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"Russia Has Never Been More Isolated" Caption Contest
Yep... isolated!!
Wonderful day with President Putin. Our meeting was comprehensive. India's partnership with Russia is incomparable. pic.twitter.com/YZJiREw5oN
— Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) December 11, 2014
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Phhhht! Sounds like it's just a man crush to me
Watchu say, Jen?
#justamancrush?
I heard when they finished Putin Strangled a Bear to death with his bare hands before going to lunch at Comrade Donalds.
Some things have happened while you have been isolated.
Let me fill you in.
Of course it was wonderful day.
With Putin, you get to feed some tigers, play some contact sport, go for some Judo training, hunt some deers
With Obola, you just get to play in some foursome with two other crony asswipe, listen to some lies, watch NBA on TV, listen to more lies
"so you see, Vlad, a nice pair of monk straps & support hose are gonna make you look great and feel great about yourself!"
That is Vulcan hand sign for live long and prosper comrade.
Hahaha, can you believe those fools are giving us all their gold?
"Phhhht! Sounds like it's just a man crush to me
Watchu say, Jen?"
Putin or the skirt guy?
"That is Vulcan hand sign for live long and prosper comrade."
It is the Indian sign for 'I just wiped, and since I'm in polite company I think you'd like this washed before shaking it.'
Modi: "So Obama says to me 'I'll be more flexible after the next election.' "
Both: Hearty laughter.
"Hey did you hear that Gay joke about O'bama...."
Best part of yesterday's meeting? India and Indian business will take a look at investment opportunities in... CRIMEA.
Ah ah ah ah ah!
Take that anglozionists.
Ah! You said that alreeady . India signed deals with Crimea president too . He was accompanying V.P.
Meanwhile Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko suggested on Friday that India seems to be placing more importance on “money” over “values” by harbouring trade ties with the Crimean leader.
Ukraine President crticises Modi's diplomacy .
Pot meet kettle...
Ukraine President crticises values - ROTFLOL
The U.S. T-Shirt looking more stained and tattered by the day.
I picture it as more of a wife-beater with some blood and mustard stains.
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Gotta keep Europe in line and, well, shit happens.
Yep. Europe shouldn'ta mouthed off like that.
You guys are the perfect example of why, at times, when I break out laughing I try to suppress it best I can so the goobrmint eavesdroppers don't know that I think this shit is way funny.
Gotta admit though, prolly get a Medal of Freedom for repeating Victoria Nuland's sentiments.
Repeat after me....
Whaddaya tell an EU with two black eyes?
Nothing, you done told it twice!
Love it!
Wives can fight back, too dangerous -- how about tied up, illedgally detained prisoner blood?
Isolated.....with 1 billion new friends.
And quarantined from the fetid corpse of the West.
And from what I've heard, Putin's relations with China aren't too shitty either. But of course we should never forget how exceptional the US/EU tandem is. We really still seem to think we rule the world and we control it all, don't we? We're in for a rude wake-up call, I guess.
Untergang des Abendlandes, anyone?
I'm gonna have to see your papers citizen.
Oswald Spengler!
Modi: So I told Oblabla that we'd support all his military escapdes for the next year and not to worry about us dealing with the Russians!
Putin: No you di'int!
Modi: Yes I did!
You really have to try this no pants thing. It's amazing.
Lol
Putin's reply: Russians invented wearing black socks with slippers.
Free-ballin'
He kind of looks like Ben Bernanke in a tunic.
Everything old is new again.
"Vlad, that is the BEST trick I have ever seen! Now where are my pants...?"
US hegemonic FP is good, but not THAT good. Perhaps the rest of the world was simply waiting for someone to take a stand.
meh... they only have a billion people... and nuclear weapons... and 10's of thousands of tons of gold...
Yeah, but they're in the process of handing their gold over to the BoE, so you shouldn't count that.
Only the RBI. The people hold vast quantities.
All the more incentive for the RBI to cooperate in ensuring gold never regains any official acceptance and recognition as currency and money.
Actually, 20000 tonnes.
"Vlad, have you heard the one about John Kerry going into a bar?"
We've got Gold and Oil ... And they don't! HAHAHAHA
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"Then I gave Yellen the Vulcan Shocker, 2 in the pink and 2 in the stink."
LOL!!!! Great cycling gloves by the way....
That's a man baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNzrem4U298
It would be more believable if you said:
"A thumbsky in the bumsky whilst I tickled his fruit basket."
Everyone knows that Moe ain't a chick!
:)
pods
I have figured tranny with full working sets.
A hermaphrodite at birth, its parents wrongly chose to chop rather than sew.
"I wanted so badly at the G-19 to say I can still smell the sulphur at the TelePrompter!"
LOL! I always called her the Dutch Boy, but I'm switching to Moe.
WINNER!
Does this mean companies will pull the call centers and if so where to?
Wait, people still call those places?
I'd rather volunteer for a rigid sigmoid.
But that's just how I roll.
They are still better than most american ones I get to call.
"Sorry m'am to bother you from your busy schedule, would you mind doing your job for a minute and helping me out?"
pods
Everytime I forced to use these "support" lines I always ask how the weather is where they are. Seems the last few times they have been in San Salvador. One guy's english was so good I asked him where he studied English. He said he was from the Bronx and got transferred to El Salvador. I asked him if he liked ES and his reply was that it was "edgy".
Meet the two finalists in the World's Shortest Politician Contest.
Sounds like something's got your butthole hurting.
Stoogie, stoogie, stoogie, are you guys really so insecure (or so frightened) that you can't laugh at the Fearless Leader in even the smallest way, but must instead revere these people who wouldn't wipe their feet on your back because you aren't wearing a cashmere jacket?
I feel so sad for you guys-- to be trapped in the rise of a new totalitarianism and to root on your hero even as things get worse and worse and worse for both you and Russia.
Fear not, oh internet armies of the Motherland, Grofaz II is on the case. He will save you all. So really disheartening to think of someone whose entire sense of self-worth is bound up in the success of another, and one who may not be worthy of the confidence you repose in him.
Thank god I am free of such delusions. And may he grant that you will one day see yourself as an individual worthy of life and freedom apart from everyone and everything else, rather than as a faithful cog bound up in some great machine. Hopefully before it is too late.
time for you meds?
Well, hi, Squiddy,
Frankly, I'm surprised at you.
That guy just called me a Nazi. I thought you'd be happy to welcome me to the club.
Or did you think he's lying?
Things are getting worse for us? Lol i dont think so..in fact much better..
The only country that is on the outs is the USA, just look around at what the US has become: a worldwide pariah that tortures innocent people, invades innocent countries, uses barbaric weapons and war strategies, spies on its ciizena and friends, and exists only for the sake of crony capitalism where obly thieves and criminals can greatly prosper. If you are american then i am sad for you, you live in the modern nazi germany. To deny that reality is insanity, and to defend such a country is sick and criminal in itself. You should watch what you say and do since it will come and bite you in the ass when the chips fall.
Regrettably, EVERYONE lives in a derivative Nazi-style state and that includes you as well as I.
The diference is that I dream of showing those Nazis the door and you dream of getting a promotion to feldwebel so you can afford a larger apartment.
But congratulations on the many wonderful improvements Grofaz II has brought to Russia in the last year.
Name the country which put a resolution to the UN condemning glorification of Nazism.
Name the country that starved millions of peasants to death while exporting wheat and claiming that everybody was doing fine.
Name the country that forced its two minorities to intermarry until they became a homogeneous population devoid of racial animosity.
Name the two countries that fought a war over the outcome of a soccer game.
Name the man responsible for the invention of Brylcreem.
First of all you don't know where I live or what I do, hint: judging by your ideals it's the last place you would want me and you would shit a brick if you knew.
Secondly, judging by your rant it sounds like you don't live in the present. In the modern world there is realy one very bad antagonist standing out in the world above all else, and unfortunatly for you it seems like you are deluded enough into backing the thieves, criminals, and torturers that make up that antagonist.
That leads to point 3: my advice is to watch yourself, your current path and actions are going to get you hurt in the long scheme of things. Trust me on that, or don't. Either way, it's a definitive.
Que sera sera.
First, I had my raisin bran today so brick shitting is not a problem.
Second, if I am backing a den of thieves, criminals, and torturers, it is news to me. If you'd care to drop your mysterious identity thing long enough to name the people you assume I am presumably fronting for, I'd be happy to respond in a thoughtful manner to your concerns. Just to take a quick stab at it, I'm guessing you think I'm some sort of US government aficionado or even paid asset out to ruin the last, best hope of chessplayers everywhere either from spite or a love of flithy lucre.
Third, I said farewell to wealth, power, and worldly things a long time ago. I would like to bequeathe a world, or at least a nation, that basks in a renewed spirit of human liberty as whatever legacy I might leave behind. If I fail, well, I heard the call and tried to answer it. I am not blind to the reality that being in favor of human liberty makes me persona non grata to governments everywhere, including the one you insinuate I worship at the feet of.
In closing, allow me to quote a short snippet from the estimable Benjamin Franklin, whose incomplete autobiography ought to be required reading everywhere on earth just on general principles.
"God grant that not only the love of liberty but a thorough knowledge of the rights of man may pervade all the nations of the earth, so that a philosopher may set foot anywhere on its surface and say: This is my country."
GMC, baby.
Grofaz?
Your German upbringing is shining through
To still believe the only problem are Nazis, while all the other psychopaths of "liberal"/progressive/socialist/corporatist/fascist self-declaration are nothing to worry about...
My goodness, malek. I was wondering if anybody was ever going to muster up the intellectual curiosity to look up the term "Grofaz". No doubt the Okhrana boys simply assumed that if I was using that term on Putin, it was not intended as a compliment and didn't bother to explore any further.
Actually, I think "die Grosster Feldherr dem Allen Zeiten (the greatest general of all time, or grofaz for short) and Grandmaster Putin make a reasonably apt comparision, terminologically-speaking.
Personally, I don't see any real difference, except perhaps in degree, between a Nazi, a Communist, a Fascist, a Progressive, or any of the other communal groupings you aver to. While the term Nazi often gets entangled in its anti-semitic aspects, the whole point of it was to subsume the individual into a collective organism and thus it becomes merely a shorthand in my mind for anybody who falls into the trap of jettisoning their individuality for a comfy place in the hive mind.
Hope that clears up any confusion you might have.
You need to add sarc tag then
Now, now, let them who see, see, and them who don't, well, that makes them not-sees.
so you think you are free and independent human being who has real choices and is allowed to do what he wants yto do? Who is living in a fantasy world here bub? Care to show me what currency you got in your wallet right now? Bet it's that greenbuck that has that "promiser to pay". Sure you are "free".
"None are more hopeless enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." - Goethe
I have always thought that all men everywhere should be free. But if any should be slaves, it should first be those who desire it for themselves and secondly, those who desire it for others. Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I have a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
-- A. Lincoln March, 1865
(quoted from memory, apologies for any slight divergence in the text)
Let's see, what's in my wallet....
Well, actually, nothing. I trade cash for valuable capital goods as fast as I get my hands on any of it since I believe that money of any sort is about to become utterly valueless.
In any marketplace, the ones who profit the greatest are the ones who envisage the demand far in advance of the time when the hoi polloi wake up to the need for it. By the time you recognize that money is worthless and you need to trade it off for anything you can get to some slightly-dimmer sucker before they also figure it out, I will be sitting here safe at home on the range and watching the chaos on the sat.
Listen carefuly, Okhrana dude...
Even you are not dense enough to miss the many storm signals on the horizon. No matter what sort of crisis comes, the FIRST result of it will be that society seizes up temporarily and you will be ON YOUR OWN for at least a short period of time. If you think that Grofaz or Obama or any other "world leader" gives a damn about what happens to you at that time, you are, well, wrong.
Take care of yourself and your family and friends. To hell with all of the great and holy causes. Farewell and good luck.
tarabel, why wasting your time? ZH and putin's boots lickers told us looong time ago the "death" of $. Well, market punished them, but they are just a bunch of "politruks". People with mouths and intestines. So simple. They loose big time, and they will loose even bigger, but no worries: russian mujik will pay the bill at the end. Relax buddy, have a nice glass of wine and be happy you do not live in that shithole called russia. Watch them and be amused. I do so and feels good!
tarabel, why wasting your time? ZH and putin's boots lickers told us looong time ago the "death" of $. Well, market punished them, but they are just a bunch of "politruks". People with mouths and intestines. So simple. They loose big time, and they will loose even bigger, but no worries: russian mujik will pay the bill at the end. Relax buddy, have a nice glass of wine and be happy you do not live in that shithole called russia. Watch them and be amused. I do so and feels good!
Okay, confession time.
Why do I waste my time with these guys?
BECAUSE ITS FUN!!!!
Look at the shitstorm that got stirred up over an innocent observation that their lord and master is, heaven forbid, short.
Well, gee, that's just an objective reality but they can't let such a disparaging thing pass unremarked upon, so they huff and puff and try to discredit the person who offers up the observation that their emperor does wear clothes but does not shop at the Big and Tall Men's store.
This just shows how utterly lost they are. They can't even laugh at the fact that the dude is not Andre the Giant. He must be revered and respected in all things.
Hey, humorless Okhrana minions, guess what?
Putin is short.
But I will take your advice and raise a glass tonight as I watch the sun set over the mountains.
Only 86 downvotes so far? I'm really disappointed in you Okhrana dudes today. Surely you can put out a better effort than that.
Think of this as Operation Bagration and let's see some serious ooomph behind those downvotes.
Here, let me help motivate you a little:
As I write this, I wish to confirm the fact that Grofaz is still SHORT!!!!!
GMC, baby.
"BRICS will be shat."
not applicable.
Modi: knock knock
Putin: Who's there?
Modi: Gold isn't money
Putin: Bwahwhahwaahwa! Good one!
Putin: Okay...okay, I have one for you. Knock knock!
Modi: Who's there?
Putin: Obama is a faggot cocksucker!
Bwahwhahwhaa
Modi: That's not very funny.
Putin: I've got pictures.
Modi: Bwahwhahwhaa
Vlad, you read my mind.. caviar slushies!
"And then I told them, pay in gold!"
LOLOLOLOL
"no... we're only doing wipings with the left hand you see? right hand is only for eating and international relationings..."
Don't be fooled - India is securely in the pocket of Western financial interests.
EDIT: Ha ha, nobody likes to hear the unpleasant reality - who just handed over 500 tons of gold to the LBMA?
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Say bye-bye, RBI, because you'll never see that pile of shiny again.
They KNOW that, they're complicit in the fraud. They think they're going to get into the club by sucking BoE cock, but all they're getting is the junior membership - they clean the shitters and park the cars for the non-brown members.
India is securely in western pocket interests . NOPE .
Update your facts . India hasn't handed any gold to LBMA .
They did a deal whereby they sold (or maybe are still in the process of selling) their 'old gold', that was IN THEIR FUCKING POSSESSION into the domestic market, and replaced it with brand new 'standard' gold, STORED IN LONDON. That's 550 more fictitious tons of gold 'stored' in London.
Modi moonlights as a donkey fluffer at the Rothschild orgies.
Vlady, tell me again how you want to hydrate Obama.
Protip: Never begin a comment with a blockquote if you want votes.
Note to self: comments with replies cannot be edited. :-\
Are you from India curry sauce ?
If you had half a brain you would know or be able to do a websearch, but no, like most of the nihilist psychopaths that comment here, you just fire off your own stupid unfounded presupositions.
Isolated...badge of honor
If India keeps this up, the US will have to pull its call centers from India, and stop hiring its grads in California.
And Canada would have to stop hiring them as airport staff and as taxi drivers. And then where would they be?
Oh golly, golly, bli' me, yes.
p.s. Oh lighten up.
...and so then she said: "How about a little hanky-spanky? I've never had a Vulcan do that to me before."
When Obama leaned over to you and told you he would have more flexibility after his election, were you thinking about fking him like your gymnast girlfriends Vlad?
it was Medvedev
stupid post
I get all the puppets mixed up.
"You wanna be paid in Gold for your Oil????... okay, we'll drop that 20% Gold tax right away!!!!."
I find myself "Rootin' For Putin". The dude has got a pair.The only one is Washington that might have a set is Elizabeth.
Seriously though, I'd want to see India and the other BRIICS participating in Russia's test of its own SWIFT system on 12/15.
Will it be called RIFT?
this hand signal is for our new relationship, two fingers for Russia, two fingers for America, but of course there is this space between them
"That dumb Fuck doesn't even know the difference between a putter and punanny."
Modi: "So I said, 'Fuck Mahatma Ghandi!'. We need vodka more than we need cheap Chinese crap! What do we look like - the United States of America?"
Vlad: We're partnering with some folks! A billion or so of them, at that!
I don't play golf.
What do you think I am, the President of the United States !
So I guess it would be:" Rootin' for Putin he's got a set!"
So this Obama guy is President of what nation?
Greater Israel conundrum: Must get gas pipeline thru Syria to Europe, but must sacrifice Europe to get pipeline thru Syria to Europe.
An American, not US subject.
Sacrifice DC US as well, but no conundrum there.
Talking of pipelines – this is a longish but fascinating read about Russia, Turkey, Syria, Bulgaria, and many other players.
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article40445.htm
+'s for the Vulcan Shocker.
Now all I have to do is figure out a way to work that into the Christmas party conversation.
On behalf of my friend, Michael Rosecliff of @ArcLightInst :
"I know...then...then they said.....i know right...they still think I give a f*ck!!!"
Oh, mon, c'mon, we can do this, right foot forward like me!
"Modi, you look like a dork!
No one wears longies under tennis shorts.
People are staring."
Live long and prosper, you awful man, you!
It's not only about friendship it's about (energy incl. LNG) deals.
Russia, India Sign Energy Deals On Putin Visithttp://www.rferl.org/content/putin-russia-india/26736558.html
I'm trying to visualise a thousand million Indians without any electricity or running water. The space projects going nicely though.
50% of people in India don't have toilets; they shit in the woods, the fields and the roadways. Big problem with polluted ground water.
Modi: So i told Obama how could a man marry a chewbacca
Putin:indeed
I can't imagine why more folks aren't visiting political mastermind and visionary, Mr. Diiiiiiiiccccccckkkkkkkk Cheney, the man with the PLAN!!!.............
Yo, Vlad, you got room for one more in your SCO club? I mean, really, we're charter members of the BRIICSMINT and Friends society. C'mon man - let us in! Let us in!
"and then Barack tells me "Michelle's not a tranny!""
We isolated some folks.
They are having a hardy laugh after Putin told Modi that he has polaroids of Reggie giving Obumbler a rectal feeding, CIA-style.
"The thing I really don't like about our US weapons is that, when we have a problem and call customer service, my brother-in-law Hemendra always picks up. That dude is a total idiot."
They went to the movies without Obomber.
When you see the Anglo Zionist empire rapidly imploding, it's a good day for a laugh.
Told you so!
wipe with this one
US global diktat is cracking at the seams. Just a matter of time before the proper balance is restored.
Hey Vlad, How's those anglo sanctions working out?
Putin: "And after we and Belarus gave the Swiss a one-two punch that made them cry Uncle, Brazil objected to the illogic of paragraph two on item"X.x" and the EU opposed Brazil, offering no explanation LULZ
China offered to take the EU out behind the woodshed and just moments ago behold the EU announced they dropped their raised objection"
many laughs
Modi: "See you in Paris!"
Modi: As you know, we are famous for our chicken dishes, such as Tandoori and Tikka Misala. Which one would you prefer for dinner?
Putin: Chicken McNuggets with Chipolte BBQ sauce
Modi: Bwahahahahaha
Masala*
Chicken Tikka
Butter Chicken yum.
Tell me again why Russia invaded Afghanistan?
The USSR was invited in by the Afghan government.
The US State dept then set up the Mujahideen with (according to Clinton) radical Wahabi fighters from Saudi Arabia (mercenary army) to kill them.
Caption:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Saviours of Eurasia - where America's MIC can't rule...
dude, why ruling over there? whats so interesting there? have you ever been?
I've sailed around the Subcontinent a few times. We'd just "Gas and Go" for a half hour at a Sri Lankan Port. Something about the US Navy not spending too much liberty time there during the Cold War - </sarc>
Let me explain my Caption Entry w/a bit more detail:
The American_MIC and Military's Mighty Arm can only reach as far as IND. They can traverse around it; but can't "pwn it" - thanks to the INDian Armed Forces and their MIC Partner - TEAM_RUS. As for RUS, they own the Eurasian Half of the Arctic (the only one that matters, since North America has easy access to Europa across the Pond); and when Merchant Shipping start traversing it during the Summers, it will be RUSsian Maritime Patrol and Navy ships pwning that Sea Lane.
It's an Empire; but the Empire "does" have its range checked by growing Regional Powers.
I mean it, Vlad is laughing, his situation back in moscow is not that pinky. Actually is geting worst by each day. Sure, he doesnt pay anything, russians will pay for his testosterone.
And BTW, BRICS will be the future of our world when prostitutes in Moscow will ask you to pay in Yuans or that worthless piece of paper called "rubla". Then, sure, $$ era is over.
it's amazing how many people are so very knowlegable about Russia' economic situation but not about their OWN country's economy.
yeah dude, dont be amazed too long: your shity rubla is tanking, think twice you are paind in that rubla shity currency. I am paid in euros/USD and dont give a f... on rubla. Do you? :)) i guess you do?
If you're paid in euros then you are shitting too . Moreover , it's not permanent mady
right dude, let me be paid in euros. in what curr are you paid? rubla? or yuan?
tell me...!
You wish you were paid in euro.
You are paid in the world's oldest profession's oldest currency.
The Creamy Load.
dude, you are a looser. ok?