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Praise These Intrepid Fed Traders For BTFATH Today Despite The Federal Holiday
As we sarcastically noted this morning, "one group of Federal workers that is definitely not taking the day off, is the trading desk located on the 9th floor of the New York Fed, responsible for such things as preserving the "fair" value of the bond and the stock market and avoiding any sharp downward moves." And sure enough, with stocks levitating, here are the fabulous 5 left of the 285-plus Bloomberg Users at the NY Fed who are maintaining the world's status quo today...
You may remember ex-Lehman Brothers' Yan Chow from a previous profile...
Because if there is one thing on the "national security" agenda that must be avoided at all costs, it is a drop in the S&P in today's trading session - after all now is when the official Santa rally begins and... we may finally hit Goldman's year end target of 2100 for 2015... by the end of 2014.
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9th floor?
Jump you fuckers!!!
We're just not that lucky.
I Agree, they won't jump and there is not a single nail gun either.
Really want to see what could make these fuckers jump.... Maybe a BEAR in the room?
We tried - but they seem unable to see us ;)
Or a bear riding Putin (if you look up the last Sino-Russian deals and moves this funny mental image makes sense).
No, but should TSHTF we know where they work.
Shhhhh..... Don't tell them about the 72 hour kits they were getting. We could never see them leave then.
I was Carpenter 1. CSC Scania. '09-'10(closing)
Sorry to cut in to your thread, but WTF is BTFATH?! Ive been excluded from half of ZH for six months now! I guess everyone gets it but me!!
Thanks!
Buy The Fn All Time High
to mkhs:
+1 for helping and plus 1000 for your avatar, which I assume is from the cover of Kink Crimsons album.
Thank you.
Heres..............Yan Chow
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/yan-chow-cfa/8/a35/741
Ex-Merrill, Ex-Lehman, Ex-Paulson & CO. Lol.
Good to know the "free market" is so well protected.
i hope those mother fucking assholes read the ZH...
DEATH TO THE MONEYCHANGERS...
that means all 5 of u cocksuckers.
Doug Brain ? What kind of weirdo name is that?
I wonder what size guillotine they each wear? For next years Christmas list.
The banksters need to repay us.
"The people will accept gold, silver, or heads in repayment."
At this point, I wouldn't even consider the kindness of a guillotine for trash like them. Slowly roasting to death is seeming a bit soft even, I'm googling Satanic cults who are in need of a blood sacrifice, if these vermin have blood.
Got a few I'd like to see on a stick..... Just sayin'
A friend the other night said, "Start with Corzine and work your way down." To which I replied, "Start with Corzine and work your way up."
But then, really, it should be, "Start with Corzine, and work your way up and down."
The banksters need to repay us.
My guillotine will take them in whatever order you send them.
Surely there's gotta be a few hundred anti-establishment and suicidal folks in NY who'd like to do the world a favor. Heck, with a little planning, I bet one guy could finish all 5 of these dirtbags.
KH off for a holiday? Those 5 chaps are only doing "gods christmas' work"!
These are the newbies who only get to see the Hamptons at New Year's +2.
It cannot be true because under the FED constitution they are not allowed to buy stock or stock indices. Can somebody sue the Fed and find out the truth
You must be correct, because I don't think buying stocks is part of the FED mandate.
Rob Everybody should be added to the list...
Everybody Wang Chung tonite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE
for these few, they would rather be no where else.
They really liked AAPL, TSLA and Bio Tech today.. and Virgin Airlines, all the "Cheap" stocks. Cheap Fuckers.
Hey, they're just being good soldiers, doing what's ordered by their sociopathic bosses, who's just following orders from the top sociopaths. Just like all soldiers, they follow orders or be kicked out. Tough choice, sometimes. Didn't someone once say to soldiers, "forgive them father, they know not what they do." I'm sure they don't have a clue, as in clueless, to the actual damage they're doing to their families, friends, parents and grandparents, or even their children or grandchildren. If they DO know, then they're simply sociopaths, too, with no conscience nor empathy.
J,
It means "Buy The Fucking (Market) At The High".
Generally speaking its what the Goldmans of the world want the Muppets to do.
These guys went to college and now sit at a desk selecting stawks and hitting BUY. The big green button on the left.
A monkey could do it.
Over at the bullion desk the big green button is a SELL.
That way the same monkey can run either desk.
The button also dispenses a piece of banana.
On a doomborg terminal the big green button is "GO", and it's not at the left but where a normal keyboard has "Enter". But I guess that is in fact uninteresting, because you seem to be absolutely right about the banana ... ;)
Like a monkey in a tropical forest?
according to http://www.federalreserve.gov/publications/annual-report/statistical-tab...,
the New York Fed has 406 officers making an average of 231k/yr and about 2600 other employees that make an average of 100k/yr.
Government employees with no skin in the game ordered to buy stocks with freshly printed free money. That's a train I'd want to be on.
perhaps they have lots of freinds who will be very happy to know which stawks ahead of them pressing da button