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Castro giving Obama a Lap Dance.
Neocon weekend Tyler on deck early, I see
So nice of Obama to consider the views of his constituents when throwing the baby out with the bath water...
Neo-Con or not, Big Jim.
It simply is what it is.
But what is it?
Was there really another outcome expected from a foreign born muslim terrorist?
America-hating foreign Muslim terrorist. Don't forget that part.
I know I've seen this 'make it up as you go along' script in a movie before.
Oh well, as long as it benefits me by making me feel good, carry on.
Forward.
Russia isn't getting a pass here. Russia is the target.
Be nice to Iran trying to peel them away from Russia.
Attack Syria for being friends with Russia and not allowing the pipeline.
Be nice to Cuba trying to peel them away from Russia.
Use proxy war in Ukraine...
Shoot down airliner...
Pump and dump the oil market...
Bada boom. Bada bing. Bada bang.
It simply is Russia. And they ain't getting no freakin' pass.
Here comes good ol Satan Claus...
FInal thought for the week...
https://twitter.com/mmckerr/status/528261506907922432
is that beyond parody or in line with parody?
I took Cramer / My Magical 8 Ball Seriously When Investing / Speculating My Money .......... AAAAnd it's Gone!
I took ZH Seriously when Investing / Speculating My Money ........ AAAAnd it's Gone!
"You fucked up... You trusted us"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-glKGjp50Ug
I've taken ZH advice and I haven't lost a dollar yet. How's your paper thing coming along? Have you figured out how to conquer the world without triggering WWIII yet?
"If I had a son, he would look like Ismaaiyl Brinsley."
Michael Brown? ;-)
"If I had a SONY, it would look like Seth Grogan."
You have me at a loss, I don't own anything Sony and until now I always thought a turd was just a turd.
I really need to expand my horizons ;-)
Mariel boatlift x 1000.
Am I an idiot for knowing knowing or caring who any of these people are?
Castro, Iranian ayatollah, Putin, Assad.
I don't get it.
I mean, OK, there are four people with good reason to be pissed off at Obama. The regime in Vichy DC has tried to crush each of them, and failed. Based on the paper in the hand of the Iranian, somehow the scary meme of Iran's imaginary nuclear weapons program is involved.
Sorry, but I just don't get it. Is this supposed to be a dream that Obama is having? Is it an Oval Office hallucination triggered by the combination of UltraChoom® smokeless e-vapor incense and a PCP & Jalapeno enema?
Clearly it doesn't reflect reality. I just can't see that it makes any point.
I see what you are saying.
In each case, all of them want something from the USA. Getting what they want from Obama is as real as any child who asks the mall Santa for presents. Santa in the chair is fake and can't provide anything, ditto Obama behind the desk in the oval office.
That's all I got.
Obombers head is shaped like a dick. Dickhead. Keep it simple.
Assad alrady got his gift, with US/partners bombing ISIS.
The last in line is Boehner, and he has a hidden knife.
What? Is Sharpton hiding behind a tree or something?
Sharpton got his presents early.
Forward (over the cliff)!
are we observing a living room inside the white house or outside somehwere of the white house?
and what is up with the steam engine train behine the trees?
Those trees were specially selected & chopped down from the sides of the fairways that Ogolfer sliced his drives into in 2014.
Loose impediments. Like the guys in line.
Looks like whats left of inside of our WH and thats where the engine stopped after he wrecked the train ;-)
That's not a train, it's a bong. The Pullman car is the original choomwagon.
lol...I stand corrected!
The Daily Mail has a photo of Obama wearing a tiara for Christmas surrounded by a Brownie Scout troop.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2886769/All-work-play-Obamas-Chr...
He's just letting his inner empress come out of the closet ;-)
Hail to the countess, and his tiara-ta-ra-ra.
Just gives ya the warm & fuzzies don't it?
We're in the very best of hands!!! ;-)
Why bother decorating the White House, The sonofabitches are always in Hawaii over the holidays. The aholes should be in Chicago serving soup to the homeless poor black folk.
Not enough active secret service agents for a Chicago trip.
The White House is only white to cover up the burn marks!
I'm So Bored with the USA!
The Clash!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8jca8ZATfA
Neo-Con "cartoon."
Iran gets its nukes in exchange for defeating IS.
Did anyone else notice that president stompy feet announced normalized relations with Cuba at the behest of pope francis?
Does anyone still wanna lambast me for daring to state that the vatican is the controller of "the city", and thus the world?
Good God!
Its a club and we ain't in it!
This Pope was also very adamant about EVERYONE sharing their wealth, all fine and good and a noble gesture on his part no doubt regarding some others wealth. But inquisitive well off reporters seemed to be conspicuously absent at press time about asking the Vatican to share its enormous wealth.
And so it goes on the left side of the sphere ;-)
Pope Francis is a Liberation Theologist. It's a fancy term for a Catholic Marxist.
Jesus never said a single thing about "sharing wealth". He simply pointed out that we have to love our neighbors as we love ourselves, and that we need to each INDIVIDUALLY help the poor, the sick, and the imprisoned. Finally he warned that wealth can be a major spiritual handicap.
Virtually all of the so called Western Xian chruches are Liberal/Marxist. Only the Eastern Orthodox chruches retain a more normal Christian theology.
The pope is a marxist like the president
Like the mayor of NYC
The only thing that amazes me about the catholic cult in the 21st century is that no one, including the MSM, is going after that fraud hypocrisy. Martin Luther went after the catholic cult and the vatican gangsters in the 16th century, when doing so meant certain torture and death. The world has changed for the worse in so many ways.
What does that have to do with the subject at hand ? What about the Hagee Baptist cult and their Ashkenazi worship ?
Neocon bilge. More accurate if a big fat Bibi on Obongo's lap with Sharpton and Holder in line.