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The Stock 'Market' Just Broke Another Intriguing Record
Never in the history of the S&P 500 e-mini futures contract has so many contracts been traded at the market open... Thank you Johnny-5...
Is everyone now long?
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Hey... What's on the other side of the boat? #LifeJackets
"I love the smell of exponential growth in the morning."
I get that sometimes in the morning.
Queefer is coming. QE4 is coming. Im going long , all in. /sarc
Kevin has been a busy boy lately.
http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY
Every fucking post with the Vegan cookbook. Fuck you and your spam.
Ad Block and No Script are your friend....
so lemme get this straight... Khen is allowed to bang the close, AND the open?!
fuck this shit; i hope he chokes to death on a grape, fed to him by an ugly hooker; while doing snow angels in a pile of coke.
Unlimited credit makes it a lot easier and they aren't even pretending their not bending the market over and going full porkies....
BOY being the operative word....
"QE4 is coming" why? QE3 never stopped. Anyone else notice the Fed balance sheet still grows every week. I don't have the experise the Tyler's do, I hope they take 5 minutes to look into the Fed releases and help explain how the Fed balance sheet still grows without printing money.......
I'm long every day.
Your wife said I'm longer...
Thank god for Belgium
CNBShit will probably say that the big buy order this morning came from the North Pole
"CNBShit will probably say that the big buy order this morning came from the North Pole"
They might as well say Santa Claus is buying....the few remaining retards still consuming their propaganda would probably swallow it.
You can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
soirry, forgot who said
"I don't know which lies to believe anymore"
They won't even ackowledge it happened.
We out bid some folks.
We tortured some shorts.
"SOLD!One 1970 Chevy Roadrunner for 45,000 dollars!"
want to buy a 1977 trans am for 30,000 it's good for the apocalypse that's forthcomming
rubles?...done!
Probably due to the unlimited access to credit and buying power of the U.S. Consumer who will carry the entire world next year and beyond.
Long forever. Always.
what consumer...their incomes are still dropping...they even afford rent now according to the WSJ. I think you mean the infinite balance sheet of 1/2 dozen firms in NY.
DUP
Grandma Yellin-Claus bringing the 1% extra Xmas gifts this holiday season
Kevin has been a busy boy lately.
Kevin must be so busy taking calls from his buddies right now....I mean when hes the one who dictates which stocks to buy with the Fed's unlimited pockets....Aside from the mandate to buy the 30 DJIA stocks, I am sure some of his buddies have been telling him to buy some biotech stock here, some overvalued junk stock there so they can GTFO at the expense of the Fed (more like the taxpayers)....
all shorts?
On CBS this morning, their financial expert said that a lot of people weren't in the market, and that they had better get in right away.
Lol! Were you sitting down? Jeez. Good old CBS. I wonder how many people will be in the mob to burn their building down when the country collapses?
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Was more fun over on Fox.
They've been beating the North Korea 3l33t H@X0r H0@X all fucking morning and reinforcing the synthesis solution that MOAR gov. Controls on the Internet will save us and that security/liberty is a prudent exchange.
Still have the dry heaves. How quickly everyone forget the Obamacare website clusterfuck coupled with the fact that every independent Internet sec pro is saying the one software call back to N Korea was likely an artifact or a red herring in a recycled malware script.
Net is that they are saying the same .gov that likely originated the hack is the one that is going to protect us.
Right.
They always have. "And the Fed is raising rates." Globally perhaps you get a search for yield thus sucking up all the JNK. Meh.
1500 people at the Jaguars/Titans game. Even college has a better draw.
Folks are staying home and for obvious reasons.
"Is everyone now long?"
Since price fell on the open - first 15 minutes - in futures, I would argue "Is everyone now short?"
If only computers could scream on the trading floor like people used to do. What a show that would be!
If only computers could scream on the trading floor like people used to do. What a show that would be!
But then they'd give themselves away by all the lies they would be telling on the public floor and Mike Lewis would have to change his story in "flash boys"?...
Ah yes...
Gone are the days when you could set your egg timer to the S&P and oil moving "higher" or "lower" together within seconds of each other!
Dorothy can add to we're not in Kansas anymore with the chances of the Witch of the East and the Wizard giving us a pair of ruby slippers that work with a ticket home is probably out of the question at this point!
Contracts actually traded? WOW! I thought they just quoted and pulled!
The Fed is creating it's own irrational exuberance in the market. It would be fucking hilarious if they get stuck with a big fat zero when the market breaks all on it own.
You're apparently not familiar with "Heads: I win. Tails: You lose."
The Fed is buying and everyone know it
Johnny Five is alive!
Who remembers those movies?!
Golly,
I don't want to get priced out of the market FOREVER!
What to do, what to do?
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+10000000000
The meeting at the fed today was titled "how do we create the santa claus rally"