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"New Normal" America, In One Picture
A Florida man calls 9-1-1...
Welcome to the new normal - when not being able to 'game' is an emergency!!
h/t @_FloridaMan
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He should call about the FED...
If I was the 911 operator I wouldn't pause with my answer: "Yes. Police are being dispatched to your location right now."
http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY
Did you just plagerize No Debt's response below?
Pathetic trolls are pathetic.
Its a vegan youtube video, to boot. Fekkin vagitarians.
This seems relevant and on-topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
Spam! Spam! Spam!
Beat me to it. Monty Python always applies.
My ancestors didn't work that hard to get to the top of the food chain, so I could eat fucking rabbit food. If I shoot it, I'm gonna eat it.
All the vegans I ever dated loved to be "eaten."
Is that hypocrisy?
The banksters need to repay us.
"I don't eat meat, except fish."
That is his MO. He copies a post and then sticks a youtube video onto it.
A weird compulsion. I hope he feels better for it.
Unless he gets paid for the ads. And its not a he but a weird new spam bot.
Tyler- please throw out this shithead!
Idiot! This is what 911 is for. Real life situations.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/80908020/
911 exists to dispatch overpaid, badge wearing janitors, wielding guns and fire hoses, to mop up grease stains.
...and buy votes by creating more jobs to evade reality.
i gotta say that was pretty funny
i warned u 2 days ago Jeffy the Troll, now I'm going to grill a steak. Down the line another cow will die AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT!!!BAD TROLL JEFFY, BAD TROLL!
They did come:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz8yLIOb2pU
Oh, for fuck sake...
Did you know that Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian. He did not think that an animal should have to die so he could eat. Why are you a vegetarin?
Yes he was a vegetarian, some people were or are vegetarian including Adolf. Why are you asking?
Geez I'm sick of hearing this one about Hitler being vegetarian. He was not. He loved liver dumplings. <gag>
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism
Might as well call 911 for a pizza delivery too.
This is obviously a North Korean (Russian, Iranian) test for jamming our emergency response systems. Send in the drones.
There's an app for that. No phone operators needed.
Caller: Hello, do you know about the whole fractional reserve debt based monetary thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0GDcA-gqY4
DIAF copy-cat spammer.
Anyone get the impression that Tyler(s) do not exist anymore? He/she used to come on every now and then. No more.
Tyler made a post last week. He/she is still lurking.
oh yeah???? send me the link please.
There used to be some hope. Sometime ago. I think. If I remember right. Probably not, tho.
"He should call about the FED..."
My guillotine handles that hotline.
The banksters need to repay us.
Guillotine the Fed!
my best friend's half-sister makes $77 every hour on the computer . She has been laid off for 5 months but last month her pay check was $14292 just working on the computer for a few hours. read... www.works3.com
PUH ~ LEEZ or...?
- Bear Claws
- Glazed
- Buttermilk Old Fashioned
Buttermilk? How odd...
I usually put whiskey in my old fashioned
alright... Party... BONUS!
Thanks American public shcools!
You speld scoolz rong
This would almost be funny if neverfuckingmind
If I was the 911 operator I wouldn't pause with my answer: "Yes. Police are being dispatched to your location right now."
Send in the SWAT team!!
Must have been playing gta v unbelievable
"How much cash do you have in the house?"
Great comment!
"Sir, before I dispatch the paramedics I need to know how much cash you have in the house? That allows us to know how many gun and badge thugs to also dispatch."
The banksters need to repay us.
What does a cop call a dollar bill? Probable cause to look for more.
How's that "Grand Nationa"l build working out? I love that Buick small/block. 3.6 liter small block 6/ It's hard to find impellers for that turbocharger.
That's a nice rebuild, and works well. I like touring cars, with exceptional track capabilities.
Long born and bred dopes 2015
Tazers enroute to caller's location. Police brutality for the first win of the year!
What do you expect when POTUS calls Sony "hacking" a national security issue?
Yet he had no comment when his own site gets hacked:
http://www.wsj.com/articles/hacker-breached-healthcare-gov-insurance-sit...
Insurance site getting hacked is not good for business. Best keep quiet about that. FORE!
"What do you expect when POTUS calls Sony "hacking" a national security issue?"
Didn't his teleprompter actually say that?
The banksters need to repay us.
Your Roman strategy is sound. Repitition is effective as Cato proved. The banksters need to repay us! and then the banksters must be destroyed as was Carthage. Carthago delenda est.
I don't get why this is a new normal.
People have always been idiots.
Tyler is trying to show you that the investment has grown at the n end of 2014
now we have double idiots
ROR!
Caller: Hello
911 Operator: 911 Police Brutality Unit or Fire the joint Bitch dept
Caller : Do you know what the Masters are planning for the sheeple in 2015 because I am trying to hedge accordingly???
911 Operator: Buy Gold Bitch!!
HAPPY FUCKEN NEW YEAR BITCHEZ,
this guy's just scared of North Korea...
Why is Florida usually the culprit for weird shit like this?
Carnies?
911 Operator: "What is the nature of your emergency?"
Caller: "Can you sent over the police to do to my neighbor what they did to Kelly Thomas in California?"
911 Operator: "The thugs are being dispatched. Please stay on the line until they have finished beating your neighbor into a coma."
Caller: "Yes, I will. Thank you."
911 Operator: "While you are waiting, would you like to donate to the FOP?"
The banksters need to repay us.
And then they must be destroyed!
Yet this kid will grow up to remotely control a drone flying somewhere in Afghanistan, Iraq, Ukraine and why not, even in America.
That's how sad the nation of Messrs Washington and Jefferson has become.
The caller put in more effort into one phone call then your average SEC employee will put into their entire career. Tough to hate on him...
The new "house minority" leader is a pilgrim.
Mitch Mc Connell has an opportunity to look beyond ambition and start courting new constituentes? In the United States Senate.
If you don't, the people will take the senate back!
On a serious note, this got me to thinking about how one talks to the government at any level. This is likely the only case where people will actually answer the phone. And they'll come arrest you if they don't like the question you have for them.
Maybe a generalized government help line is in order, something like 6-6-6 or 0-0-0 for inquiries other than an emergency. I mean, who has the number for anything other than 9-1-1? And who can find a number on their smart phones given all the useless but sponsored results at the top of the page for every topic?
I can see it now. Looking for "Government help line"
Find Postal Jobs in your area.
Train now to take the test for postal jobs in your area.
Join the National Guard today and see the world, or certain ugly parts of it, tomorrow.
Finds lots of government help at allthingsbogus.com
Searching for the best deals on government help line?
Fuck, just call 9-1-1 and see if they have a suggestion.
And a Happy New Year to everyone. May you all end up richer, healthier, and freer.
OT: "Thanks for the memories"
Bob Hope and Shirley Ross, "The Big Broadcast of 1938"
Thanks for the memoryOf rainy afternoons, swingy Harlem tunes
Motor trips and burning lips and burning toast and prunes
How lovely it was
Thanks for the memory
Of candlelight and wine, castles on the Rhine
The Parthenon, and moments on the Hudson River line
How lovely it was
Many's the time that we feasted
And many's the time that we fasted
Oh well, it was swell while it lasted
We did have fun, and no harm done
So thanks for the memory
Of crap games on the floor, nights in Singapore
You might have been a headache, but you never were a bore
I thank you so much
Thanks for the memory
Of China's funny walls, transatlantic calls
That weekend at Niagara when we hardly saw the falls
How lovely that was
Thanks for the memory
Of lunch from twelve to four, sunburn at the shore
That pair of gay pajamas that you bought and never wore
Say, by the way, what did happen to those pajamas?
Letters with sweet little secrets
That couldn't be put in a day wire
Too bad it all had to go haywire
That's life, I guess, I love your dress
Do you? Thanks for the memory
Of faults that you forgave, rainbows on a wave
And stockings in the basin when a fellow needs a shave
I thank you so much
Thanks for the memory
Of Gardens at Versailles, and beef and kidney pie
The night you worked and then came home with lipstick on your tie
How lovely that was
Thanks for the memory
Of lingerie with lace, and Pilsner by the case
And how I jumped the day you trumped my one and only ace
How lovely that was
We said goodbye with a highball
And I got as high as a steeple
But we were intelligent people
No tears, no fuss, hooray for us
Strictly entre nous, darling, how are you?
And how are all those little dreams that never did come true?
Awfully glad I met you, cheerio, tootle-oo
Thank you, thank you...
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"Surprise me." The radio and film star Bob Hope's last words, said this to his wife, Dolores, after she asked him where he wanted to be buried.
Kind of makes me look forward to our collapse.
Get a grip, Zero Hedge. This is obviously a child who watches too much TV and literally thought that the PSN outage was some kind of terrorist attack. Of all the things to harp on about the end of Anglo-Zionist civilization, I'm not sure a kid being a kid is really the catch-all symbol for our time.
relax grab a Drink you sound tense
probably a 35 year old "kid".
911: Operator. Please state the nature of your emergency.
Caller: It smells like lunchmeat when I pee.
911: That's an issue. Would you care for some coupons, redeemable next black friday? Imagine the savings!
Caller: I DO need a new playstation setup.
911: How's that bladder problem now?
Caller: All better! Thanks, Big Government!
I almost killed my wife today. While she was pulled over by a cop, I handed her a cell phone.
The banksters need to repay us.
And then be destroyed!
So your plan to off your wife didn't work. Bummer. Well, there are always more speed traps - better luck next time.
surprised he isn't pimping out his sister for 77$ hr part time..
It's Palm Beach County, FL - what do you expect?
Best drunk 911 call yet "I need a ride to the liquor store-a cop i met today said she would do it"
we stupidified some folks!!
In part of my thesis I addressed the endocrine disruption caused by styrene dimers and trimers. Styrene is used in food packaging whether it is plastic, paper, or the new plant based biodegradables. Styrene is cracked from petroleum for use in these products. Many studies since 1976 have shown that styrene leaches into the food we consume. The government has actually been collecting industry supplied data to formulate what they call polystyrene consumption factor (PScf.) In 1980 it was .08, 95' re-evaluated at .10, and 07' study pegged it at .14. There were two studies that really made me think twice about packaged foods. Male rats brains were significantly smaller when exposed in vitro. Rats are mammals- so are we. Decreased brain weights could be a reflection of styrene's inhibiting the T4 conversion to T3- thyroid hormonal action important in branching cells in the embryonic brain.The other study noted polystyrene petri dishes interacted with human leukocyte cells and observations were recorded of DNA single strand breaks. There are a total of 51 polystrene (most people call it styrofoam- which is incorrect- that is a Dow product not used in food applications but similiar) and styrene based additives used in and to package food. In an 05' study PRL was hyper secreted in rats exposed to styrene. PRL stimulates mammary gland growth.
Boys are getting dumber- look at the lack of males on a college campus and girls are getting breasts earlier and earlier. More research needs to be done but packaged foods could be the source of some of our ills. Reaearch shows I.Q. is falling- what if we really are what we eat? Food for thought.