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North Korea Warns Of Attacks Against White House, Pentagon And Entire "Cesspool Of Terrorism" That Is America
The whole "North Korea hacking Sony" story had gotten so bizarre over the past week, there was nothing stopping it from jumping fully into the rabit hole. Which it did overnight when as the FT reported, North Korea warned of strikes against key sites in the US in retaliation for Washington blaming Pyongyang for the recent Sony cyber attack, saying any US punishment over the incident would lead to damage “thousands of times greater”.
The comedy continues:
Late on Sunday North Korea’s National Defence Commission said President Barack Obama was “recklessly” spreading rumours that Pyongyang was behind the cyber attack. Sony has pulled The Interview , a satirical film depicting the assassination of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, after the hacking and subsequent threats of terrorist attacks against cinemas that screened it."
And now for the roaring laughter:
The NDC said its 1.2m-member army was ready to use all types of warfare against the US. “Our toughest counteraction will be boldly taken against the White House, the Pentagon, and the whole US mainland, the cesspool of terrorism, by far surpassing the ‘symmetric counteraction’ declared by Obama,” said the NDC statement, carried by official news agency KCNA.
Of course, the situation would be far less idiotic if it wasn't for the US being the lead provocateur this time: "The threat comes as US officials are scrambling to come up with ways to retaliate after the FBI announced on Friday that it believed North Korea was behind the cyber attack against Sony, and warned that it would impose “costs and consequences” on those responsible."
Kim and his army generals watching Obama warn about "costs"
So, just for the record, let's get this straight: North Korea (the same North Korea from Hacking Collective Anonymous Says FBI Is Lying, "North Korea Is Not Source Of Hack") hacked one of the world's largest, most secure corporations. In fact, if one looks very closely, one can see in the following photo of a night time North Korea in context, just where North Korea's crack hacking commandoes burn the midnight oil.
As for just what the North Korean nuclear onslaught of America would look like, well we'll just have to wait for the next Sony Picture film to break it all down, coming some time in late 2015.
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They're going to fling Dennis Rodman over the White House fence.
"North Korea Warns Of Attacks Against White House"
Oh, yeah? Well, I don't think you've got the guts, I dare ya!
Nothing but a Double Dog Dare You!
move along - those are not the droids...
The next Sony picture to be released on ... hold on ... 2015.75.
If you count the cycles from the death of Karl Max, that is the exact date.
It is amazing how none of these Walll Streeters with billions to hire the best brains around cannot figure it out,, yet it is so simple.
Not even worth a new thought. I'll just reference my comment from the other day:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-12-20/defiant-north-korea-says-can-pr...
Don't the Norks eat dogs?
Obama is probably salivating at the thought of a peace conference.
pods
See the first pic with Kim and his generals. Imagine this caption. "Sony password was 123456? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!!!!
I was about to say: "Sharks in the water"...
but I "toon" it down somewhat:
Bully matches.
I hope they don't attack twitter or ebay, that will bring us to our knees
If they REALLY wnated to harm America, they would leave DC intact. washington does more to destroy America than NK could ever hope to do. Wiping out DC and giving us a chance to start all over might be the best thing to happen to this country in over a century.
Hold on - didnt we see this 'movie already in 2013?
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'White House Down' w/Foxx and Tatum
sooner or later they will figure out how to turn off our lights.
Obola's got that covered with the EPA.
is that a sony production?
Yep
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/whitehousedown/
But the Norks are the baddies in Olympus Has Fallen
http://screencrush.com/white-house-down-olympus-has-fallen/
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Can't really blame them.
Good luck!
According to the MSM, for the past 20 years the Norks have had only grass to eat, so the Norks will completely wiped out soon.
Be patient.
No, no, no... We're constantly sending them wheat, beef, heating oil, etc. trying to convince them to be good boys. There are some well-fed motherfuckers over there. Just look at dear leader, with his gout and obesity problems. Every parent knows you shouldn't reward bad behavior. The U.S. needs to take some parenting classes or Child Protective Services is going to take it's empire away.
Ah, so that's the reason! Well, at least the war will be over a real difference.
Sadly though, any time wasted on this diversion is a win for both tyrannies.
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FYI The White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
It's hard to miss;)
It's gotten to Alice in a Quantum Mechanic Wonderland on Acid.
Stranger and stranger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HmJQyS8QVw
Feed your head.
The target contrasts quit nicely as well. LMAO.
See that map? Didn't realize NK was so efficient at energy conservation.
That's a perfect example of where Sec Chu wished us to progress.
Forward, Comrade!
Greenest government, by far.
They're so far ahead of the curve, I think their commitments to the Kyoto Protocol was to INCREASE emissions 100% ...
Just think how healthy they all are, sleeping deep, natural sleep during the hours of darkness, just as God intended!
Except (supposedly) half their population is on methamphetamine.
@PS- obama's not there he's in hawaii. 2 white cops got murdered so he's not gona show back up in DC or the media for a while
Meanwhile, at Sony computer headquarters: "What, you let the McAfee security software expire after the trial membership was over?"
considering they had another recent problem with accounts being hacked you would think sony were more on the ball.
a major hi-tec corporation open to attack and being held to ransom, pay up or else.
Was it simple extortion, flase flag, competitor or ???
all IMHO more likely than north korea.
The invasion has begun! They're airdropping communist north korean deer into the heartland of America infected with ebola.
BEWARE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0GDcA-gqY4
obama's looking to give somebody a full helping of FREEDOM for christmas!!!
Smells like, Nation Building...No.....Regime Change...No............Woar, ah hell, those things all smell the same to the M.I.C.
Trebuchet? How modern.
You are what you eat.
Seen Interstellar, yet? Some clear and other pretty garnly, deep and hidden references to Quantum Mechanics, conciousness and time a la Lanza, Levy, et al.
Kubrickesque
There's even a nefarious Dr. Mann, just like in the real world.
Please, let's not waste an excellent movie on the tooney land special production.
“Complex malware known as Regin is the suspected technology behind sophisticated cyberattacks conducted by U.S. and British intelligence agencies on the European Union and a Belgian telecommunications company, according to security industry sources and technical analysis conducted by The Intercept.”
http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2014/11/further-evidence-of-mistrust-...
of course they will target belgacom, look at all those high value targets in belgium.
Who do you think bought $100 Billion in US Treasuries? You think the Belgians did that themselves?
But seriously, I think it is more about collecting all communication from EU politicians and diplomats.
Are you not entertained citizens?
The headline damn near made me place my coffee on monitor. "Cesspool of Terrorism" made me chuckle and likely all week.
Yeah. We're all sensitive about "micro aggressions" and racism so covert that it's now double plus insidious. We are such dastardly tough meanies over here.
A bunch of soft headed pussies is what we are now, for the most part. Seriously. Microagressions and racism and sexism so covert that it's very unknowability makes it doubly damnable. These are supposedly things in our unhinged "culture" today.
But Sony...? Wahhhh!!!!
Exactly Doc. We have children in charge at all levels of goobermint. It's ridiculous what we have come to and what we must endure.
Frankly, there are tens of thousands of Americans who would just "volunteer" their time and effort to run various agencies of government. The job would be done much, much better. We would all sleep better at night.
If we don't figure out how to literally dismantle this huge federal government, then we are doomed to continue our downward spiral. The "threats" will eventually turn very real.
"Are you not entertained citizens?"
Yes, ZH Gladiator, we are (entertained).
First it was "We Ebolad some folks", then "We fracked some folks", now it's... "We hacked some folks".
"We have seen the enemy. And he is US".
Gosh, I bet the night sky in North Korea is just beautiful without all that light pollution.
And smog. Supposedly, it is rare to see the moon in Seoul, let alone the stars.
Damn Seth Rogen and James Flacco...
You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me ser-rirous-ryyyyyyyy!
All right! Who sold them kerosene?? Someone better fess up here and fess up quick!
Mule Creek does not sell for fiat.
We got two yaks and a pygmy piglet to be named later.
Hmmm. You think maybe we just bought Kim?
I want to know why KJU is holding binoculars in the top pic.
Does he use them with his PS2?
No doubt China has some part in this...
But Obama serves the oligarchs and corporations who need China for slaves wage manufacturing work, so nothing will be done.
That tv/monitor looks like it's circa early 2000's. I wonder if they use it for Pong matches when they're not watching TV.
Well if nothing else, North Korea has proven the worth of owning nuclear weapons as a deterrent to any would be aggressor.
These guys are crazy enough to do it.
Is America willing to prod any further?
Aww hell yeah! Who's afraid of 1,2 million North Korean soldiers crossing the Pacific in the dead of night in little yellow dingheys?
SAN FRANCISCO is!!!
And SEATTLE! AND PORTLAND! AND KLAMATH FALLS! AND BOISE!
SHIT! SHIT! SHIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!
We’re kinda of hoping for an EMP.
As soon as the lights go out, everyone on the block across from my house may get wiped out. Ping, Ping, Ping.
Rekt, lol.
Is that Obama?
Shoulda oughta bought the one with GPS.
It seems that Little Kimmie Pudgkin's new ICBM launcher program is having some major technical problems.
That gif made me laugh so hard....Physics FTW!
If Obama had a son...
Thanks you so much! Seeing videos of assholes wiping out really makes my day.
Poor soul had not enough time to say," Houston, we have a problem".
Entire "Cesspool Of Terrorism" That Is America
Hate to have to say this but he's right...How many countries have we destroyed and left in ruins in the last 10 years??? With millions dead and displaced....
You just can't expose the truth in this region of the world...Bradley Manning,,Julian Asange,,Ed Snowden....But O'Keefe can ex marine..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RXonzoJPg
These old farts will be dead and our next generations will be the targets of billion furious.
Sounds like the whole farking planet has jumped the shark.
Kim's "wrestle-mania" posturing actually makes some advertising sense.
Much more than the reactions of gullible Americans who actually believe and feel
threatened by most preposterous hyperbole.
[I suppose many would wet their pants if Kim said
"all options are on the table".]
(No exceptionalist double standard there ... hmmm?)
Please Kim get the White House first. We'll fake an attack on the Pentagon later ourselves so you won't have to do that one.
"Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!" Kim the Merciless
Dems fightin' woids.
Tin hat--Engaged.
The US wants to take Korea out, so does much of the rest of the world. We are starting this so that we can roll up all heavy and shit on them, or maybe even have some permission to nuke them.
at this point for the US, its plunder or die................
Pirates of Vichy DC.
Yeah send over that 1 million man army so they can undercut latin american low wage workers. Give ema a job.
I think i'll go grab some brkfst and bring it back before I read this comedy.
It was probably 'Big Satan' that did it. The hacks seem awful advanced for dweeb boy. Or China. Either one. Don't want their own slaves getting any ideas. God forbid. Of course get rid of one and another one pops up with decreased freedom.
Look North Korea, you and Obummer work / fight this out, leave us (US) out of it...thanks
It's always funny (yet idiotic) when countries halfway around the world threaten each other. What exactly is North korea going to do? Not like they are right beside the U.S and can sneak attack some damage.
Too bad North Korea responde din the predicted (and I am sure U.S desired) manner instead of taking the high road and laughing at the idiots in Washington.
We would probably lose a non-nuclear ground war against N Korea right now, since Obama gutted the military and we are at pre-WWI strength. We'd do better telling the people on welfare in the US that N Korea took their checks, and watch the action.
It’s all good, until Kim Jong Un sets up Rape-Teams and hunt for Palins.
Just send Amy Pascal(tribe) to N Korea and let Kim have 'his' way with her...........
How embarrassing for Israel to have to call Pascal one of their own.............the racism that comes out of the tribe is truly disgusting..
fuck the neo-cons who orchestrated all of this
Meanwhile, evidence continues to surface that the entire Sony Pictures affair, going back to the original decision by the studio to make a film depicting the murder of Kim Jong-un, was a provocation inspired by the US military-intelligence apparatus.
Email communications obtained by the online publication Daily Beast and cited in many columns and commentaries Friday strongly suggest this. Sony Pictures co-chairman Michael Lynton is on the board of trustees of the Rand Corporation, a leading private consulting firm for the CIA and Pentagon, and it was Rand's North Korea specialist, Bruce Bennett, who pushed hard for the Sony film to focus on the assassination of North Korea's ruler.
http://www.opednews.com/populum/pagem.php?f=US-escalates-campaign-agai-b...
http://marcrogers.org/2014/12/18/why-the-sony-hack-is-unlikely-to-be-the...
You forgot the premise "Suprising absolutely no one..."
The instant I heard of the movie, my first thought was that it had to be yet another Hollywood psyop. Turns out, it was an even grander one than anticipated.
It wouldn't surprise me to learn the State Dept/USAID commissioned the film.
They got caught spending millions on a fake Twitter to destabilize Cuba and we're to believe they've stopped all covert activity of destabilizing sovereign countries...right.
It would be easier to name a country the U.S. isn't fucking with.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/usaid-effort-to-undermine-...
Nobody knows who was responsible for hacking Sony, but just in case the hackers are reading this, I'd like to put in a request for JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs, B of A and CitiBank to start.
Between the group shot around the computer and the Kamikaze style scooter run, it was the best entertainment this AM! Keep up the good work!
Let's hire the North Korean army to guard the border with Mexico since our military is spread all over the damn world except where we NEED it...
Final question for the test: how many terrorist and other fugitives are hiding in Miami with full protection?
Hmmmm...sounds like a declaration of war...nice opportunity to showcase our shock and awe for the Chinese to make a point?
Perhaps we should send Seth Rogan and James Flacco to assissinate him.
According to one of these emails, Seth Rogen, the film's co-director, had initially intended the film to target an unnamed leader of an unnamed country, and it was Lynton himself "that told them to not use a fictitious name, but to go with Kim Jong-un." The same message, written by Marisa Liston, a Sony senior vice president, said that Rogen and co-director Evan Goldberg "mention that a former CIA agent and someone who used to work for Hillary Clinton looked at the script."
An email from Bennett, the Rand analyst, to Lynton suggested that the film could actually help unseat the North Korean regime. "I have been clear that the assassination of Kim Jong Un is the most likely path to a collapse of the North Korean government," Bennett wrote. "I believe that a story that talks about the removal of the Kim family regime and the creation of a new government by the North Korean people (well, at least the elites) will start some real thinking in South Korea and, I believe, in the North once the DVD leaks into the North (which it almost certainly will)."
Lynton responded, "Bruce -- Spoke to someone very senior in State (confidentially). He agreed with everything you have been saying. Everything. I will fill you in when we speak."
Other emails name two State Department officials -- Assistant Secretary Daniel Russel and Ambassador Robert King, US special envoy for North Korea human-rights issues -- as providing input to the film. End q. McCain is figting for freedom of expression of who?
LOL - We are going to go to war because of the two guys from the Pineapple Express
nuclear threat from the electricity challenged, not sure I'm gonna hide underneath the student desk just yet
If Sony or whoever was going to or made a movie about killing Obama there would be riots in the streets form his supporters..
There would be immediate IRS investigations , raids ,, etc.
If I were Pres I would end North Korean insanity by launching full nuclear attack, first with with jamming, stealth bombing key sites, then immediately follow with a carpet of nukes.
Then tell the Iranians that they are next unless they immediately allow international inspectors in and fully dismantle their nuclear weapons program. The Iranians can buy nuclear fuel for power plants, don't need an expensive enrichment program for electric power. This path will calm the waters internationally for a long, long time.
I would also track down all the anti-America commenters on web sites (VERY easy to identify), draft them into the army, then ship their asses to the ISIL front lines so they can be made useful.
you forgot the sarc tag........
How many millions of people do we need to kill to keep 1940s technology under wraps?
P.S. WalMart has a great sale on uranium.
So, you're anti-communist, but you're in favor of the government tracking down people with opposing views.
You simple-minded buffoons do not understand the hierarchy of regimes that can harm you.
Yes, the USA regime can and does harm Americans every day, even killing some Americans, especially with dark skin, without justification or access to justice afterwards by the victim's survivors.
BUT
the North Korean regime is infinitely worse, and given the opportunity, they would do immense harm to ALL Americans, including extensive economic & property damage and killing on a large scale even those with light skin.
So I say, first exploit the corrupt regime in WADC to eliminate the enemies of America the country, THEN eliminate the corrupt regime in WADC, which is an enemy of the American people, ie the productive non-entitlement ones.
Stop sucking on your bong long enough to let your vestigal brain function and you may begin to understand the principle of hierarchies of risks & dangers.
So I say, first exploit the corrupt regime in WADC to eliminate the enemies of America the country.
You do realize that most of the, so called, enemies of America were created by the same "corrupt regime in WADC" don't you? Or do you subscribe to every lie brought to you by the MIC?
I just threw out stinking garbage that is worth more than what you wrote.
How did assholes in WADC create the assholes in NK?
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The usual 'american' way: murder of innocents.
http://antiwar.com/blog/2013/03/05/north-korea-and-the-united-states-wil...
Ohhhh, the portal to Absolute UNbiased Truth, the antiwar blog - of course ! - how could I have missed that gushing fountain of wisdom !
So to you, the history described in that blog is justification for the psychopathic dictatorship in NK ?
I'd love to be President for day. You would find yourself in NK permanently.
Put the bong away, grow up.
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That's great news, because that's exactly how long your term would last.
Butthole Prober said:
Yes, that's certainly an unambiguous and ringing endorsement of the depth of 'american' sanity. Destroys the very insane hypothesis that the US is the wall against barbarism.
IAEA inspectors have been monitoring Iran's nuclear research for decades.
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/MH16Ak03.html
http://nationalinterest.org/print/commentary/eight-ways-youre-wrong-abou...
Might want to explain how to dismantle a fantasy.
http://antiwar.com/blog/2012/08/03/ehud-barak-admits-iran-has-defensive-...
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/NH08Ak02.html
Seems this guy from land of the free, home of the brave is afraid of any behavior aligned with values the US is claimed to represent. Good fearless display of 'american' love of freedom.
Can't argue with Kim on that!
South Korea Looks For Reunification With North Korea – Ryoo Kihl-jae
Someone tell that Kim little dong jong to attach a cable to his missiles for easier retrieval
How do we know it's not the NSA?
Obama gets to have a unsympathetic boogeyman as he rescues the Castros and he gets to lecture another private concern (Sony) like they were little kids.
Theyre equipped with exploding basketballs that they can shoot and hoop like Rodman!
Hey, this is a little off topic, but in the picture of night time North Korea above, does anyone notice the bright lighted spot due West of Nampo at the mouth of the Taedong river. There are no islands there, but one massive brightly lit spot. Oil rigs maybe? Why is my bloody font so small?
Hey, when we are all singing Auld Pyongyang Syne on new year's eve, we'll see who gets the last laugh.
Besides, eating bugs under Kim Jong Un or eating bugs under Obama, is there a real difference?
Great. California legalizes pot and 2 stoners end up starting WWIII
Please don't blame us stoners for WWIII. We're just merely a scapegoat.
We need some skillz peoples, I know the talent is out there to put together a psuedo animated flick of Piglet here blowing a dead whale on the beach.
Here's your new film, you fat little vainglorius poisonous ego do nothing midget.
To hell with his stunted ass and those miserable little fucking slaves he "leads".
Can there be no clearer indication that American Fascism means the United States ratcheting up war talk against yet another foreign country on behalf of a private, foreign, company?
And over a shitty movie by two slob stoners?
Yahuds Rogen and Franco. The 21st century Archduke Ferdinands
So we hate N.K. because their people don't have a meaningful vote and their economy is tightly controlled by the political elite.
Got it, so glad to be 'Merikan.
We envy their leader because he gets all the Hollywood movies before they are released in American theaters.
We will wipe Disney Rand off the map....
Hey NK don't' forget to attack Congress! Hell you'll instnatly have a higher approval rating with Americans.
alright, which one of you guys hacked dprk's newsfeed?
Yo, Kimmy, missed a couple of spots.
Not many people know this but North Korea dug a tunnel from Pyongyang to DC. Laugh all you want at these small North Koreans but they were intentionally starved by their leaders to keep them small so they would fit into the tunnels. Laugh when they flood the streets of DC killing all.
Seriously now though: these North Korean leaders are very very bad people who starved thousands of their people so they could divert money from their economy in order to build nuclear weapons. They themselves should be all starved to death.
Maybe they learned that from the US?
Nort Korea http://www.globalresearch.ca/search?q=north+korea
The fascists in USG and US are still in war with NK. They killed 30% of NK population, how can somebody expect a symathy from NK towards any american citizen?
http://www.globalresearch.ca/north-korea-or-the-united-states-who-is-a-t...
Kim Jung Un to his Generals: "Look everybody, this is my new computer screen! See how big it is?"
I remember a ZH pic from last year of him in front of a monitor that was unplugged - deep in serious thought....
This tells it all...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSedE5sU3uc
The Obama regime is an extension of the Work regime, stop teasing us
It's time to be afraid, peasants.
Blacks, yellows, goatbreeders in sandals, gun loving neighbours and all sorts of freedom hating evil people are out there to get you. x_X
(sigh)...just another distraction to cover the fact that the financial slavery system is crashing about their ears. The alleged 'global currency reset' appears to me to be a similar fraud in new packaging.
Threatening war over a movie?!?
The must be really desparate?
I spent 2 weeks in Nampo, DPRK (outside Pyongyang) about 10 years ago. Poverty was extreme. Trucsks were crankstarted, people were working in -0F in thin shirts, lghts were out after 9pm, and everyone lined up twice a day to get thier daily tangerine (to prevent scurvy). In Pyongyang there are no cars, no heat in the buildings, no people wandering about. I find it hilarious and asstonishing that anyone is scared of this countery. And if you want to point a finger as to whos responsible for their nuclear program, look to Bill Clinton, he provided them with a nuclear power plant.
Kim Jung Un is a mesomorph [see Lombroso] with criminal intent, USA.
Frankly, I would not be too quick to antagonize his pathological sociopathic personality if I were you.
NOTE: Take a look at what he did to his uncle when he failed to tow the party line. Think Chuckles Manson and then triple the psychopathology, Z/H.
Wow, ZH flooded with hundreds of new illiterate nonsensical trolls lately! Luckily numbers doesn't affect transparency :-)
What do you call a Nork with a dog? Very fortunate...
What do you call a Nork with two dogs? Ranchers...
Dont get them mad... they might sling some of their 'Nodong' missiles at us. I wonder if they named those after their fearless leader?
Say what you want. N Koreas stance on light pollution is a shining example of what you can do if you try.
I've been to North Korea. It's common practice to turn off lights to conserve energy. Moreover, they don't have a consumerist society/mentality. No flashy advertising. The picture is propaganda.