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Santa Yellen Arrives: Stock Buying-Panic Sparks Biggest Short Squeeze In Over 3 Years

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More crazy pills...

 

Another day, another face-ripping short squeeze... this was the biggest day for "most shorted" stocks in over 3 years!!!!

And...

 

...that lifted stocks magnificently from last night's closing lows to the week's highs...

 

Small Caps rip in a massive short squeeze... up 2% on the week now!!!

 

Broken Markets

 

S&P's best day since Jan 2013... ripping back above the 50DMA and 100DMA

 

Don't get too excited...

 

Ruble rallied...

 

Oil roundtripped...

 

Energy credit did indeed raly on the day - how could it not - but we suspect stocks are getting a little ahead of themselves

 

Treasury yields rose on the day...post FOMC

 

rates decoupled from stocks

 

The USDollar surged...

 

Silver was relatively flat (but down hard on the week), goldslipped lower after FOMC, oil pumped and dumped...

 

 

 

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:15 | 5565006 FieldingMellish
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Incredible day for the PM miners today. Have we turned?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:22 | 5565057 ParkAveFlasher
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What's incredible about stumps no longer spurting blood?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:52 | 5565249 YHC-FTSE
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+1 Funniest question I've seen all week. Wasn't drinking any liquids but still had to wipe the monitor. (Spittle, not semen you degenerates)

Tis but a scratch.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:43 | 5565515 Ahoy Polloi
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Tylers ~ That dude VOMITING on the rollercoaster [which was published the other day] needs to go onto one of these fototag reels.

 

Just sayin' ~ LOL

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:48 | 5565531 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Blah. Big rally into Chrismas. Ho ho ho the Santa Claus rally is here ............. before the big crash coming folks. Hedge well!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:53 | 5565558 TheAnalOG
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That's right... give we the money or we send a big 'ol sine wave up yo sphincter!!

 

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Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:06 | 5565593 Meme Iamfurst
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The Santa Clause ralley will be replaced by the...... Sanity clause rally. 

Attention mumpets...Why anyone would think for one second that the Fed CAN raise rates ....has no grasp on what one 0.01% increase would do to the US budget.  We can't pay it back now at this generous rate the Fed has forced savers to endure.

 

We are stuck in a painted corner, ground hog day, until chaos takes over.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:18 | 5565929 Escrava Isaura
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Psssst..... Let me tell a secret.

Get this over your head, you were told a lie. There’s NO market since 1944.

 

And, because of US recession of the 70’s, the dollar became an exponential “Currency War” in steroids and everything else under the sun, since the 80’s.

 

There is zero physical evidence that you can change that.

 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:21 | 5565410 auntiesocial
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its only a flesh wound...

that is why I am buying all the Zimbabwe dollars I can get my little hands on... they are going to surpass USD any day now

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:59 | 5565854 xtop23
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Now that's just funny right there.

+1 Park

( I can laugh now .... since I took my lumps a few years back and never played the miners again. )

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 23:16 | 5566612 Lets Buy The Dip
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this is true. Alot of zero hedgers are always bearish, and all the world is collapsing. 

And maybe it is, but this sign here, and this very very intersting chart is hinting lots more upside in the market is coming. LOTS => take a look http://bit.ly/1fMcakI

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:28 | 5565088 Motorhead
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I'm sure the pumping hyaenas at King World News and Jim Sinclair would say so.  But then again, they say that every day.  Day after day after day after day....

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:34 | 5565132 bwh1214
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Not with the metal turning down.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:30 | 5565463 Grinder74
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What about the chart for ticker CUBA?  Surely no pump and dump going on there, trading 100x it's daily volume.

http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=CUBA+Interactive#%7B%22range%22%3A%22...

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 22:35 | 5566471 ebworthen
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FieldingMellish said:  "Incredible day for the PM miners today. Have we turned?"

Jesus, let us pray.  Bought into a fund at $17/share, had to cash some out at $14/share, but it was at $45/share at one point - should have moved it at that point.  Timing, it's always about the fucking timing, isn't it?

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 00:45 | 5566953 Bloppy
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This short-squeeze has one-day wonder written all over it.

 

Flood of donations to North Korea refugee resettlement charity in response to Sony's cowardice:

http://tinyurl.com/pro72d4


Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:17 | 5565018 SelfGov
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The knobs and levers pulled by the powers that be will become quite usless once this starts to crumble.

Like trying to steer a car while going off a cliff.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:50 | 5565242 Incubus
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cliff doesn't matter. just...need...to...get...to...88mph

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:05 | 5566115 NubianSundance
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Not if the car is going at around 17000mph, then it'll keep going forwards until it hits something.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 22:41 | 5566475 El Vaquero
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It'll be like having their drag link brake.  On the interstate.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:16 | 5565020 ghostzapper
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Well ummm yeah everyone knows if you keep RUB, RUB, RUBbing that RUB/USD eventually it needs a break and loses its erection. 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:30 | 5565457 max2205
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Russia gets Ukraine and all we get is Cuba?  WTF!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:00 | 5566088 roadhazard
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MY bet is Putin does NOT get Ukraine or any part of it. What do you think the sanctions are about.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:18 | 5566166 Winston Churchill
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Why on earth would Putin want Ukraine ?

Whats left without Crimea is a bucket of shit, sans bucket.

Why would the west want it ?

Trick question.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 23:18 | 5566620 sun tzu
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NG pipelines. All they have to do is divert them to the black sea or through Turkey and Rus is Kaput.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:02 | 5566106 HardlyZero
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...and Russia gets their Ukrainian Women too !

However we get Cuban cigars (as long as they are not swimming over).

Crazy times !

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 23:14 | 5566608 Charming Anarchist
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WTF what? 

Where would you rather vacation? 

 

Russia gets Ukraine and all we get is Cuba?  WTF!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:19 | 5565030 Number 156
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Price discovery mechanism fully broken.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:47 | 5565227 TheRideNeverEnds
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Broken or working as intended?

 

FED said free money will continue for at least another two meetings, market priced that in very quickly and the market went straight up 2%.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:18 | 5565035 Seasmoke
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Gold and Silver just keep running in place on a hampster wheel. 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:29 | 5565096 Motorhead
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Gold was on, like, a 13-year winning streak.  It was bound to cool off.  It'll be back.  Eventually.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:00 | 5565283 El Oregonian
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"Like trying to steer a car while going off a cliff".

 

You might not have good steering once you go off the cliff... But the "Air Brakes" should work just fine...

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:12 | 5565365 Ahoy Polloi
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'HAMPSTER'???

 

Is that like, a Lloyd Blankfein like rodent scurrying through a tunnel at his weekend vacation house?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:38 | 5566258 armageddon addahere
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Do the HAMPSTER Dance with Hampton and the Hampsters

http://hampsterdance.com/classics/originaldance.htm

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:12 | 5565652 Meme Iamfurst
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funny...the reason brakes were put on a car is so you can GOOOOOO faster.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:21 | 5565045 i_call_you_my_base
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Shit, and I thought she was going to raise rates!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:14 | 5565375 El Oregonian
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uh-oh, you forgot to put those sarcastic thingy's at the end of your comment...

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:25 | 5565429 Winston Churchill
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The fact they didn't is interesting though.

If the FedRes was onboard for war against Russia, they would have raised rates,

and screw the stock market.

And this is not \s comment..

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:22 | 5565054 Barnaby
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Gonna buy Google Glass for all my nephews and grandkids in celebration!

America. Fuck yeah.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:24 | 5565062 Rainman
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I ran through a whole bottle of milk of magnesia ... and it's only wednesday.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:30 | 5565107 Motorhead
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Does that go good with vodka?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:15 | 5565377 Ahoy Polloi
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Everything goes good with vodka. [Except the tab they hand you afterwards]

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:39 | 5566263 armageddon addahere
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Vodka and Milk of Magnesia - the Philips Screwdriver

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:34 | 5565483 Took Red Pill
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only if its Russian vodka

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:31 | 5565111 Tsar Pointless
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Now it's going to return the favor and run right through you.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:25 | 5565068 wendigo
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I used to take crazy pills for recreational purposes. I'm sorry to say I may have overdone it. 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:28 | 5565094 Goldbugger
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Short Squeeeze = DEAD CAT BOUNCE.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:32 | 5565119 Karlus
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>Short Squeeeze = DEAD CAT BOUNCE.

Bigtime. The hangover will wear off in a day or two and we will all realize that Granny Yellen really didnt tell us anything we didnt already know

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:55 | 5565255 Winston Churchill
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The death of petrodollar recycling and liquidity can only go one way.

By Friday this pig will be going downhill again.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:08 | 5565905 Yen Cross
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 Winston, oil is moving higher. Not because of demand. 

 The trade is too oversold. Sell the retrace my friend.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:15 | 5565919 Winston Churchill
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I won't trade in these 'markets'.

If I want to gamble I will play backgammon, I know I will win over a set.

The rules don't change mid game either.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:19 | 5565936 Yen Cross
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 I'm flat winston. I sure see some doors opening though?

 I do have this obsurd Aussie small open. I'm being patriotic.  ;-)

 We know the game after Friday close. Albiet, I think it might be soft this year?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:00 | 5565280 Frank N. Beans
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Exactly, cat (dog?).  It was all just rubbish, a few virtually meaningless word changes, and algos go wild and shorts gotta cover.  It bemuses me.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:45 | 5565805 DeadFred
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It's all gone tomorrow. I hope they enjoyed it.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:29 | 5565101 Tsar Pointless
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Janet's threat to raise interest rates is akin to the father yelling to his children misbehaving in the backseat during a long trip that he is going to "turn this thing around and go back home" if they don't settle down.

In other words, it ain't gonna happen.

Yellen: We fooled some folks. Again.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:44 | 5566037 Eyeroller
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"You have until I count to three to stop it!  One... two... two and a half...  "

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 22:47 | 5566511 El Vaquero
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A friend of mine from high school has two brothers - twins.  His dad didn't fuck around when they were in the back seat and they started causing problems.  He'd tell them to knock it off once or twice, and if they didn't, he'd just reach back without even looking, grab a big hunk of flesh from whatever twin he happened to get ahold of, pinch really hard and twist while saying "Are you going to knock it off?"  Worked every time.  

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:31 | 5565108 wmbz
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See, it's all good, it's always all good! Jack and crew got this! Only a fool missed BTFD. 18,000 by Christmas!

We live in the land of make believe... All you have to do is believe!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:30 | 5565113 Keltner Channel Surf
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Well, this is where text-parsing algos have a decided advantage over me (no surprise):  I thought I heard the Fed say they would be “patients”, which I assumed to mean confined at local sanatoriums, save the two hawkish dissenters, who will visit them periodically, giving a gift of Etch A Sketch’s that, even after being shaken vigorously, display a non-erasable chart of Fed Bal sheet vs. participation rate.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:33 | 5565135 i_call_you_my_base
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There are no text parsing algos for chair speeches. When the chair speaks = buy. This is has been going on for years.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:34 | 5565143 Winston Churchill
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Fed cat bounce.

Watch out below.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:43 | 5565173 Keltner Channel Surf
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As they say, in caves all cats are grey.

(Come to think of it, today makes me want to pull out depressing older Cure albums from the early 80s ...)

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:48 | 5565224 Winston Churchill
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Listening to Mr. Yellen finally convinced me none of 'our' leaders have a clue.

The RMS Titanic has a blind ,deaf mute cabin boy at the helm.

Full speed ahead, damn the icebergs.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:44 | 5565519 disabledvet
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"Fat Cat bounce" it is then....

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:45 | 5565520 disabledvet
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"Fat Cat bounce" it is then....

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:09 | 5565348 Penniless Spectator
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What has to happen for you to reach for the Smiths? I guess Joy Division means total meltdown.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:24 | 5565431 Keltner Channel Surf
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Selfishly, probably depends if I was long or short :)    JD might do the trick, or perhaps Arab Strap, given the unflinching honesty.  

Actually, the following Felt couplet kept going through my mind over the past few weeks as global finance ministers continue to posture:

You're trying to fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself
You're trying much to hard to make your world seem like a dream

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:33 | 5565728 FlameSky
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No. Total Meltdown requires Bauhaus...  Rosegarden Funeral Of Sores

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:38 | 5565161 Squid Viscous
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"bonds weren't buying it" LOL they got fooled 220 days this year might as well stick with the gameplan

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:38 | 5565170 Billy Sol Estes
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FSTO vol traded up 600% today, peaked at +38% midday, then ass-cratered down -38% to end at .21

18 million volume, avg 2.9 million.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:32 | 5565478 Grinder74
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...and CUBA: 24 million, avg 23 thousand

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:38 | 5565172 Ban KKiller
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I was told in ninth grade that taking LSD would make me have a flashback at some later date. 

Is this it? Nope. Got fooled again by the pretty color charts. Dang!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:41 | 5565193 thismarketisrigged
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what else did u expect?

 

of course they would wipe out 2 days worth of losses on the s&p in 1 day.

 

what these fuckers will do day after day is remarkable.

 

if today had been a down as many pts as we finished up, futures would wipe away all losses tonight. However, since it was an up day significantly, futures will still be up.

 

i want the system to fucking collapse already, fed up

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:34 | 5565485 Beowulf55
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Careful what you wish for.......

you might not like what comes next............

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:16 | 5566162 dreadnaught
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my vote is for Putin to slap down the corrupt, criminally insane mob that runs this country----The USA is no longer our country-the Banks own us and we are stooges allowed to slave away here

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:41 | 5565194 exartizo
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its insane for this old fat lady to hold this kind of power over the United States equity markets.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:51 | 5565234 Keltner Channel Surf
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Tune belter Kate Smith, especially in the 1940s, had the same impact on thin-rimmed champagne glasses (as did Ella Fitzgerald in the classic 70s "Is it live, or is it Memorex?" commercials . . . Christ, I'm getting old)

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:58 | 5565263 Squid Viscous
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You mean the lady who sings "God Bless America" while they chain you in your row at Yankee Stadium for your mandated "Patriotism" even though you really have to take a piss?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:08 | 5565344 Keltner Channel Surf
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That's correct, Squiddy, but I suspect you may have lost your chance to throw out the first pitch at the next Indians/Yankees game

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:01 | 5565578 Squid Viscous
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ha, well I have been to more great Yankee games than you can imagine Chambliss '76, Reggie Game 6 '77, Clemens/Piazza 2000, Jeter Mr November 2001,  ... but that was my last paid for, felt like Guantanamo prisoner- fuck that

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:43 | 5565212 NEOSERF
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Down 305 tomorrow...

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:00 | 5565220 gapcrap
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t’was 8 days before christmas, dec. was soon to expire
the festival of lights was here, with it’s eight days of fire
the bulls were dormant, their hubris handily contained
stocks had collapsed, and crude oil was to be blamed

while visions of dollars, danced in their heads
bears rejoiced, whilst bulls slept in their beds
dreaming of a sleigh, pulled by many reindeer
bulls wondered if st. nick would show this year

one long abruptly awoke, searching for the great man in red
but, found a woman standing there, dressed in blue instead
no one else awoke; there was nary another soul to see
he whispered to himself, "janet yellen is standing next to me"

“happy hanukkah”, she said. as she brushed off some snow
maybe you were expecting someone else? i just don’t know
a jovial man named chris, with a sled pulled by many reindeer
turned out, peta complained, and i’m replacing him this year

thought some charitable work, would be good for my reputation
hit a few homes here and there, before i go to miami for vacation
no sliding down chimneys, nor any high-flying sleighs in the sky
no reindeer named rudolph, just a limo with a driver named sy

with a smile, a wink of her eye, and a tilt in her head
"i’m long chocolate coins covered with gold", she said
i feel your pain; the price of gold is way down too
just have faith in the fed, as she faded from view

i know you’ve been good, not bad; not naughty, but nice
so, no need to pout, stocks are at such a reduced price
yet, it’s only fitting to give credit, where credit is due
not to a fat man in red, but the munificent lady in blue

-gapcrap

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 17:47 | 5565229 mayhem_korner
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Ever go to a dinner and everyone stares at each other until someone decides to act like their normal self and order dessert?  Then everyone else orders dessert.  They just didn't want to be the first.

The "markets" work the same, except that there are pre-programmed algos that take on the role of being first to order dessert.  As soon as Yellen states one of the buzz words, the algo orders dessert.  Then all the brainless traders see that someone is bidding the market, and they jump in for fear of missing out on a rally.  So they all order dessert, when in reality none of them had the appetite.  It's magic.

When this pig finally dies, it's going to be a death like no other.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:52 | 5565556 RaceToTheBottom
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Hmmmm, dessert...

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:41 | 5566267 813kml
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May they be just.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:05 | 5565312 Al Huxley
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People were so desperate to buy that even the gold miners got a bid into the close.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:21 | 5565945 Yen Cross
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 That's the Al I love!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:07 | 5565318 voltrader66
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Yeah ZeroProfit losers...S&P 2100 here we come.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:24 | 5565955 Yen Cross
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   Okay, please forward a 'fully accounted for" trading statement ASAP.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:06 | 5565319 Karaio
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They are terrified!

That pile of bad checks are returning home ...

hehe.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 23:03 | 5566568 Minge
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Get bent.  hehe.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:14 | 5565374 lasvegaspersona
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OT

We DO negotiate with trrrst...at least SONY does.

I wonder how bad the other emails were....I'm guessing the contents were REALLY bad, so bad the company could not risk fighting.

I hope the hackers now release the other data and let us know just how disgusting a big Corp can be. Cowards deserve the worst.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:23 | 5565390 economists_do_i...
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Has there even been 1 energy company that filed for bankruptcy or defaulted on it's bonds?  How can anyone even START to think this "thing" is even halfway played-out until then??

This S&P +40 nonsense might only stick/hold for a day or 2.  Algo's aren't exactly know for their long term convictions or buy & hold strategy.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:38 | 5566014 conscious being
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Enron?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:13 | 5565394 Victory_Garden
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Sorry, this needed some proof reading. Corrected version.

Ya wanna know how to get someones attention? Tell them something is going to affect their pocketbook, their cash flow, their moola! You wanna know why that above all things instantly grabs their immediate attention? Because god has become money, and almost every soul on earth is totally controlled by it. Nothing other than a profound psychoactive spiritual experience will ever change that in the modern world of man. People no longer want to hear from true men of God, no, not the 501c3 govt church false prophets, they all for the most part, only want to hear from men of money. The moneychangers own them all in today's time.

Fear survival is the new Paradigm. Ultimately, this will be the downfall of the entire human/etc civilization. Those who have replaced God/Love in their hearts with the evil spirit of the controlling money-god will crash quickly, and burn horribly in the final countdown that is coming.

Tick...tock...tick...tock...to oblivion. Spend your hard earned money to hurry up and die, be it through sheer ignorance of the bigger picture, or massive overindulgence at the drinking fountain of evil, and death. Choose your blinding poison well, or break free of the wicked old-arse paradigm of command and control.

Preparation is nine tenths of the Law of Survival. Think like a Boy/Girl Scout. Some might say that will get you killed because others in massive numbers will come to take what you have. Well, that might be true. Without an awakened and prepared family and community, that could happen. In the long run, reckon it all depends on how much you can carry, and how mobile one can be in the event that the country turns into anarchy.

http://survivalblog.com/your-bags-are-packed-but-are-you-ready-to-go-by-m-t/

(lots of helpful info here, folks)

All as well planed of course and as long seen to come to pass, the stomach becomes god. Nothing else will matter. People become stark raving mad when they are starved and go without water. People will kill each other fighting over the last can of fake tuna fish, or a nasty bunch of GMO-shit-foods.

Having these two basics, a strong family and community, WILL be the only saving grace Americans have in the not too distant future. There is a great hope that by being warned now of the potential outcome from a crashed on purpose to profit from financial meltdown that may include the theft of Pension funds and bank accounts, it might stop it all or decrease the severity. There is the planed take down of America just like it happened to nazi germany just before WW II. Same darn cycle and so many stupid people that refuse to get it.

The sad truth is, the same evil banksters that started WW I and II are fast at it in almost the same exact cycles. All of nature proceeds in some sort of cycle, or another. Most are meant as guides for a natural and normal harmonic balanced lifestyle. And some, like the war cycle that was invented along with the great 1913 crime of establishing the rothschids Federal Reserve System, are not good at all. Quite opposite of Natural Law, to be precise. What was it said about the control of a countries money system, and not caring who ran the country? Hummmmm.....

They, the war criminal families that own the nazi/commie bush/clinton clan, created two world wars and profited from them, while millions died. All as planed, of course. They, the new breed of bankster filth, are now poised to instigate the third world war after they crash the entire world economic system, and then sit it out in beijing, china. All as planed, of course. The glove puppet maurice strong has been there running from canadian authorities for many years sucking oil profits from them, while preparing the new world order headquarters in the new money engine country, china. This is why we see so many investors running there. THEY ALL KNOW of the plans to eliminate America and Russia by pitting them against each other to eliminate both, so the babylonians can later crawl out as the new world order. Kinda like the puppet zionist deception antics.

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/major-anti-russian-false-flag-coming_122014

After the mass culling of billions of human beings (un-$upported baby boomer$) using all sorts of killing methods, they plan to come out of their cesspool underground hidey-holes into the sunshine some decades from now to smell the clean air after sucking recycled old people farts for that long amount of time. Could be 90 years before they ever see sky again, but they are bound and determined to breed like the cacaroches they are to some day emerge and be the masters of the world with a electronic money-god, and a few thousand slaves, or so. That is, if the sun doesn't completely fry everything on the planet into a molten state for a few months, or so first.

Babylonian banksters are anti-Love.

Since WW II there has been a long string of endless wars ever since. Who cares. Ask, who profits from all that warmongering, and who are the losers? Answers: The rothcilds/rockifeler/etc gangster criminal bankster industry of money changers are the winners, and the world's people are the losers. Which side are you on?

Ring..ring...ring...

Toad senator/congress/parliament member/assorted puppet leader

critter: Hello...

CIA: Yes, hello senator toad/congress critter/parliament member/assorted puppet leader, we just thought we would call as we said we would do to tell you when it was time for you and your family to head to the bunkers before we start receiving incoming missiles after we fire ours, but have to now regretfully inform you that the wonderful rothschild masters have decided you are all “useless idiot” traitors and not worthy of going underground to breath their farts. This was your promised warning call and our way of saying SUCKER!!! just before that flash you will notice outside your window in 10...9...8...7....6.....

 

Of interest:

http://www.naturalnews.com/047878_news_blackout_government_censorship_catastrophic_event.html#ixzz3M5T6tILW

http://www.prisonplanet.com/are-you-really-ready-for-the-world-to-be-ruled-by-bankers.html

 

 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:22 | 5565420 Al Huxley
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Guess all those energy credit crunch concerns were overblown - all it took was a few soothing words from Auntie J and everything's back to normal LOL.  This stuff kills me.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:32 | 5565479 SheepDog-One
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'We're 'Murkans! Of course your stawks will always go up don't worry we got your back!'
So soothing....in reality this crap probably only has the usual 24 hour market staying power.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:23 | 5565426 breadonwaters
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OK kiddies, we know the assholes are going to take this bus right over the cliff, reagardless of the screams of us passengers.....its time to seriously talk about how we can stop the bus.  Think of the passengers on the 911 flight that broke into the cabin to forestall the 911 terrorists....and take a deep breath.  We are fucked, but we might as well take some of the bastards with us.  No, im not saying gab the guns and ammo...that will come in time....but we could take our money out of the big banks ....that will be a start.  Ive already done that ...why would i leave my money in a bank that will take it for their gambling debts.

I wish i had more...but if the majority took out heir deposits, this might have a beginning effect.

Now how do we start a campaign to take our money back?

 

IDEAS?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:31 | 5565466 Winston Churchill
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Won't work, they now create the reserve for fractional reserve banking.

So its basically infinite leverage.

Nice work if you can get it.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:50 | 5565549 medium giraffe
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th* m4tr1x hxs y0# n30

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:05 | 5565604 disabledvet
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Big difference between a bubble and wealth creation.

All Wall Street has ever created is debt.

And we have the recovery to show for it.

Again stay long cash.

There is a MASSIVE inflation Wall Street is trying....and failing...to engineer.

Its really poignant that the "solution" is seen as bombing people.

A Final Solution indeed.....

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:01 | 5565587 forwardho
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The "banks" don't need your stinking money.

They have access to unlimited intrest free cash from .fed.

 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:44 | 5566032 harleyjohn45
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The only advantage I can see to keeping your cash out of a bank, is in case of a bail-in, you might be better off.  Our government as no crediblity. 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:49 | 5566053 Eyeroller
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Banks are required to report to the Gubmint any cash withdrawals of $10K or more.  (Also, any cash withdrawals just under $10K made multiple times).  Be prepared to be audited.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:13 | 5566153 bunnyswanson
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This is what wars are made for.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:26 | 5565434 Jstanley011
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It's all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows from now on. Yay!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:28 | 5565456 SheepDog-One
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Draghi Yellen- 'Give us a couple more FOMC's and then we'll raise rates, I'm totally serial!'

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:29 | 5565458 yogibear
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Predictions already of a DOW 31,000.

As long as interest rates are lower than the inflation rate.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:13 | 5566149 dreadnaught
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My crystal ball sees a Dow of 100,000 SOON!       ;)

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 18:37 | 5565500 walküre
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go full short in January then when stupid holidays are over and global elite realizes that economy is like totally dead in the water

like recovery that never happened for the mass consuming class

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:28 | 5565706 Jack Burton
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This was as predictable as the sun coming up. Name me anyone who didn't see a massive snap back rally coming? The Fed has infinity dollars to play with, she can make stocks do what she wants them to do. The Fed will not allow the market to decline in any serious manner, she has made the absolute guarantee to the elites and the street. The USA has a Commuist Dictatorship at the very top of finance, the Fed, they are a Supreme Soviet, they have power to write tomorrow's financial headlines, using infinity bucks. The USA is locked into the Soviet's control of markets for the 1%. As all this Soviet Power is turned towards market upside, the real economy continues it's decline, and wages are down 9% since the crash of 2008. Despite it all, the Soviet Union of Bankers can force markets to do as they are told.

On a global scale, the King Dollar Dictatorship is held in place by American Military power, nothing more. The dollar is asswipe, backed by what? Economic Prodcution? Foreign Exchange Reserves, Gold, Future Earnings from an expanding economy? Of course not, you know what backs the dollar. As Iraq, as Libya, as Iran, and now ask RUssia, as they are being beaten bloody by the dollar, before the military steps in to end the Russian Federation once and for all.

Obama is a monster, to those who believe in the media hoax of Liberal Black president, of Nobel Peace Prize winner and peace maker. Of the president soft on defense, islamism and Russia, if you believe that rubbish, then you are able to look past a mountain of facts and evidence that points to Obama is be the War Party's Neocon champion. This fake Black Messia is a fraud, he is a total whore to the 1% and an absolute slave to the Neocnservative War party and the Pentagon War machine.

George Bush was a man of peace and rational thought comapred to the Black Messia! This black bastard is as evil as satan himself. Perhaps he even is satan. The more I know of the Black Fraud who grovels with his tounge to the liberals, while really telling Bankers and the Military that all is well, he defends them from the public "that is an exact quote" except Obama said "pitchforks" when refering to the public.

Obama serves satan, Israel, war mongers and is a total slave to the Spies, the Bankers, The Generals and the top elites of the top 1% 'ers. Look at who the Neoconservatives are, look at who the leading Bankers are and look at who makes up the elite 1/10 of 1%. I challange you to research the names, and then judge for yourself who leads us to our doom.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:35 | 5565743 lakecity55
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Right On!!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:44 | 5565799 Wahooo
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Only difference between the world today and the workd 1000 years ago is today you can criticize the elites.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:52 | 5566061 Eyeroller
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Been audited lately?

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:56 | 5566064 Escrava Isaura
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Wahooo

This is a better explanation:

“The general concerns of all people - “elude” the public. The public just isn't up to dealing with them. And they have to be the domain of what he called a "specialized class" ... [Reinhold Niebuhr]'s view was that rationality belongs to the cool observer.

But because of the stupidity of the average man, he follows not reason, but faith. And this naive faith requires necessary illusion, and emotionally potent oversimplifications, which are provided by the myth-maker to keep the ordinary person on course. It's not the case, as the naive might think, that indoctrination is inconsistent with democracy. Rather, as this whole line of thinkers observes, it is the essence of democracy.

The point is that in a military state or a feudal state or what we would now call a totalitarian state, it doesn't much matter because you've got a bludgeon over their heads and you can control what they do.

But when the state loses the bludgeon, when you can't control people by force, and when the voice of the people can be heard, you have this problem—it may make people so curious and so arrogant that they don't have the humility to submit to a civil rule [Clement Walker, 1661], and therefore you have to control what people think.

And the standard way to do this is to resort to what in more honest days used to be called propaganda, manufacture of consent, creation of necessary illusion. Various ways of either marginalizing the public or reducing them to apathy in some fashion." -- Noam Chomsky.

 

http://noam-chomsky.tumblr.com/post/17941530897/walter-lippmann-described-what-he-called-the

 

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:28 | 5565714 AdvancingTime
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We knew Yellen would cause a bump in this controlled market. Last quarter America's GDP came in at a strong 3.5% but the fact that a 10% jump in federal spending, mostly on Pentagon hardware bolstered growth and was very much behind the numbers.

This "pre-election" spending was the biggest increase in federal spending since 2009 when the Obama administration put in place a huge economic stimulus package. When you mix in an upbeat November number concerning job creation, falling oil prices and ever higher stock market prices and new record highs and many people have the impression we are on a roll.

The American and world economy is in uncharted water and weird crosscurrents are clouding our economic future. The truth is if this market is as over extended and distorted as many people think a crash may occur at any time. The article below delves into some of the many crosscurrents at work that could bring the economy to an abrupt halt.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2014/12/crosscurrents-cloud-future-economic.html

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:31 | 5565717 robnume
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Merry fucking Christmas from the Feral Reserve! Abolish these thieves!

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 16:33 | 5569817 Mike Honcho
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Abolish them? We can't even get them audited.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 19:36 | 5565744 HowdyDoody
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I think the second chart is what is known as a 'technicolor yawn'.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 23:36 | 5566687 Victory_Garden
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Yeah man, it's faaaaarrrrr out!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:05 | 5565875 Yen Cross
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     The "Screaming Baby" might be better than the "Deer in the headlights". 

 Plaster a $18 Trillion price tag on it's head. Then go Superman and explain how that baby is going to save a dying world from it's handlers.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:05 | 5565877 fed_depression
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Yen 300 pip move in just the last 2 days bottom to top.

 

Will Yen be a repeat of Russia. With them 100% printing I don't see how it stops at Russia.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:15 | 5565923 Yen Cross
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  1% of 120 looks a lot bigger than 1% of 76. ;-)

 I gave you that greenie. Nice observation.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:24 | 5565961 khakuda
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The FRB statement should just read, "Lots and lots more free money to come bitches!"

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:26 | 5565964 SlowMoney
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Here's the deal ..... the wolf pack is not going to let this (so-called) market go down very much until they book their year end bonus.

It's just that simple. Short of a global catastrophic event .... the bears will have to wait till at least January.

I mean - come on - the mortgage has to be paid on the Hamptons' summer house!

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:44 | 5566035 conscious being
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Absolute clarity.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:28 | 5566100 Emergency Ward
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They don't call it the Santa Claus rally for nuttin'.

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 20:47 | 5566050 alexmark2013
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I’m Not Buying It——Not The Wall Street Rip, Nor The Keynesian Rap

http://investmentwatchblog.com/im-not-buying-it-not-the-wall-street-rip-nor-the-keynesian-rap/
Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:24 | 5566202 Dr_Lucid
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Things won't get real with this recent pole-smoking drama in Russia.  It's going to take something much more serious...like Canada...to put fear into the markets.  

Wed, 12/17/2014 - 21:27 | 5566207 fireant
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The Fed is the market

Excuse me while I vomit

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 04:38 | 5567327 Debugas
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party is ON for another quarter at least so take the booze and be happy

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