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Algos Spooked After Yellen Says "Almost All Participants" See 2015 Rate Hike
It was all going well for Janet - stocks were up, crude was down - and then she said...
- YELLEN SAYS ALMOST ALL PARTICIPANTS SEE RATE INCREASE IN 2015
Sending stocks back below pre-FOMC levels and sparking a tumble in Gold, a surge in The Dollar, and slip higher in yields.
and the reaction across assets
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Ooops.
Shut it, Yellen, shut it.
YELLEN SAYS ALMOST ALL PARTICIPANTS SEE RATE INCREASE IN 2015
Sounds like they all need new glasses then...
Janet Yellen is really Kyle's cousin from South Park:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73yZQK-T_78
Well if Joe Blow with his $9 an hour crap job just simply bought some assets, we wouldn't be in this mess.
/sarc
Consider this though, what if for some reason, like loss of sole reserve status for the dollar they are FORCED to raise rates. Something like what just happened to Russia. Then the whole Fed balance sheet goes kaboom and the Second Great Depression is realized.
God help us all.
You apparently have not gotten the memo.
You're way behind the 8 ball if you're listening to Janet right now. Trust me. In debt we trust.
All part of the script. If you believe what any of the branches of Gubmint say, and the FED is a Gubmint branch (NOT independent) -- I'd like to sell you a new technology called AOL.
Don't worry about that, its theoretically possible put practically impossible. The only thing you should be worried about now is missing the next leg higher as they ramp the shit out of the 'market' to close the year substantially higher in all the indexes as people load the boat in anticipation of another 7-30% of nominal gains next year.
yellen is a stupid bitch
Yo yo yo. It's TransitYOYOry . YO YO
"Almost all" has the "sine quan non" of "folks"
It definitely dumped on "a couple meetings"
"YELLEN SAYS ALMOST ALL PARTICIPANTS SEE RATE INCREASE IN 2015"
The Algos thought they were the participants
YELLEN SAYS ALMOST ALL PARTICIPANTS SEE RATE INCREASE IN 2015
These part participants.......are they by any chance avid crack connoisseurs?
Would that be the third quarter of 2015? 'Cause there has been a lot of chatter on here regarding the third quarter of '15 being the end of the line for the status quo.
Yeah yeah, now you see it...now you won't
she should have just sung:
Oh - dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
Then dreidel I shall play!
No more questions for Ms. Yellen...
FT and Bloomberg insist they dropped "considerable time"
Actually they dropped it...they worded it on a very confusing way
Actually they dropped it...they worded it on a very confusing way
40 SPX handles says you're wrong
Bullshit.
Whatever, it took me 3 years 16 months, but I finally have my avatar up.
thumbs up! Yes, baffle them with bullshit!
Thre years and 16 WEEKS dude.
But congrats anyway you mook!
Well thanks, I was using the art side of my brain.
Free. Fair. Effic...ah, fuck it.
HahahahahHahahaha !!!!!!
These fuckers are panicking.
I'm getting sea sick. Someone stop this damn ride and let me get off.
Think of the satanic song catch phrase of Hotel California. That will be your answer wanting to stop participating.
What did people expect FFS!?! Low rates forever??
They always fall for the "Free Beer Tomorrow" sign.
Come on Janet, raise them rates. Let the market decide.
If you did that, you'd be hung upside down by your nutsack.
I say go ahead, pull a Russia, let's see some bean counters' sphincters pucker up tight.
pods
tomorrow is promised to no one unless you're the fed
Etrade handing out free Dramamine samples yet?
Talk, talk, talk....
"Lies' Lies, Lies...Yea-ah !"
Thompson Twins
Mr Yellin cant even keep his lies straight anymore...
Dow up over 200. Guess it is good news now.
LOL!!!!!algos gone wild. 3:30 should be interesting
What happens if she "farts" during the press conference?
the oompa loompa has spoken ...release the hounds er something like that ...makes as much sense as any thing else going on
0.00000001 % would be a rate hike
Wow, she sure does play her cards close to her chest, doesn't she?
Gross.
Moooootorrrrrrrboooooooattttt
A couple is 2. @ 2+2=5
And 1 and 1 and 1, are three.
And 1 and 1 and 1, are three.
Ha! so, some of youse Bozo's really wented to school, damn?
Anybody still believe anything is unscripted anymore?
Dis fucking connect.
This reminds me of the press conference with the Bernamk when the five year started to blow out as he spoke. It took him months of repeating "oops my bag" to repair the damage.
Is it time to roll out the Bullard yet?
Tell me there not plotting the market, sentence by sentence.. please please... We Are So Screwed
We lifted some folks...
0 -.25% for 6 fucking years ...
Banks running it up our ass at 12_20%
Fuck you secular stagnation bitch look at my bank account!!!
how many fucking UM's can possibly stumble out of this bitch's mouth.
Its like listening to a mentally retarded kid read from a travel brochure. I wonder if anyone has a transcript I am curious as to which words she used the most and the variety as well.
Yes, unless you are a bank of course, you will still have access to hundreds of billions at 0.25%.
see the real problem yet motherfuckers?
The blind and the truely educated can not see the problem, because they are the problem.
You know the saying(paraphrasing):
"When your check is dependent on not seeing the truth, you will not see it."
Nice comment LoP. Fucking Chairsatan(Bernanke) must be hiding in an Afghan cave right about now.
What a shitshow... I'm sure he's got lots of monetary tools to use there.
simplistic reactions to a simplistic FED - feels like a bunch of 8 year olds reacting to a lolly scamble
Gold has to go down...Turk posted recently on KWN.
And we're now at highs of the day. Well done, Janet! Have a cookie.
Haha.
You idiots.
Fed minutes translation- 'will these words be enough to lift stawks?'
That's all.
This whole charade is getting fucking hysterical.
Read: All I can do is laugh anymore.
Is there anubody out there dumb enough to believe that QE is not going on? Maybe it's not called QE but I don't give a fuck what anybody says or thinks..... the CB's are still driving this market up. If they weren't buying it up then the whole entire market would collapse and we'd have the dow at 500 max
At some point you might think they would come to the conclusion that ZIRP is corrosive to the economy as a whole, and thus have to raise rates. I mean, what's a little discovery between friends? And if they admit that, then they may come to a realization that QE is backwards for any sort of stiumlation for the real economy.
But you would be thinking wrong, my friend, because reality has no place in an institution that is dedicated to the preservation of finance in the economy, and not the economy.