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Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:04 | 5610005 OldPhart
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A nation in shambles...pretty much describes it.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:07 | 5610021 jcpicks
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You ain't seen nothing yet....

Wait until 2015!!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:17 | 5610061 Soul Glow
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Until people know the difference between U-3 and U-6 ain't the only thing that will scare people straight is a stock market collapse.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:21 | 5610078 SuperRay
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Wait! Wasn't he the most admired man in America?  and Hillary the most admired woman?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:24 | 5610086 codecode
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Cute, red and blue golf bags...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:25 | 5610097 max2205
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Gaawd!   Who knew Kissing Dr turned into Jana the Hut?

 

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608048471945972584&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:28 | 5610103 SuperRay
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You know there's no god when that Nazi and Cheney are still breathing...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:38 | 5610131 Kitler
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Unless god is a Nazi bent on destroying and enslaving the free nations of the world like he demands in the Old Testament

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:40 | 5610150 44magnum
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My bet is the choosen would not be where they are if he were.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:54 | 5610215 nuubee
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So then the god of Jews is also their oppressor, which actually makes perfect sense.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:07 | 5610275 Kitler
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If they don't love and worship him exclusively enough he usually sends someone to kill them

It's all in the good book

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:19 | 5610320 TheGreatRecovery
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PRUNES   I have recently discovered that God's Chosen Fruit is prunes.  Everything needs prunes: yogurt, cereal, peanut butter sandwiches, milk shakes.  Prunes even add a bit of sweetness to a good hot bowl of chili. 

"Ye are the prunes of the Earth, and without ye shall not the Earth be pruned". 

In 2015, I hope to help make the planet safe for prunes.      :-)

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:35 | 5610392 Handful of Dust
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Yes we can !

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:54 | 5610625 Manthong
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..forgot Libya, Syria, Somalia, Yemen, Donbass, the U.S. middle class and more

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 11:11 | 5618231 TheGreatRecovery
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I should have said that PRUNES are God's Chosen Fruit, on God's Chosen Planet, in God's Chosen Solar System, in God's Chosen Galaxy.  All the other 100 billion galaxies, and all the 10,000-billion-billion solar systems within him, were only God's practice for creating God's supreme Chosen Creation, PRUNES.    :-)

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:34 | 5611770 dreadnaught
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which is why we need the Anglo ZionCONs removed PRONTO!!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 06:27 | 5611806 tumblemore
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If you take the theological view literally I'd say it was pretty obvious they were scammed by the other dude.

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 10:38 | 5614464 detached.amusement
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If you recall the bible, Yaweh is the original liar.   Lied when he told Adam and Even they would immediately die if they ate the apple...."and they will become as we are".....wait there yaweh, who's WE???

 

Yeah, the gods on olympus were pissed at Prometheus too.

 

 

Jesus Christ appears to be the fabrication of a control mechanism from a dying roman empire.  (Not the man - the myth, the religion.)

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:01 | 5610483 Shaznardickleze...
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He looks like the penguin in that suit. What a fat fuck.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:05 | 5610653 Manthong
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Um, actually here is the penguin in the flesh; just missing the monocle and long cigarette holder.

http://i.imgur.com/7GhBMj5.jpg

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 22:32 | 5611180 Mute Button
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"I'm gonna pump--clap!!-you up!"

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:16 | 5613175 Monty Burns
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Drinking children's blood makes you look like that,

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:23 | 5610081 wee-weed up
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"My name is Political Correctness, King of Kings:

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:17 | 5610321 TheGreatRecovery
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"... and all was vanity."     :-)

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:30 | 5610371 perchprism
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Nothing beside remains. Around that colossal wreck of a country, boundary-less and bare, the lone and endless unemployment lines stretch far away...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:10 | 5610027 Headbanger
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Don't worry..

There's still plenty left for Hillary to destroy.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:14 | 5610055 TBT or not TBT
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If her goal was Kissingeresque, to get the people atop our oil to genocide themselves whilst selling their oil cheap, then bravo.  

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:25 | 5610185 Arnold
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Perhaps it was a WB 7, but, did you see that fat bowling ball Henry K in another article?

Drudge Headline.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:40 | 5610159 44magnum
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Or Jeb, Jizm Enema Bush

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:09 | 5610668 buyingsterling
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If Ms. Clinton wins, this country deserves whatever happens to it. It's a weak animal that is bent on alternately nursing its wounds and lashing out unpredictably.

Wake up, Russia. It looks like American citizens will be providing little help in reigning in the psychopathy. Two of the most prominent psychopaths on the planet are the two most admired people in the country. A detached observer would advocate defanging America, ASAP.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:17 | 5610841 mkkby
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What's the difference?  The prez is just a figurehead or marketing rep for the big corps that really run the show. 

3+ years reading the hedge and you're still that fucking clueless.  I guess there really is no hope for mankind.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:29 | 5612680 AmericanFUPAcabra
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Hillary will lose to Jeb. There will be lots of televised 'debates' on the matter. Ted Cruz will make a good show like he had a chance in hell, mabye secure himself a nice cabinet seat, much like Hillary did running against Obammy. She had a fine time running Libya into the ground. The sound of republicans cheering on Jeb Bush is already deafening. He will be welcomed like a savior because the masses are that short sited.

2015 The year of Men vs. Women. WE CAN'T LET WOMENS RIGHTS GO BACK 50 YEARS! THEY WANT TO OVERTURN ROE VS WADE. Everyones wives will shortly become their worst enemy. Why think logically when you can vote emotionally?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:11 | 5613159 Monty Burns
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Doesn't really matter who wins as the alternatives approved by the Rulers will be tweedledum and tweedledee.  No Unapproved Candidate will get beyond the primaries.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:21 | 5610053 JohnnyHenriksen
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Yea but, what's his handicap now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYaFMFU63U

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:42 | 5610165 Kitler
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Mostly mental

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:21 | 5610074 Bay Area Guy
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OldPhart.....which nation do you mean?  Afghanistan......or the US?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:42 | 5610164 MsCreant
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Yes.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:50 | 5610197 Arnold
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Wow Ms C you are way too plugged in to be sane.

Carry on.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:51 | 5610204 Parrotile
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Afghanistan: 13 years of "War", 13 years creating a hardened anti-West hatred amongst the population.

Successes? MASSIVE increase in availability of very good quality Heroin, so reduced street prices, and so potential for more "adopters", with the long term problems THAT lifestyle choice will bring (well, it's "better than Krokodil addiction" might be a reasonable reposte).

Listened to a short piece on RT a few days ago - interviewing one the Taliban "minor Commanders". His view? The Taliban will resume full control within a year, and will oust all Western influence and values. If their "also-rans" think this, I wonder what the real "Senior Command" are planning.

The Iraq / Afghanistan conflicts have cost every American family $75,000. The cost to those who return from these conflicts is far greater than financial alone.

http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-wars-in-afghanistan-iraq-to-cost-6-trillion/5350789

" Remember, when President George Bush’s National Economic Council Director, Lawrence Lindsey, had told the country’s largest newspaper “The Wall Street Journal” that the war would cost between $100 billion and $200 billion, he had found himself under intense fire from his colleagues in the administration who claimed that this was a gross overestimation. Consequently, Lawrence Lindsey was forced to resign. It is also imperative to recall that the Bush administration had claimed at the very outset that the Iraq war would finance itself out of Iraqi oil revenues, but Washington DC had instead ended up borrowing some $2 trillion to finance the two wars, the bulk of it from foreign lenders."

Wonder when the US will "have" to return, probably under the usual carefully arranged "UN Humanitarian Mandate"? Wonder how much THAT adventure will add to the debt burden faced by you all . . . . .

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:04 | 5610264 Kitler
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Whatever the costs we will gladly pay them to be safe and secure from the likes of Saddam Osama and the Jihadis we train every day who hate us for "our freedom"

Thanks to the valiant efforts of Cheney/Obama the "freedom problem" has now largely been solved

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:33 | 5610342 TheGreatRecovery
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When Dubya said, "THEY hate US for our freedoms", I thought he meant "THOSE U.S.A. CITIZENS hate US NEOCON MAFIOSAS for our ability to disregard the Constitution".

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:37 | 5610404 Handful of Dust
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With open arms the Sanwichstani farmers and villagers welcome us with sweet signs and slogans:

 

" Yankee go Home ! "

Sat, 01/03/2015 - 11:07 | 5618225 TheGreatRecovery
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That writing is POETRY, man!  I like it.  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)  :-)

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:04 | 5610267 Overfed
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What kind of neocon troll-turd would down arrow that?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:09 | 5610285 pods
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We are approaching yet another "most important selection in my lifetime" event. That gets them crawling out of the woodwork.

Just wait till 2016.

pods

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:25 | 5610536 Parrotile
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> What kind of a Neocon troll would down-arrow that?

Those whose "high quality of life" is dependent on continued MIC largesse I would imagine, along with those who still regard RT as a "Stalinist Mouthpiece" - e.g. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d96_1340926128

" Russia Today is a propaganda machine bought and paid for by the Kremlin. Their stories are twisted, contain half truths and blatant lies all in an effort to brainwash naive western society into being anti-American."

Notice that almost all "approved" commentators are American. Wonder what happened to all those whose comments were of the "incorrect" political flavour - i.e. - Comment of user ****** has been deleted by author (after account deletion)!

Can't upset the "Might is Right" apple cart, can we . . . . . . .

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:29 | 5611764 dreadnaught
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any turd who trusts our liberal media over RT needs to have her nuts removed.......right.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:53 | 5610218 Babaloo
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Good point Tyler - we should still be fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.  That would be the correct thing to do seeing as how effective it was...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:04 | 5610265 Abitdodgie
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Those wars were so last week , we are now air dropping weapons to ISIS (our Gov't likes to call it ISIL so it is not confused with the ugly bitch ISIS who they all worship) because the Iraq army is beating them.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 01:51 | 5611529 tplink
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my best friend's half-sister makes $77 every hour on the computer . She has been laid off for 5 months but last month her pay check was $14292 just working on the computer for a few hours. read... www.works3.com

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:22 | 5612844 TrueWho
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My best friend's third cousin's roommate's high school gym teacher's next door neighbor's dog makes $88 an hour for taking a huge dump on your face. Go away spam bot.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:05 | 5610006 nuubee
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I'm sure he can get out of the rough, but he'll never make par.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:39 | 5610157 pods
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Tougher to make par when you "put from the rough."

pods

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:40 | 5610415 Proofreder
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putt

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:06 | 5610660 Tapeworm
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Thanks for the laugh on the handle.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:05 | 5610007 NoVa
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the Destructor has indeed come to the USA.  

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:09 | 5610029 TBT or not TBT
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08 primary voters chose the form of the Destructor.  

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:14 | 5610054 McMolotov
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I would have preferred the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:04 | 5610064 TBT or not TBT
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Yeah, crossing the financial streams might have killed Stay Puft.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:06 | 5610010 wmbz
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No blame will ever be bestowed upon the assclown Obozo.

FUBAR

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:04 | 5610252 Heavy
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Actually, I think he's meant to take the blame, if I understand things correctly, then he gets to leave, no strings attached, plus security detail.

 

That's why I don't like Ramirez cartoons, he focuses on Obama, the focus should be on the bankers and CEOs that purchased him and his party in the first place.  And who will retain power over the "democratic" system long after he's gone.  The regency behind the crown dictates his/their actions via "speech-money".  That's why I'm fed up and am now promoting Sortition as a wide ranging solution.  :)  Good Luck!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:31 | 5610377 Arnold
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The Clinton's were playing with him the first time around, Fosterizing on demand.

Fagetabout other distractions, she's got world contacts now, and payback may be a bitch but it sure feels good.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:25 | 5610714 buyingsterling
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Obama's accountability will come down to how much time passes between his leaving office and the control of the country by an explicit dictatorship. If that happens soon, his betrayal will be fresh, and millions of people will insist that he be apprehended and tried for treason - that is what he has done, so that is what should happen. It should happen NOW, but the pimp's crew protects him. Once the dictator comes in, the Free Shit Army will by then be in no position to protect him, we'll be done playing games. So I'm going to go out on a limb and predict that Obama has overstepped significantly, and will likely die in one of his own torture prisons. That's how history goes sometimes, sometimes things end with a noose.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:27 | 5610723 John Wilmot
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There's no need for the ruling class to toss out the current system in favor of open dictatorship.

They're getting everything they want already.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:50 | 5611782 Al Tinfoil
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The PTB are so sure of their control and invincibility that they are not even bothering to conceal their blatant control of Congress - the amendment to the Cromnibus bill that made the American Treasury and the US taxpayers responsible for any losses from the $303 Trillion in drivatives bets held by the TBTF banks was openly promoted by Jamie Dimon, the amendments were written by Citibank, and the bill was passed in spite of the whistleblowing of Elizabeth Warren and other members of the House and Senate.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:02 | 5613126 Monty Burns
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Yes but I'd say that fewer than 1% of the population know anything about this wheeze,

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:05 | 5610011 alexmark2013
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“Shocking" Obama Sides With Terrorist Over FBI, Americans And UAE http://investmentwatchblog.com/shocking-obama-sides-with-terrorist-over-fbi-americans-and-uae/
Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:08 | 5610025 himaroid
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I would like to write at least one good thing about y'alls president before the year is over.

"      ."

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:23 | 5610079 Tursas
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That was a great comment!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:44 | 5610175 MsCreant
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If you can't say nuthin nice...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:51 | 5610207 Kitler
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say it often

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:53 | 5610213 Arnold
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The spouse seems to dress him appropriately.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:13 | 5610048 noben
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If it's about wrecking the economies and cultures of Russia's or China's friends or suppliers in the ME and Central Asia, then it is indeed Mission Accomplished.

All these places either have oil, gold, both, or could be used as an oil/gas pipelines (like Afghanistan).  And all these places are foes of the Almighty Petrodollar, upon which the entire Globalist Empire is built.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:56 | 5613109 Monty Burns
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Or no Rothschild-controlled Central Bank.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:15 | 5610058 Jethro
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Illustration is inaccurate.  Conspicuous lack of camel toe.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:18 | 5610066 Yen Cross
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  I realize this haberdashery goes back decades, and it takes decades to see results. The "Black Swan" might be the middle class completely shutting down.

  History has shown socialistic societies aren't productive. ( No Motivation)

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:21 | 5610071 Eahudimac
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I'll be suprised if they manage to kick the can all the way through 2015. I don't know how it's gone on for this long! I thought 2014 would be the year of the crash.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:00 | 5610225 are we there yet
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For the last 6 years I have been surprised with the skill and creativity of the extend, postpone, pretend, and distract skill of the hidden elete, or tribe, or puppet masters as we call them.  At this point I accept that no one wise, good, or honest is in control. Just different kinds of criminals who have hollowed out the middle class and the constitution until our wealth is painted baloons, and political slogans. America is still filled with honorable, honest people that believe in America's founding ideals, but none of them are in the DC quadrant

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:50 | 5613088 Monty Burns
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I thought 2013. Silly me....

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:24 | 5610090 God Bless The V...
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Farkin' Progressive aholes!

Don't forget the scuzballs over at the Fed and Treasury, they just cant wait to destroy the standard of living for the few remaining middle class working men and women!

Gotta get everyone on the Big Guberment Progressive Teat so as to really lower the boom on the Stupid,(as in Gruber) sheeple who keep voting this progressive garbage in!

No Jeb Bush!

No Mitt Romney and God forbid Mike Huckabee!

Its Ted Cruz and Mike Lee for ME!

Death to tyranny is obedience to God.

May the good Lord bless and watch over this fragile little experiment in freedom / man's self rule we call the REPUBLIC of The United States of America.

God save the Republic and God bless our Brave men and women serving in uniform,both here and abroad!

Thank You!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:31 | 5610120 pods
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Are you like a crazy person or something?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:48 | 5610189 Kitler
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It's not his fault

He's been watching TV again

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:01 | 5610128 44magnum
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Boy are you clueless. Progressive or Conservative they piss on you and you think its raining.

Pity the dummies in uniform here and abroad. Which God is blessing them yours or theirs? Fighting for freedom there so they can take it away here?

You should get a job in PORN you will swallow anything.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:38 | 5611772 Al Tinfoil
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And here I thought it was Global Warming that made the rain warm.  And the air pollution made it yellow.  

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:37 | 5610142 Bemused Observer
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Ted Cruz and Mike Lee? Seriously?

*facepalm*

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:43 | 5610172 pods
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Hey once the Red Team has control over everything then Happy Days will be here again.

First thing they do is go after all those damn godless hippy pot smokers who dare to pollute their temples.

After that I think they will give it to the queers good and hard.  No doubt biting their lips while they do it.

pods

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:05 | 5610809 thebigunit
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First thing they do is go after all those damn godless hippy pot smokers who dare to pollute their temples.

Pot makes you lazy, crave welfare, and grow man-boobs.  Plus, it stinks to high heaven and creates air pollution.

The government should require the same Envronmental Impact Reports for pot smokers as it does for coal fired power plants and oil refineries.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:05 | 5610973 Realname
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You forgot the sarc tag.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:26 | 5611761 dreadnaught
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i gather from your blather that you must be a pot -head, then!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:01 | 5610245 Bangalore Torpedo
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One day you'll come to the realization that it really doesn't matter. Obambam, Bush (all 3 of them), Hillaroid, Cruz, Lee....makes no difference. When your .gov is 18 Trillion in debt, with 200+ trillion in unfunded liabilities, this trainwreck has only one place to go.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:06 | 5610273 Heavy
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It's all run by moneyed interests now anyhow, democratic government is a red herring.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:09 | 5610280 Bangalore Torpedo
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Indeed, this is our little experiment in 21st Century Fascism. I predict the only happy ending will be had in a Bangkok Brothel.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:36 | 5610739 John Wilmot
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Not true.

The economic problem is easily fixable.

Get the right people in office, and we'd be good to go in a couple years.

The trouble, of course, is getting those people in office - that's almost hopeless.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:09 | 5610820 thebigunit
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....makes no difference

If none of this makes any difference, then you're telling us this doesn't make any difference.

Why did you even bother to post it?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:24 | 5611758 dreadnaught
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we can only vote for the FEDERAL RESERVE PARTY-no matter which D or R you vote for

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 06:56 | 5611818 MickV
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Ted Cruz is not an eligible natural born Citizen, since he was born in Canada to a Cuban citizen father. Obama was also ineligible because he was born BRITISH , of a British subject father. You think that's an accident?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:29 | 5610110 Counterpunch
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Arab Cartoons Distort President Obama's Relationship with Israel and American Jews

You know, they keep using that word - "distort" - I do not think it means what they think it means.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:57 | 5610233 Arnold
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Is 'distort' in Aribic a bath house term?

(Damn that rosetta stone, it doesn't include vernacular)

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:57 | 5610235 besnook
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i am surprised the israelis are upset. they would never allow a shvatza lead them.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:31 | 5610116 Bottomofthethird
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Imagine how much better off you all would have been if you had invested in the S&P when BHO got elected buying Golden Eagles and buying into wacky end-days propheses?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:39 | 5610143 pods
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My first bow was a Golden Eagle.  Pro Turbo.  Man that thing would shoot a group. I could put a half dozen arrows in a 4 inch circle from 25 yards.  Kept having to move back to avoid destroying arrows faster than I could refletch them.  One of the limbs frayed the week before bow season and I had to replace it with cams, never would shoot again like it did with wheels.

Yeah, sort of off topic, but fuck, who cares anymore you know?  

pods

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:44 | 5610605 Parrotile
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Compound bows are so very accurate because the amount of muscle effort is less (so muscle tremor is reduced), yet their "hitting power" is so very substantial.

Ever tried a "Traditional" Yew longbow, with replica (wooden shaft, goose-feather fletched) arrows? the difference (effort, range, accuracy) instils a VERY substantial respect for the skills of the Longbowmen of yore. Imagine how much more of a bloodbath Agincourt / Crecy would have been should the Longbowmen have been using modern compound bows, and modern lightweight polymer fletched, spin-stabilised arrows?

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:42 | 5610152 himaroid
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Financially maybe. But we would not secretly hate ourselves for being a weasel.

P.S. I have been killing them trading around a core tbond position.

The interest is state tax free as a bonus.

Cut and hack, slash and burn, starve the fucking beast. 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:52 | 5610206 Bottomofthethird
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Why would you hate yourself for being right?  That's just silly.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:07 | 5610274 Bangalore Torpedo
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End of days? I think not. More like "end of currency" prophecies. I recommend 30 year treasuries for you, and be sure to hold them to maturity...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:52 | 5610456 IndianaJohn
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Bottomofthethird,  6 years ago it took 14.7 0z. gold to buy the DOW. Today; 15.1 oz. gold to buy the DOW.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:37 | 5610135 Burticus
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Domestic Economy should be labeled among the twisted smoking wreckage surrounding the Kenyan Usurper.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:49 | 5610196 HamRove
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Automatically calling out N. Korea for the Sony hack was JUST FUCKING STUPID...The guy has to call in Kissinger to talk to Russia.....he's....he's just such a loser.

 http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2014-12-31/inside-obamas-secret-ou...

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:53 | 5610214 besnook
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kissinger is under contract to russia.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:18 | 5610842 thebigunit
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I'm sure Kissinger is under contract to a lot of people.  Russia may or may not be one of them. Can you show us the 8 X 10 color glossy photos and the blue dress with the semen stains?

He SHOULD be under contract to Weight Watchers.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:53 | 5610212 besnook
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great job! obambam(and shrub). the entire mid east to south asia is palestine now. you follow orders very well. now on to eastern europe and central asia.

i am so glad my .gov indulges my craving for a murderous rampage by providing millions of vicarious experiences.  it is just so wonderful to kill christians and muslims. i can't wait for them to start killing jews.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:53 | 5610217 Bangalore Torpedo
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At this point, what difference does it make?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:00 | 5610240 risk-reward
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Dukakis on the helment.......why?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:00 | 5610481 Arnold
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Chicken Hawk

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:14 | 5610314 orangegeek
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fuck you barry

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:19 | 5610328 Joe A
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The Iraq war had an 80% approval rating with the American public.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:26 | 5610346 Kitler
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It would have been 100% but they hired the wrong polling outfit

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:22 | 5611754 dreadnaught
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actually they tried to convince us that America was 121.6% in favor of the war, until the dunce doing the numbers saw his mistake-then it became 99.9% in favor   rofl

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:41 | 5610423 Dre4dwolf
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If its a CNN poll, i'm sure all 12 Americans who participated in the poll represent the entire American public and had absolutely no bias at all... and i'm sure 110% of them voted.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 02:42 | 5611609 Joe A
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Denial is not a river in Baghdad.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:20 | 5611753 dreadnaught
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those who live in denial shouldnt accuse others of it, ya stooge

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:26 | 5612227 Joe A
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You are delusional and a revisionist. You all wanted this war. But once it turned sour and bad you all once of a sudden were against it. Took a couple of hundred thousand dead Iraqies and 4000 dead and thousands more invalide Americans to change your mind though.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:19 | 5611751 dreadnaught
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yeah according to the corrupt LiberalMedia-lol- it more likely had a 20% support-and then again until it didnt; The American public got tired of watching our soldiers used as death bait, and Trillions of our tax dollars going down the drain

 

have a wonderful day, lol

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:22 | 5612221 Joe A
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Little sympathy for the thousands of Iraqi citizens that got blown to pieces because of this war I see. You are delusional. I have American friends that at the time and still now were against the war but they couldn't speak out against it, even to family and friends. You know, "if you are not with us you are against us". America wanted blood for 9/11 even though Hussein had nothing to do with that.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:24 | 5610336 Fix It Again Timmy
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The USA is a goddamn wreck, put regular people in charge, carpet-bomb K-Street, put most of Wall St. in jail and throw away the key [they had their chances for redemption, but laughed and continued to loot and plunder], throw out most of our bloated government and SLASH taxes, over-haul our educational system and throw out inept teachers [they're guilty of a pernicious crime], abolish patriotism and stop treating paid killers [our military] as heroes....then the USA MIGHT have a chance of surviving and even start to THRIVE....

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:40 | 5610405 Dre4dwolf
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Its like there is a hammer stuck in the gears of a clock tower, and govt instead of listening to the clocktower owners, listens to the owner of the hammer, whom tells the govt that he will give the people passing the laws a certain cut upfront of the sales if the govt forces the clocktower owners to buy more hammers... which will o/c be stocked right next to more gears. . .  until all the gears are clogged, the clock doesn't work and the clock shuts down due to irreparable damage.

Thats where the economy is at right now.

Record profits for the people destroying everything.

And

Everyone else who actully tries to make improvements in this environment is being preyed upon, and god forbid you say anything about it, because the hammer salesmen just happens to be black/gay/lesbian/transexual/midget/illegal and to say anything bad about X Y Z special group will get you slandered and audited by the IRS.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:00 | 5610472 Proofreder
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A gay black lesbian transexual midget bankster ...

Now I need mental floss to dislodge that image !

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:05 | 5610489 Arnold
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Metal Floss? Put the nail gun down dearie and seek professional help.

(Non union Plumber or Electrician.)

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:41 | 5610603 forwardho
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"Moving to Montana soon...

Gonna be a mental floss tycoon."

Know Zappa... know the truth.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:25 | 5610554 kchrisc
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For those that know what CIA-Obama's true "mission" is, the cartoon is only partially correct.

The other part of his "mission" is domestic.

Watch for the coming homosexual scandal.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:07 | 5610813 apocalypticbrother
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Never mind homosexual. His wife is a dude - Michael O'Bama

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:59 | 5612099 Wild E Coyote
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really?   wow?

America is exceptional indeed

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:25 | 5610869 thebigunit
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Watch for the coming homosexual scandal.

This is the twenty-first century.  They're no longer called "scandals"; they're special interest focused social outreach.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:51 | 5610620 Shirley Swanepoel
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Oh God, I fucking hate him. He's no human. Lizard. Everyday I pray, I pray, just take him away.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:18 | 5610692 Tapeworm
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OMG, are you really the Mudflap Girl? I lust for you.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 07:10 | 5611830 MickV
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Many here have opined that Obama is "stupid" or a "failure". Nothing is farther from the truth, and that utterrance displays  a lack of understanding of what is happenning in plain sight. Obama is doing a bang up job deploying Cloward Piven at the behest of the New World Order Marxist Feudalists. His job is to oversee the destruction of the US by overloading the system, which is why every fabric of the US  has been under attack--- from religion to marriage to borders to guns to sovereignty itself, the US has been under attack, and very successfully.

His very presence in the Oval Office, as an ineligible "executor of the laws" means that the law itself no longer exists. That is the precise reason that he was installed (he was born British, of a British subject father, so he is not an eligible natural born Citizen). I would call that successfull from the NWO viewpoint, especially when he "won" be election fraud, and was never publically and legally sworn in ---TWICE!!

He is serving his NWO Feudalist masters very well by realigning the Middle East and helping to establish the caliphate-- right from the Oval Office.

So yeah, his mission has been accomplished.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:41 | 5613063 Monty Burns
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Thu, 01/01/2015 - 07:57 | 5611869 surfer433
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What will the first crisis of 2015 be?

 

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:25 | 5612050 all-priced-in
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Not sure about the crisis -

 

But the solution to the crisis will be to print more money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:06 | 5612636 Otto Zitte
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We ran out of alcohol!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:44 | 5612927 medium giraffe
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+2 over par.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:39 | 5613058 Monty Burns
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LoL!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 23:09 | 5613783 MeelionDollerBogus
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Mishun O-ccomplished!!

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