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Biggest Short Squeeze In 38 Months Sparks Stocks Triple-Decouple

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"Most Shorted" stocks are up 4.75% from yesterday's lows - the biggest squeeze since October 2011.

 

 

Sending Small Caps up 4.5%...

 

This squeeze has entirely decoupled US equities from VIX...

 

from credit...

 

and from crude oil...

 

But when did any of that matter...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:47 | 5569263 Baby Eating Dingo22
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It says post new comment, but is there anything left to be said?

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:48 | 5569275 Tsar Pointless
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Nothing new left to be said. SSDD,

BTFD.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:11 | 5569408 KnuckleDragger-X
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At this point it's like saying the sun rises in the east....

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:13 | 5569417 FreeShitter
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That's affirmative when nukes start detonating.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:31 | 5569506 max2205
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Suicide by shorting

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:49 | 5569280 luckylogger
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anybody know if there is a bloomberg ticker for the most shorted stocks?

thanks if you do?

 

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:09 | 5569320 Keltner Channel Surf
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TNA can stand in as a nice proxy, the way Beelzebub is a fair substitute for the Devil

(By the way, those who don't normally follow the Russell 2000 should pull up a daily candle chart of IWM now, as who knows if this will hold thru the close.  Note, with great mirth, and awe, how we've traversed nearly the ENTIRE RANGE going back to Oct 30 in just 1 1/2 days.  Astounding.)

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:25 | 5569475 NoDebt
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lucky- No, there isn't one that I'm aware of. I went looking for one a few weeks back but came up dry. If there was a "most shorted" ETF I'd be buying the crap out of it.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:53 | 5569289 FreeShitter
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Never short Yellen's pet, the nasty cunt has your back.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:52 | 5569293 madbraz
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after hearing that larry summers made over $20 million on the lending tree IPO, there really is nothing left to say.  

 

the bankers won.  again.  200 years ago, they would hang.  now, they rule.

 

 

 

 

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:57 | 5569316 ParkAveFlasher
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Wrong.  200 years ago, they would be doing the same thing.  The difference today is in the enormity of the counter-intel against a largely literate but disinterested, disengaged, and diseducated populace.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:09 | 5569388 Just Take It All
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mmmmm.  disedumucation.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:52 | 5569296 Cognitive Dissonance
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That which is unsustainable will not be sustained.

But it sure can go on for a long while before it no longer does.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:18 | 5569432 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yep, I read a book on the history of surgery and a lot of the time they were seeing how much they could do before they killed the patient. Life's a bitch if your an experimental animal.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:49 | 5569612 Cognitive Dissonance
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We are all experimental animals during this monetary surgery.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:43 | 5569578 s2man
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I predict: This bond bubble will burst. Eventually.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:52 | 5569298 mpath
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Each major turn date has been identified by Woody. Now there is another EXPLOSION date--this is one crazy market...The last 2 major dates were September 18th (the top) and October 13th (the low) weeks before..How he does it I have no idea--but he thinks this next major turn will suprise many!!

http://www.sentimenttiming.com/sentiment-turn-dates-trades/

 

 

 

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:54 | 5569305 SillySalesmanQu...
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No shorting allowed! Ever.

By order of the Kommadant.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:56 | 5569310 Counterpunch
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Did youse sell earlier, boys and girls?  I think the Dow is about to take a shit.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:59 | 5569335 FieldingMellish
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... and on such thin Christmas volumes... I am shocked... shocked I say!

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:59 | 5569336 Tenshin Headache
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It's easy to make money in the stock market when you control the price.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 14:59 | 5569337 voltrader66
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Yeah baby...here is a lesson for you ZeroProfit pussies. While you cry into your worthless Dec 20 S&P puts that you bought last week, remember that there are people in this world who will fight to make it a better place. Not go on forums like this preach doom and gloom.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:12 | 5569406 Just Take It All
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better place?  a better place would not allow greed and ignorance to run amock.  the earth would be a better place without any of this nonsense.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:24 | 5569463 voltrader66
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@Just_Take_It_All A tad bit presumptious aren't we? Not everyone is greedy and as for ignorance, how would you define or measure that? Anyone who doesn't share your view is ignorant?

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:36 | 5569534 Just Take It All
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well try this on for size then:

Yeah baby...here is a lesson for you StatusQuo pussies. While you cry into your worthless Dec 20 S&P calls that you bought last week, remember that there are people in this world who will fight to make it a better place. Not go on forums like this and troll.

don't think that what goes around will surely come around.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:24 | 5569464 voltrader66
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DELETE

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:01 | 5569338 voltrader66
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Yeah baby...here is a lesson for you ZeroProfit pussies. While you cry into your worthless Dec 20 S&P puts that you bought last week, remember that there are people in this world who will fight to make it a better place. Not go on forums like this preach doom and gloom.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:32 | 5569511 disabledvet
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From Hindenberg Omen to OH THE HUMANITY

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 17:45 | 5570178 jbvtme
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good call vt66

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:01 | 5569340 weburke
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well, I say good. I think the dethroning of the dollar is a ruse. us is the new Rome. ww1 and ww2 "enemies" lost and are still not going to get on equal footing. Think the upper dust dont like the rich power centers? I think geo bush 1 meant --1,000 cities that light up the sky at night-- as a clue to the thoughts/plans of the elites. =1000 points of light= ?  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rvetP_Kcgk

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:04 | 5569351 Al Huxley
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See?  Turns out collapsing oil prices and the looming destruction of the shale oil industry (with the corresponding default on all that lending) IS good for the economy after all.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:10 | 5569392 buzzsaw99
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stupid shorts. the day shorting stocks is profitable is the day they outlaw it. you can't win, even in a bear market.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:12 | 5569409 Al Huxley
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We'll never know, because bear markets are a thing of the past, like steam engines, or bank tellers, or national integrity.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:29 | 5569489 Obama LaForge
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The crash'll be in roughly two years, guys. Think about it: 1992, 2000, 2008, ...? Kind of around every other presidential election. Imagine that...

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:33 | 5569517 Trick Shroadé
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All in cuz I love monee.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 15:48 | 5569604 Farmer Joe in B...
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Retard rally...

Good for me.  Buying more SPY/XLF puts...!! 

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 18:26 | 5570352 rsnoble
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Good luck.  Seriously.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 16:12 | 5569713 Clowns on Acid
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The neo Bolshevik run Fed is just doing what Russia USE to do pre Putin. Just drive prices anywhere they wanted then to go "for the good of the masses".

Obama and the Fed are very Kruschev like, whereas Putin is closer to Reagan.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 18:24 | 5570342 Temerity Trader
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WOW! Just WOW! I cannot imagine the pain of anyone still short this market. Didn't George S. take a multi-billion dollar short against the S&P?  If so, he fought the Fed and was pounded out of existence. Likely covered today and near penniless now. I believe also bought big oil position at the top too. The Fed bankers must be in awe of themselves. High-fives and laughing. They wanted this market higher and got it. They want Dow 20k and will get it, even if they have to create another Trillion or so. The numbers have lost all meaning. Eighteen Trillion in debt is laughed at, and people are told it doesn't even really exist and never needs to be paid back; we owe it to ourselves. There has never been anything like this. Millions are euphoric as their 401k's explode higher and higher. Millions of new jobs, and if they pay little, there is welfare and EBT cards. Loose credit has meant a wild SUV buying frenzy. You can buy most anything now with little or nothing down. Stock buybacks can go on for years with near-zero rates and the Fed will never raise rates, just jawbone and laugh. It all seems so 'Matrix' like.

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 19:20 | 5570548 RaceToTheBottom
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On S&P Draw a diagonal graph to infinity and that is what the FED will try to do.

Replace all WS firms with that one graph

Thu, 12/18/2014 - 18:24 | 5570347 rsnoble
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They weren't kidding when they said 'the stock-market is all that matters'.

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