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SO how many of you readers here are going to lament which evil is the lesser rather than throw away the chains and vote 3rd party? If we all finally grew some balls and voted 3rd party these asshole choices would be out. What do ya got to lose when presented such poor "choices?"
"...What do ya got to lose when presented such poor "choices?"..."
Exactly.
But half the population of the U.S. thinks torture is OK.
Voting won't fix stupid.
The White Trash Hillary was great.
You should make it available as a high rez wall-paper download. Just think of what a motivated individual could do at an Apple store....lol
best images ever
Made my day, William.
Bubba is as Bubba does.
Thanx.
You finally did it WB7. I have no impulse to upvote or downvote one of your works. Time to go read a book ;)
So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane.
The airplane was about to crash, and there were 4 passengers left, but only 3 parachutes.
The first passenger, Rick Perry said “I’m the governor of the great state of Texas, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of millions of people, helping lead our state to prosperity, etc.” So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said “I am the future first female President of the United States, and I am the smartest woman in the world.” So she takes the second parachute and exits the plane.
The third passenger, Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old boy scout “I am old and frail and I don’t have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.”
The boy scout said “It’s okay! There’s a parachute left for you. The ‘world’s smartest woman’ took my backpack.”
Hillary may have Bill as both aset and a liability because of the strong economy vs. Monica.
But Jeb's liability of his pappy being involved in unpopular wars where torture was on the table could be even worse, and let's not forget where bailout citi started.
Well, Bill had the REPUBLICAN congress to lead him rightly on the economy....ok, who am I kidding.
Left Right, Rep Dem....make a choice...leads the same place.
Agreed. But ol' Jeb got his Bonesmen backing him up. That carries alot of weight in a NWO scenario.
Two vultures are looking down from a tree branch at a thirty-three day old dead stinky corrupted carcass named the world-economy, and the elder one says to the youthful one, patients my ass, I am going to kill something.
I know you guys love & hate my... Look! Over there! Squirrel!!! ...stories so here's another one on this day that Obama befriended our squirrely neighbor to the south.
"The woman, Estefanía Isaías, had been barred from coming to the United States after being caught fraudulently obtaining visas for her maids. But the ban was lifted at the request of the State Department under former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton so that Ms. Isaías could work for an Obama fund-raiser with close ties to the administration."
Working for the Messiah, doing God's work, nothing wrong here, she was just handing out fliers, manning the phone bank, fighting for the little people and under nourished kitty cats!...sigh.
"It was one of several favorable decisions the Obama administration made in recent years involving the Isaías family, which the government of Ecuador accuses of buying protection from Washington and living comfortably in Miami off the profits of a looted bank in Ecuador."
Wait, wut?
"The Obama administration has allowed the family’s patriarchs, Roberto and William Isaías, to remain in the United States, refusing to extradite them to Ecuador. The two brothers were sentenced in absentia in 2012 to eight years in prison, accused of running their bank into the ground and then presenting false balance sheets to profit from bailout funds. In a highly politicized case, Ecuador says the fraud cost the country $400 million."
Leaving aside the dubious nature of the "aquired" wealth, apparently the richest 1% inequality meme is really just a suggestion of proper societal sharing.
"But while scrutiny has typically focused on whether the family’s generous campaign donations have helped its patriarchs avoid extradition, the unorthodox help given to Ms. Isaías, the daughter of Roberto, has received little attention."
"The Obama administration then reversed its decision and gave Ms. Isaías the waiver she needed to come to the United States — just as tens of thousands of dollars in donations from the family poured into Mr. Obama’s campaign coffers."
Mere coincidence!
"An email from Mr. Menendez’s office sharing the good news was dated May 15, 2012, one day after, campaign finance records show, Ms. Isaías’s mother gave $40,000 to the Obama Victory Fund, which provided donations to the president and other Democrats.
“In my old profession as a prosecutor, timelines mean a lot,” said Ken Boehm, a former Pennsylvania prosecutor who is chairman of the National Legal and Policy Center, a government watchdog (and Captain Obvious). “When a donation happens and then something else happens, like the favor, as long as they are very, very close, that really paints a story.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/17/world/americas/ecuador-isaias-obama-campaign-robert-menendez-hillary-clinton.html?_r=1
The whole sordid thing is worth a read but in this humble guys opinion is, the NYT's has just thrown Hitlary & Obama under the bus.
Fauxcohontas or bust! ;-)
Ecuador you mean that country & LDN embassy, shielding Assange from trumped up US/Sweden based rape charges by 2 dubious wenches claiming a burst condom constitutes rape?
Poor America, poor world. The end of the planet is closer than ever ...
Sometimes, I realy fucking hope so.
I'll bet that "little dubya" peed all over "Big Jebbie"; and Billary is gonna get breast or lung cancer from carrying her mobile next to her boobs! So, see, there's nothing to worry about...unless Jeb changes Dubya's diaper! But I don't think he will; Jeb's got LAZY written all over his face.
Sad hard to figure why Bill wasn't getting his lovin at home. how about a date who comes with her own bag of taquitos. priceless
Yep, WB VII, we are fucked! Excellent work today!
"Stay out da Bushes!"
WE are fucked.
gives a whole new meaning to the designation... ugly little brother...
Jesus H. Chrsit Banzai!
Thanks for making the worst nightmare a great laugh!
Clinton is the guy in the chair:
https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A0LEViOE9ZFUURIA6jMPxQt.;...
Are we running out of elitist stooges? No one left whom we can count on for high crirmes and misdemeanors?
Springtime for Obama, and the EU
Winter for Putin, and natural gas
Good post WB, as usual.
Me thinks Jeb is jumping in now, so he and his croonies can hoover up a ton of cash
from the 'donor class', before Romney spoils it for everybody else. IMHO
I know it's hard to get in the holiday spirit when contemplating Clinton-Bush the rerun part IV, but here is a Zerohedge Christmas carol which, when combined with strongly spiked egg nog, might help:
The NSA is Watching You Now !!
You better watch out.
You better not post.
You better encrypt or your privacy’s toast.
The NSA is watching you now.
They’re planting malware,
Turning web cams on.
Your fourth amendment rights are all gone.
The NSA is watching you now.
They see with whom you’re sleeping
They know whose tits are fake
They know that you read Zerohedge
and they know what drugs you take
Sooo you better not sarc.
You better not flame.
You better not say Obama’s to blame.
The NSA is watching you now.
They see your doctor’s records.
They know when you can’t pee.
And they play pin-the-polyp
on your colonoscopy.
Sooo you better get lead,
Better go off grid.
Don’t be criticizin’ the Squid.
The NSA is watching you now.
They store your metadata.
They listen to your calls.
They know your’re hoarding guns and gold,
And they know you scratch your balls
Sooo you better watch out,
You better encrypt.
You better bug out before the shit hits.
The NSA is watching you now.
They see you in your bunker.
They know you like Ron Paul.
They see the manly chest of
Vladimir Putin on your wall.
They’re putting you on
their no-fly list
‘cause you’re starting to look like a terrorist.
The NSA is watching you now.
You better lie low
or the powers that be
Will detain your ass indefinitely.
The N-S-A is watching yooooou now !!
Merry Christmas everyone.
Here's a video made last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pcWlyUu8U4
brilliant!
i'm dreaming of a non-redacted christmas
I'd be all for banning the fucking Bushes and Clintons from politics forever........but does it really matter. Seems TPTB will always make sure their guys/gals get in regardless of silly stuff like party.
Keep the parties fighting, and the parties within the parties fighting, and it's smooth sailing for them.
Sportsguychestbump!!
http://modern--family.tumblr.com/post/19578568437/danfromuk-sports-guy-c...
Flashback 2010...
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/35159137/ns/politics/t/hw-bush-visits-obama-wh...
WASHINGTON — Former President George H.W. Bush and his son Jeb paid a social call on President Barack Obama at the White House Saturday.
The former president, 85, walked gingerly into the White House, using a cane, as heavy snow fell. He departed 35 minutes later, telling reporters it was a "good meeting, good meeting."
His son Jeb, a former governor of Florida, was with him.
White House aides said the visit was simply a social call because the former president was in Washington for a dinner.
Puppet BO, meet the next puppet JB......
God, lets hope not.
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.. getting dupe posts for some reason.....
For them it's like wanting to move back into their family trailer.
"I have been a member of the CFR for a long time, even a director, I never mention that when I am running for Senate back in Wyoming"
Dick Cheney.
BLaCK OPS CHRiSTMaS...http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-15/black-ops-christmas
The only person from Wyoming I want in office is Longmire.......and he's fictional dammit.
LOL! Thanks WB7.
We would have to resurrect Andrew Jackson from the grave and give him command of the ghost army from WWII to root out the evil in Washington and Wall Street and destroy the national (private) bank.
Whatever your political leanings (or atheism) you'd have to admit how tragic it is that for 2016 all we have are re-hashed family members of previous crony administrations. It's as if we never shook off the yoke of the nobility or the Magna Carta was never signed.
Old Hickory has a mixed record for when he had an army under his command, however, his most epic and pro-freedom actions occurred when planned violence against him failed. Like when two (2) pistols of an assassin (funded by people with lots of money) mysteriously failed to fire and he beat the ne'er-do-well with his cane.
double post
Hell, give him the ghost army from Lord of the Rings.
Ultimately it is up to us to go out and fight for the right people at all levels. We have to thin these turds out before they become our only choice (between runny and firm). I know it seems impossible but the tools were left to us and I think we have been too lazy or self absorbed to use them. I see myself as pretty damned agitated but I have yet to appear at a local party meeting to make my voice heard. It seems always so much "safer" to do my screaming in a crowd or anonymously on a blog.
Oh mine, these are foul, I need to face a bucket.
TIME FOR A REAL FUCKING BOSTON TEA PARTY AGAIN, METHINKS.