATC system to mine bitcoins.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:47 | 5544686 Jano
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Serco?

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 12:59 | 5544740 roadhazard
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Computers, making life easier.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 13:20 | 5544867 Sandmann
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NATO jets shut down air control system to confuse Russian Tu-16s in international airspace

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 15:02 | 5545395 reTARD
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Air control is linked directly to the derivatives "market." What did you expect? LOL.

Fri, 12/12/2014 - 15:33 | 5545542 NubianSundance
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Glad to hear nobody had parked a snowplough on the runway.

Sat, 12/13/2014 - 00:29 | 5547472 EZYJET PILOT
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Storm in a teacup this.

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