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The High Yield Energy Trader Theme Song: "I Will Survive"

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Wells Fargo Director/Senior Analyst James Spicer re-imagines Gloria Gaynor's Disco anthem for the High Yield E&P market...

 

 

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For the 3rd time this year we are seeing a spread "dip" that is being envisioned as meaning we "survived"...

 

Is it different this time?

 

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Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:04 | 5589344 KnuckleDragger-X
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"It's a high risk game" should be tattoo'd on the forehead of every bond trader....

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:07 | 5589351 Ahoy Polloi
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Get a real job & go out & produce something Jim (the trading & lyricist gigs ain't workin' out 4 ya)

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:05 | 5589345 MisterX
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on a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

http://www.philiacband.com/propaganda.html

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:23 | 5589379 Theta_Burn
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Dude, choosing music, art, dance for a career aint easy....I certainly get it, but wtf, give us a taste without the sign up bs..

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:58 | 5589588 MrButtoMcFarty
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A funny thing about regret....

Butthole Surfers Bitchez!

http://youtu.be/9tWsBw3lB64

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:16 | 5589365 Drummond
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Thank god for those spread dips. BTFSD's

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:19 | 5589368 suteibu
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Clever. 

American Idol meets Wall Street.  What could go wrong?

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:20 | 5589372 kowalli
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next step oil go to 40.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 18:59 | 5589743 new game
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gold will shadow the move to 950-990...

silver will break to 13-13.40

gl with that shit

deflation, baby, deflation

and

 that is what keeps

a banker 

reaching for the 

nail gun...

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:33 | 5589401 Rainman
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' So I went to the doctor see what he could give me . He said son, my son , you've gone too far .... '

           Ozzy Osbourne

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 16:46 | 5589440 Atomizer
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Buy old Solyndra technology inefficacy inventory and sue over. Stupid lawyer cunts stealing taxpayer monies. Double dip.

Solyndra Solar Panel Installation

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:52 | 5589527 _ConanTheLibert...
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At first I was afraid, I was petrofied, When OPEC didn't cut and oil prices began to slide, then I was petrified.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 17:43 | 5589543 Youri Carma
Thu, 12/25/2014 - 01:29 | 5590370 Sambo
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LOL

Jesus' carma is so good he survived the crucifixion and ....

I am sure he Will Survive the bus crashifixion.

Wed, 12/24/2014 - 22:08 | 5590081 Hans117
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I generally want to survive the whole downturn period. All the signs from the decaying middle class to the massive 18 trillion dollar deficit tell us that things won’t be good. Despite much of the speculation we see, especially on this site, none of us know how bad it will be but one thing is for sure we all know it’s going to be bad. In order to “survive” we have to stay informed and use that knowledge to strategize and formulate a plan to make it into the very small winners circle.  

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 01:27 | 5590364 Luckhasit
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When gas hits $2 a gallon, then let's see what song he's singing.

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