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Meanwhile, The McDonalds Riots Continue

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After a customer went berserk 2 days ago over 40 cents, it appears the McDonalds Riots are contagious...

This is what happens when the EBT card runs out...

 

We had a suspicion that raising the price of McNuggets would have consequences...

 

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Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:33 | 5606300 LawsofPhysics
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fucking monkeys.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:38 | 5606325 ZippyBananaPants
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Why insult the primates?

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:38 | 5606338 LawsofPhysics
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fair point. Stupid fucks.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:39 | 5606346 General Decline
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CHIMPOUT!

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:45 | 5606379 General Decline
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If this happend in 'merica it be rayciss.  Isreal though - no problem...

 

http://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-to-send-african-migrants-to-uganda/

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:51 | 5606406 pods
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Betcha the "I'm lovin' it" guy is shaking his head now. 

Hey let's take a hugely successful company and bring it to the ghetto.

Once you go black, you never come back.

pods

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:57 | 5606436 Max Steel
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Meanwhile in USA we have such riots in mcd's  

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:00 | 5606455 rfaze
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Obama did comment on this, he said "this could be my son". 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:03 | 5606475 General Decline
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I used to work for McDonald’s as a service contractor a long time ago. Electric, plumbing HVAC etc. Got a call from a store owner on the south side of Chicago to troubleshoot why the air conditioning unit over the lobby area wouldn't blow cold air. All those stores have roof mounted HVAC units. So I climbed up the ladder with my Fluke and was going to check the fuses when I noticed somebody had hacked out all the copper tubes for the condenser coil over the winter. They climbed up on the roof, hacked them out with what looked like a fire ax (stolen from the Chi FD, I'm sure) and took them to the scrap yard for crack money. LOL. It was enjoyable to explain to the store owner why his AC wasn’t working. He really wasn't that shocked either.

 

 

 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:12 | 5606527 Skateboarder
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Chicago? That should be the expected norm. We have copper thieves in Santa Clara, CA. Our small business office building was robbed of its copper tubes, and condensation would gather in the vents, releasing itself in mini-downpours unto our office space. FUCKING LUCKY that the downpour vent was not on top of the lab. Electronics + water = water.

Back on topic - now I know why many fast food establishments have chairs that are attached to the ground.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:14 | 5606545 old naughty
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addictive, McDonald everything.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:13 | 5606821 manofthenorth
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Seems to me one would have to be mentally unstable to want to eat at a McDonalds. Predictable outcome.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 20:16 | 5607321 0b1knob
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Meanwhile at Dollar General a little not-quit-white kid goes on a rampage for no reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uma-pj2BACI

English / Ebonics voice over is only occasionally understandable to most people.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 21:49 | 5607651 Mentaliusanything
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ENGLISH !!!!!

You see there, "The Problem" is Education or lack of it, followed by spare the Rod . Unintelligible mouth swill of such proportions that they are not employable.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 23:30 | 5607923 Richard Chesler
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What Kim Jong-un said.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:32 | 5608040 Never One Roach
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Peak Multiculturalism 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:39 | 5608056 Stuck on Zero
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Gve the people a beak.  They had just spent the entire day trying to return their Christmas gifts to WalMart. 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:10 | 5608188 Keyser
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We made some folks dumb as a bag of hammers... 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:16 | 5608199 TwoShortPlanks
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Pyongyang is behind all this, I just know it!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 11:15 | 5608885 USisCorrupt
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Was that feeding time in Ferguson?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 09:35 | 5611976 Handful of Dust
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Tensions have flared once again between a Flushing, Queens location of McDonald's and its patrons. The New York Times reports several Korean community groups are calling for a boycott of a Main Street franchise after video recently surfaced of an incident that took place in February. The video allegedly shows a McDonald's employee attacking a 62-year-old Korean customer with a broom after he complained that he wasn't being served, smacking his cell phone out of his hand. The police were called, and the employee, Rooshi Sajjad, eventually pled guilty to attempted assault, a charge that will be dismissed "if she stays out of trouble."

 

http://www.eater.com/2014/12/31/7475267/korean-americans-urge-boycott-of...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 10:07 | 5608666 pizzedoff
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the final results of eating mechanically separated chicken and pink slime!..how did we think it would end?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:23 | 5608208 Ward no. 6
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right, too many white fat ppl go there

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 05:04 | 5608295 Keyser
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And how many white people are in this video?  Nice try at deflection, but no cigar... 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:17 | 5606840 Pool Shark
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Never bring a chair to a gunfight.

[Where are the CCW holders?...]

 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 19:13 | 5607070 TeamDepends
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They collapsed.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 19:39 | 5607205 Doug997
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PS +10000

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 21:32 | 5607599 Dame Ednas Possum
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That said...they were some strong-ass chairs there.

Anyone know the supplier?

I might donate a few to Taronga Zoo.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 03:03 | 5608234 freedogger
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"Where are the CCW holders?..."

Probably laughing too hard to shoot straight.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 09:08 | 5608528 Arnold
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The cops go through hell trying to 'splain a rightous gun discharge, with all their experience and infrastructure in place.

Outside your home a CCW has got to protect themself physically, mentally and legally as best they can.

The first rule is don't put yourself in a bad situation.........

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 19:38 | 5607195 Fun Facts
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McRiot

would you like fries with that?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:54 | 5608082 Fish Gone Bad
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+1 McFunny

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 08:23 | 5608468 HowdyDoody
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McTradeMark Infringement

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 09:33 | 5608561 messymerry
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...and I'm reading this in my McMansion...

;-D

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 19:55 | 5607263 Freddie
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FUCKING LUCKY that the downpour vent was not on top of the lab. Electronics + water = water.

OMG.  A real lab in America?  I thought the only labs left were meth labs.

Happy New Year skater dude.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 05:51 | 5608328 Tall Tom
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I have a Gemmological Laboratory.

 

I have a Gold Refining Laboratory.

 

I have a Rocket Propellant Laboratory.

 

Methamphetamine with the associated labs are for addicts and losers.

 

There are many laboratiories in America which are quite legit.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 23:20 | 5607885 toady
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Actually, copper theft shows a certain level of intelligence. Mexicans understand the mechanics and know the right guys at the scrap yard.

Niggers rob, they don't plan.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 09:22 | 5608545 StychoKiller
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Electronics + water = blue flashes!

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:03 | 5606484 pods
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And right here is why we have EBT and other social programs here in America. It is NOT for the poor's benefit, but for the rest of us.

pods

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:26 | 5606608 McMolotov
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The chair beatings will continue until morale improves.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 20:38 | 5607408 XitSam
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Those are metal chairs too. We have the same ones here.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:46 | 5606950 Dangertime
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Feeding the zerg to placate the zerg only creates more zerg.

 

What happens when you run out of food to feed the ever increasing zerglings?

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 19:03 | 5607034 Handful of Dust
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#bringourchairsback

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 01:20 | 5608127 Beam Me Up Scotty
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"What happens when you run out of food to feed the ever increasing zerglings?"

Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure....

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 08:31 | 5608477 leftcoastfool
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"#bringourchairsback"

 

Now that's funny...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:04 | 5607987 SokPOTUS
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Since there is likely a high incidence of Type 2 Diabetes (EBT-Induced); I'd say things will calm down after about 24 hours; 48 hours, tops.

The total lack of carbohydrate input will send them into DKA even with insulin.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:17 | 5608010 SokPOTUS
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.

 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 23:26 | 5607909 Greenskeeper_Carl
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exactly. its going to be an ugly day when those things don't work. Take one look at what happened when EBT cards didnt work for a day or two, the videos are all over youtube. It was just a few states, and it was very brief, and it was pure mayhem in the low income areas. And they were restored and they got all their bennies eventually. Just imagine that shit after a week or two. I plenty enough food to feed my family for an extended period of time and won't need to brave the raging pavement apes at the local publix, but I feel for anyone who doesnt, and just wants to go grocery shopping and spend their own money rather than taxpayer EBT one. I REALLY feel sorry for the employees of those places.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:53 | 5608228 847328_3527
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I’m sure the progressive media is quickly finding photos of these thugs when they were 8 years old just in case there’s a change one might get arrested and the MSM needs to report it … they will already have the little angel’s photo on hand.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 03:45 | 5608257 Tapeworm
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Greenskeeper, a husband is a rotten POS if he does not demand that there is at least a week's worth of staples in the pantry in the case of general mayhem. Do you think that it is OK to expect your wife to go to stores with conditions like that? How is the little lady going to do when confronted by gangsta's even if she gets out of the store and to her car? Would you do well in a situation like that?

 I got a load of crap for stocking up for a situation such as that. I replied with a short quiz on how she would handle that. I then asked her to plan what she found to be the neccessities for a fortnight's needs. There were far fewer remonstrances when put that way.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:20 | 5606575 buyingsterling
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Obama jerks off while watching Isis beheading videos.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:29 | 5606620 knukles
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dressed in the wookie's underwear in front of the mirror

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:48 | 5606961 Realname
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Those underwear are probably a loose fit in the 'crotchal' region for the limp-wrist in chief.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:03 | 5606474 winchester
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the very 1st thing to do with a time machine is to go back and kill 17th century evangelical religious that spread out of the shell the idea of equality between humans.

 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:24 | 5606589 kchrisc
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Humans, and races, ethnicities, are not equal. Not by a long shot.

With that said, blacks in America could, should, be much more than they are now. Before the so-called Civil-rights Acts, they were; were a lot more.

After nearly 50 years, only 50 years, of being wards of the state/governmnet, they are nothing but a violent and impoverished wreck. That is not so much a testament to their own weaknesses as humans, but a testament to the real effect government has on people, societies, and communities.

We all suffer at the hands of governmnet, but the weaker of us suffer first, and fall faster and harder.

Pity the black community, and also understand that they are nothing but canaries in the coalmine of the totalitarian police-state that you also reside in.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"Don't hate the niggers. Hate the nigger creators."

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:28 | 5606617 Headbanger
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I'd go back and sink Columbus!

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 20:03 | 5607294 Freddie
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Guess who ran the slave ships and slave trade?

I think black people in America were making some progress before LBJ's Great Society.  It was all downhill from there and yeah a certain agency run drugs through their neighborhoods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBU7P5y4PsQ

Look up Freeway Ricky Ross and Gary Webb.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:09 | 5607996 GeezerGeek
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Stopping Columbus would solve nothing. Why not go back to the beginning of troubles? Go back and kill the serpent before he convinces Eve to eat the forbidden fruit.

Not that I believe in time travel, of course, except the kind we all experience second by second as time goes by. And why do we think time is anchored to location, anyway? Someone at the Equator is traveling, relative to the Earth's axis, at approximately 1000 mph. That doesn't even take into account the Earth orbiting the sun, or the rotation of the galaxy, etc. Going back in time may leave one in empty space, unless I'm missing something from conventional science.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 06:35 | 5608370 wintermute
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Ah, that has always been the ridiculous thing about time travel, the Earth is never in the same part of space. It is always moving, and very fast. 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 09:17 | 5608540 Arnold
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Ah, yet at an IRS audit , time seems to stand still.

The trigger seems to be the question 'May I see your receipts?'.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:55 | 5606749 Stackers
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The American Indiana is an even better example. Some of them finally threw off the shackels of "government protection", opened casinos in their sovereign territory and now prosper

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 22:29 | 5607767 Flagit
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The American Indiana

They are a little backwoods, but I wouldn't go soo far as to call Hoosiers savages...

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:57 | 5606759 Billy the Poet
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"Humans, and races, ethnicities, are not equal."

 

All individuals have the same natural rights. That's what was meant by the founders. No one intended to imply that everyone is 5' 11'', 165 lbs, brown hair, etc.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 23:54 | 5607967 MrPalladium
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"All individuals have the same natural rights. That's what was meant by the founders."

But that is not what they said.

In the declaration they said "We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal"

Which any man or woman with eyes can plainly see is false.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:22 | 5608021 GeezerGeek
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Clearly you've missed or ignored the context. It goes on to provide one when it talks about men being endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights.

If you're going to be so literal, why did you fail to mention that the phrase you quoted from the Declaration is only referring to men? A little knowledge and thoroughness, please.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 01:25 | 5608132 YuShun
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It meant that nobody had a divine right to be king.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 11:33 | 5608948 Arnold
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Richard Petty really was exceptional to be crowned King.

The Dynasty has kinda diminished today though.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 01:51 | 5608164 Pairadimes
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Read Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers for an excellent overview and examples which illustrate that we are "where we are from" in many ways.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:32 | 5608217 SF beatnik
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This sort of thing rarely happens in the South.

 

There, whites are in agreement: you gotta beat the shit out of of a few thugs to set a proper example.

 

Eventually, coastal and northern whites will figure it out. 

 

The old Jim Crow laws served a purpose.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 05:07 | 5608297 Keyser
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You are obviously a product of the US education system... You have my pity, and disdain... 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:20 | 5608205 SeattleBruce
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Really? I'd like to see you ever do anything remotely close to what Ben Carson has done since escaping the ghetto.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:29 | 5606625 Groundhog Day
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"I'm Lovin It"....what a heart attack?....Obesity?....Cancer?

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 23:25 | 5607900 aurum4040
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I am loving the 'monkeys'  revealing that monkeys are usually much more intelligent then themselves. They are absolutely as disgusting as the Federal Reserve and 'chosen' ones who believe that Ukraine is their true home rather than Gaza.  

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 22:04 | 5607691 nailgunnin4you
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Black black black black black black black on black violence, tough cunce.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:54 | 5606428 Motorhead
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They got the idea from Marcus Garveyshevitz.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 20:46 | 5607435 Things that go bump
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A similar incident occurred at the food court at Mall of America on Dec. 27, 2011. It was awe inspiring. There's always a problem when teenagers are out of school for more than a day or 2. Now they don't let teenages hang out at MOA unless they are accompanied by a responsible adult 

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/industries/retail/story/2011-12-27/...

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:47 | 5606387 ParkAveFlasher
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These guys still wouldn't stand a chance in a Chinese grammar school riot.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:47 | 5606392 TeamDepends
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Soylent Green can't be far off. McRib this summer might be....

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:54 | 5606423 Dr. Richard Head
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It is time....to ban chairs.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:00 | 5606464 McMolotov
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If chairs are outlawed only outlaws will have chairs.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:28 | 5606615 TeamDepends
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Sitting (not on the ground) is a basic human right. Communist Constitution (new) Article 1: Congress shall make no law denying the right to sit, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of an ass to rest.....

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:30 | 5606629 A Fist Full of Fiat
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Priceless!

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:53 | 5606742 insanelysane
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Is McDonald's corp libel if someone is killed or maimed by the chairs in the restaurant?  They are providing weapons for thugs.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:34 | 5608219 Ward no. 6
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actually a good chair fight is very much a form of defense and a way to fight in kung fu old style...

well  it was benches that they used... close enough to a chair

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:00 | 5606466 TeamDepends
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Yep, drive-thru only. You need to use the "restroom"? Shoulda thought of that before you consumed the Happy Gallon Diet Coca.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:28 | 5606619 BeansMcGreens
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Why you think the Happy Gallon Diet Coca comes in a big gallon cup? Mobile outhouse my friend. NOW thats american ingenuity.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 20:42 | 5607424 tenpanhandle
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Why does Kentucky Fried Chicken come in a bucket...so you have something to puke in when yer done.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:10 | 5606811 Meat Hammer
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If I saw them doing that to a productive member of society, I would hope to hear a concealed carrier opening fire and then seeing monkey bodies hitting the floor, but since it's nig-on-nig action I'll just pop some popcorn and watch that video a few more times.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:35 | 5608052 Greenskeeper_Carl
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yep, as i stated above, thats one of the many reasons i keep enough food in my house to feed my family for a while without going out. When EBT cards didnt work for just a day or two, it was chaos. I will be ejoying the festivities on TV or online with a beer in my hand, but I do feel bad for those productive members of society who just happen to need groceries when shaniqua goes apeshit cuz "somebody gotta be responsible fo dis, who gonna feed my kids", and i REALLY feel sorry for the people who work in these establishments

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:38 | 5608221 SF beatnik
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Local McDonald's I often go to is staffed mostly by blacks.  They work long hours, they are very polite, and they run a tight ship.

 

I truly wish some of the banker money were channeled their way.

 

But then you have the ten percenters. Their outright elimination would be a great blessing for this nation.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:12 | 5606826 markpower49
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McD has a 365Black ad campaign and a black CEO. No decent white man would ever eat there.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 20:11 | 5607312 Freddie
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No decent white man would watch the NFL, NBA and NCCA but the retards do.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:26 | 5608216 Ward no. 6
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yes very correct !!!!!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:26 | 5608211 Ward no. 6
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i know many many fat white ppl who eat there

very obese...

disgusting

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 05:13 | 5608303 Keyser
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I never eat at McDonald's because what they call "food" is poison, not because of the color of the CEO's skin...  You must be in the running for racist fucktard of the year award...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:19 | 5608014 ZH Snob
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will you have fries with that club?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:25 | 5608210 Ward no. 6
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with you as the leader...

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:43 | 5606375 Uncle Sugar
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Concealed carry...always.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:00 | 5606469 hedgeless_horseman
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+2 (spare magazines)

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:29 | 5606622 Headbanger
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Why only two?

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:15 | 5606837 Meat Hammer
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HH is a better shot than you.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:50 | 5608078 SokPOTUS
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Nice.  Meat brings the Hammer down.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 06:04 | 5608337 winchester
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with monkeys  generally only the earing of the 1st bang is enough to make the whole forest to run....

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:48 | 5606394 McMolotov
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Stupid fucks shitting in the human gene pool.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:10 | 5606521 Angus McHugepenis
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If they're gonna destroy their food source locations I can't wait to see them start pissing in their own drinking water as a form of "protest".

And as I said a couple days ago on another thread, "get North Korea on the phone quick, there's MOAR monkeys on the loose"!

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:21 | 5606586 Skateboarder
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- Can't cook, can't work.
- Destroyed the kitchen out of anger.
- Pissed off and ready to thug out.
- Hungry.

Sounds like a recipe for looting and pillaging.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:31 | 5606632 JAFAH
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From earlier this year. McD's seem seems to bring out the beast in some folks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=456_1396780871

 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 19:46 | 5607235 SuperRay
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They'll be lovin' it in New York, now that the NYPD is taking a vacation

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 11:57 | 5609020 Arnold
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I consider it an amnesty.

Happy Holidays, perps.

See you soon.

 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:24 | 5606602 Overfed
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They're certainly not reinforcing any negative sterotypes, are they? /s

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:35 | 5606642 knukles
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That's Racist

maniacal laughter

 

Welcome to Progressive Heaven

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:34 | 5606651 McMolotov
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"What do you mean, 'you people?'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1iV24hL8Rk

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 06:10 | 5608344 Nestor Makhno
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Theyre american, selfishness, greed and violence is inherent in their national identity.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:39 | 5606343 oddjob
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Yup, the sign says   Do Not Feed

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:45 | 5606380 Antifaschistische
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Maybe Obama & Crew should rethink having camera's everywhere to catch all the terrible cops in action.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:52 | 5606976 SickDollar
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Planet of the Apes IV Bitchez

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 19:10 | 5607055 Handful of Dust
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Years of the liberal 'progressive' LBJ society ignoring thug behavior simply reinforces this.

Add that to the hate talk and encouragement by Barry, Chewbakka, Eric the 'Fast & Furious,' and Al and you get a volatile mix of wilding thugs who feel 'justified' in their mayhem.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 00:35 | 5608050 Never One Roach
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"It's only FAIR !"

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:42 | 5606371 anomalous
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But in India this week a monkey saved his electrocuted buddy at a train station while amazed people looked on. So don't be lured into broad brushing. Not all subspecies are equal.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:45 | 5606383 Max Steel
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Dude that happened almost a month back

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:57 | 5606448 replaceme
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India has monkey re-enactments.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:57 | 5606769 cnmcdee
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Its intermission between rape and pillage sets.. Give it a bit..

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:04 | 5606489 Stoploss
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Fucking monkeys indeed.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:24 | 5606595 Stackers
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L.o.P. ......... please stop insulting monkeys.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 22:37 | 5607790 Flagit
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Grape "soda" Ape

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:34 | 5606641 MolotovCockhead
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WOW !! Working on minimum wages and be treated like that?

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:38 | 5606669 Ward cleaver
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Future Community leaders, reverends, aspiring
rappers and honor students.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:44 | 5606696 Stackers
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You left out professional athletes

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:49 | 5606728 Ward cleaver
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You're right. Also forgot professional "demonstrators ". BTW
was this a result of ferguson? All cops turning backs on
Ronald McDonald

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:55 | 5606757 cnmcdee
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Chairs you can believe in my brotha....

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:32 | 5606893 IReallyDontCare
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Is this the new Planet of the Apes ?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:21 | 5608206 Ward no. 6
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r u the main ape character?:

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 18:54 | 5606985 sandlapper
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This has to be in Atlanta.  Where is Sherman when you need him?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 01:53 | 5608166 hotdog99
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Y da bee riotin, man, some un take dah bananas away?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:18 | 5608202 Ward no. 6
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according to darwin aren't we all descended from apes ???

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 02:26 | 5608212 Warriorchief
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How do they tell the good guys from the bad guys?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 09:34 | 5608563 oudinot
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Those ,'fucking monkeys', are your ancestors you dolt!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 10:24 | 5608718 takeaction
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Oh...they are black...nothing new...move on, next thread.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:35 | 5606304 thedrickster
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Ladies & Gentlemen......Chicago's flagship "Rock & Roll McDonalds", deep in the heart of Touristville USA.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:23 | 5606588 Dave Thomas
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LOL Woulda been even funnier if they played the video to Westley Willis's Rock 'N Roll McDonalds.

"McDonalds will make you fat, they serve Big Macs, Quarter Pounders, they will put pounds on you." - LOL Such prophetic advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWWsWP9bPAg

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:36 | 5606306 BC6
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Ummm... WOW!!! We chair pommeled some folks.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:37 | 5606323 JLee2027
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If obama had a son...

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:38 | 5606337 Antifaschistische
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Free Shit Army's a little bit upset over the downsize me fries in the kids meal.

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=kids+meal+mcdonalds+fries+size&FORM=...

 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:46 | 5606384 Pairadimes
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They were just performing an exorcism. Trying to dispel the spirit of white privilege that haunts every McDonalds, because it was founded by a white guy, you know.

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 17:26 | 5606609 Sudden Debt
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I SAW IT ALL!! THE WHITE GUY DID IT!!!

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:36 | 5606307 NoVa
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where is the location of this feedom of speech?  Near St Louis by chance?

 

NoVa

 

Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:41 | 5606350 thedrickster
Tue, 12/30/2014 - 16:35 | 5606308 FieldingMellish
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Krugman applauds their CAN DO attitude to helping stimulate the recovery. Broken windows, broken chairs, broken backs... its all good.

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