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Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:30 | 5591923 cowdiddly
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Still trying to pretend that this will be paid by future generations? Nah can't think like that you gotta believe. Believe it so bad that even a political cartoon must be politically correct to be able to print. Must include at least one token black baby pullin as Obomao say "their fair share"

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:33 | 5591932 Timmay
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Roughly correct at 12% however. That is unless AL Sharpton has convinced you blacks are EVERYWHERE....

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:42 | 5591949 Publicus
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No one will ever pay that debt, it's free money.

 

Until Russia back the Ruble with oil, then the dollar will turn worthless.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:56 | 5591982 knukles
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Notice that he didn't suggest that his very own progeny, Malia and Sasha (or whatevertheirnamesare) pay for anything

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:54 | 5592085 indygo55
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That's cuz they aren't his progeny. They are actors and Michelle is a man.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:28 | 5592139 remain calm
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Notice how you don't see any black reindeer pulling the sled? That's because all the gifts (debt) is for them.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:33 | 5592147 Keyser
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Makes one wonder if racial proportions will remain the same after the culling begins... Somehow I don't think so... 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:40 | 5592161 old naughty
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That debt bag looks about to overtake the little people...

Little people: "I WILL not reincarnate to do this job again...Get the GOLDen Retrievers to do it pleeze !"

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 01:13 | 5592391 Heavy
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where are the bankers hiding?  i do not see them in there.  know they are there.  do not see them though.

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 04:48 | 5592513 manofthenorth
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It is not supposed to be paid back...... EVER ! It is all about collecting the payments(RENTS)(TRIBUTES) FOREVER !!!!!!

The only way slaves get free is to get fucking dead.

Merry Christmas you pirates.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 23:00 | 5592184 Manipuflation
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Knukles, we both know that naked ladies are good.  If she is under 130 pounds then there is no reason for her to wear any clothes.  If she is 240 lbs we pass.     

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:00 | 5591986 Jeff the Terrible
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'There are suckers born further and further into the future' economy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5i3A6AdeIk
Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:30 | 5592042 Payne
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it will not be paid for but it will have a terrible cost for not paying.

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 00:01 | 5592282 tarabel
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Highly trenchant observation.

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 14:50 | 5593856 angel_of_joy
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In order for a debt to be defaulted on, SOMEBODY must take that loss. Unfortunately, for Americans and all Westerners, that "somebody" would be the banking cabal that controls their lives (and their politicians). Ain't gonna happen without a fight. Or rather a BIG fight...

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:19 | 5592008 DutchR
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It is all fictitious

Construct of the mind

Damn, why is it so hard to be human

Rest of the world seems to liv in bliss

Never see a bird worry, do you

It's all fictitious

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Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:48 | 5592072 logicalman
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Problem is that the vast majority are incapable of seeing through the bullshit.

Those of us who can are dragged down by the swirling mass of ignorant humanity.

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 23:29 | 5592231 Lin S
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This is my only thought whenever I stop at almost any gas station on my interstate travels, and am forced into close contact with throngs of obese Americans shoveling every imaginable processed, deep-fried crap into the gaping maws of their idiot-spawn children.

I fear that those of us who saw the great reset coming will be forced to subsidize the continued existence of all these hopelessly indebted, ignorant slugs.

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 10:22 | 5592812 Farmer Joe in B...
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The big city libs are just as dangerous, if not more. 

Those that you are referring to are the sad, clueless proles.  It's the arrogant big city libs that want to rule the world with their brilliant ideas. 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:32 | 5591930 TurdOnTheRun
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The funny thing is - they are going to pay, one way or another, they are going to pay.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:59 | 5592095 FeralSerf
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Livestock don't have to pay. They don't have any assets that are truly theirs.

We're collateral. We and our children might get repossessed though.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:35 | 5592150 Keyser
Fri, 12/26/2014 - 00:57 | 5592371 FeralSerf
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Where's the TV?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:31 | 5591931 Double.Eagle.Gold
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ahhhhh

fuck

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:36 | 5591936 Grouchy Marx
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Give each kid a share of stock, and by the time they are adults, the markets will be so high, the problem is solved!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:37 | 5591938 kliguy38
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no shit groucho.....its all good .... its all good

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:38 | 5591945 Bay of Pigs
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I think most of us here realized that when the USA passed 4 or 5 trillion it was game over. Sadly, that was 15 years ago.

None of this debt will ever be repaid. 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:51 | 5591968 gswifty
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Accurate accounting.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:18 | 5592004 DaddyO
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Inaccurate economics...

DaddyO

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:54 | 5591975 PT
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Pffffft.  Just raise the minimum wage to $100 trillion per hour.  Debt paid off easily! ...

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:26 | 5592023 Ayreos
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It's not about the debt being repaid, it's about someone saying "it has been repaid" convincingly enough at some point in the future.

Have we reached peak convincing yet?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 23:16 | 5592218 JuliaS
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Acutally, the moment the 1st interest-bearing fiat dollar was issued into existence, the debt became irrepayable.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:47 | 5591957 Frank N. Beans
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it's actually the fed heads who should be pulling that sleigh, so they might rethink their policies.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:30 | 5592041 MsCreant
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The fed ain't gonna pull that sleigh, my friend. See that big bundle at the back? Called debt? That is what the fed is going to expect to be paid. The US taxpayer backstops it all. 

The Fed "buys" the treasuries through third party primary dealers who buy them as they are issued from the US Govt. The fed "prints." Then buys from the third parties who make a commission for their trouble in the scam. When the fed must be paid back (you following this shit?) YOU AND I, dear boy, are on the fucking hook and they will take what ever collateral they can when we default. They will own it all, if we let them.

You feel me here? You get this shit? They print, they own. Get this in your bones. Get it in your gut. Get it in your DNA.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:44 | 5591958 Ralph Spoilsport
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Is that a Federal Highway he's dragging that sack along? No trailer lights, not even a fucking trailer. He's breaking a lot of DOT regulations.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:49 | 5591964 Pure Evil
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Not to mention child labor laws.

I guess those cherubs should all have black hair and asian features since all toys are made using child slave labor in Asia.

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 02:29 | 5592440 TBT or not TBT
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That must change confound them, watching all those Disney princess dolls whizzing down the line. 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:54 | 5591971 kchrisc
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Considering how governmnet, and consumer, debt comes into being, the more accurate representation would have the debt as a plow. A plow to which the American people are harnessed and yoked to via the banksters' fiat. The Zionist farmers' mangers, government, whipping the people and plow to produce. Produce for the farmers, or go to slaughter--used or eaten.

The banksters need to repay us.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 20:55 | 5591978 wisefool
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Don't pay it. They will come after people like me first. You'll know when the tylers finally drop the fight club meme and do the children of men meme.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:04 | 5591992 JustObserving
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Debt and unfunded liabilities are $1,270,000 per taxpayer and rising at $68,000 per year per taxpayer.  Infinite QE is the US answer and constant attacks on gold and silver to keep confidence in fiat.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:26 | 5592024 Yen Cross
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  I wouldn't be surprised if Elizabeth Warren wasn't hiding in Santa's gift bag... She can hand out "gift EBT cards" to all the Amerikans with high cheek bones.

  O/T<> The Japan situation is getting out of control. Credit markets and risk F/X aren't buying it. Japan could potentially bring down global equity markets, WHEN the BoJ is forced to cover those trades.

 

 

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:33 | 5592038 Radical Marijuana
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The next President would have to preside over doubling the national debt again, or else the established MAD Money As Debt system would collapse into chaos, since that was a pyramid scheme when it started, which must always keep growing, or else go through some sort of psychotic breakdowns. After all, inside that MAD Money As Debt, IF there was no more debt, then there would be no more money.

As far I as I can tell, it is practically impossible for enough people to ever understand enough what has been really going on, because they have been too successfully conditioned to not want to understand that money is necessarily measurement backed by murder, which system has developed through the history of successful warfare based on deceit and treachery to become successful finance based on enforced frauds.

Therefore, the following quote continues to be the case:

http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/NWO/silent_weapons_quiet_wars.htm

Silent Weapons for Quiet Wars

"Energy is recognized as the key to all activity on earth. Natural science is the study of the sources and control of natural energy, and social science, theoretically expressed as economics, is the study of the sources and control of social energy. Both are bookkeeping systems: mathematics. Therefore, mathematics is the primary energy science. And the bookkeeper can be king if the public can be kept ignorant of the methodology of the bookkeeping. ... In this structure, credit, presented as a pure element called "currency," has the appearance of capital, but is in effect negative capital. Hence, it has the appearance of service, but is in fact, indebtedness or debt. ... if balanced in no other way, will be balanced by the negation of population (war, genocide)... They must eventually resort to war to balance the account, because war ultimately is merely the act of destroying the creditor ... War is therefore the balancing of the system by killing the true creditors (the public ...) the economy has been transformed into a guided missile on target."

Any better theoretical resolutions would require enough people to understand human civilization as a general energy system, however, that is practically impossible, since the existing system has developed to become almost totally dominated by its biggest bullies' bullshit social stories, which go throughout everything from the philosophy of science, on through the political economy. Any genuinely better resolutions of the problems would require better death controls to back up better debt controls. However, the actual paths we are on are towards the debt insanity situation provoking death insanities. The children and grandchildren harnessed in Obama Sleigh in that cartoon are likely going to be run to death, because not only is their economic future going to be destroyed, their overall ecological future is being destroyed even worse!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:29 | 5592043 luna_man
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That sled should show going uphill!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:35 | 5592045 sbenard
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One of Obama's own advisers, Peter Drier, has given speeches saying that it is their intention to bring "fiscal collapse" to the US government. Why? So they can bring a Bolshevik Revolution to American shores! They are willing to unleash bloodshed without limits in order to accomplish their goal of a Marxist America! And he said that they intend to accomplish it through DEBT!

Obama hired Drier for his campaign staff after seeing him give this presentation! That's as close to a smoking gun of Obama's true intent as we'll ever see!

Obama and his cronies aren't creating debt as a side effect of their policies. It is the GOAL of their policies!

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:58 | 5592092 dexter_morgan
Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:47 | 5592170 Seize Mars
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Of course, everyone knows that. Don't be outraged, be prepared. The one thing they are counting on is disarming Americans.

Who is behind gun control?

http://thezog.wordpress.com/who-is-behind-gun-control/

Who did 911?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S10Aotp_tvo

(a long video, please make time to watch it)

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 21:44 | 5592065 xiam007
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" Funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I ...

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:11 | 5592115 MaxThrust
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The cartoon is wrong in one sense. The slegh should be pulling the Debt uphil.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:59 | 5592188 Don Sunset
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We're screwed either way.................uphill or downhill.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:44 | 5592164 Seize Mars
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I don't hold with this idea that "we're giving our grandchildren all this debt." It's not going to go on for that long. The shit will collapse in this generation, in this phase. It's us that are fucked. The grandchildren may have a shot at liberty depending on how we play our cards.

 

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 10:16 | 5592800 Farmer Joe in B...
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So TRUE..!!

I'm 37 and am 100% certain we feel the pain in our lifetime.  I'm thankful that (I believe) I am more prepared than a vast majority of americans. 

I'm still optimistic that a major reset (with all the pain that it will entail) could get this country back on the right track for future generations.

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 22:56 | 5592181 DOGGONE
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Fool the people NOT NOT NOT!
http://www.showrealhist.com/RHandRD.html

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 23:36 | 5592241 Tom Green Swedish
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You mean to tell me the blacks and mexicans and jews got a 8 trillion dollar present?

Thu, 12/25/2014 - 23:46 | 5592263 Magooo
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If everyone would have just bought the S&P index the past 3 years we would not be in this jam :)

 

http://us.spindices.com/indices/equity/sp-500

 

18.05% average return over the past 3 years.   29.1% in 2013!!!

 

This is a PERPETUAL ECONOMIC MOTION MACHINE --- you just gotta ride it!!!!  (sarc)

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 00:05 | 5592288 The central planners
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The actual monetary system need more slavery to keep going and if you cant push any more slavery in Latin america or asia nor in africa or east europe? Oh well the next step is slavery comming to the central banks host countries.

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 01:10 | 5592387 Heavy
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meh.  i dont see any bankers at all in there with their with their current president.  i dont think I see any lurking behind the trees.  might be too bright in there.

also google searched "ramirez cartoons", seems like this guy's coloring with red and blue pretty exclusively.  is there more/moar to his story?

Fri, 12/26/2014 - 04:30 | 5592505 robnume
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Too funny!!! And, sadly, too true.

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