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never talk truth, never. in the billions of eons of conciousness, we are here now.
yet we get no guide book we get no help, as to WHY.
we live in fantasy fairy tales or electric ether of the
nihilist. where many kill the child of thier mothers, hope has died.
no not entirely accurate: we get william's universe of color and sarcasm his eye sees joy in the people and the evil & banality of the criminal elites.
we get sizzle from consumerism, but where's the meat to enrich our souls?
william you provide meat. thank you.
Merry Chaos, Charlie Brown!
Breaking : Samaras fail to gather 180 in the second vote
These inflated North Korean Millitay hats make me laugh every time.
In this day and age, everything, I mean fucking everything, makes me laugh everytime.
Its all one big farce, and we ain't in it ;-)
Probably just me but...this first artists rendering of a future Obama library looks moar than just a little ironic...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/22/obama-library-designs_n_6368370.html
...to me, it looks like a bomb crater ;-)
Jeezus. The only way that could get any more ostentatious is if it were a 450 foot talll pyramid bult by 20000 slaves.
Good for you WB VII! You got Franco sans toupe! I thought I was the only one who noticed that. My kids wouldn't believe me when I told them he wore one.
Funny thing, this exceptional internet outage in North Korea today. Doesn’t it raise the possibility that some group hacked both Sony and NK to escalate conflict between the two nations? I wonder who would do such a thing?
In other news, the FBI denies any involvement in hacking North Korea and now believes they hacked themselves as a cover up for hacking Sony Pictures.
Here's a joke. Think of this as a 'Sony' joke.
Q. WHY DOES A DOG LICK IT'S OWN BALLS?
A. BECAUSE IT CAN!
OF COURSE, 'SONY' isn't capable of hacking itself and starting this shit as a 'false flag', AND the FBI would NEVER do such a thing as hide this evidence (Waco, Ruby Ridge, Flight 700, NINE fucking ELEVEN, Lois Lerner emails, and ALL SORTS of shit like that starting from JEHoover's hacking and recording of PHONE CONVERSATIONS that the DNC used to get rid of TRICKY DICK in the so-called 'JUST-US' Department revelations of the '18 minutes' that were 'ERASED'; and the latest 'boogie-man of the hour' since I.S.I.S. or 'AL-CIA-DUH' doesn't seem to be working out so let's plant some shit on the 'poorest fucking nation in the fucking world's' leader to make it look like the boogeyman threat that Poppa Bush talked about in the famous 'Axis of Evil' speech should COME TO FRUITION...
'Team America' and Mary Shelley's original adaption of 'Frankenstein' meet Kim Jong Un (and the Banksters from Planet NK, SK, Russia, The New World, and Everywhere Else)...
'It's arrlive. It's ARRLIVE!'
Slowly, the bulbous-headed Kenyan monster awakens, with only one murderous thought on his recently-deceased brain... perhaps TWO... or THREE...
"CHOOM!"
"OBEY VALERIE JARRET!"
"REGGIE LOVE"S SEX!"
The 'team America' part takes precedence, as Kim Jong (whatever) GROATS SARRCASICRRY... '"RONERY"? 'RONERY'? I'rr show YOU, you SONY-hacking motherfuckers... MIKE JUDGE, take THIS...'
RIP…
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And the classic John Belushi version...
http://vimeo.com/66707201
R.I.P. to both great talents.
It's amazing what a few trips on LSD do to a man, isn't it?
Especially the LSD that the CIA was giving out freely to the 'entertainers' of the day during their open mind-control experiments known on the vernacular as the 'MK' series; which started in the late 1950's and continued until the mid-1970's, when the Church Committee (Frank Church, D., Idaho Senator) forced them to tone their overt drugging and mind-fucking down a few notches (if only for a little while, since they now owned the MSM en toto, and could tell the people any shit they wanted them to believe in).
Take a screen-shot of this man. Open sores from STDs, sweating profusely, and screaming the lyrics insted of singing them. He fucked up all the words as well (as you pointed out with your video). YES, he was a REAL 'role model' for the formerly stoned youth; who now inhabit the highest places of power in ALL the world, William.
In IDAHO, this reject from the human race ('Joe Cocker') would be called a 'FREAK'; for decades. Don't ask me how I know this fact about this FREAK and the name therein; or the CIA's experiments. I have some people that I know who happen to live there, where the weather is either too hot or too cold, and they are too 'old-fashioned', and they still have black-and-white televisions patented by Philo T. Farnsworth, and the television stations still sign off at midnight...
He's been dead for several years, and even YOU bought into the 'celebration' that the CIA MSM talked about incessantly; this very day.
As you can imagine, I have little or no use for these heroes of the youth in their drug years. James Morrison is another one who didn't die a moment too soon; i cracked a biography on him from one of his contemporaries, a female, who described his desires to commit painful anal rape on the mis-guided teen-age drug girls that came home with him after performances; the desire, and the fact that he carried it out; complete with screams, etc. etc. At that point, i just closed the book; I didn't really need anymore enlightenment from Mr. Morrison.
Now just you wait one doggon minute. There were some good things about the counter culture.
Like... Uh. And like... Uh. And uh...
Hold on a second, I'm thinking...
Man I was trying to study Electronic Engineering at Berkely and these LSD gnomes lined the sidewalks and shouted at the pedestrians, "power to the people, power to the people". Finally, I stopped in front of one of these freaks and told him he was full of shit; and if he and his friends, who of course, he regarded as "the people", ever got any power, it would be an unmitigated disaster of historical proportions; since they were all morons. After that, i was a target and a favorite technique was to follow me down the sidewalk and shout at my back, "Capitalist Running Dog, Tool of the Establishment", etc. etc. Finally, I turned around and grabbed this one pencil-necked bookworm by his Tee Shirt and offered to break his face for him, with or without his plastic Clarke Kent glasses. After that they stayed on the side of the walk and just mumbled, 'Neanderthal, or Imperialist Thug", as I passed by; but no eye contact, no more shouting. And now, guess what, they're attorneys on the .gov payroll; rolling out the Socialist Dream. Yeah, that LSD saved a lot of people from the drudgery of studying, ANYTHING; after-all once it's revealed to you that everyything you need to know is in Chairman Mao's little Red Book; why study anything ? Of course, there were certain slightly older role models for them who explained to them about Chairman Mao's little Red Book, and the other things they really needed to meditate on. AAAHH ! I get all upset just thinking about it. What a disaster.
Alright SAT. I graduated high school in 1992 and ran into LSD a couple of years later because I was English major. I took the drug and I liked it for the first 12 or 14 hours and I did it again months later. LSD is not about getting high. It is just isn't one of things you do alone and it is not something you keep on doing. Twice was more than enough. That is one of those drugs where you won't gain anything by doing it more. It's not a social drug and I spent time in the woods alone. I had no wish to be around anyone at all and never bothered anyone and I only let the visions come. I never bothered anyone.
Oh my! Tasty, tasty, tasty! No offense WB7, but the nympho elf is much more Chrisymassy than Asshat getting worked over by Shorty McGruder and Co.
Nice work, William, but where are the sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?!?
I have a plan. Let's stuff Kim's stocking with a ton of Velveeta and we'll never have to spectulate about him again.
GO PACKERS!
I knew he would return. It’s Tattoo-Two (the second) from Cheese Fantasy Island
Peace on earth... Good will to all men and women.
http://commonwonders.com/world/abolishing-the-cia/
http://commonwonders.com/world/beyond-m-a-d-reviving-nuclear-war/
I'll settle for just making it through the year; alive and without finally cracking up under the cognitive dissonance of living here. But it's a nice thought.
Empire of chaos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRYJ2ctBLHI
Increasing number of families prepping for catastrophe:
http://patriotrising.com/2014/12/22/increasing-number-families-prepping-...
'Survival' shoplifting soars as people battle to cope with brutal cuts in austerity Britain:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/survival-shoplifting-soars-people-b...
Here we go. Gotta shut the internet down.
http://www.computing.co.uk/ctg/news/2387968/trojan-based-on-zeus-targets...
Just the beginning of what is coming to your neighborhoods soon. The evil babylonian banksters will use food and disinformation as weapons to control and kill with.
okay the seating for christmas dinner at the WH is not settled. Kim wants to sit next to Obama, so they can get to the bottom of who hacked SONY. Obama wants to sit next to Castro, who may have killed Kennedy. The Kennedys have said they aren't having Miley Cyrus, so maybe she can sit next to Obama, no Michelle would not like that. Taylor Swift dissed SONY, she might have done the hacking. (put her at the childrens table) Obama first said okay to Kim, but he thought it was Kim Kardashian, who he feels close to because her father kept a black murderer out of jail, (and proved how awful those white police can be). he might settle for Khloe, if Michelle okays it. (he pardoned the turkey because he doesn't like white meat) its not certain the prez will even be there, he has to attend several funerals of policemen shot by blacks protesting police brutality. if thats the case he might just have to take some fried chicken. the flow chart is difficult, but new years is better, party with the banksters!
Christmas is not allowed in America anymore. the chosen have selected Kwanzaa for the goyim and Hanuka for themselves. so it will be a Kwanzaa dinner in the White House.
E.O. 16666
Part 1:
In honor of holidays that the masses no longer remember (thanks to our continued dumbing-down efforts; which have been successful, as GWB told us they WOULD BE), INGSOC has declared that a holiday will be bestowed upon the citizens. The name shall be officially designated as 'JUNE-TEENTH'. Government offices and National Parks and Welfare Offices will be CLOSED on this date (once we figure out which day of the calender this actually is). IRS offices and The National Federal Police and all TSA workers shall NOT be closed; and all are required to continue work as usual. In the meantime, Congress will be excused from session for the entire month. This probably will have no fiscal impact, since Congress is normally excused from ALL months; and I now hold all decision-making power.
Part 2:
Enforcement of this new holiday will be carried out by the armies stationed in the CONUS; that I have directed to take all steps necessary; in maintaining order and civility in this time of National Crisis; under the U.N. Charter. No stores shall be open; no transportation allowed; no activities deemed 'unnecessary' shall take place; in accordance with regulations set by the standing armies (whether foreign or domestic), and squad commanders have full discretion in the enforcment as they see fit.
Part 3:
Until such time as a date is chosen, every day in the month of June is hereby designated as 'June-Teenth'.
SIGNED, THIS DAY,
(blah blah) by the 'powers vested in me',
Messiah, Leader, and The Kenyan,
Soetoro the First; Cannigula, The Leader of The Free World; Head Mullato
Too true to be funny. Cuts close to the bone. Does everyone remember the dinner party he attended, as president, at a New York Townhouse, a private dinner party given by the host for his intimate friends; everyone of which, including the host / owner, attended the same Synagogue in New York City, and was a powerful Banker. this is not a hallucination on my part, it was serious main stream straight up reporting. Of course, without any comment or discussion on how in-appropriate and crazy this was. When was the last time this happened in American History ? Yeah, exactly; never. Gotta touch bases with the bosses; in private. Fuck Me. What a Situation.
I thought Kwanzaa was a Vietnamese rap group.
Disobedient goy, off to the abattoir with you.
$75 Million spent to make this movie. Hundreds of millions in free advertizing from state funded media. Keynes would be proud, but I can't help but think somebody should be in jail for federal wire fraud charges.
Bernie Madoff is paying for everyone's sins.
Madoff just stole from the wrong tribe. Corzine knew the small farmer tribe wouldn't have the muscle to hurt him.
Martha Stewart did the same thing for insider trading. well Obama is a symbol of sorts, who should be symbollically lynched (impeached as it were) to square the circle
Well put. In electronics, the holy grail is the "infinite capacitor." Apparently Bernie Madoff is the unholy infinite sink for financial crimes.
People should make sure during the career choice phase they teach their children well ...
EDIT: I knew exactly what you meant sir, but I am perplexed about the hillary peace button.
Why stop at financial crimes. He is their infinite synch for everything including the kitchen sink. He is the only one they have sent off to the slammer besides Private Manning. That tells you where their priorities lie.
Yup. I think I figured out the hillary reference. She can claim that back in the 1990s the "food for nukes" exchange with the Snorks was her initiative. Just in time to campaign as commader in cheif of the great cyber war of 2016.
If we elect a democrat, we will get terrible movies and 24x7 press hoaxes. If we elect a Republican we will get very real wars. Giant Doosh vs. Turd Sandwich again. always. forever.
Forget Hillary. Elizabeth Warren WILL be our next 'president'.
Dennis Rodman is a nice touch.
yes but looks like he got cut off at the knees (or nuts). No one allowed to be taller than Kim.
And James Flacco in the back looking like a douche.
that's Joe Flacco, several ints and the Ravens lost to Houston
You dare contradict the Commander in Chief?
The Mouse that roared;)
http://www.blacklistednews.com/Blackwater_Lobbyist_Will_Manage_House_Int...
Good greasy grief. *facepalm*