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Mon, 12/22/2014 - 20:12 | 5583016 Normalcy Bias
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Spectalcular price for spectalcular prostate massage!

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 17:42 | 5582420 NordikAvenger
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I'd love for her to give me a spectal price.

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 13:31 | 5581428 the grateful un...
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in homage to the politics of hope and change, I'll have the number 7 with the happy ending

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 00:26 | 5583899 SAT 800
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!! LOL. can't survive this without a really good sense of humor; finely tuned to Irony.

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 12:55 | 5581284 kaiserhoff
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You convinced me, Wild Bill.

I know who I want for Christmas.

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 12:45 | 5581234 NoVa
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ticky, ticky

washy, washy ?

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 12:44 | 5581233 Jumbotron
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I'm sorry.....exactly what does she intend to do with that finger ?

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 03:33 | 5584184 OldPhart
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Dear Zero Hedge:

Just scrolled through your headlines.

Fuck you very much.

I think I have to kill a politician tomorrow, or a banker.

Didn't ever want to be a criminal.

*sigh*

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 06:40 | 5584339 nmewn
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Some are born criminals, some become criminals, some have criminality thrust upon them ;-)

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 12:59 | 5581305 crazytechnician
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Well , normally the sign says 'Rectal Price'

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 14:57 | 5581823 williambanzai7
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Here is something amusing about those sauna karaoke bar girlie posters. They get scotch taped on all the banks in Kowloon every night after closing time. There must not be a problem with any laws because it has been going on for years.

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 13:04 | 5581323 kaiserhoff
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Spectal price sounds like a New Age thingy.

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 12:59 | 5581298 STP
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LOL, I was thinking the same thing.   Something about a 'Stinky Pinky, while getting Kinky?'

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 13:32 | 5581438 Pure Evil
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Ah.......nothing like the smell of stanky fingers with that morning cup of joe.

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 12:58 | 5581293 williambanzai7
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I wouldn't want to spectalate

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 01:27 | 5584034 Nobody For President
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Good grief, WB - 'I wouldn't want to spectalate' : Not only do we have spectacular art, but now it comes with really bad puns (like Wall Street, bad is good when puns are involved).

You have to admit though, that the world and financial so-called leaders are serving you up a lot of slow pitch softballs to whack out of the park; and whack 'em you are doing.

As if North Korea pulled that hack off, but now the US can put them back on the 'naughty' list. You know, give young Kim some teeth, and you could do a butthead and beaver gig on that pair.

Anyway, I'm really glad you are there to 'afflict the comfortable'...

 

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 13:31 | 5581435 Pure Evil
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Well.......once the exam is over the chocolate mousse should stand out against the red gloves.

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 00:29 | 5583913 SAT 800
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Good Grief. that's a real mental eye poisoner.

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 23:26 | 5587130 Overfed
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Considering that the gloves extend well past her elbows.....Yeek.

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 14:18 | 5581645 Never One Roach
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She’s evidently the most popular proctologist in HK I presume?

Mon, 12/22/2014 - 17:16 | 5582299 DaddyO
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Gives new meaning to 'finger wave'...

DaddyO

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