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The "North Korea Hacking" Scandal As Explained By The Taiwanese Animators
Nothing more to add to this: "Wouldn't it be funny if it was all just a set up?"
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Can Dennis Rodman explain?
I'm starting to think it was a publicity stunt gone awry. Rogaine and Sony knew it was a dog turd from the getgo (well, maybe not Rogen, the narcissitic fuck) and wanted to get some attention. Maybe make it popular just for being so shitty. So they set up a hack. Make a little noise.
.Gov, always looking for a pretext to aggression, gets involved. They know it's bullshit, but hey, never let a crisis go to waste. Especially if they can cockblock Putin from running a gas pipeline to South Korea via NK.
Just my delusion for the day.
dennis rodman? how bout victoria nuland?
Dammit, jbvtme, I was tryin' to correct a typo when you replied. :-)
Betcha they'll be using NKorea as an excuse for dismal movie attendance over the holidays.
The smart Chinese got it.
And the next Polar Vortex.
You don't nuke your own computer network for a publicity stunt. Sony Pictures had serious damage done to them.
Yes, like calling Angelina Jolie a nut case....I mean, who knew?
I think you may be close. it got conservatives on some the web sites to want to go to war with NK??? Like WTF?
If NK nuked Zollywood then it would be a good thing.
Yeah. Hollywood and DC. If we could just get someone to nuke those two cities, the world would be a better place.
i heard there was originally an email just asking for money, later the media started talking about korea then the hacktivists copied the media.
apparently the email was sent from a cafe in thailand.
"allegedly! there's as much real evidence it was korea as there was for WMD
whatever it shows sony in a bad light if they can't protect their systems for a second time.
Apple got hacked too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVaTl2kW6YU
So did Target. Get it? Bwhahahahahahaha.
Have you heard about the smash new Russian comedy where two Russian SVR agents disguised as journalists infiltrate the US and assassinate Obama, the Assassinator-in-Chief himself? It's freaking hilarious! I'm serious, you will literally not stop laughing.... ?#?SonyHack?
There would be plenty of butthurt over that, but the best thing to do would be to let it ride.
Is that movie called "The Round of Golf"?
Here's a preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0J3ap3Dc2A
Just like usgovt and its presstitutes are getting butthurt over it .
or "Tee Party"
Yes, about the Talkin' Golf incident.
No, "The Last Round."
Merry X-MAS!
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How I'll hate going out in the storm!
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All the way home I'll be warm
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But as long as you love me so
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Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought some student loan debt for popping
Since my Obamaphones are turned way down low
Let It Blow! Let It Blow! Let It Blow!
When we finally kiss our economy goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if Obama really tells me everything’s alright
All the way home I'll be warm
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BOR, Sony is looking for talented peeple like you.
Free advertising, BITCHEZ!
If cyber hacking is the "new war"
Could the Sony hack be a false flag?
Read, or listen to, BHO's ridiculous press conference today. Magic 8 Ball says signs point to yes.
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Funny.
"Wouldn't it be funny if it was all a set up?"
Of course it's a fucking set up! Damn it! I think my head is going to fucking explode. I need a drink.
"Of course it's a fucking set up! Damn it! I think my head is going to fucking explode. I need a drink."
Obamacare will be offering free lobotomies for people with this condition.
Do you have to take up residence in a FEMA camp before or after ?
WIth our without anaesthesia?
But...but....if they show it, there will be 9/11's all over the place! Thousands of 9/11's! THOUSANDS DAMMIT!
It's simply a new vertical for Sony.
It's wayyyyy more profitable making 'false flag' propoganda for TPTB than it is making movies for the masses.
With a hell of alot less risk also - who wouldn't want a customer like .gov (spending unlimited amounts of our money)?
Useless fucks.
The complete fascist blending of state and corporation. Weclcome to Oceania.
We need more NSA and weaker privacy laws to make sure those pesky North Koreans don't do more hacks...
Sony Pictures also made Zero Dark Thirty. Perhaps this is some sort of reward from the Obama administration to Sony for carrying Obama's water.
"Sony Pictures also made Zero Dark Thirty. Perhaps this is some sort of reward from the Obama administration to Sony for carrying Obama's water."
I thought the pentagon made Zero Dark Thirty ?
Never actually saw it though.
The pentagon? Isn't that a code word for the Devil??
It's the 'heart' of the pentagram
Interesting headline on the front page of the Guardian today:
__________
US backed ISIS
talks in bid to
save hostage
__________
Of course, they meant the talks are US-backed. But another interpretation is obviously possible.
Gotta love the English language for its ambiguity.
Was almost a Truth Hiku
Or what if it started as a joke and set up, but then others got involved taking it seriously and now they have to follow through as if it is real...
"Name's Jong. Kim Jong." But seriously, embarassed rich people, awkward celebrities? Who fucking cares? Wake me when JPMorgan and CitiBank are burning.
And the Squid - don't forget the Squid.
I love these guys!
Notice how fat they made the animated American movie goers! Espceially the woman with her belly sticking out form her shirt. Too fucking funny. Sadly, go to a movie here and see this is what many of them look like, especially the girls. Fat is the new thin.
And if you don't like big blobs of fat, you're a fattist. People take pride in their fat, y'know.
The entire USSofA has become one huge fucking trailer park..weight has nothing to do with it :)
Jack, When they made obesity an official “disease” that must be covered by insurers, I almost puked. Cost shifting all the obesity problems – stoke, diabetes, heart attack, amputations, bariatric surgery, etc – onto the average American for other people’s unaccountability once again. So my insurance premium goes up because Joe can't control his hunger ... down the block eating too many donuts ... or fatty beef ... or whatever. No reason I should have to subsidize his life style choice.
It’s no wonder kids grow up feeling entitled to everything for free.
If you want to watch a good movie, watch "Branded". It takes a little bit to get into the movie and Ill admit for the first 30 mins or so I was thinking "WTF am I watching?" However, watch it until the end, it'll make you think. File it under Sci-Fi as well. Pretty good, 4 stars mearly for an original idea. Seriously, give it a watch.
T4l - you must be young. I thought you were on about the old tv show "What do you do when you're branded and you know you're a man? Where ever you go for the rest of your life ..." and so on. Stupid show. Girls with horses liked it though.
I dont watch movies too much, especially new ones, but I really enjoyed it. I think it came out in 2012, it has some thinking involved and a cool plot. some okay special effects but not A+. Solid flick check it out.
Apparently, you are no longer allowed to call people FAT
The new PC "parent approved" term is CURVY
Fuck that. When a chick is shaped like a potato, she ain't curvy. She's morbidly obeise.
The people who generally go to movies are freaks. They are really into make believe and the MIC style brainwashing that a lot of the current films spew.
In this stupid scam film the See Eye Aye tries to get them to kill Kim Jong Il or whoever. They are always a topic in these movies. My guess is most of these films are financially backed by MIC/See Eye Aye.
Freddie looks for penises in Disney movies.
He finds them too...
Everywhere.
Of course it's a fucking set up - net neutrality didn't get the traction hoped for, so the fuckers are taking another tack
Laughing all the way to the bank, you Non-tribal bitchezzz
Yet another unwatchable flash video. :(
I love the fact that Flash sucks so bad that it is blocked by Firefox, yet the new "safe" versions are a desktop runtime version that needs to be installed in Windows.
Cuz everyone wants to install inherently compromisable software on their system, right?
I refuse to give into Firefox's updates. Fuck you, Mozilla. v16.0.x was peak Firefox [quality].
General rule with my computer is every update slows things down more.
I agree. And the updates that slow it down the most are the ones that promise improvements in speed.
more genitalia than i expected in that one
Dear God, not our sacred bread and circuses industry.
Achtung! You vill watch our delicious and entertaining porn propaganda movies until your eye's bleed! Seig heil to fascism, you untermensch!
We hacked some folks.
DXY hit its 52 week high today (89.65) ... already taken out 2010 high
King Dollar
onward and upward
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It's a scam folks as every major event is
South Korea Looks For Reunification With North Korea – Ryoo Kihl-jae
I can't believe N Korea was all over the release of some B comedy movie, hell I'd only seen 1 ad for it myself, and thought it looked weird. This is all just some Jewry....heard they might get $150 million insurance? Hell that puts this 3 Stooges comedy up in the realm of all-time high grossing movies.
The only bomb anyone needs to worry about is the movie it's self
probably would have went straight to video if not for all this hoax hoopla
They're made to go straight to Comedy Central, I don't think they'd even sell on DVD.
Isn't Obama ever embarrassed by his prissy hypocrisy?
I think his ilk of fags get off on bullying however they can do it.
No, he stays in a 'haze' by his own admission.
The FBI set this up so they have an excuse to send their co-opted ex-con patsy Dennis Rodman back over to NK for another visit to meet with their other agent KJ
North Korea... A country with barely any access to competent communications technology let alone the Internet is responsible for staging a massive cyber attack on a multinational electronics company? The story is a massive pile of steaming dogturd, without any details on the nature of the actual cyber-attack, or the fact that we've already produced a movie, "Team America World Police" mocking the now dead 'Dear Leader' without any incident. There only seems to be details on what .gov response should be, and media propaganda painting corporations into a positive light because they're concerned for the safety of citizens.
Fuck Sony, fuck Hollywood, & fuck .GOV, I'll be watching this joke of a story with North Korean binoculars.
Still waiting for a comedy about assinating a certain middle eastern leader...
The number one thing to consider about North Korea supposedly hacking Sony is: When in the past, say 15 years, has North Korea done anything quietly? They always bellow, scream and threaten wildly and loudly.
That is strangely absent here.
I think that it is just a Zionist scam to undermine, possibly bankrupt, the Sony studios in the DC US, and then snap them up cheaply out from under the noses of the Chinese. What better than to blame Japan's arch nemesis, North Korea, and then linky-winkly them to Japan's other rival, the Chinese.
I don't know if it's true, but then I haven't been able to get a hold of Robbie Parker for his take.
The banksters need to repay us.
What kind of proud heroes do these jokers think they are? by fomenting international war??
Is that what turns them on? Vying for the Nobel Prize of Horror awards?
"What kind of proud heroes do these jokers think they are? by fomenting international war?? "
Think of "hero" in the sense of loot, and you'll understand.
"War is a racket."
The banksters need to repay us.
Well, if someonde drops or triggers* The Big One in USSA, they can now blame NK, retaliate, and usher in some Global Gov.
If you believe that sort of stuff. Of course, all you have to do is read or study the Renaissance and read its literature (e.g. The Prince, by Machiavelli), to be shocked & awed by the ambition, duplicity, deceit and treachery of the Ruling Elite (in politics, banking and clergy) in their daily and political lives, to realize that their descendants today have centuries of group/tribal knowledge to draw upon.
Us 'Commoners' have got nothing on these guys: In comparison to them, our versions are one or two-move ahead chess games, Poker 101, and Disorganized crime. No wonder that 2% can rule over 98% -- especially when machines amplify physical power, computers amplify brain power, and networks amplify police power.
* Pre-positioned years ago.
welcome to ZH
will be watching you ;-)
Tonkin Gulf 2 - engaging the bear (Russia) in it's own den (Crimea) would be too dangerous for the human neighbourhood (Europe) and reprehensible (international reaction),so they try to provoke the bear and make him get out of his den move beyond his territory far into an area where collateral victims are acceptable and make him fight for a cause which will make the bear look reprehensible in the eyes of the spectators. ?
The Taiwanese may have done the animation, but I think the concept for the video was from someone in the US because it looks like the creators know a little too much. For all we know this may be more predictive programming from the CIA.
From the people who brought you Ebola-in-America, the Swine flu pandemic, Sandy Hooked, and other grand fakes comes a new thriller: the Sony-got-hacked hoax.
Yes, just when you thought the corporate-controlled government had run out of bullshit, there's a new show to keep the sheeple busy.
It was so easy to pin this on North Korea that they did. NK gains nothing out of this, but Sony's competitors gain everything, including the highly coveted rights to spiderman. Inside job or mossad, who would love to help hollywood out because it contributes to the grand plan.
Notice the flurry of press blaming NK very early on? Notice Obozo hopping on the bandwagon without the FBI having decent evidence? The dirty tactics the media and govt employ together have become so obvious that these guys must have a published playbook by now.
Even ZH'ers seemed fooled, and thats scary. Remember, out of the biggest movie production companies, sony is the only goy.
Don't think I've ever up-arrowed as many comments as in this thread. You ZH fuckers is crazy demented. Me likey.
Peace on Earth y'all - despite what all the warfreaks is trying to get us into. 100% transparency FTW.
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