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North Korea Trolls Obama: Compares US President To "A Monkey In A Tropical Jungle"
While it is certain that in a few weeks, not even America's staunchest "patriots" will remember The Interview, one thing is certain: the trolling comedy that has been unleashed by North Korea in response to Obama's own "proportional response" will live in infamy for a long time. Case in point, North Korea's full official statement following the re-release of the The Interview, which hit select theaters on Christmas day, just as initially scheduled despite the endless drama, as well as countless streaming distribution services (which at a rental price of $5.99 promptly made it the most pirated movie of 2014, despite an epic marketing campaign that essentially made it unpatriotic for Americans not to see the movie).
So the movie came and went, but not before for some inexplicable reason, "an unknown" power decided to escalate matters further and following the FBI's and Obama's threat for a "proportional response", killed North Korea's internet for hours, because surely that will teach those evil North Korean hackers to never again mess with one of the world's most powerful transnational corporations, and halt future dissemination of emails revealing Sony Pictures' execs as a bunch of coddled racists. Or, as the administration called it, a "matter of national security."
To be sure, North Korea did not keep quiet through this entire farce, and while it made it very clear that it had nothing to do with the Sony hack, it did demand a full UN-backed investigation, a proposal quickly shot down by none other than the US which always demands full "transparency" of all actions except when actions are its own, or when the resulting transparency would shine an unwanted light on the hypocrisy behind US national interests. Furthermore, in its first statements regarding The Interview, North Korea was actually quite cordial, and said nothing offensive regarding Obama.
All that changed overnight when in its first official statement since its Internet went dark - something which if indeed North Korea did not hack Sony, as it claims, would be seen as a clear act of war if it were to happen to any other "developed" country - North Korea finally lost it and decided that the time to troll the US president has finally arrived, when, as the TV anchor says beginning 1:10 minutes in the clip blow, "Obama always goes reckless in speech and action like a monkey in a tropical jungle."
Clearly, North Korea has had enough, and as the Former British ambassador to North Korea John Everard said, "they have calculated there is nothing to be gained from trying to be nice to him." That, and it also shows that not even deep technological backwaters, countries which barely have night-time lighting let alone supercomputers needed to bypass state of the art firewalls, have no fear, or respect, of the current iteration of the world's most powerful man.
What is perhaps even more disturbing is that while replete with the usual propaganda, the North Korean statement actually made some valid points. From the statement:
"We'd like to ask if somebody made a film concerning terror, and if somebody intends to instigate terror to do harm, can Obama talk about freedom of expression and value of modern civilization. We take this opportunity to clearly announce once again: the hacking attack on Sony Pictures has nothing to do with us. We make it clear that our target is not such individual corporations as Sony Picture but the US imperialist brigands who left grudge on our entire nation. If the US intends to insist that we are the hacking attackers they must present evidence now. Actually the big United States shamelessly began to obstruct the internet operations of major media of the DPRK like hide and seek of innocent children. We have already warned them not to act in the way of shaking fist after being hit by somebody. Of course, we do not expect our warning would work on the brigands because it is the United State that makes truth recognized by all people falsehood, triggers a war of aggression, and unhesitatingly intervenes in the internal affairs of a sovereign state if it is to satisfy their aggressive ambitions."
The trolling continued: "If the US persists in American-style arrogant, high-handed and gangster-like arbitrary practices despite (North Korea's) repeated warnings, the US should bear in mind that its failed political affairs will face inescapable deadly blows."
The full trolling statement below:
So what was the immediate response to the North Korean statement comparing Obama to a monkey, and the US to a schoolyard bully? Well, as reported earlier, "someone" managed to take down not only the communist country's internet but all its cell phone service.
And while Obama has yet to respond to North Korea's latest escalation in trolling, if not hacking, the president did take the time to provide some propaganda of his own, not surprisingly on a very contextual topic, and one very near and dear to Obama's heart: race. In fact his statement to NPR, as reported by The Hill, was no less laughable: "President Obama believes that the United States is less racially divided than when he took office in 2009. Asked in an NPR interview set to air starting Monday whether the nation is more racially divided than six years ago, Obama said "No."
"I actually think that it's probably in its day-to-day interactions less racially divided," Obama told "Morning Edition" host Steve Inskeep. Excerpts of the interview were released before broadcast by NPR.
And while there is Obama's version of reality, where his favorite TV channel, ESPN, apparently does not cover events like Ferguson or the slaying of NYPD cops, for everyone else things are different: a majority of Americans, 53 percent, believe that race relations have worsened under America's first black president, compared to 36 percent who say they have stayed the same and 9 percent who say they have improved, according to a Bloomberg Politics poll released earlier this month.
The NPR interview took place Dec. 18, a day after People magazine published remarks by the president and first lady Michelle Obama saying that they themselves had experienced racial prejudice.
"I think people forget that we've lived in the White House for six years," the first lady said. "Before that, Barack Obama was a black man that lived on the South Side of Chicago, who had his share of troubles catching cabs," she added.
"There's no black male my age, who's a professional, who hasn't come out of a restaurant and is waiting for their car and somebody didn't hand them their car keys," the president said.
Perhaps, or perhaps this is merely another example of "reckless speech and action" just like North Korea alleged, all designed to stoke, not sooth, racial conflict and hatred in America.
At the end of the day the only real question is whose propaganda is more convincing (or at least more amusing):
His.
Or his:
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The Western Propoganda Provocation Machine is clearly working!
Funny, the figures behind the Dear Leader look human, but those behind Obummer, well....not so much.
It's a sad,sad day when the leadership of North Korea makes more sense to me than the leadership of the USA.
Comparing Obama to a monkey is an insult to monkeys.
What the heck did monkeys ever do to humanity ,to be compared to a bisexual, illegal, crackhead,' we droned some folks' killer?
It's nice to see a truthful comment rather than the usual feigned politeness.
Dear Kim Jong Un,
Here are some more terms you might want to be aware of, for further communications regarding this topic.
Jungle bunny.
Spear chucker.
Yard ape.
Porch monkey.
Spade.
Spook.
Coon.
Hope this comes in handy.
Yours,
BB
You forgot monebacks, motees, and fukarwees.
North Korea doesn't have shit, much less hackers.
Presto! When the Nork systems were reported down, one of my neo-con demented buds said something like "That'll show 'em!" to which I asked if that included all 3 computers and 7 cell pnones or just some.
There's really something the fuck wrong with all this.
Called False Flag, get the plebes fired up for war!
Bigger defense budget, ignore that fact that the recent budget passed by both houses Proved that There's Only One Party.
The Kabuki Theater Must Go On!
It's time for an absurd gesture on someone's part.
game on!
it's like the ice bucket challenge
every news anchor in the world who cares about vaginal health has to say the same monkey-thing, in a live broadcast, or be denounced as a monkey-denying antivaginalist
and nobody wants the shunning that goes with that
Since North Korea now echoes what many white supremacy nutcases in America are thinking, can we put to rest the notion that the North Korean regime is in any way representative of Socialism? Thank you.
"It's time for an absurd gesture on someone's part. "
What do you call the 2015 'budget'?
What do you call the 2015 'budget'?
Stop teasing us.
"Funny, the figures behind the Dear Leader look human, but those behind Obummer, well....not so much."
No....they look like sycophants hiding buzz cuts under oversized hats. The chain of succession behind the Kenyan clearly have better hair care options.
Koreans are behind all of Americans suffering. The chosenit parasite Federal Reserve counterfeiting criminals have our best interests at heart. Cops are here to protect us. Morons.
This is starting to remind me of a Mel Blanc, "Bugs Bunny" cartoon.....
Like Germans bombing Pearl Harbor?
We're on a roll!
whats always cracks me up is that so many people(including most of the right wing media) who will(correctly) call out the obama admin for lying, automatically accept, at face value, a statement by said administration that the govt has proof that the NKs are the ones who did it. Pure kabuki theater, indeed. These people are known liars, who most on the right correctly assume lie about pretty much EVERYTHING, but as soon as they spin it to "the dirty Nork commies hacked us" it is immediatly bought as the whole truth. 'Murica.... that about sums it up
(including most of the right wing media)
None dare call them conservatives.
Nothing to do with South Korea leaving the petrodollar system.
Nosirreee.
Just another scorched earth tactical retreat by a dead empire, that has already lost on the
strategic level.
Lets hope 'scorched earth' isn't raised to an altogether different level.
North not South methinks.
They believe in their Foxnews!! It's utterly disgusting and pisses me off more than anything.
Act of war is right on.....just saying
All I want for Kwaanza is...
http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/134996.bmp
The CIA did parade a "North Korean elite hacker" in front of the media to claim that NK has one of the best cyber warfare teams in the world. That is the evidence that North Korea did it.
Zelo Cool & Clash Ovellide?
All of this over a shitty C-Movie...or was it???
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/12/24/no-north-korea-didn-t-h...
Burheads, saucer lips, mooncrickets, blue gums.
Boon, as is Ba-
Holy shit!
You missed a couple of oft used terms;
pickaninny mau mau (retro)
pavement ape
and jiga-boo, or chimp...what about the mon-backs?
The ever popular Nigger as opposed to Nigga, was omitted...... Could have called him Sony's "boy", and then half of Ferguson would have been able to be deployed to bust a cap in his ass.
My take, the interview was so terrible that Sony may have started it themselves. One of the truly worst movies ever made.
That movie was a scream! I happen to like movies that make me laugh. Sadly, not everyone thinks things are equally funny. My guess is 30% of people have no sense of humor. Is this line funny?: "We're going to America where they don't eat doggies!" If you said, No, then proudly count yourself in the 30%. If anyone needs this explained, continue reading....
This is funny because many asians (not just Koreans), pretty much eat all animals, including dogs. So our hero is rescuing his dog so that the starving North Koreans won't eat his dog.
I can see where you are coming from, but to me its just purile.
Haha....The funniest part is when you think that's funny. Now, if you, FGB, don't think that's funny, then proudly count yourself in the 30%.
When Kim Jong Un discovers ZH he's going to lose his shit
<- When Kim Jong Un discovers ZH he's going to lose what's left of his shit ->
DaddyO
In the film it is discussed that Kim Jong Un does not have a butt hole. So it may not be possible for Kim to lose his shit.
No, he has a butthole...
and it's working overtime.
I'm going to remember that movie forever, if only for the fact that I was in South Korea when it came out...
email Kim a link, he'll get a good laugh, after all it's christmas...oh forgot the CIA, FBI, NSA took the country down. Now what does that say for free speech...oh forgot again.
Can you just hear the conversations in the white house war room? "... this douchebag again?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZiXtAlWcfk
Were you under the impression that resorting to racism wins arguments?
Displaying racism shows how weak your hand is, Bob.
There is a not to fine line between racism and prejudice. One can be prejudice and subject to stereotypical beliefs and not actually be a racist. Racism as a term has been totally bastarized.
Yeah. I agree.
I can stereotype pedophiles, like Amerikan Patriot, whom support the BUTTFUCKING OF CHILDREN as a method of torture, as EVIL while, AT THE SAME TIME, not giving a damn about what race they are.
And I am most definitely prejudice about the People whom support the BUTTFUCKING OF CHILDREN. Of course, at some times, the prejudices are actually entirely justified...(I believe that my prejudice against those people is entirely justifiable.)
The problem is that some are just so insipid as to be locked into the false dilemma choice paradigm and will not seek any alternatives. Their worldview is restricted as a result.
Thus they make good parrots of the Main Stream Media loudspeakers. But, as all Bird Brains, they lack the ability to critically think thus are neither innovative or creative. Thus they make no real contribution. They are the Consumer Class. They exist to destroy assets. (That is what consume means...destroy.)
They may operate small businesses but, in reality, produce little of real and lasting value. They operate in "Service Industries" which provide little service and are far from industrious.
What a waste of potential.
Keep drinking the kool aid and watching msm tt they have you well and truly programmed, all of you yanks are immigrants and will never be anything but, you have the parasitic mentality and the inflated ego and sense of priveledge common to all immigants all over the world, america a land for and on behalf of immigants. it would be nice if you could develop a culture or society based on something other than greed, self interest and violence, but you are only a few hundred years old and need time to develop social cohesion, FWIW the sooner your corrupt fetid republic ends the better the only problem is gonna be getting the UN to police the shithole that your country has become, the rest of us can get on just fine without using our miltary to carry out smash and grabs on other countries.
Nestor
Most Americans have no problem with immigrants who have something to contribute to the country. Unfortunately the vast majority of the current crop of boarder hoppers does not fall into that category. Most are welfare tourists and gang members looking to expand their territory.
Oh, good luck with that UN thing, they can't even secure a third world country successfully. I can't imagine the number of body bags being sent back to Europe and beyond if they ever attempt to occupy the worlds most heavily armed nation with millions of well trained military veterans .
True bout the UN but what else should they do when a nuklear power descends into civil war and anarchy over the next decade.
Dems are gonna win the next few elections and there will be an armed backlash, only reason IMHO obama got the gig was cos he could bring peeps onto the streets in a disputed election in a way romney couldnt, so TPTB put him in as figurehead.
Every few years you guys swap pepsi for coke and vice versa, ignoring the fact that the same company owns both brands.
If american society (based on mans law) is weaker than the immigants society it will be destroyed.
Progressives are superb when it comes to bastardizing words. They apply words with negative connotations to their ideological enemies. They take good ones and apply them to their approved groups that people once held negative attitudes about. Like the word GAY. Indeed, the very term Liberal was applied to a destrucive ideology to make it more acceptable; Liberal is the antithesis of 'liberal' in its original sense.
Mr Troll/ tool of the tribe do you get paid on weekends to?
My question is:
How did a back asswards country like N.Korea gain access to OBUMmers Birth Certificate?
FU WASHINGTON
THey hate monkeys, bcos the monkeys killed their internet....and hated their freedom.
The sad/sick part is these people, called "rulers", have more authority in controlling the masses as the governments of the world become more centralized. Living proof that human nature is flawed and we are screwed.
Gee Mr Wizard, I don't think we are so screwed, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6b70TUbdfs. Think it maybe the otherway around.
The problem is not so much authority, rather it is obedience.
+1 for Larken Rose vid.
Indeed Buck. Even K J Un makes a fool of Mr. President. How was the US so lucky to have this clown as their CIC? Ooops, he was elected, wasn't he?
...calling a spade a spade..
Yep, Obama is a monkey, that's for sure...
+100 to North Korea
Anyone who marries a Wookie must surely be at least partially hominid...
Confucius say:
Stupid hair cut make man rook ridickrurous.
Do you like A Flock of Seagulls?
Uh, Confucius was "Chinese" and not Korean (acutally from the Lu Kingdom during the Spring and Autumn Period). Just saying.
But a real quote that applies?
"When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are things to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honor are things to be ashamed of."
-Confucius, The Analects, Chapter VIII
Yep. These geniuses may just bring about nuclear armageddon yet... just give them a little more time to piss off Putin...
"Monkey in a Jungle" sounds alright, to me. Although, lying, psycopathic, subversive, illegal, murderous, traitor, is also appealing.
No soup for you in Camp 17!
We can share the bread ration, Knukles; happy new year.
And to you, SAT 800.
Peace and serenity be upon you.
Sweet, he's coming to my Stalag!
But unliike our President, not all of these Black Men proceeded to steal the car whose keys they had just been handed.
The leaders of the 'free world' are just little boys throwing stones.
- Elbow
clearly, the north koreans have no problem with political correctness. just like every other race on earth the koreans see themselves as special and superior. it is a horrible fate to be born as a mixed race baby in korea. the have no love for the impure.
but all that aside, this provocation is of ours is wreckless and silly. having read the Wired piece that was linked on this site, it seems extremely unlikely the north koreans had anything to do with the hack. the only sense I can make of all this is that this administration is bound and determined to start war(s) any damn place it can.
"every damn place it can"
FIFY
Young Kim's heart is in the right place but he clearly doesn't understand that monkeys can be intelligent, brave, and caring.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2014/dec/22/monkey-saves-dying-friend-train-station-india-video
Instead of impotent name-calling I would much rather see Kim offer a $1 Million prize for the best script of a comedy about the assassination of Barack Obama, and then go ahead and produce the movie and release it free on every streaming media outlet in the world.
Boy would that be a load of laughs.
Hey Kim - don't get mad. Get even. And cool it with the monkey metaphors. (Though if you must you might try Weasel, Hyena or perhaps Vulture.)
Monkeys everywhere are outraged.
Exactly. Monkeys aren't pathologigically lying POS's!
Hilarious tactic by the Norks when you consider the behavior of some primates when angered. They're probably hoping to induce Obama to "redecorate" the White House interior in a fit of Seth Grogan flinging.
I'll have to change my view about Barecrack after that NK rant. I never thought of him as a monkey, more of a "moist towelette".
Datz rhesus!
BRILLIANT!
LOL !!!
Line of the day material there.
dupe
Those monkeys LOVE throwing Rhesus feces pieces!!
Truer words have never been spoken about Obummer
Kim for president! Step aside, Putin.
North Korea has the US PTB nailed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohCfS55zGME
A vertible dissertation on US propaganda.
+100 for that link.
Other than about four lines of propaganda for Korea, I found this incredibly accurate. And this is something I am surprised has not been taken down.
This is news...
You want news, go to Fox, Cnn or Drudge (LOFL). ZH is information/facts/data based.
Bro... this is kimchi calling obomber a monkey after they were gonna do another 911 cuz Sony... dis da news now
Wait, you still think it was NK that did the hack?
What the fuck are you smoking?
Sarc... was it not that obvious? Check those bars again, Tung.
Hah!
In my defence you never know on here these days..
It appears that a lot of people feel that way, or they came to a humorous ZH post with a stick up their ass. Thanks for the reply though.
Between the newbies, dim, trolls, nematodes and demented Norks trying to sabotage the entire Western Civilized World's sense of puerile immature junior high school humor via ZH, we never will truly know.
You mean you have police officers stationed in the Grocery Store there too?
badabing
The Internet Water Army never sleeps!
One must watch for confirmation bias, all the time. Looks like you've found your new confirmation bias @ZH.
I have found my chosen bias.
You forget the sarc tag, zh is an echo chamber for the people who got kicked from free republic for being too racist!
Zh was for one thing only getting insider tips w/out the black helicopters getting involved everything else was just fluff round the edges. now its just full of bs slogans the peeps here type to get their ego massaged by upvotes, fuckin sad losers.
I'm so ronery.
Man does not live,
by Swiss Cheese arone.
you just haven't figured out what the holes are for, yet.
LOL
I just spit some Corn Pops on the screen
I only came into this thread to read the comments!
That's what I told my mom I was doing when a pre-teen in the grocery store with the Hustler magazines when Mr Grocerer yanked me by the arm over to my mom and told her what I was drooling on.
Well, she should've been happy that it wasn't "Playgirl!"
The holes are kinda small....
just sayin'.
Hmm, nothing an augur couldn't fix!
While the North Koreans are trolling, the US seems to be doing a fine job at home of dividing people along racial lines. They obviously can't let people unite against the state and the thugs in law enforcement, so they simply pull the race card and divide people. Surprisingly (not so much), Americans still fall for it.
www.TopTheNews.com
Golfing with a few folks who I thought reasonably sane today, they were fairly convinced (as in swallowed the story line) that the Norks did indeed sabotage Sony and that The precept that Obie, Holder, Sharpton et al are stirring up the pot is nonsensical. Then just a few days ago, some other guys bought the Norks hook line and sinker and believe that OB, Holder, Sharpton, et al are trying to start a racial war. And the cops are OK choking people who don't raise their hands and say don't shoot.
Everybody is bat shit crazy
But me
Fuckin liberal do gooderm, stfu blacks are all evil as are all mexicans, only the pure white race can save america, its simple just send anyone who isnt white back to where their ancestors came from, chain em up put em on a boat and dump em on the shore of their home country, a race war would be won by the white race as non whites have too low iq's to win.
Aint that right freddi7777777
Nestor
I almost wanted to up vote you on that rant. But I know it was / sarc.
the whole world chavezes the usa now. that big bolivarian smile shines down upon the world.
the chinese would love to have an excuse to run the usa off the penisula once and for all.....and most of the koreans would love a reunification under a chinese style economy. do you really think the chinese will allow a usa beach head in china?
THe only reason I'd much care is that my son and his family are in the South working for the Empire. My son the big PaulBot, now works for the Empire. I have to resist breaking his balls every chance I get.
Spot on. Few people understand why North Korea exists. It is simply as you state it, plain as the ears on President Jughead. Of course, the US government will never admit the reason.
Taiwanese mainland.
Sometime soon there will be an announcement of a the construction of a gas pipeline from Russia, possibly through China, to North Korea and South Korea. We may then see the wall in Korea finally come down. Then an extension to Japan.
Then it's Bye Bye American Pie.
Those slant eyed, sub human sacks of shit called my president a monkey? Monkeys world wide demand an apology!!
Monkey See Monkey Do :)
I sorta see their point.
Un must be a Tea Party member.
"Like a monkey in a tropical jungle"
Haha fucking brilliant that. These North Koreans seem alright.
Oh my. We have the usual ZH nihilists criticizing US for its racial challenges (which, by the way, are unique vs any country in the world) and then actual racists like this one. I suspect half the members of this site are Putin apologists. How anyone can seriously alside with NK in any matter is beyond comprehension.
Yes, many Putin baggers, but let's not forget the many Left-Handers, CAIR rectum snooters, and Buchenwald Oven Operator Union (BOOU) members.
Nor the pedophile bolsheviks like you.
And I just wrote you a honest, and ironic message on another post referencing this article. Suck my menstrual keffiyeh
You guys oughta have a fight.
We'll meet up after the "fall"...a commemorative ZH reunion. I just need someone to ID which Kaiser Wilhelm helmet to breech.
not the one with the point you keep poking into your holes hahahah
you and yours are the ones sucking putin's balls, you know the KGB Major, and you call me a bolshevik.
So I take it then you suck Merkel's balls. I dont think her sweaty ball perfume would bring much money in the Roman Gladiator fragrance shops.
good to see you both take the point of view of 'youre either with us or against us'
coz life is that simple isnt it?
I only have major in Chosenism.
Infinite QE, are you sure he's a pedophile?
Logic and truth dont have a side.
If your comment is about morality, its not like the us hasnt murdered a million people in the last 13 years. So on an issue of NK vs USA...
War on povedty since.1965. Decades of affirmative action, ebt, snap, etc.
Methinks enough time has been given to evolve from spearchucker to responsible tax payer citizen, but no, the jungle lives within.
its fuckin.genetics.
The Brits' welfare system multiplied the numbers of permanently jobless white skinned breeders. Wars on Poverty increase dependency wherever they are tried.
TBT
I will gladly go and live in any predominately white Brit neighborhood regardless of welfare status. Would you ne willing to do the same in any black neighborhood in the US? Please let us know how that goes. Black neighborhoods were no go zones long before welfare.
I'd have to disagree. Black neighborhoods are far more dangerous now than say 60 years ago. I can't prove it though.
Falco
You don't have to go back 60 years. Just try out any of europes newly minted enlightened melanin rich neighborhoods and compare them to their eqaulily socialized white neighborhoods.
No doubt today. I can't prove it, but I'd rather be black in a white neighborhood than the reverse. Although, I recall circa 1990, stopping at a northern Mississippi truck stop at two in the morning, and feeling decidedly uncomfortable among a establishment full of fellow so called whites.
Maybe it was your short skirt and spike heels.
Brits are less racist than yanks on average. thats why the assimilation of immigants into their culture is more successful than yanks, oh and they actually have a dominant culture, unlike america which has a dominant religion instead.
Nestor
They certainly seemed to have assimilated into British culture alright. Or did you forget about all the burnings and looting that happened a couple of years ago?
oh yes a couple of blocks rioted in london and they dealt with it fine, hows new orleans?, still a bit damp i hear......
Yes it does. Socialism won, hands down everywhere.