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Don't Show The S&P This Chart
Look away...
Bonds must be wrong, right?
Bonds are manipulated by the Fed and are not real...
It's stocks that are the ultimate arbiters of truthiness, right!!
Money on the sidelines...
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That looks healthy.
YEAH, let's buy some MOAR
Equities taking a dump on Friday? Haven't seen that in a while.
It ain't over til the fat lady (central banker and her minions) sing.
They've been overdue long enough at this point.
We deluded some folks...
Don't worry, the big banks can use their new license to trade derivatives to levitate this bitch for a few more quarters easily. -long physical beans
Please, in the name of God and country, soak those beans overnight before cooking. We have enough noxious gas floating around without you adding to the mix. :-)
NSFW = Not Safe For WallStreet?
That's a dangerous myth Cog. Try that with lentils and chick peas and you'll be squirtiin' and blurtin' for at least 2 days from a single serve. If you make the tragic mistake of going for seconds you could end up with the EPA declaring your butt a Level-2 bio-hazard, which is no laughing matter.
Yeah, that's a deadly chart alright!
I just showed it to my whiner global-warming, anti-police, Hillary loving fuck-tarded neighbor
And they had a lethal brain aneurism!
Moar charts like that please !
. . . when all the outstanding DEBT has been restructured, everything will be fine —
no, swings.
Any private trader who times the short right deserves a medal. Although he probably bankrupted himself already...
COG, the cbs may have some sore throats right now cheering the passage of the spending bill and Citibanks little derivative gambit that lets the gamblers continue to win and never lose, and won't be able to sing.
Maybe the ramp ain't gonna work this Friday.
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Look for "The National Energy and Security Act" to roll Q1 by the Republicans and those Democrats in Energy states.
You know......to save the children.
All industries WILL be nationalized/globalized after they've been thoroughly gutted by the banksters.
As for the children, you're obviously referring to the ones collecting pensions.
Cascading cross-defaults make for a powerful political mandate tool-set.
"Cascading cross-defaults make for a powerful political mandate tool-set."
That's good and truthy wordsmithing.
However....Hizzoner of Chicago said it pithier.....
"Never let a good crisis go to waste."
it appears BULLARD is the center of the financial universe.
there's no such thing as money on the sidelines
yes
true
yes
right.
and the kool-aid flavor of the day is cherry!
Liquidate now
"Run Forest Run"
Yes. When the big banks demand a bailout for merely continuing what they've done for the last five years, you know their arms are getting shaky holding this market up. I would liquidate all positions now. Then again, the market in Weimar Germany went parabolic during the last year before the crash.
Yes. When the big banks demand a bailout for merely continuing what they've done for the last five years, you know their arms are getting shaky holding this market up. I would liquidate all positions now. Then again, the market in Weimar Germany went parabolic during the last year before the crash.
I expect the fed to have an emergency pep talk about now....
To me it just looks like a giant crawdads claw sitting on the bottom of a scum pond, open waiting for some little wayward minnows to swim through. But im kinda cornbred like that.
The crawdad pattern/formation.
Isn't that how all "investment" charts look?
Strange, but silver is only thing Not in a freefall.
Why is that?
Because no one will sell their phyz...
take note of the tight range its traded all week long despite all the fucking chaos thats erupting...
their so fucking obvious...
giving us time to nibble all the while...
fucking sociopath MoneyChangers...
like we r gonna sell...NOT.
I just bought some more....
gonna wait for the day b4 the FOMC bullshit festival...
i anticipate they will b pulling their "Charlie Brown" football prank on the phony paper price...
keep stackin bro.
Except bond price which is rising, as the yield chart indicates. Financially literate?
Because I lost all of mine in a tragic boating accident, and can't sell it...
Dollar devaluation on deck.
+1
There is no such thing as "dollar devaulation" it's just called "moar" which is bettergooder because a true devaluation would make gold and silver skyrocket...right
...and just HOW do you devalue the dollar? A high gold price would kill it not devalue it.
Get to work Mr. Bullard!
No Witnesses, Papichulo.
I'd like to designate this technical pattern as a "Coyote".
Redpill, I don't even know why this is funny, but it is.
Maybe it's the wine?
Green line = fake economy
red line : real state of economy
the "real economy" = fake
indeed
All the King's horses and all the King's men... (do horses have opposable thumbs?)
But what happens when it gets to the mean?
Come on now, cliff jumping is FUN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSROSencBss
What yields the most leverage against a market melt down? Excuse me...I mean a couple red shoots...
Janet Yellen said she had no reason to be concerned with this chart. Nobody bothered to tell her she was holding it upside down.
that stupid fat cow probably doesnt even know what a chart is. if her overlords say print, she nods her head. they tell her not to print, she nods her head. and in both scnearios, she is rewarded with buckets of gravy and a KFC gift card for $10.
what difference does it make at this point anyways?!?!?!?
stocks = short bus
for your enjoyment, the little yellow bus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwuZr6H1LQ
Looks impressive but top calling really is a mug's game.
That exit door, where is it, exactly? Where is the safe haven?
Sending out 50 shitgums and nailguns was expensive.
oh I don't know, I think the S&P is going to try and catch up soon.
(or down as the case may be)
Has no one noticed that the oil producing states have to liquidate holdings (primarily of USTs) to execute and/or survive the new OPEC plan of waiting out the US tight oil producers?
Just the Saudis must be selling billions per month to make good. That $750B in the bank is their lifeline and they are USING IT NOW.
At the least, it turns a globally large group of 'savers' (oil surplus) into 'sellers' (oil deficit/smaller surplus).
at least they get to sell high.
there was a good article somewhere about captial flows reversing, oil countries needing capital now vs in the past they sent out capital (from the sale of oil). its supposed to set up a scramble for capital. i think it will just make life inthose countries harsh----until prices are cheap enough for western 'investors' to swoop back in and buy all their real assets.
money is not liquidity is not capital is not collateral...
what part of all fiat will die don't people understand?
i love the constant stream of how bonds are bad and so risky and rates must go up b/c the expanding economy is so great and how with the fed not buying rates will just go up.....there is 0 correlation between the fed buying and interest rates. a below average year in bond returns is -3%, a bad year in stocks is -25%.
ok, muppets, line up, sell us your bonds, buy more 'safe' stocks b/c, hey 10yr ylds are lower than divident yeild---no dont worry that div changes can occur overnight but bonds are a contract---oh and also dont forget there is no inflation, that extrat $3000 per year in health care premia are GOOD b/c its adds to GDP. its all contained and the fed will help if need be, ignore the part where the fed cut rates all during 2008 while the mkt crashed, that was just a short term 48% anonmaly.
So what you are saying is that interest rates are about to go way up! Right?
/s
VOLCKER THIS BITCH!
Why do I start to get the feeling that they will continue with this craziness until all of us are in the asylum??
WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING GPRO WITH ALL THIS SHIT GOING ON???
HOSPITALIZE ME! PLEAAAASEEEE!!!!
could be the fly. he love dat chit.
He's still alive? I haven't read his site for a long time. It was good for a laugh.
From the last time 30-year yield crashed https://www.google.com/finance?chdnp=1&chdd=1&chds=1&chdv=1&chvs=maximized&chdeh=0&chfdeh=0&chdet=1418418000000&chddm=630&chls=IntervalBasedLine&cmpto=INDEXCBOE:TYX&cmptdms=1&q=NYSEARCA:SPY&ntsp=1&ei=YxqLVIqSB4aRsQfG1YCIBQ
and incase you need to know what has driven this market farce (hint: smashing vol) https://www.google.com/finance?chdnp=1&chdd=1&chds=1&chdv=1&chvs=maximized&chdeh=0&chfdeh=0&chdet=1418418000000&chddm=666&chls=IntervalBasedLine&cmpto=INDEXCBOE:TYX;NYSEARCA:USO;NYSEARCA:GLD;NASDAQ:ZIV&cmptdms=1;0;0;0&q=NYSEARCA:SPY&&fct=big&ei=cRuLVKr4GYfysQfR2IDYBw
Those buying Jan $NG are not going to be happy when they learn all the shale boys went from oil to ng. hell at this price difference, we might have an injection in Jan.
Yes because after all, everytime we've been here before and had the debate of whos wrong stocks or bonds, it has NEVER been bonds. Not to mention oil and every other market confirming the bond market. But this time will be different right? Sure... http://alchemyfinancials.blogspot.com/2014/12/jingle-bells.html
Are you suggesting that oil comapnies are actually still "for profit" companies?
/s
Look around the world friend, nationalization in 3...2...1...
Yes because after all, everytime we've been here before and had the debate of whos wrong stocks or bonds, it has NEVER been bonds. Not to mention oil and every other market confirming the bond market. But this time will be different right? Sure... http://alchemyfinancials.blogspot.com/2014/12/jingle-bells.html
"Hedge fund manager and professional trader in the NYC area. I work as an investor relations consultant for Jim Sinclair and Tanzanian Royalty Exploration."
Hahaha.
A song for the FED. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKlZ7U67Uio
"Grease fire in the kitchen!
Where the hell is that fire extinguisher!"
Need more grease stat!
Burn the fucker down. .
Here, have a few gallons of gasoline to put it out!
Lets not forget that Bullturd low dollar/yen was at around 105ish.
Did we get a circuit breaker yet?
Noob question, but why are people tieing the 30Y Yield to the S&P 500? They don't seem to be very historically correlated, minus the Bulard and 2008 crash?
Typically, when stocks fall, bond prices rise because of the "flight to safety." Therefore, yields (which is inverse price) usually correlate with stock prices.
This correlation is now gone, and we are in a mystical wonderland of the manipulated market where we have NEVER been before.
The VIX is trading the whopping 20 handle http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/VIX:IND
sarc
Forgot to add "It's FED software right?"
To Quote ZH:
"This has never happened before. Ever."
You shouldn't be surprised by the drop. It was expected-predicted by the STI (Sentiment Timing Index) and the December 8th day has been the turn date since Thanksgiving week.
You can wait and try and pick spots to jump in-or you can know exactly when the turns are coming-and SHORT within 5 points of the top on SPX.
I have been following Woody Dorsey at sentiment timing and I am just amazed at how he has predicted every major reversal-weeks in advance.
September 18th top, was predicted in August (the exact date)
The October 15th reversal was predicted 3 weeks before.
And now his most recent call was for a reversal on December 8th-which has marked the exact top to this massive rally.
Considering his ability of predicting market turns long before they occur, I certainly wouldn’t bet against him.
See for yourself--
http://www.sentimenttiming.com/success-stories/
I've been following my own equation of SPY vs HVU (tsx) which like VXX moves inverse to SPY, DIA, QQQ. Generally for over a year the equation was 256.85 = HVU1/10.55 x SPY yet my last reading came in over 260, indicating HVU is (as SPY goes down, VIX goes up) over 28% higher than the trend equation puts the ETF price). Picture needs updating, however.
And the USDJPY game is about to start? Popcorn ready
what does the VIX look like now?
So the sell-by date of a Bullard is only good for about ~2 months...?
Or show them that 13,000 on the DOW is only 38.2% retracement from the 2009 lows on a monthly chart. No real buyers until we test 1600 on SPX as well.