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bimbo eruption!
Yep - He is, isn't he
Hi, I'm Bill. I'm with the F.B.I. - the Female Body Inspector.
It depends on the meaning of the word "TWO"
Billwillboner
A workin girl's got to make a livin right?
You're smokin' I'm a smoker, we're made for each other
Choices lead to behaviors.
Behaviors lead to habits.
Habits lead to character.
That may be true HH, but sex sells, along with violence and race bait material even on ZH.
Old hags and lipstick don't go. Just don't.
Well at least Bill's standards have shot up a ton.
Btw, nice set of airbags there.
No cigar?
Oops, sorry. From behind you looked like my wife.
Boris is make note of careful placement of lock of hair.
Satan has got that temptation stuff down pat.
I did this today.
He was gonna play "whose your daddy" but he had a campaign stop in Dallas about 9.5 months before she was born...........
pods
She had so much hair, you could'nt see her ring around the collar problem. Well, she prolly could'nt either.
Republican's poster for Hillary campaign
Gonna be a doozie! No principles or base beliefs to debate so it's destined to be a shit slinging contest.
JiffyPop. Stock up on JiffyPop!
Ol' Bill never finished his Rhodes Scholarship. Why? Because he sexually assaulted a woman and was run out of England. True story.
I think he is trying to squeeze the mellons out of the dress by pushing her arms in hahaha
"Honey, as a good gentleman we need to go to a dressing room and make sure you get dressed appropriately! I can help."
is that lil red thingy scotch gaurded?
Blue dress...
red dress...
schmed dress...
To him it's just pvssy!
And he's a dirty old pervert!
That is a serious banger...I'd hit that hard!
Hillary running for President is every dry cleaner's dream in DC.
Sploogefest 2016 here we come!!!!
Bubba: Hey darlin', did you know the word of the day is "legs"? Why don't you and I go back to my place and spread the word?
get on the floor bitch and if you tell any one i'll have the dixie mafia kill you. b clinton
CAN TOO "fuck tits"!
:-)
Bill
Women are like cars, you're better off leasing than buying. As HH's pic points out, they lose value the moment you ride them off the lot. also like cars, there are very few that are classics, worth keeping cuz you know they'll hold their value, like a Helen Mirren or Jane Seymour. Hillary, not so much.
The woman in the red dress? This looks like a presidential diamond model MK Ultra Beta.
Does my dress make this ass look big?
It took me a while to notice her face, when I did, I cringed...."butter face" as in "Nice tits but her face..."
Billy boy doesn't care about the face, he's all tit and mouth man.
He judges a womans beauty by the top of hear head. In that respect Hillary should pull up OK.
So that's Chelsea's sister!! Or is it half sister??
Not unless her mother is Hillary, impregnated by someone other than Bill.
Bill is apparently not the father of Chelsea,
Chelsea's father said to be Webster Hubbell,
as an internet search will demonstrate.
Get yer stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape!
Billy C. bites them on the face, usually the lips, so they can't get away or scream while he's doing his thing. True story too.
actually, she kinda looks like Hillary...if she was: stacked, young, erotic, co-operative, fun and friendly
Andrea Catsimatidis
Her photo appeared in many Chinese newspapers in 2012 wearing
a very similar dress when she and her husband visited Beijing
on the 40th anniversary of Nixon’s trip to China.
Her husband, Chris Cox, is the son of Ed Cox and Tricia Nixon.
Her father, John Catsimatidis, is an extremely wealthy Greek
-American businessman who owns & runs Gristedes Foods.
Bill, giving directions to the 'producers' in Chatsworth, San Fernando Valley, Californicata, Neoconia, Region One, Global Government Order:
"See, this pose is good. Imagine me like this, and this girl's face is covered in a mask. The fat kids in the basement will really get off on seeing my bony fingers groping her, and you can add a soundtrack of her moaning in pleasure as I simulate a dirty thrust or two in the tuckus. Whatever you do, don't let her take the mask off! What'da ya think? Is it worth a front of a bindle or two? NO? Hell, I BOUGHT her these tits... and the dye job too..."
The plastic surgeon is working up from the bottom.
We used to call this a pillow-case.
Put one over her face and it's all good.
"Ehhhh this is Peaches Dubois, she's Hillary's new campaign manager".
Bill will "manage" her for Hillary.
The only thing you are missing is a nice pearl necklace.
-Bill
Gruber Necklace please.
No! I did not "tip" that girl!
giggity
Is that like Cow tipping?
Hillary is a Cow?
"I banged some folks"
We, mon cheri, We.
Wages of sin.
Yes, Hillary is always very attentive to that. And note how discretely she nestles her chins into her scarf, with her wrinkles chasing so playfully after them.
Very observant.
It's difficult to tell where the neck skin folds end and the scarf begins...
I think if Hitlery runs in 2016, the opposing campaign would be smart to attack her through Bill. Hire a bunch of bimbos to "erupt" on him and be sure to get plenty of surreptitious pics of the liaisons. Slick wouldn't be able to help himself. Then the opposition could run campaign ads asking voters if they really want that dirty old pervert back in the White House again?
That would just give her an excuse for having either lost or overcome a nearly "insurmountable" obstacle. Let her run on her "record," and may she and her opponent both lose:
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-don-t-vote-26.png
Bill: A Cigar to anyone that can guess where my right hand is right now
Left hand, but on her ass.
Well, at least it's not a ten year old boy.
.
Not this time, anyway.
Bill's not a very good Mooslum. That broad looks waaaay over 9 yr old.
and too much like a girl.
On her right arm. Where's my cigar?
Bill: If those are titties then I am a motor-boating son of a bitch...
SQUIRREL!!!
The cigar is a bit dry so he put it into her humador to smoke later.
And this ho looks Russian to me....thats one Russian import fuckers like Bill wont be sanctioning for.
OR shes a Russian spy and Bill is the perfect horny candidate to fall for devulging information.
Nah, she doesn't look Russian. Bimbo, yes, Russian, no (Russian babe would be even hotter). But, fuck, man, compared to that hag Hillary, who cares! Go, Bill (and we understand)!
No finger pointing
'He had sex'
Now that would make for a heckuva recall.
You sayin' those silicone airbags were installed by GM?
Makes me regret going into Geriatric Neuro-Proctology instead of Plastic Surgery.
Bill: Is this a "Booby-trap?".
The only thing that photo is missing is two head- sized paper bags.
(and another for HH's Billary pic.)
Butter face
Just play "bite the pillow."
Man, this world needs more problem solvers.
pods
Hillary looks like what happened to Palpatine after he got all crazy with the dark side of the Force and fucked up his face. She and Soros might be related.
Never go full dark side.
In Star Wars the Chosen One was a good guy...sorta.
Hillary is Soros in drag. Have Hillary and Soros been seen in the same room?
I dunno, I think the guy on the right looks ok...
In that picture, she could totally pass as an eccentric male Bulgarian fashion designer.
Notice the muscular forearms? That fashion designer dude could prolly' kick my ass.
Choice of the Nag hag on the right vs the busty one in the tight red dress.
Hmmm, not much of a choice.
Hillary needs to pump her boobs up with plenty of silicon quick, otherwise Bill will never cast another look at her again!
Yep, and Bill got a "lifetime, free pass" when Hillary gave birth to Chelsea Hubbell...
Hitlery looks like a catchers mitt. Yeesh.
Definately a trap.
Hillary looks like Cosmo Kramer after he took up smoking.
A rivetcatchers mitt is more like it.
+1
for going old school..
Here's an interesting tidbit. Hillary Clinton hasn't driven a car in over ?20 years?
How can you be in touch with your constituents if you haven't driven a car in over 20 years?
VIDEO: Students shocked to learn Hillary Clinton is 67, hasn’t driven since 1996
Hillary Clinton hasn't driven a car since 1996 - Yahoo News
I guess there's less than meets the eye to Hillary?
DUI?
X 3.
I luv ya Hedge. That's seriously "photoshopped" I can't stand her, but that's clearly misrepresentative.
The ones below aren't...
EDIT** maybe a couple are.. Hey ever notice that Hillary photos show below the waist?
Thanks Theta.
The point I'm trying to make is that "it's too easy".
I wouldn't fuck Hillary with a "barge pole" and a roast beef sandwich with mozzarella
what the hell do you got against roast beef sammiches? Or is it the mozzie rella?
Hillary fans unite..
http://hillaryugly.com/
God i love the interwebs..
LOL
At a minimum, a head of state should have a head..
Vlad Putin..
Reminds me of Bob Barker.
The price is right? right?
Royals have always had their dalliances. Its their right. Hey, at least he is not claiming a Sovereign's right to bone any bride on her wedding night. We've become much more civilized and progressive.
Those facial lines don't look recent. Can anyone post a recent shot of her highness? You'll notice there isn't a crease in her face. Is she seeing a plastic surgeon or just using those QVC products that tone the muscles? Her hair has gotten blonder also.
I know I'm ready for Hillary! /sarc/
It's too late everyone, the press has already elected her president. No, not that one, your other left!
Airbags (L) | Leather seats (R)
On Bill's defense: He is married to Hillary Clinton, I can't imagine any hell worse than having to sleep with that thing every night for the rest of my life
That is some harsh shit Hedgie...... My first thought was
We have worm sign....
Anyone notice Hill's choice of jewelry?
Bill already has his cigar dippin vag for when them Cubans arrive
This seegar tastes really good...!
President William Jefferson Clinton
Bill is very excited about the news that he can bring Cuban cigars into the country now that he has a new place to put them.
wonder if the price of cuban cigars
will fall faster than the price of oil
we can hope..
Hillary got a new updo!!!! Nice.... no longer stuck in the '70's.
i like billy bones. at least he has his genders straight
can't rule out the fact that she is a japanese blow up doll
Clinton Referees Zeppelin race: Declares it a dead heat.
I need no introduciton. You any good at removing stains from clothes? Forget the stains. Let's just remove the clothes.
Her arms are too big, her tits are fake and she has a small adams apple. Can't rule out that she's not a tranny.
They're only fake on the inside.
pods
I had the same thought. Or she is an average looking woman with a LOT of makeup and a good figure. I am good with makeup and hair. I can make a lot of people look like her or better. Tranny is not out of the question.
Do you really think he cares...?
Careful Harbanger. I made a joke about the H/H portriat , and got lamblasted.
Hillary Clitan, Former job holder, N.Y. Senate, Ex First Douche Bag, Secretary of Idiom, doesn't look like that.
It's a close rendition.
Yup, but like they said about him in Arkansas,
he's a hard dog to keep on the porch.
Did she give "affirmative consent" for arm touching. Otherwise billy is guilt of campus rape.
is this why USO is trading greater than its entire float 2 days running?
take a wild guess, wild bill.
New boob job?
Three boobs!
Maybe, but what about the woman in the red dress?
Taking notes williambanzai7, now that is some good photoshopin'
Not Federal Boob Inspector?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ9lmriWOc
I wanna f*ck you in the ass
just like I did to the rest of America
Don't blame Bill a bit. Hillary is a lesbian hag, and probably has been since the Seventies. Chelsea famously looks a lot more like Web Hubble than Bill.
Oh Billy, is that a "cigar" in your pocket?
Where's the cigar? Oh wait... he can use a cuban soon.
Fucking blasphemy dude..
"Hey, get your minds out of the gutter. This is my daughter. No, not Chelsea. The one I've kept from the public view for reasons I cannot discuss publicly. Doesn't she resemble Hillary in her younger days? Like Hillary at 25 with tons of plastic surgery."
Oddly enough I did see Hillary in her. What a slime.
Hillary IN her? That is a mental image I would like to forget.
pods
Hillary may just be a lesbian.
It is just that her perversions are not as well...how shall I say...BROAD-Cast-ed. (Why did she stay will Bill after the Monica "affair"? What does Bill know?)
Seriously. That she will come out, being revealed before or after she wins the Whore House, remains to be seen.
We currently have a flamer. We may have two in a row as the bulk of the American population is Morally Bankrupt.
Another few minutes you'd see Bill in her
"Fart"
Http://www.hedgeaccordingly.com
What I want for Christmas is your two front...
Teeth? No?
Can I guess again?
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN3Vl2kf5KM
I still have a few presidential condoms left. Wanna see the eagles beak get real big?
Motorboatable.
Nahhhh..
Windshield wipers nice and slow baby..
floatation devices
[ for all the zh boating accidents ]