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The Stock 'Market' Just Broke Another Intriguing Record

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Never in the history of the S&P 500 e-mini futures contract has so many contracts been traded at the market open... Thank you Johnny-5...

 

 

Is everyone now long?

 

Source: NanexLLC

 

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Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:21 | 5572457 Silver_K-9
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Hey... What's on the other side of the boat? #LifeJackets

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:23 | 5572474 NotApplicable
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"I love the smell of exponential growth in the morning."

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:24 | 5572486 gdogus erectus
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I get that sometimes in the morning.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:36 | 5572527 linniepar
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Queefer is coming. QE4 is coming. Im going long , all in. /sarc

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:38 | 5572534 Jeff the Terrible
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Kevin has been a busy boy lately.

 

http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:43 | 5572554 fuu
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Every fucking post with the Vegan cookbook. Fuck you and your spam.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:22 | 5573301 KnuckleDragger-X
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Ad Block and No Script are your friend....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:45 | 5572562 SnobGobbler
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so lemme get this straight... Khen is allowed to bang the close, AND the open?!
fuck this shit; i hope he chokes to death on a grape, fed to him by an ugly hooker; while doing snow angels in a pile of coke.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:25 | 5573305 KnuckleDragger-X
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Unlimited credit makes it a lot easier and they aren't even pretending their not bending the market over and going full porkies....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:03 | 5573223 LooseLee
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BOY being the operative word....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:01 | 5572626 101 years and c...
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"QE4 is coming"  why?  QE3 never stopped.  Anyone else notice the Fed balance sheet still grows every week.  I don't have the experise the Tyler's do, I hope they take 5 minutes to look into the Fed releases and help explain how the Fed balance sheet still grows without printing money.......

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:36 | 5572520 BandGap
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I'm long every day.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:57 | 5572608 chairman of the...
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Your wife said I'm longer...

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:26 | 5572735 RaceToTheBottom
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Thank god for Belgium

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:22 | 5572462 Divided States ...
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CNBShit will probably say that the big buy order this morning came from the North Pole

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:34 | 5572514 Fun Facts
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"CNBShit will probably say that the big buy order this morning came from the North Pole"

They might as well say Santa Claus is buying....the few remaining retards still consuming their propaganda would probably swallow it.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:03 | 5572636 Defiated
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soirry, forgot who said

 

"I don't know which lies to believe anymore"

 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:59 | 5572618 froze25
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They won't even ackowledge it happened.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:22 | 5572463 The Merovingian
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We out bid some folks.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:27 | 5572499 hedgeless_horseman
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We tortured some shorts.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:29 | 5572504 disabledvet
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"SOLD!One 1970 Chevy Roadrunner for 45,000 dollars!"

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:38 | 5572530 Bossman1967
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want to buy a 1977 trans am for 30,000 it's good for the apocalypse that's forthcomming

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:00 | 5572629 Defiated
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rubles?...done!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:22 | 5572465 order66
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Probably due to the unlimited access to credit and buying power of the U.S. Consumer who will carry the entire world next year and beyond.
Long forever. Always.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:25 | 5572480 venturen
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what consumer...their incomes are still dropping...they even afford rent now according to the WSJ. I think you mean the infinite balance sheet of 1/2 dozen firms in NY.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:25 | 5572481 venturen
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DUP

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:22 | 5572472 SHEEPFUKKER
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Grandma Yellin-Claus bringing the 1% extra Xmas gifts this holiday season

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:23 | 5572475 Dr. Engali
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Kevin has been a busy boy lately.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:28 | 5572498 Divided States ...
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Kevin must be so busy taking calls from his buddies right now....I mean when hes the one who dictates which stocks to buy with the Fed's unlimited pockets....Aside from the mandate to buy the 30 DJIA stocks, I am sure some of his buddies have been telling him to buy some biotech stock here, some overvalued junk stock there so they can GTFO at the expense of the Fed (more like the taxpayers)....

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:24 | 5572479 Sudden Debt
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all shorts?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:24 | 5572482 djsmps
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On CBS this morning, their financial expert said that a lot of people weren't in the market, and that they had better get in right away.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:29 | 5572502 silverer
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Lol! Were you sitting down?  Jeez.  Good old CBS. I wonder how many people will be in the mob to burn their building down when the country collapses?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:44 | 5572524 hedgeless_horseman
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I wonder how many people will be in the mob to burn their building down when the country collapses?

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The Mammut Performance 11mm Static Rope's extremely low stretch and high strength make it a solid choice...

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Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:50 | 5572581 IndyPat
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Was more fun over on Fox.

They've been beating the North Korea 3l33t H@X0r H0@X all fucking morning and reinforcing the synthesis solution that MOAR gov. Controls on the Internet will save us and that security/liberty is a prudent exchange.

Still have the dry heaves. How quickly everyone forget the Obamacare website clusterfuck coupled with the fact that every independent Internet sec pro is saying the one software call back to N Korea was likely an artifact or a red herring in a recycled malware script.
Net is that they are saying the same .gov that likely originated the hack is the one that is going to protect us.

Right.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:26 | 5572495 alexmark2013
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Junk Bonds Are Going To Tell Us Where The Stock Market Is Heading In 2015 http://investmentwatchblog.com/junk-bonds-are-going-to-tell-us-where-the-stock-market-is-heading-in-2015/
Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:39 | 5572535 disabledvet
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They always have.  "And the Fed is raising rates." Globally perhaps you get a search for yield thus sucking up all the JNK.  Meh.

 

1500 people at the Jaguars/Titans game.  Even college has a better draw.

 

Folks are staying home and for obvious reasons.

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:30 | 5572505 gmak
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"Is everyone now long?"

 

Since price fell on the open - first 15 minutes - in futures, I would argue "Is everyone now short?"

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:34 | 5572513 silverer
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If only computers could scream on the trading floor like people used to do.  What a show that would be!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:44 | 5572557 Son of Captain Nemo
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If only computers could scream on the trading floor like people used to do.  What a show that would be!

But then they'd give themselves away by all the lies they would be telling on the public floor and Mike Lewis would have to change his story in "flash boys"?...

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:31 | 5572512 Son of Captain Nemo
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Ah yes...

Gone are the days when you could set your egg timer to the S&P and oil moving "higher" or "lower" together within seconds of each other!

Dorothy can add to we're not in Kansas anymore with the chances of the Witch of the East and the Wizard giving us a pair of ruby slippers that work with a ticket home is probably out of the question at this point!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:37 | 5572528 Racer
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Contracts actually traded? WOW! I thought they just quoted and pulled!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 11:43 | 5572551 sheikurbootie
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The Fed is creating it's own irrational exuberance in the market.  It would be fucking hilarious if they get stuck with a big fat zero when the market breaks all on it own. 

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:06 | 5572651 CaptOveur
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You're apparently not familiar with "Heads: I win. Tails: You lose."

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:04 | 5572645 surf0766
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The Fed is buying and everyone know it

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:24 | 5572723 Luckhasit
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Johnny Five is alive!

Who remembers those movies?!

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 12:39 | 5572791 divingengineer
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Golly, 

I don't want to get priced out of the market FOREVER!

What to do, what to do?

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 13:43 | 5573153 Son of Captain Nemo
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.

+10000000000

Fri, 12/19/2014 - 14:01 | 5573218 Banker Buster
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The meeting at the fed today was titled "how do we create the santa claus rally"

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