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Sunday Humor: How Mainstream Media Really Behave When Reporting On Fed Policy

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Ever wondered how the mainstream media keeps a straight face when 'reporting' on Fed policy?

 

An anology...

 

h/t @RudyHavenstein

 

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Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:17 | 5599266 Aaaarghh
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Dickheads, they piss me off..all of em

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:29 | 5599302 ZH Snob
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drugs, they know.  economics is beyond their bubble brains, so keeping a straight face is easy.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:53 | 5599354 Manthong
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His next gig ought to be an inside look at the hazards of automobile paint spray booths.. without a respirator.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:55 | 5599507 0b1knob
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I wonder if they ever caught this guy?

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/4/44/Rapistsworstjob.jpg

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 20:17 | 5600095 Self-enslavement
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You mean to tell me that the Fed and the Media are different entities?

I think not.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 20:17 | 5600096 Self-enslavement
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You mean to tell me that the Fed and the Media are different entities?

I think not.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 20:52 | 5600217 acetinker
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You got a chromebook too?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:59 | 5599517 sodbuster
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I'd like to see him do an "in depth expose" on getting a colonoscopy and having his prostate checked.

Mon, 12/29/2014 - 00:53 | 5600722 Cynicles
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Follow up story on the Huff(er)ington Post

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:58 | 5599365 Pooper Popper
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"Urge to kill Rising,,,,,fading,,,,RISING!"

Homer Simpson.

 

The man is a fucking poet....

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 23:42 | 5600623 tplink
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my neighbor's step-mother makes $68 hourly on the laptop . She has been out of work for 10 months but last month her pay check was $15196 just working on the laptop for a few hours. try here... www.works3.com

Mon, 12/29/2014 - 20:12 | 5603273 cart00ner
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@tplink - I thought pyramid schemes were illegal? These assholes have infested RT comments section with hundreds of ads (my uncle's cousin's sister makes $$ etc.)

Piss off with your BS!

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:19 | 5599273 Yes_Questions
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One more...

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:18 | 5599274 Headspace
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LMAO!!! Coffee coming out of my nose! That's awesome.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:19 | 5599277 q99x2
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Its a free for all. Happy Holidays.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:25 | 5599292 Spungo
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Oh my god. He's standing next to burning heroin?

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:35 | 5599456 crazybob369
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I know, right? Guy is going to have one hell of a 'hangover'. Typical media idiot. Or maybe just wanted a quick, cheap fix.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 17:46 | 5599648 trulz4lulz
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No. Its why he keeps laughing, there really arent any drugs. He is laughing at the rediculousness of being on the first plane back to Europe full of several tons of Hashish, Heroin, Concaine and other "narcotics". I would have a hard time keeping a straight face too.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:27 | 5599295 theyjustcantstop
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a waste of gdp.

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:27 | 5599297 himaroid
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I will never submit to the authority of such fools.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:30 | 5599304 Eyeroller
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Golden Oldie here... 'Ostrich Farm Investing'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8QHw9lrMao

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 15:44 | 5599330 Pumpkin
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Ever wondered how the mainstream media keeps a straight face when 'reporting' on Fed policy?

Because they are complicit.

Complicit definition, choosing to be involved in an illegal or questionable act, especially with others; having complicity

Whores riding upon the back of the beast is another good way to put it.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:00 | 5599372 Pooper Popper
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Whores riding upon the back of the beast is another good way to put it.-nice!

 

Simplified -Traitors!

Mon, 12/29/2014 - 03:12 | 5600833 StychoKiller
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"...If ya wanna know about the Bishop and an Actress,

If ya wanna know how to be a star...

If ya wanna know 'bout the stains on the mattress,

You can read it in the Sunday Papers..." -- Joe Jackson, "Sunday Papers", on "Look Sharp"

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:02 | 5599373 Roanman
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Your analogy assumes that the morons have an understanding of what the hell they are talking about, and as such doesn't work here.

They are simply parroting words on a teleprompter that they've heard before, while having no concept of their meaning.

Exactly like the President.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:01 | 5599376 lunaticfringe
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Tyler...do we really need pop up ads that block the entire screen?? C'mon get a little Banksy for chrissakes.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:10 | 5599389 El Hosel
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Some folks need to learn how to handle their heroin.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:17 | 5599414 bardot63
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Try control (-) prior to opening a headline, which zooms you out.  Cntrl (+) zooms back in.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 16:10 | 5599392 Sudden Debt
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It’s npt just a job.... IT’S A RAVE PARTY!!!

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 17:10 | 5599544 dicksburnt
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i think ZHer's are just a little uptight about today's MMT and policies.  This video proves to me that just after just a few bonghits that MMT, central planning and FED policies will seem all the norm if not even a bit humorous.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 18:20 | 5599747 ebworthen
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Burning all that digital currency doesn't create real smoke, so it seems harmless.

Wall Street sure is getting high on it though. http://www.usdebtclock.org/

 

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 18:42 | 5599812 Shitgum Suicide
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So was it an epic battle of rock, paper , scissors to get this specific reporting assignment.

Editor- "'Team, we need someone to report on a drug bust burn pill. They're going to demonstrate now to burn heroin. Do I have any volunteers??? "

Knowing that they're European it was a bitch slapfest.

Sun, 12/28/2014 - 18:49 | 5599833 roadhazard
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The Fourth Estate can suck my AK.

Mon, 12/29/2014 - 08:50 | 5601076 Comte d'herblay
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I gotta save this!  His laughter is a real knee slapper, and I'm laughing right along with him.

 

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