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S&P 500 Melts Up Over 100 Points In 3 Days, Nears All-Time High
Well that escalated quickly... The S&P 500 cash index has ripped from 1972.50 to over 2076 in 3 days... And US Treasuries are rallying hard too.
The Dow is up from 17067 to 17872... 800 Points
But bonds are ripping...
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Reminds me of the nasdaq as it breached 5000 around 2000-2001
reminds me of what u see in a fucking bankrupt banana republic...
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS
______ is the only thing that matters. _____ and the _______ are running circles around ______, while he is busy ______ the ________. This rigged game is all controlled by __________ and the _________ that follows blindly.
Conspiracy theorists, please fill in the blanks from the following list before returning to your parent's basement. If you are ever proven wrong just re-shuffle the words: GOLD, PUTIN, OBAMA, GLOBAL CARTEL, 1%, ASS FUCKING, FLEECING, MUPPETS).
What if proven right instead of proven wrong?
What if?
Give it a rest. 8 out of 10 "conspiracy theories" have proven to be 100% correct; starting with the JFK assassination.
*spits out drink* 8/10? Seriously? Wait, seriously? Holy delusional thinking, batman. By that logic every consipracy theorist should be a billionaire because they know what's going on before everyone else. Or in power because knowledge is power. Unless everyone in power now was the result of a previous conspiracy theorist... mind blown.
Moar ZH sarcasm...gotta love it.
Conspiracy theory is just another assinine label. Most know many event s are fishy as a stink whore.
That is all in the past. These assholes that be are working hard to keep us from the cirrent truth, let alone give us a fighting chance on how they plan to butt fist us in the future.
I like your game. I don't know about rigging the assfuckingpart, but does sound funny.
I like that you like my game.
something disturbing about seeing "Ass Fucking" and "Muppets" so close together. Wasn't there an article on here earlier about that? Oh yes...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-08/alleged-chemical-attack-sends-f...
Real muppets don't have asses. Their holes are where their handlers fondle them. Maybe we are more ass handled than assfucked so far?
That's why the potus stands at a podium, so you can't see the master reaching up behind him.
sounds more like a fisting to me. hmm... that's what it feels like too. Janet Yellen, fisting a muppet bear!
ASS FUCKING is the only thing that matters. GOLD and the OBAMA are running circles around PUTIN, while he is busy FLEECING the 1%. This rigged game is all controlled by MUPPETS and the GLOBAL CARTEL follows blindly.
Is that right?
well clearly the first part is right. might want to swap Putin and Obama.
Don't forget you can use each word more than once.
OBAMA is the only thing that matters. OBAMA and the OBAMA are running circles around OBAMA, while he is busy ASSFUCKING the OBAMA. This rigged game is all controlled by OBAMA and the OBAMA that follows blindly.
Playing the game can I use "s" additions and so on, or will I be tortured for not playing by the rules and being unarmed?
Low priced oil is super-good for the US economy right? All those idle factories will be restarted in noooo... time. And think of all the people driving more frequently to further destinations, spending money they don't have for dumb shit that isn't made there. Makes perfect sense. There can't be any other reason stawks are going so high. None whatsoever.
I think the low price of oil is much better for the Chinese economy because that is where we buy all of our plastic shit (including Christmas toys) from Walmart with all the money saved on gasoline.
"Executive Orders" is the only thing that matters. The Jihadist in Chief and the Ill-Bred Liberal Gaping Cunts are running circles around the Constituion of the US, while he is busy Butt Fucking the Bill of Rights. This rigged game is all controlled by Perverted Wrinkled Old Neocons and the Merkelshark Worthless Shit Bags that follows blindly
+1 for initiative!
take your +1, lift up your mums skirt, and stick it squarely up her loose cunt until it chips her teeth. the whore is responsible for bringing a pile of shit like you in this world and must be punished for dumbing down the human race.
That escalated quickly.
So noseupass, what you gonna do about any of it?
That's right, not a fucking thing except bitch. Even an empty beer can't stand to be near you.
Have a bitchin christmas, and yours who can't stand you.
wooooo daddy, some serious pent up anger. take a fucking break, lighten the load and jack it off into the wind... think he was tryin to get ya tinkin-tink it worked, ha...
that sounds like a "buy" recommendation on toilet paper.
Really. It sure doesn't look like a market chart from when we actually had an economy instead of burned out ex-industrial parks and a big debt to the Chinese.
That was only Naz breaching 4000 in that bubble. That should tell you something.
This is obviously a sign of how strong the economy is.
Bullish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0GDcA-gqY4
You can stop spamming us all with this link any time now, okay?
Marketwatch gives 2079 as the 52 wk. high; it never reached there today; on the five minute chart for S&P futures we can see the test of the triple top area and a fall back now in the last fifteen minutes; I"m short from 2061, not worried yet; so far to me it just looks like a triple top; it's certainly very unstable at these prices.
Silver market stable and strong today. Recent lows are well behind us; still maintaining my prediction that the $15.50 area was the low for 2014-15; you can laugh at me when it turns out I was completely wrong; I'm used to it.
well if you are wrong we know who to blame. so is this an indirect buy the muthafuckin 53' trailer and back it up?
I'm laughing at you now and laughing at my little pile of silver that has been a shit call. No worry, maybe I'll start making jewelry like the indians.
Too many speculative wishful thinkers, crowding up a limited trade. Gold and silver are crash calls, and nothing more. ANd how are they valued? IN dollars, and if or when they became the only value, then one ounce for a gallon of water or a loaf of bread. The elites know this, and use a few loafs of bread to take back thier gold. Catcha everytime.
Getting closer to the Sun. ...
Icarus and Pegasus! More mythology!
Pu-239
19, two brands work for me...
Buying opportunity of a lifetime!
You didn't like B of A at $5/share in 2009 ? I thought that was a better buying opportunity. This is a good opportunity to cash in anything you have in the stock market; or even go short; if you're a crazy person, like me.
I could have sworn they were going to bite it there at 3.14.
I think we'll be Dow 25K by Christmas.
Which Christmas ?
Last minute sell..
They've got lots of time! And anyway, if we don't get our 420 by today's close, I'll just sell the gap up on Monday! Fuck, this is easy, no wonder those Wall Street guys feel so good all the time.
I think the hookers and blow have a pretty big influence on how the Wall Street boys and girls feel.
With my 400+ DOW points/day I'll be buying my OWN hookers and blow soon! And not those cheap $20 ones with no teeth either!
When has that ever happened when market was up? NQ at 4300
I fucking KNEW that was a good call buying the open - they had me on the edge of my seat all day, I don't mind admitting, but they're comin' through now! Only 350 more DOW points to GO! Come on pig men, you can do it!
You Go Al ! Geave 'hm bra !
Did anybody expect any different outcome? Really?
WTI at $101 on the 31st?
I pray for a new revolution in this country.
Never going to happen. The country is too Balkanized. We'll be fighting each other before we are fighting them. TPTB are very good a dividing us.
March bond futures heading to $141 early Q1. Don't chase here, no need to.
S&P 2150 by the time the New Year's baby comes and vomits all over us.
Is it Buy Low and Sell High ... or is it the other way around
Come on you eternal momo porchmonkeys. Im 40 cents away from banking my 20% profit for the year. On one trade, and only had to risk being in this shitshow less than a week. Don't fail me now you disgusting worms that Harley is gonna look nice between my legs next spring
Dang, think i better tighten my stop. An at least get a Goldwing if they punk out
I was talking to a collegue...
"the volatility is off the charts lately." I said.
He said "just dollar cost average and don't look at it"... >.< #mainstreetwisdom
volitility=instability=lack of conviction. Not a good sign of a rising bull market. very good sign of a topped out bull market ready for the crash.
Is there anyone that is actually surprized?
yes. i thought the s&p would be up 100 points in one day instead of three.
Nobody on ZH, but everyone else sure will be.
Stock market level has a positive correlation with wealth destruction. Up, up, and away and slip sliding away.
That 6 year rising wedge in the ES is starting to look more bearish by the hour. My guess is we get a headfake breakout next week.
The ATH will get taken out on low volume and the euphoric sheep will get slaughtered when the markets slam the door on them.
Load up on TZA in the first week of January...come to Papa!
On Tuesday I posted that s&p will close the year at 2100. If only you ZeroProfit sheep had took my advice. You could have been up 5% rather than down 10% on your shorts and worthless puts.
"Melts up" All I can say is there is inherently something wrong with those words, just seems to deny physics who the fuck coins these "phrases" anyhow? Just something else to ponder in this shitbowl we exist in
EDIT stand on your head while eating ice cream does the shit still get on your shoes?