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"Happy" Holidays From Jim Grant

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Having previously reduced the world's predicament to two short paragraphs, Jim Grant has outdone himself with this holiday card this year...

 

 

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Or as Wall Street would say "Mission Accomplished"

 

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Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:34 | 5589522 TeamDepends
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Forget about all that and have a Merry Christmas! Because next year....

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:44 | 5589551 cossack55
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So......what would happen if all the median households incorporated themselves, say as LLCs?

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:12 | 5589610 El Oregonian
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Lord, give us this day, our daily lead, as we seek those banksters who trespass against us...

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:39 | 5590227 PT
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"Happy Holidays"???  How many of these ZH articles are gonna start with Happy Holidays???  It's MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU STUPID HEAP OF SHIT ARSE-LICKING COCKSUCKING CUNT BASTARD FUCKWIT TREACHEROUS SCUMBAG COCKROACH FELCHING MAGGOTS!!!!!!!

and yes there is a reason for the juxtaposition of foul language and Merry CHRISTmas and yes I expect it to go straight over your stupid empty pimple-between-your-shoulders that you call "head"s.

P.S.  Thanks for confirming that, even with all the alternative news you give us, you still have a narrative from which you CAN NOT deviate.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:55 | 5590263 The Ingenious G...
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Merry Christmas!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 01:32 | 5590372 Troll Magnet
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And miserable fucking Hannukah for all shylocks, bitchezzz!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:23 | 5590412 Ahoy Polloi
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Now I have a machine gun HO - HO - HO

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 03:28 | 5590450 MeMadMax
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Welcome to the party pal!

 

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:23 | 5590534 GetZeeGold
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"Happy Holidays"???  How many of these ZH articles are gonna start with Happy Holidays??? 

 

Where's Beeks?

 

It's MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU STUPID HEAP OF SHIT ARSE-LICKING COCKSUCKING CUNT BASTARD FUCKWIT TREACHEROUS SCUMBAG COCKROACH FELCHING MAGGOTS!!!!!!!

 

Alrighty then.....anything else?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 07:42 | 5590589 smlbizman
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yes just one more thing sir....is this the line for the power buggys? and does u think that big tv will fits in the basket?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:01 | 5590601 GetZeeGold
Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:42 | 5590633 negative rates
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Santa better let me live beyond my means, or me and him are gonna have a big problem this coming year.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:01 | 5590635 GetZeeGold
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Remember what happened when Santa cut off the EBT network for a couple of hours.....do you really want to go there?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:08 | 5590655 25or6to4
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Neg
Why depend on Santa or anybody else for that matter? Just do like they did in Ferguson and take your five fingered discount for yourself......problem solved.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:14 | 5590660 GetZeeGold
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Mount a couple cop heads above the fireplace.....Al Sharpton sez it's OK.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 10:04 | 5590708 PT
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smlbizman:  Gotta admit that when you look at what Christmas has become, it is right to dissociate Christ from the mess.  Trouble is, we all know damn well that the baby is being thrown off a cliff while the world worships the bath - water.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 07:55 | 5590595 Gazooks
Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:47 | 5590908 Crawdaddy
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Thanks for the link. I listened to the this and mostly agree with the description of the people behind the evil plans to corrupt humanity. I part ways with him on the origin of the evil. Here is a different view on the same topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cnSSqVXVdTk#t=539

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:33 | 5590676 neidermeyer
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The QB is down!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 18:28 | 5591694 Remington IV
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Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:57 | 5590265 toady
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Happy Christmas
Merry Holidays
who gives a shit!

Ho ho ho

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 05:30 | 5590514 conscious being
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Appropriate handle.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:56 | 5590266 jez
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We note your goodwill to all men.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:26 | 5590410 Tall Tom
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Satan is the Father of all Lies.

 

Christ was not born in the dead of winter. That is an OUTRIGHT LIE.

 

I'd say READ THE ACCOUNT IN LUKE. That is not WINTERTIME.

 

(The Flocks are in their PENS and the MANGERS ARE FULL OF GRAIN DURING WINTER. THE SHEPARDS ARE NOT OUT WITH THEIR FLOCKS IN THE BARREN FIELDS IN THE COLD IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT.)

 

Furthermore Joseph and Mary were headed to Jerusalem for the "Census".

 

Back then that is when they PAID TAXES...DURING PASSOVER.

 

We even observe that Jewish Tradition today on April 15th. (Ever wonder WHY April 15th was chosen? It might have had something to do with Jewish Bankster tradition...) 

 

CHRISTMAS IS A LIE.

 

So go on and DAMN YOURSELVES. Celebrate the LIE and, while you are at it, LIE SOME MORE TO YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT SATAN CLAUS. In that way you can ensure that YOUR CHILDREN WILL EQUATE GOD TO SATAN CLAUS AS A MYTH.

 

Give homage to your father SATAN as you delude yourselves in thinking that you celebrate truth. He is the father of ALL LIES..including the LIE about when Christ was born....

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:48 | 5590429 Tall Tom
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Downarrows do not change the truth.

 

LMAO

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 03:29 | 5590453 stacking12321
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what you said is pretty much all true, but i gave you a downarrow anyhow for using too much ALL CAPS TYPING, and for ranting about some guy that died like 2000 years ago that doesn't have anything to do with anything.

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 03:47 | 5590458 Tall Tom
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That guy who died 2000 years ago seems to have left a major mark on 2000 years of History and has been the most influential person in Western Culture.

 

Now that is pretty amazing for someone who is supposedly not God Incarnate as you believe. Even Isaac Newton's Physics been influential for 400 years.

 

But you know nothing of Physics, Light, and Mathematics...You cannot even tell me how many electrons exist within our Physical Universe.

 

And I will downarrow you for your total ignorance of Western Culture and its History.

 

Because, even being an atheist as you are, you just demonstrated your own irrational ignorance.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:28 | 5590541 lockdown
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Hah! That's rich!

I thought ZH folks would be able to spot a mass delusion, especially one that serves the interests of TPTB, from 20 miles away. Seems like I've given (some of) you people way too much credit.

I'm sick to the back teeth also of religious nutters who name anyone that will not be party to their mass-hallucination as "atheist", in a petulant, sneering tone. Grow the fuck up.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:39 | 5590628 nopalito
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Religion = Fiat

Religionists here whine about fiat yet they can't give up their deities. The world would likely be worse with such confused people in charge of monetary policy.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 10:11 | 5590717 PT
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No.  The world is worse despite the "religionists", NOT because of the religionists.  Most religions SHUN greed and lust and yet people still manage to convince themselves to ignore the texts and continue on their merry way.  Like refusing to wear a seat belt and then complaining that the seat belt is faulty when you injure yourself in a crash. 

The liars lie, even to themselves, but the texts remain.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 10:33 | 5590739 nmewn
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Atheists & agnostics here whine about fiat as well and still they cannot prove God does not exist. And you saying the world would be WORSE OFF if run by those who have a different faith or belief than you implies it is not run by those people now, doesn't it?

Charity and kindness does not issue forth from the end of gun or from the magnanimity of technocrats or from "lords of finance".

It comes from within each of us and it requires tolerance from the intolerant, like you.

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 00:32 | 5592332 lockdown
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And you and your God-believers can't prove Zoloxx The Magnificent, Lord of Lords, God of Gods, and the most well-hung deity in the multiverse does not exist either, so what's your point?

[charity and kindness] comes from within each of us and it requires tolerance from the intolerant

Dude, it's exactly this kind of tolerance towards the ignorant, the stupid, the greedy, the religious and their abominable creeeds and observances, those that will power, the iPhone wielders, the Facebook fanatics, that gets us into this mess.

ENOUGH!!!

I will no longer tolerate those that will, without warrant or authority, take from me my time, rapaciously steal from the Earth and therefore from everthing that lives on it, and arrogate attention and resources to their causes and self-service. MY TOLERANCE HAS ALLOWED THEM TO ACCOMPLISH THEIR OUTRAGEOUS STRATEGIES! I stood above them with compassion at their ignorance and with an air of superiority, while they reaped and stole and murdered. And now they have won! We here all denounce and excoriate them amid our wailing and gnashing of teeth, but WE GAVE THEM LICENSE FOR THEIR REVOLTING ACTS BECAUSE WE WERE TOLERANT! THEY HAVE WON - CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? - THEY HAVE RANSACKED THE EARTH RIGHT FROM UNDER OUR NOSES!

When are you going to learn? The stupid, the wicked, the ignorant they hold sway because we the wise tolerate. Believe in an after-life and seek it, if you will, but if you do, don't come here to complain that your birthright has been stolen by the 1% or anyone else.

 

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 07:23 | 5592582 nmewn
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You uhhh, have some of that white gooey spittle looking stuff in the corner of your mouth and your eyes are bulging out a little bit.

Thanks for making my point ;-) 

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 19:24 | 5594563 Miffed Microbio...
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At least he gave a good frothy response. Certainly deserved of more respect than those who just down vote anonymously without debate.

What does that truly mean about a person who does such a thing? Cowardice? Or " I just don't like you." So?

It's more reflective of the character of the individual who down votes someone on sight. They are placed in that state by another vs acting on their own volition. In a sense, you own them but they perceive they have power over you.

Hope you had a merry Christmas nmewn.

Miffed;-)

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 00:45 | 5595332 PT
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So where are these ancient Zoloxx texts? ...

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:40 | 5590630 Took Red Pill
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clip from Zeitgeist why Jesus wasn't real;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljRKhZ81aqY

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 10:37 | 5590744 PT
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Thanks, definitely intriguing.  All them different times and places describing the same thing in the same manner.  I wouldn't call that proof that Jesus isn't real.  I'd call it evidence of a bigger truth.  Astronomy story that everyone describes the same way?  Maybe life was simpler back then so everyone did have the same ideas?  Like I said, most intriguing.  Thanks again.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:04 | 5590852 in4mayshun
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The fact that Jesus was a real person is not in dispute by any legit historian. The debate is was he God's son.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:38 | 5590889 Crawdaddy
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Zeitgeist, brought to you by the NWO.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 11:06 | 5590783 PT
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lockdown:  This is not the first time in the history of the world that people have decided that they are too clever for religion.

Roughly speaking, it works like this:

People abandon religion.
Big drunken orgy.
Some bloke claims that he himself is God.  Given that there is always ONE tough motherfucker that no-one can beat, no-one can tell him that he's wrong.  Until he gets old and beaten by the next tough, arrogant motherfucker.  Who then decides that if he's so tough that he killed God then he must be the new God.

You may get your wish and see the end of the religious nuts of your life-time.  But religion doesn't stay down for long.  Sorry, we can't stop being religious.  WE EVOLVED THAT WAY.  Does that make more sense???

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:12 | 5590803 PT
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This guy touched on the matter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiRbkCfld6Q

(but the main lecture is about something else.  Worth watching for his main point if you haven't seen it before.  14 videos, I can't remember which one has the "short history lesson" : - "and he thought he was God".

EDIT:  The third video.  But if you haven't seen this lecture then just start at the beginning.  It's actually about finance, not religion and very well done.

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 01:46 | 5592411 lockdown
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PT: Nope. I understand the words you're using (and that's a pretty clumsy attempt at sarcasm, your shot at me with your abortive attempt at hijacking the word "evolved"), but the meaning comes across as being simply an attempt at justification of your own failures.

You see, I don't expect you or anyone else to stop being religious. You've made the usual knee-jerk wrong assumptions that you guys always make when your faith - as well as your propensity for faith - is criticised. It's pointless to try and pin that rap on me; I've never expressed such a desire, at least not here. Religion and the religious will no doubt have a role to play in the tumults that may cleanse the scene, maybe even to hasten human extinction.

Oh, and by the way: religion has not always been the order of the day. It has existed only as long as civilisation has. It has been, after all, an indisputably accomplished mechanism of statecraft and one that has been wielded with tenchant cunning by TPTB. And it will remain in effect as long as we remain in their dominion. And that may well be for ever while our species exists. I accept the plausibility of that outcome.

For me, personally, all I could reasonably hope for is that there may be a time when the world is changed in such a manner that the religion and the religious will be kept out of public life. Religion, if it is to be tolerated at all, should be a private matter, and it should never be used as it presently is, that is, as the ace card to win any dispute, or as the irrefutable argument in the favour of the powerful and the religious, be they one and same. Those kinds of arguments are tired and threadbare and childish at best, and utterly pathetic when they are not. I have this hope, but I don't really expect it ever to come to pass. I accept the inescapable reality that the ignorant, the stupid, and the greedy have won... for now.

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 15:05 | 5591204 robobbob
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The Bible is against usury, and lying, and stealing, and murder, and worshipping false idiols. made up or not, if society actually followed it, it would be the death of the entire bankster system. i think they manage to break all 10 commandents on a daily basis.

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 18:28 | 5591696 Remington IV
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:30 | 5590544 Arius
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"That guy who died 2000 years ago seems to have left a major mark"

 

it seems there is some truth after all ... at least in your eyes.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:49 | 5590547 GetZeeGold
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Christ was not born in the dead of winter. That is an OUTRIGHT LIE.

 

It's pretty much laid out if you follow the Course of Abia.

 

He was conceived on December 25th.....good book.....you guys should check it out.

 

So does Christmas still work? Sure it does....that's when he got here.

Luk 1:41 And it came to pass, that, when Elisabeth heard the salutation of Mary, the babe leaped in her womb; and Elisabeth was filled with the Holy Ghost:

 

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 07:24 | 5590575 Jafo
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Hey Tall Tom,  The truth is written at many levels.  The mission with which Jesus was associated was a very lucerative one and as Thurston Howell III said: "You can have power without money but you can never have money without power".  Jesus was a direct descendant of King David by his younger son Nathiel.  In the hierarchy of Herod the Great the line of David were to be the ministers and teachers of the gentiles.  As the religion grew more popular with gentiles than it did with Jews it became the richer and the more important branch of the religion.

Jesus was born in 7 BC and when he was 12 in 5 AD he was reborn for his Bar Mitzvah.  Hence the disparity in the dating in Luke.  One thing is certain.  Jesus was a great reformer who removed the role of the priesthood from a group of families and had priests ordained as well as moving the religion into Rome, and thereby into the entire Western realm.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 07:44 | 5590579 GetZeeGold
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Jesus was associated was a very lucerative one

 

What was his name? Made a fortune mining tin....somewhere around Glastonbury England.

 

They sang about it at Princess Diana's funeral...but no one noticed.....it was upstaged by Elton John.

 

In case you're wondering...here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUw43xn_YjM

 

OK....I remember now...it was Joseph of Arimathea

 

Perhaps the most wonderful tradition of all is that our Lord actually came as a boy, accompanying Joseph of Arimathea on one of his expeditions to seek metal, he being a rich merchant in metals, the tin and copper mines in Cornwall then being the richest in the world.

http://www.biblefacts.org/church/j_arimathea.htm

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:38 | 5590671 Ahoy Polloi
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 "In the hierarchy of Herod the Great"

 

LOL ~ Herod wasn't even a jew. He was an arab on both sides. So he was a 'crypto jew' who took on the association to gain power in the region of Judea.

 

OTOH ~ My compliments for weaving Gilligans Island into the X-Mas narrative. That took creativity.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:53 | 5590690 NidStyles
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Uhh, Arabs wouldn't exist for another 1400 some odd years later sir.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 11:14 | 5590757 Ahoy Polloi
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True Arabs consider themselves descendants of Abraham and his son Ishmael. (Edomites, Nabataeans, etc.), tribes that predated the birth of Christ by over a millenium.

 

It's really not worth it to argue if you start adding later century geopolitics & migrations & conquerings (including Roman Paganism, Byzantium Christianity, & Persian Zoroastrianism) into the mix to create the basis for your definition as a modern day scribe might be apt to do (especially when the endeavor of 'modern day scribery' is usually just an efficient means for a tribe in question to say "I was here first... see?... it sez so here... I wrote it myself", as well as try to erase any relevance of the enemies they defeated in the process).

 

It wasn't all one big happy family back then. It's not all one big happy family today.

 

To bring the point FOARWARD, For all I know, 2,000 years from now, the term 'American' will be long lost from the history books (& what WAS an 'American' anyway)? Especially in the cases of the 'dual passport' cliques.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 10:00 | 5590702 FredFlintstone
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The lineage of Jesus and quotes from Gilligan's Island all in one serious post... I love ZH!! That deserves an upvote.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:48 | 5590634 negative rates
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Okay, riddle me this. Who is the second most famous carpenter since joseph?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:54 | 5590639 clade7
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Karen?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:01 | 5590645 GetZeeGold
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We always tried to get her to eat something....but she wouldn't do it.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:27 | 5590670 _SILENCER
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Wasn't expecting that, I almost did a coffe choke-n-spray!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 11:56 | 5590842 fishwharf
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It's a pair.  Richard and Karen Carpenter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voRD9-1D9aM

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:29 | 5590879 Crawdaddy
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The third most famous carpenter is definitely Norm Abram.

http://knuckledraggin.com/2013/08/as-all-the-men-start-drooling/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9QaFTI2F9c&feature=player_embedded

I love that guy even though he made a bunch of free masons happy with that project.

http://www.phoenixmasonry.org/masonicmuseum/tool_chest_made_by_studley.htm

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:30 | 5590881 shovelhead
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Why get so worked up over a borrowed Babylonian god?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 05:22 | 5590506 Captain Obvious.
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December the 25th was chosen in order to subvert the Celtic festival of Yule which marked the first confirmation that the sun was rising earlier and thus Winter would end.

The triune god was created in order to fulfill the Celtic notion that everything came in 3s.

If these criteria had not been met Cristianity would have been a non starter in the Celtic lands.

Blame the Druids.

http://www.thewhitegoddess.co.uk/the_wheel_of_the_year/index.asp

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 05:45 | 5590524 Tall Tom
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Roman Catholicism would have been the non starter which is NOT Christianity.

 

+1 for the truth.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:11 | 5590531 Theosebes Goodfellow
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~"Blame the Druids."~

Not the Canadians? I thought we blamed the Canadians for everything. /sarc

Merry Christmas, Oh Canada! (You're beautiful, baby, don't ever change!)

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:21 | 5590537 lockdown
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Sure thing. Oh hang on: isn't Satan a lie as well? As is God, and Jesus (I've still never met a Jew who goes by that name), as is all that tired-old desert goat-herder superstition.

Why don't you just give it a rest already, I'm fed up/sick to the back teeth with that shit.

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 10:48 | 5590764 PT
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Would be a lot easier if atheists weren't hell-bent on making ancient prophecy come true.
Would be a lot easier if atheists weren't repeating crap, that the Bible wrote about thousands of years ago, as if it were new discoveries.

Note I said, "easier", not "easy".

On the other hand, some atheists on ZH and elsewhere put up some good arguments, so I do like to hear what they have to say.  To those guys I say, "Continue doing what you're doing but I do suggest that adhering to the search for Truth will bear more fruit than the rigid claim that God does not exist".

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:56 | 5590931 claytonmoore50
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone."

-Verbal Kint,The Usual Suspects

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:25 | 5590539 Captain Obvious.
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December the 25th was chosen in order to subvert the Germanic festival of Yule which marked the first confirmation that the sun was rising earlier and thus Winter would end.

The triune god was created in order to fulfill the Celtic notion that everything came in 3s.

If these criteria had not been met Cristianity would have been a non starter in the Celtic lands.

Blame the Druids.

http://www.thewhitegoddess.co.uk/the_wheel_of_the_year/index.asp

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 11:19 | 5590801 astroloungers
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I upped you because.....

 

A.  you spoke the truth.

 

B. you made "some folks" uncomfortable in their belief on the most important holiday.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 11:52 | 5590836 Supafly
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Satan rocks

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 18:51 | 5591741 Tegrat
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+1 Tall Tom. Astute observations. 99% of professing Christians celebrate xmass but only few know the truth and refuse to accept this as anything but a pre-christian holiday.

 

It had nothing to do with God or the Bible, beliver or not.

 

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 11:04 | 5592957 detached.amusement
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Hell there's enough evidence out there that chiristianity was entirely made up

 

and also the stories that jesus spent his child hood in egypt learning egyptian spiritual practices.  but of course that undermines the church's position that he was the son of god and didnt have to lift a finger to cultivate all the potential that he had.

 

if the man did exist, his legacy appears to have been entirely usurped.

 

 

kinda like saying if the USA ever existed, its entire legacy has been usurped.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 11:34 | 5590817 hangemhigh77
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This is BULLSHIT!!!!!  You never included the word MOTHERFUCKING!!  WTF!!???  Get your MOTHERFUCKING SHIT TOGETHER!!!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:33 | 5590883 LongTimeLurker
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It appears that the Muslims don't hold a monopoly on religious extremism.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:51 | 5590919 claytonmoore50
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You will not win hearts and convert minds with this sort of talk.

Ban this jerk

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 00:46 | 5592355 lockdown
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Typical. You've pulled the old religionist switcheroo on us with your crazy talk!

Listen pal, I have absolutely no desire to "win hearts and convert minds". You've got it arse-about-tit. That's what religionists do, not skeptical free-thinkers. I've got my own places to get to and I honestly couldn't give a hill of beans where you or anyone else are heading, be it to your god's heaven or to hell in a hand cart; that's your business and none of my own.

When you're a moderator, you'll have a say in who should get banned. Until then.. well, you know where you can shove it.

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 16:09 | 5591363 SuperRay
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P.S.  Thanks for confirming that, even with all the alternative news you give us, you still have a narrative from which you CAN NOT deviate.


Well, you overly self-confident scumbag troll-like elf, when your narrative is focused on TELLING THE TRUTH, why would you want to deviate...

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:09 | 5592107 PT
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"Christmas", been with us in one form or another for how long now?
"Happy Holidays", who started that one?  Been with us for how long now?
And yet for some reason ZH felt the need to jump under, I mean on, the bandwagon.
Since when has ZH been one to push the latest fad? ... how many times now?
Since when has ZH felt the need to submit to "Politically Correct" BS?
But for some strange reason, this one has been given a free pass through the net.

re ZH telling the truth:

Yes, I'm still addicted to ZH for the stories they bring us, but not everything they bring is the truth.  SOMETIMES, (but not all the time) the commenters know more than the article, or the commenters add great stuff to compliment the main article.  That's one of the other great things about ZH.  One way or another, you often get many different angles to the same story.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 18:26 | 5591691 Remington IV
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psycho

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:07 | 5591888 Attitude_Check
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hey you arrogant piece of shit.  i expect most readers get your sophomoric temper tantrum.  you are not as  "sophisticated" as you think you are. 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:12 | 5592118 PT
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Here on ZH we can get away with saying all kinds of stuff, but someone feels compelled to replace "Christmas"  with "Holidays".  Not once, but several times now.  Since when has ZH self-censored just so it can adopt the latest fad?  The temper tantrum was worth it.  (At the very least, even if I change NOTHING, I got to vent myself so I feel better now.  Thanks ZH.)

;P

Sat, 12/27/2014 - 00:48 | 5592912 PT
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When ZH adopted "this time it's different", they made it their own and it was actually an attack on the mainstream "this time it's different".  Same with "BTFD" and "You didn't build that".
ZH is also good at generating its own ideas - "Gold, Bitchez", canoes and bottom of the ocean, shitgum etc.  (I assume they originated at ZH.  I could be wrong).
But the "Happy Holidays" thing is just empty repetition.  Nothing new is added.  It is just MSM thought parroted on ZH.  A bit like when bands start out all weird, original and interesting but 3 albums later they're just playing the same boring crap that you can hear any other band play.
"Happy Holidays" is the thin end of the ZH-going-mainstream wedge (Others would argue it started happening sooner).  An MSM idea is embraced and not subverted.  I hope we can nip it in the bud but maybe we can't.  Time will tell.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 00:09 | 5590282 noben
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Thank you for being Team Players and driving quality results and increasing shareholder value.

You really should be proud of yourselves. I know I am, and I think I speak for everyone in Management when I say that we'll do even better next year. You're the best, you're #1.

(Applause, cheers from employees. We're #1, we're #1...)

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 11:36 | 5590819 hangemhigh77
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USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!  We're AWESOME!!!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 01:25 | 5590363 ZH Snob
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I refuse to let the creeps of this world infect me with their darkness.  Even if it really isn't Jesus's birthday, Christmas is our day to love him by loving one another.  and sure, this is how it should always be, but it really is up to all of us individually to keep that spark in our hearts by following His ways: treat the other person as we would like to be treated.

 

Love works no ill to his neighbor: therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:53 | 5590431 Tall Tom
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LOVE DOES NOT REJOICE WITH INIQUITY BUT REJOICES WITH THE TRUTH.

 

I Corinthinas 13:6

 

Celebrating a LIE is not Love, but hatred....antichrist.

 

Delude yourself, Satan.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 04:19 | 5590472 Attitude_Check
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"I am the way the Thruth and the Light"  What makes you think you know the Truth?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 05:00 | 5590490 Tall Tom
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Because I am aware of the Geography of Israel, the climate of Israel, and the account of the birth of Jesus as recorded in Luke's Gospel.

 

I am also aware of the Jewish Religion and cultures.

 

I know ABOUT THE TRUTH. I have the EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE that bolsters what I report.

 

(But it is far more important that the Truth knows me.)

 

The Christmas story is a LIE FROM HELL.

 

So just what evidence will you present that will invalidate what I report?

 

Of course you cannot.

 

Why you could not even counter the probability model which I have presented here, on the pages of the forum, at many times in the past, that demonstrates that the Universe cannot have happened by accident. The odds that it did are many multiples of MAGNITUDES OF ORDER of an ABSURDITY .

 

The Physical Universe's existence is my EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE for the existence of God. What evidence do you have which counters the laws of Physics and Mathematics?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:43 | 5590552 Arius
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"I know ABOUT THE TRUTH".

 

If you do, you should be free.  If one is free, doesnt write the way you do; you seem pretty well enslaved trying to prove you have a point.

 

"What evidence do you have that counters the laws of physics?"

 

What does that even mean?  DO you know?  I know you are just repeating something heard numerous times before ... be more humble - thats my advice to you for 2015.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:52 | 5590597 GetZeeGold
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No worries.....we're gonna have a 1000 years to straighten it out.....and we're probably gonna need all of that.

 

The really good news is there won't be any Catholics or Baptists around.....won't be a need for them.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:37 | 5590675 Ahoy Polloi
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 "The Physical Universe's existence is my EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE for the existence of God"

 

What empirical evidence does anyone have that God loves them?

 

It's a rhetorical question, no need to respond. [Don't cast me in the 'sad person' scrapheap for asking that question. I'm not sad. I'm just tossing a 'legitimate question' onto the pyre for this type of discussion which has no firm answers]

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:38 | 5590679 Usurious
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can Brady get a 4th ring this year?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 16:56 | 5591504 Ahoy Polloi
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I'd take the 4-1 odds that Pinnacle Sportsbook is offering right now on that.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:42 | 5590553 lockdown
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There is no truth; there is only convenient interpretation, or at best an imperfect explanation that may crudely fit the available/incomplete evidence. That anyone would purport to knowing the truth amounts to a blatant, bare-faced lie.

Your arguments are just the hysterical rants of a fanatic. It's been fun countering your posts, but I'm already bored of it.

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:00 | 5590644 negative rates
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How about this boring truth, the earth was once a sun, mars was once the earth, the sun was once, far away. Question, who moved the water from todays mars to todays earth and then created the world in 6 days? 

Now if you don't know the answer and just want to make something up and (try to) educate some folks, go right ahead, they might just believe you and overlook their real maker. And taker.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:58 | 5590642 clade7
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I watched "The Christmas Story" last night...it was on for 24hrs straight..

The only thing 'Hellish' about it besides that pink bunny suit was those Chinese waiters singing 'Deck the Halls"

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:00 | 5590848 Supafly
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The Christmas story is symbolic for the astrological morning after the winter solstice.  After appearing to sit 3 days at the lowest part of the sky, the sun begins to rise, giving new life.  The Bible references astrology frequently as the astrological ages go in reverse order of the zodiac.  Moses slayed the bull (Taurus), ushered in the age of the ram (Aries), Jesus sign was a fish (Pisces), and in the New Testament he says to look to the water bearer (Aquarius).  And that's what all the hippies are singing about in Hair!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:37 | 5590888 shovelhead
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The Pope forgives your blasphamy.

Say 10 Hail Marys and an Act of Contrition.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 06:26 | 5590540 Farqued Up
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Jehovah is a vindictive mofo and is not the true God of love. I vote to commission you ,Tall Tom, with your deep understanding to come up with a suitable sub that will link all mental weaknesses into one giant concept of lemming bullshit.

Satan cannot exist, God and the universe is one single entity and could not give less of a shit what humans do any more than a mound of pissants. Religion kills! Just like the mythical Jehovah.

Who WAS that Sophia God that I read about many moons ago? No, not Loren, but I would vote for her.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:12 | 5590399 just-my-opinion
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OK.....Fine......I wanna get drunk one or two more times before the world blows.....I know it's gonnna happen .....I took all the money out of the bank....Let me drink my last beer and let the nukes fly

 

Last Human Standing

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 03:05 | 5590436 Tall Tom
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After the first beer...

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:19 | 5590408 just-my-opinion
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OK.....Fine......I wanna get drunk one or two more times before the world blows.....I know it's gonnna happen .....I took all the money out of the bank....Let me drink my last beer and let the nukes fly

 

Last Human Standing

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 03:05 | 5590437 Tall Tom
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And after the second beer...

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:19 | 5590409 just-my-opinion
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OK.....Fine......I wanna get drunk one or two more times before the world blows.....I know it's gonnna happen .....I took all the money out of the bank....Let me drink my last beer and let the nukes fly

 

Last Human Standing

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:29 | 5590417 Ahoy Polloi
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By the looks of things, instead of drinking your 'last beer', you're halfway thru a 6 pack.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:05 | 5590648 negative rates
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The devil can remain solvent longer than he can remain sane.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:37 | 5589529 ebworthen
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Perfect.

Hang the money-changers.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:49 | 5589559 Kaiser Sousa
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yes...it should be ringing from every common mans houselhold...
DEATH TO THE FUCKING MONEYCHANGERS...

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:11 | 5590191 xcehn
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Death to the First Amendment! #2late

"Making a terrorist threat, sometimes known as making a criminal threat or by similar language, is a crime in every state. People make terrorist threats when they threaten to commit a crime that would reasonably result in death, terror, serious injury, or serious physical property damage.
Not all threats are criminal, and not all threats are considered terrorist threats. Though state and federal laws on terrorist threats differ widely, they typically include several common elements.
Threats. A person usually makes a terrorist threat verbally or in writing, but the threat does not have to be explicit nor expressed in a written or verbal format. A person can make a terrorist threat through innuendo or even body language. Some courts have ruled that a person can be convicted of making a terrorist threat if a reasonable person could conclude that the person's actions under the circumstances conveyed a threat to commit violence. However, some state laws specifically require that a person make a verbal statement; body language or non-verbal communications are not enough in those states.
Specificity. While a person can make a terrorist threat through innuendo or non-verbal communication, the threat itself must specifically threaten death, serious injury, or serious property damage. It doesn't matter that the person making the threat fails to specify a method. Also, a threat doesn't have to specify the time when the attack might take place. Any threat involving a present or future attack is sufficient.
Reasonability. The threat a person makes must be reasonable in order to qualify as a terrorist threat. For example, you cannot commit a terrorist threat if you threaten to destroy the state capital by ordering your alien army to do it for you. A reasonable person must be able to conclude that the threat is credible. If you never intended to commit the crime, that's no defense--it's sufficient for a conviction that someone else might reasonably believe that you did.
Terror. Though many states criminalize making a “terrorist” threat, it isn't always necessary for the person's threat to cause someone else to experience fear or terror. The actions of the accused are what determine whether a crime has been committed, and it is not always dependent on the emotions of others. In some states, however, making someone afraid or terrified as a result of your threat is enough to make it a terrorist threat."

http://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/crime-penalties/federal/Terrorist-T...

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:06 | 5590653 negative rates
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Have you ever thought about getting your doctorite in theology? You might have a change a heart, and your life could depend on it.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:08 | 5590181 boattrash
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Does everyone carry rope in their vehicle, or is it just me?

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:44 | 5590238 PT
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How do you make record profits as your customers get poorer?
Perhaps I should sell my labour for $10 000 per hour ... but you can pay it off over 100 years with these ten dollar per week repayments, so actually it's quite cheap ... now I just have to organize the financing side of things and some bail-out money.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:55 | 5590262 Implied Violins
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I carry a spare tire, gasoline, and matches. Plus chains and a dragnet.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:08 | 5590657 negative rates
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I do to tow people out of snowbanks, but it's on it's last thread, do you need a tow?

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:39 | 5589531 Pairadimes
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First time I ever put canned foods and toilet paper on my Christmas list.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:48 | 5589552 PrecipiceWatching
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Got all that and more.  ( I refuse to tell anyone how much I spent to stock up on toilet paper this year).

 

Need to score my fertile and spacious Missouri Farm.

 

And soon.....

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:07 | 5589606 homebody
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Saving about 90% on toilet paper using a hand-held bidet that ties into the inlet hose of the toilet - and I find it much cleaner - only use paper to pat dry.  Amazon for around $50

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:17 | 5589629 PrecipiceWatching
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Excellent Tip.

 

Thanks.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:51 | 5590251 the grateful un...
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actually there are several different tips, including the Hot Steamy Frothy Blaster Massage model, with the Starbucks Coffee Enema accesory kit.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:54 | 5589720 Nostradumbass
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We have had these bidets for a few years now (unfortunately we don't have one in our travel trailer where we have lived since February - but I'm working on it).

http://products.mercola.com/toilet-bidet/

Really a great hygiene device.

2 for $89

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:15 | 5590197 Daddio7
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I would find a blast of icy water up my wazoo disconcerting.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:27 | 5590216 stacking12321
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you can probably find a heated one, for a delicate anus, such as yours.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:39 | 5590228 willwork4food
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you have got to be kidding me. What's wrong with plain TP?

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 00:27 | 5590313 Cornfedbloodstool
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Pfft fucking retard!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 04:45 | 5590484 Your guess is a...
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Doesn't take long to get used to a shitter sprinkler.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:47 | 5590243 the grateful un...
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fot those of us on a septic tank, using single ply paper this seems like an upgrade.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:45 | 5590428 Tall Tom
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Saving about 90% on toilet paper using a hand-held bidet that ties into the inlet hose of the toilet - and I find it much cleaner - only use paper to pat dry.  Amazon for around $50

 

Bidets only work for you and your immediate family and relatives.

 

So do tell me...What happens when the water is stopped because of a widespread power outage?

How well are those bidets going to work then?

 

They are not going to work, are they?

 

Then that supply of Toilet Paper will become a NECESSITY FAST...unless you are willing to deal with filth and subsequent disease.

 

Furthermore it can be BARTERED during a economic crisis.

 

If you do not drink it will be great to have a storehouse of Liquor. If you do not smoke a warehouse of tobacco will make you wealthy.

 

When you think about yourself and only your needs then your options to prosper are limited and you become impoverished.

 

When you think about just your family and relatives your opportunities widen a bit. But there still might be a small opportunity to prosper if, let's say, you have a rich uncle and fulfill his needs.

 

When you think about providing for the needs of total strangers then your opportunities encompass the entire world. Those who fulfill those needs prosper beyond their wildest dreams.

 

Well then...Think about that.

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 03:41 | 5590457 stacking12321
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running out of toilet paper not an issue.

all those bibles i snag out of hotel rooms gotta be useful for something, right?

cleanliness is next to godliness and all that.

yea, verily, brother tom, the lord keeps my ass clean, so i shall not want

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 04:00 | 5590465 Tall Tom
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Yeah. Hitler tried to destroy by burning books. So did Stalin.

 

The problem is that you will not ever be able to rid yourself from it.

 

I do not care what you do with the copies of English translations as most of them are horseshit and deserved to be flushed.

 

You ought to learn Greek and Hebrew if you really want to read it. Isaac Newton did and spent many hours of his time decoding the hidden truths within.

 

But being a physicist is rather impressive...Newton, Einstein, Heisenberg, Bohr, and even my current favorite Penrose. All of these men have searched out the underlying truths...like myself. (But I am mediocre.)

 

You are not interested in truth but have an agenda as you find the concept frightening.

 

I just thank God that is not my problem.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:08 | 5590656 Cloud9.5
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Watch the Book of Eli.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 17:41 | 5590743 homebody
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Get your priorities straight - the bidet is way down the list but is very advantageous if you are on a septic system.  Being prepared means that you acquire an endless supply of good water first - land, animals, 3 b's etc - also bidets are far more sanitary to control germs than smearing your shit all over your rear.

edit - if you do not have running water, some people use a hand-held squeeze bottle or even a garden sprayer that can be pumped up - more than one way to clean the pooper.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:15 | 5589625 worbsid
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I would like a link to the best dried food site ... ???

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:26 | 5589650 homebody
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I see a freeze-dry food processor advertised for around $3000 - perhaps a family with a large garden could save quite a bit on long term food storage. 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 08:53 | 5590638 Took Red Pill
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This is what I'd want for Christmas; in-home freeze drier. I think its about $4000;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JDX0H3wt4E

 

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:31 | 5589662 green888
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Mountain House

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 20:34 | 5589926 rehypothecator
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Every one of their dinners has onions in it except mac and cheese.  For someone allergic to onions, that's unfortunate.  

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 13:52 | 5591052 IrritableBowels
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allergic to onions? Unfortunate, indeed.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:37 | 5589683 lasvegaspersona
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There is Yodel's canned bacon and...other stuff...

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 19:11 | 5589767 PrecipiceWatching
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Superb, time-saving product.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:55 | 5589733 Angus McHugepenis
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worbsid: Make your own. You can buy multi-tiered dehydrators at many local hardware stores. They are small and easily fit on a counter top. You won't be making beef jerky in huge batches but they are cheap and great for drying everything from meat to fruit in small batches.

I've even seen a small portable smoker that looks like a toaster oven here in our local big box stores. For less than $300 total you can be drying and smoking your food at home, at your convenience, without paying the big markups on commercial storage food.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 19:41 | 5589827 Socratic Dog
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Or you can get REALLY subversive, and ust stick shit out in the sun to dry.  Worked fine for a million years, until we realized we had to have a piece of cheap plastic shit to do most anything.

In winter, put it next to your fireplace, or whatever other heating device you use.

I just pulled down a couple of trays of wild-picked honey mushrooms I'd stuck up in the rafters to dry.  Unfortunately what I had was a couple of trays of maggots.  Mushrooms were gone entirely.  Must remember, check for maggots first.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 19:58 | 5589850 SAT 800
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You can't check for maggots first; because maggots are part of the life cycle of flies. Must remember, study high school biology. hint; if a fly can get to it; it will have maggots.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 20:32 | 5589916 Arnold
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Long biltong,folks

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:33 | 5590420 Ahoy Polloi
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So you're saying that we should surround Wall St. with Venus fly traps.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 20:49 | 5589953 heywood2
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That's why people buy the cheap plastic doohickey for dehydratign stuff....because they wold rather have their food without maggots.

 

On the plus side, a real survivalist would have no problem eating maggots.

 

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 23:22 | 5590208 Sub MOA
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Top 10 grossest food defects the FDA deems safe for humans

10. Chocolate: Any 100-gram sample contains three or more rodent hairs (a typical chocolate bar is about 40 grams)

9. Broccoli (frozen): Average of 60 or more aphids and/or mites per 100 grams

8. Popcorn: One or more rodent excreta pellets are found in one or more subsamples

7. Cherries (fresh, frozen or canned): Average of seven percent or more pieces are rejects due to rot

6. Oregano (ground): Average of 1,250 or more insect fragments per 10 grams

5. Raisins (golden): 10 or more whole or equivalent insects and 35 fruit fly eggs per eight ounces.

4.  Strawberries (frozen): Average mold count of 45% or more

3. Red fish and Ocean Perch: 3% of the fillets examined contain 1 or more copepods accompanied by pus pockets

2. Mushrooms (canned): Average of over 20 or more maggots of any size per 100 grams

and the no. 1 grossest food is …

1. Fig paste: Contains 13 or more insect heads per 100 grams

If its any consolation, the FDA says the average level of defects in products is much lower than the above levels:

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 00:00 | 5590273 xavi1951
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10. Hair is fiber.

9. Aphids are protien.

8. Rodent excrement is very tasty with extra butter.

7. Rot is fermentation.

6. Bugs are a good source of protein.

5. Same as six.

4. Mold is over-rated.

3. Cook your fish, avoid sushi.

2. Same as six.

1. Who in the hell eats fig paste?  But there is protien there.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 02:37 | 5590423 Ahoy Polloi
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4 basic food groups:

 

Vegetable Group: CornNuts

Fruit Group: Sweet Tarts

Dairy Group: Milk Duds

Meat Group: Slim Jims

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 07:14 | 5590566 GetZeeGold
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Mmmm Milk Duds.......it's like milk......but with candy.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 09:14 | 5590659 negative rates
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What do scarecrows eat these days? A $20 bail of hay should be enough to get him through the winter, I don't think the hard stuff is going to come down for a while.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 12:17 | 5590864 PT
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Food groups?
Tinned, Frozen, Microwave, Junk, Fast, Take-Away

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 15:03 | 5591198 DaveyJones
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I have some shocking news for you. We live in a real world with other creatures. and we used to eat them

Ps. mold is in a lot of food, intentionally

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