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Tue, 12/23/2014 - 21:37 | 5586887 BeagleOne
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Once again. KUDOS...

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 20:41 | 5586750 nmewn
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Still say the Norks didn't hack jack.

Now movie makers & theaters (Hollywood and its outlets) want blanket immunity from lawsuits for generating/showing "provocative" films? Corporate lawyers...lol...another in a long line of banes to our existence, hire security from your own pocket you fucking douchebags, don't you want to protect YOUR PROPERTY from vandalism or bad press?

You could always take the "No Guns Allowed" signs off the doors and we'll do it for you ;-)

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 19:27 | 5586533 himaroid
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Wreck your balls with sows of folly........

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 19:39 | 5586566 kaiserhoff
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Ya'll ain't right.

You are friggin' hilarious, but just not right;)

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 19:46 | 5586596 Pure Evil
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After seeing Obama's head on Kardashian's ass, who could ever claim to be normal again.

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 18:44 | 5586388 Manipuflation
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William, I have been meaning to ask, but I wasn't sure if I should.  Would you like to go to the moving picture show with me?  It could be just you and I and a couple of five gallon ".gov safety cans" of "cheap" gas.  I like to smoke though.  What could possibly go wrong? 

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 18:39 | 5586376 GeezerGeek
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Now I'm kinda wishing my internet had broken.

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 18:20 | 5586327 dexter_morgan
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Is that a black garbage back he/she is dropping????

Highway Sign on a South Carolina Bar/Restaurant:

“HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL

 Lobster Tail and Beer”

 

Bubba, reading the sign, says to himself:

"Lordy mercy!"

"Them's my three favorites".


Tue, 12/23/2014 - 18:50 | 5586403 Jumbotron
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NO.....that was her original dress size she was taking off before they Photoshopped her ass down two sizes.

 

Here's her real ass.

 

http://the305.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kim-k-datass-03.jpg

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 21:11 | 5586829 NoVa
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that is so gross - you need give a print warning.  

where are the umpa lumpas to push it up into the truck?

 

 

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 18:55 | 5586422 Jumbotron
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There is actually a filter in Photoshop call the Kardashian Filter.   Right alongside the Gaussian Blur.

 

Here's what it can do.   The Kim is on the left is after applying the Kardashian Filter.  The UNTOUCHED original Kim is on the right.

 

https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.tmz.com/2014/11/18/1118-kim-k-jeff-beache...

 

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 18:12 | 5586292 Son of Captain Nemo
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With your kind permission?

Requesting to make copies of this and distribute among the movie houses in the Washington Metro area that will be showing it Christmas Day!

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 20:52 | 5586776 messystateofaffairs
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I think we should all pin one up on every lightpost near every theatre that's going to play the movie. Very impactful and loaded with innudendo. Should get the sheeple bleating and running around in circles.

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 18:58 | 5586437 williambanzai7
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Permission granted...

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 17:32 | 5586182 kaiserhoff
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I can't breave...;)

  from laughing.

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 16:44 | 5586065 Ness.
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Well done WB7, well done.

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 16:26 | 5586016 ThroxxOfVron
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Ok, William; you have shown us the rear.

Now, go full holiday Banzai bonkers and give us a look at the front!

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 18:46 | 5586394 Jumbotron
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Why would I want to see a Photoshopped tuna with Kanye's head coming out of its mouth ?

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 19:43 | 5586585 Pure Evil
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On her chest there's probably the face of Hillary on one side and Pelosi on the other with Feinstein as the nips.

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 22:59 | 5587052 Jumbotron
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Gahhhhh...

 

You really are Satan!

 

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 16:01 | 5585949 dot_bust
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It's your finest work yet, William. :)

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 16:00 | 5585939 Berspankme
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I'll bet Rogen would love being that close to Obama's ass

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 15:58 | 5585936 Berspankme
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Where's the kill switch !!

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 15:56 | 5585925 Nobody For President
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You have mixed so many cultural memes in that one that my head just broke.

Thank goodness noon is upon us - Moar wine!

Tue, 12/23/2014 - 15:52 | 5585919 ptoemmes
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Help. I've fallen and can't get up.

 

There's a crack in the infrastructure.

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