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We Interrupt This Transmission To Bring You An Important Update From Hawaii
Please pardon this interruption as we bring you a very important update from Hawaii, courtesy of the Associated Press.
KAILUA, Hawaii (AP) - How President Barack Obama spent the 12th day of his family's holiday vacation in Hawaii on Wednesday:
- WORKING OUT: Obama started a sunny and breezy morning with a workout at a gym on a Marine Corps base near the oceanfront home he's renting.
- A faint rainbow appeared in the sky along the route to the base from Obama's rental home in the small town of Kailua outside Honolulu.
On deck tomorrow: WORKING OUT: Obama rides a bicycle under the rainbow, followed by the mandatory 10 minutes of waving to the peasants:
Sorry, not this one. This one.
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Our Dear Leader
Dumb and Dumberest
Maybe he should take a day off from golf,
to find his birth certificate.
"Monkey" gets off ass, steps down from porch, learns to ride bicycle.
Up next, riding a unicycle on a tightrope while juggling.
News at eleven.
must be nice.
I got up at 6am and went to work for my 12th day of Christmas vacation
How romantic... a fading Rainbow.
Aaaaarrraaaggghh!
For your golf buddies...
Question: How many college students are there at Harvard?
Answer: Oh, about one in a hundred.
It takes all his concentration to keep the bicycle up, despite being suspended. Dude is a fucking dork
House he is renting????? With whose fucking money someone just drown this rat
http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY
Hey vegetable head write your own post and eat some red meat perhaps a nice steak instead of your BF's cock your swallowing the wrong "protiens" there numbnuts ;) and stop eating all that soy product in the BPA containers all that estrogen is really fucking with your mind
The view from inside the Matrix is all puppy dogs and unicorns... For those that are awake, not so much...
everyone else is too kind (or too shy) to point out the obvious about totus on the bike:
not.
particularly.
ladylike.
The view from outside the matrix is that Michael has an awkward bulge in his crotch area.
Barry is just the eminently blackmailable ZWO puppet de jour passing out handbaskets for the donkeys ride to hell.
sub MOA is good. only three things count in kinetic violence; shot placement, shot placement, and shot placement. "I believe firmly in gun control; always use two hands".
Rainbows everywhere!
Someone please kill him\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
Yes, as our fearless leader, awoke on a balmy, sunny day in the tropics. gentle breezes were lapping at his temples and wafting through his ebony locks in front of his Oceanfront property.
He pulled out of the perfectly manicured path for his afternoon bike sojourn. Behold, a rainbow appeared, as if out of nowhere. As little nymphs and fairies were flitting to and fro, a school of dolphins formed a perfect circle in syncronized swimming, gaily waving their flippers in the air as the island birds chittered and frolicked about.......
Skittles and rainbows men, skittles and rainbows
+1 for having the correct American flag as your avitar. Not that military POS we all live under.
Meanwhile, Putin was seen riding yet another grizzly bear through a thunderstorm with grapefruit sized hail falling all around him, and doesn't flinch once. Face it, the world may hate Putin, but at least they don't consider him a pansy like theydo Obama.
House he is renting????? With whose fucking money someone just drown this rat
http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY
He's in a suit, no?
Mr president the bike is on a kick stand. Not even a quadraplegic retard would make it look as hard as you. Happy new year you lying sack of shit
Since the cameras were there, he had to ride it with the seat on.
I remember when the comment section of ZH had people who could post interesting, complex comments. It's devolved lately into bitter, moronic comments I'd expect from a basement dwelling, PS4 addicted, welfare recepient. Do me a favor, boys, either masturbate or get a punching bag.
If you want a sublime moment in which Obama engages in self-loathing watch the Kennedy Center Honors awards. During a nostalgic moment watching Usher sing Al Green's "I'm so in love with you." His face suddenly adopts and expression at the end of the song that can only be identified as self-disgust. Loved it.
i think it depends on the topic. this topic was set up to be a layup for us among the sophomoric crowd to vent some anger.
what kind of serious discussion would you expect on an article written about the 'presidents' (i prefer mr. presidential jungle monkey actually -in a democracy, i am entitled to my opinion) 12th, YES TWELVE DAYS of vacation. a vacation where two soldiers reporting to him, in his aegis as commander in chief asked mr. the presidential jungle monkey to attend their wedding and he replied, 'would love to, but, i'm bouncing your wedding because i will be golfing there then, so hey, go f yourself and get off my rounds'.
nice stuff, real class.
our sort of president would have said 'i am honored that you would invite me, but i have other commitments, infact, i had reserved that course for the day, but more pressing matters arrived and i wish you and yours a wonderful wedding' and stepped away.
instead - he had to show everybody what insecure an jungle monkey he is.
anyway - try some of the serious posts with david stockman or other economists that are actually discussing economic affairs and economic stratgies and you will probably do better if you want interesting complex comments.
and lastly - i also think that a large number of the commenters here prefer kisses. as in 'keep it simple stupid'.
economics really is not that difficult. seriously - 'buy low, sell high (in between lie).
if you want 'interesting comlpex comments' - here is something you can try, i'm sure you will be dazzled by their sophistication:
http://www.newyorkfed.org/outreach-and-education/
The N.Y.Fed: 'Outreach and Education: The Great Depression'...
We're still working on this courseline. Check back in a year or so, when it actually happens, so that you can read about how it wasn't OUR fault at all.
Thanks for your interest.
THE Geithner, and THE Dudley
P.S.
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Oh,
The richness of the irony that your poor small mind will never comprehend.
There's lots of other blogs on the interwebs; or so they tell me. maybe one of them is interested in your opinion.
If you want a sublime moment in which Obama engages in self-loathing watch the Kennedy Center Honors awards. During a nostalgic moment watching Usher sing Al Green's "I'm so in love with you." His face suddenly adopts and expression at the end of the song that can only be identified as self-disgust. Loved it.
LINK ???
As for basements? I do not have one.
As for VIDEO GAMES??? I loathe them as much as I do TeeVee.
As for welfare recipient? That is rather a moot issue and YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE as YOU are SUPPORTING IT.
Are you ACTIVELY SUPPORTING THE WELFARE STATE? YES PAYING TAXES IS SUPPORT. FINANCIAL SUPPORT IS SUPPORT, ASSWIPE.
As for getting a Punching Bag? I have many more than I need. You have just become another one.
As for masterbation? Well NINETY NINE PERCENT OF ALL MEN DO THAT...and as for the OTHER ONE PERCENT??? THEY ARE LIARS.
Are you a liar?
So go and autofellate and have a shitty future.
Now get the fuck off my porch...you fucking WHINER.
Is he pumping water or something?
"Is he pumping <water> or something?"
SPELLCKECK:
"Is he pumping Walter or something?"
GRAMMARCHECK:
"Is that Walter; is Walter pumping him?"
FACTCHECK:
Barry never calls Micheal 'Walter'. Names used are 'Valerie Jarrett', 'Reggie Love', and 'Michelle'.
Another forgettable,inane, pointless, rude Pure Evil comment
boys 'a be boys only mo bettah...
Where's that organ grinder?
When you find her, let me know.
Next he'll be thowing his own shit at us...
And maybe pick up his Social Security Card ... Oh no, he would have to go to Connecticut for the first time.
He already found it. It was in the Adobe Photoshop folder.
"Maybe he should take a day off from golf, to find his birth certificate."
His birth certificate is at Langley. His nationality is CIA. His loyalties are to his Zionist handlers.
The banksters need to repay us.
Out of date, but still very telling: http://thezog.wordpress.com/who-controls-the-white-house/
Maybe he should take a day off from golf to find his birth certificate.
Ha! Surely you jest...
He's black... he doesn't have to have a birth certificate to be President!
Just ask his MSM... they'll tell you!
He'll never find it now. It's at the bottom of the ocean in that small plane that crashed and killed Loretta "Subud Cult associate of Barry" Fuddy Duddy
hey TM there's 3 there- dumb, dumber, and dumbest
Who knew they made 1lb dumbells??
Ride the radioactive rainbow Barry!!!
Musta put too much alum in his mouth.
This cocksucker loves his rainbows
Look closely, he is smiling because they removed his bicycle seat and left the stem sticking out.
Whoops shoulda read the thread first...at least I didn't outright plagiarize!!
"Our Dear Leader"... riding a WHAT?
Did you say Bike? With a B, like Boy?
He does occasionally ride a dyke, but only in the privacy of the Presidential bedroom.
Don't you mean a Mike? As in Michelle's real name?
I went to the islands once for Cristmas. Good times. Give the dud a break. At least he doesn't go to some dry shithole in texass.
I fucking hate Hawaii.
All the non-native locals are in dire need of mental health evaluations and the tourists have reached some state of self absorption approaching a singularity of severe dissociative disorders schooled by the Sisters of Perpetual Redemption at the Codependent Farms
Aloha
With regards to Obama, it's pronounced "ahola".
The locals don't have any mental health problems at all. It's just that their interests don't extend beyond beer, weed, and surfing. Any they most definitely don't have any interest in work.
But they shut down the Leper colony, right?
Right???
kaiserhoff!
They did not shut down the Leper Colony.
That'd be discriminatory!
The fully integrated all Leperously infected individuals into mainstream society subsequent to retraining for cleaning up after themselves.
Cleaning up after themselves.... maniacal laughter
Not to mention that all the tools on here think the POTUS decides what pictures he poses for, and what gets printed about his vacations in the paper.
my best friend's half-sister makes $77 every hour on the computer . She has been laid off for 5 months but last month her pay check was $14292 just working on the computer for a few hours. read... www.works3.com
GLAD SHE'S BACK AT WORK.
I DIDNT MEAN TO BREAK MY COCK OFF IN HER ASS. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE 5 MONTHS TO RECOVER FROM SOMETHING SHE BEGGED ME TO DO?
DAILY?
Quick. Every throw bananas.
House he is renting????? With whose fucking money someone just drown this rat
Be happy we are not buying him one.
How do you know we won't be.
With all the taxpayer monies going to his cronies.......solyndra........and friends building billion dollar Obamacare websites.
It was amazing how Bill and Hillary Clinton managed to get 'Friends Of Bill' to cough up the dough to purchase a residence for Hillary in New York state when she ran for the US Senate.
Just told old yella put it on the tab......fucking piece of shit....at least my daughter who is 9 knows he's the worst president we had...
FUCK YOU whoever down arrowed me
Hope he breaks his crank while riding.
you know what happen right after that right?
very painful balls
You're mistaken. This thread is not about imaginary balls.
They forgot to mention whether or not the President had a good shit before his workout and how it smelled.
America wants to know.
Maybe reggie will tweet it, after smelling his cock
Not that I disagree, but Hawaii is a tad warmer than Sochi right now.
Unless you're into skiing, or making out with Olympic Figure Skaters. In that case... it's the place to be.
I'll take skiing, and making out with Olympic figure skaters, or female lugers. But that's just me.
Maybe he will do a plane flying photo op like Kim Jong Un and mysteriously disappear. Happy New Year!
http://www.businessinsider.com/kim-jong-un-piloting-an-airliner-on-north...
This is really, really crappy. Kailua used to be a hidden gem. Now every lemming will flock there because of the community organizer from Chicago.
Take heart.
Most niggers can't afford the ticket.
think dat d'black folk be likin' dat, dey ain' no jobs...
Those of us from Cook County IL know that wherever BO has set foot is ground for contamination.
< Hawaii
< Sochi
Where would YOU rather be right now?
Neither. Dear God, neither.
http://www.viaproject.ca/mighty-china/mao-zedong-swimming-in-the-yangtze...
Population of North Korea
24.9 Million.
U.S. Military Budget
700 Billion Ish.
Thats about 28,000 USD per North Korean citizen.
Why don't we just try and buy them off? Just tell the North Korean Govt to name its price for the whole country, we buy off every other countries politicians . . . why not that one?
Offer the North Korean Govt Officials 1000$ for each citizen they sell to the USA + a lump sum for all the land in north korea . . . any govt that treats its own people like shit obviously isn't in it for the warm and fuzzy feeling they get while singing their anthem.
North Korea is the property of China and its not for sale.
China needs them so they can rattle the US's cage when they want to.
We have our mad dog named benny netenyahoo. China's got to have theirs too.
I like your buying off idea, the Chinese are eating our lunch making deals.
Destroying infrastructure and "rebuilding" our way just seems like a waste. And the pallets of fiat just vanish somehow. The plane boss, the plane! Fantasy Island.
"WORKING OUT: Obama rides a bicycle under the rainbow, followed by the mandatory 10 minutes of waving to the peasants:"
Holy Fuck: He outdid Evil Knivel... I can't wait to see how many sharks he jumps next!
What could be more fitting for the subliminal propaganda machine than that of the communist obomba riding a bicycle under a photoshoped rainbow...didn't I see this image somewhere before??? Where's mao when ya need him?
Shouldn't al (global warming internet creator) gore be riding that bike under the rainbow just a thought be a nice ad for his carbon tax heh
By all means, let the "Sultan of DC" speak. /S
Old tune by Phil Collins.
Genesis - Land Of Confusion [Official Music Video] - YouTube
Hey come on Tylers, what the fuck? Why should I give a half-assed royal flying fuck what this motherfucking dickheaded asswipe useless fucking fucktard does on his fucking vacation? If the butt-faced fuck-headed pant-load dives in the fucking ocean and a fucking shark bites his fucking dick off, let me know - Otherwise, let's score some relevant articles. Okay?
Have we ever had a more effiminate president than this asshole?. We're gonna have to elect a woman to get some testes back in the white house
... or a spayed cat in heat
...having a woman president with balls is the last, hillarious, thing we need...
Oh, c'mon, it is very unfair to compare BHO to Kim Jong-un
Unfair to which one?
Hey! Do not judge a person by his haircut.
Moe Howard will be quick to punish you.
Wait. Now that I think about it...Janet Yellen has the same haircut as Moe.
They are both paying royalties, so no issues.
Man, you guys are hard. To me, an Obama vacation spells two weeks of him doing nothing to harm the country and two weeks closer to Jan 20, 2017.
It may not be the perfect solution, but we pay a lot of other people to not work as well.
Meh I agree. Gave you a greenie for the pic.
I wrestled as a kid. Red Rider, Vision Quest. Good movie.
I hate apologists stop detracting from the issue
I beg to differ. He has a phone and a pen. An auto-pen that is.
Obama could buy the ex-Ukrainian president Yuanakovitch's 5 story house and vacation there. He would feel at home.
AHHHH, fuuuuuuck. Did the reporter throw up in his mouth a little when he typed the bit about the rainbow?
Its Hawaii. There are ALWAYS rainbows.
A more appropriate rendition of the event should have read; "As President Obama struggled to pedal the fixy up steep 1% grade, the Skittles that Reggie had carefully placed earlier in the morning began to drop from the President's gaping anus, leaving a rainbow sheen on the pavement below."
To be completely in style with Kim Yong Un there have to appear pictures of Obama looking at things
http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/
One is a Zionist puppet, and the only one truly dangerous to the American people.
The other is dangerous to the Zionists.
The banksters need to repay us.
Nice form. How's your bowling game?
He looks like he did when he threw out that first pitch.
Any chance he goes for a swim and drowns?
well there's always HOPE and a CHANCE
Maybe Mount Mau Lua Tiki will violently erupt or the Japs will try the Pearl Harbor thingy again.
But then, Biden, where is Biden? Heck, just forget it.
Like this guy. "He died mysteriously at age 72 while swimming in the surf by his Florida beach home in 1979. Some believe he was murdered"
Carroll Rosenbloom
Divers with air tanks were hidden under the surf waiting for him to take his usual morning swim.
Blacks don't swim.
The fascist bankster puppet Congress during the “Christmas session” passed a war with Russia recommendation based on contrived evidence of Russian aggression on the Ukrainian border, then the puppet Congress, passed another war resolution to escalate that war against Russia in the Ukraine: The Ukrainian Freedom Support Act of 2014
https://www.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/senate-bill/2828
President Obama has the legal right to declare war on Russia; all he has to do is sign and enact the approved bill. Obama’s finger is on the trigger for WWXXX and the banksters would rather blow up the World than surrender and face punishment.
Will Obama sign the war bill on New Years day?
I believe that the correct term is WWE(nd).
WWE - I liked Roddy Piper, Jessee the body Ventura, and of course Andre the Giant.
But Snooka could fly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOvfXRlR8Y
WWE Wrestling is more real than the news nowadays.
http://www.jesseventura.net/
They Live - Go Roddy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgl1HOxpj8
Can you believe these past wrestling guys are actually relevant today in that way? Andre Sticker.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_the_Giant_Has_a_Posse
Sorry,
TV Wrestling has never been relevent to anyone over the mental age of 11.
Sad but true.
I think that was his point about main stream news.
We WWed some folks
His "workout" is the 30 minute buggering he took from Reggie this morning
Personally, I'd like to see a photo of this asshat running barefoot through a pineapple field.
Naked and backward, too!
Putin better watch out, the girly boy in chief is putting on a machita show for the constituents.
Shouldn't he be riding a unicorn under that rainbow?
Both have the same ideology
no chit maing
Well it's almost 2015, so please allow me to post this little gem which will be of interest to all women and a few gay men dare I say:
The Five Rules For a Happy Life:
1. It's important to have a man who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very, very important that these four men don't know each other.
A Very Happy New Year to everybody on Zerohedge, including Tylers and all commenters, who collectively make up the best web blog on the Internet.
Is there some way we can keep BO in Hawaii for the next 2 years with a congressional executive order?...
He's gone full Pee Wee
http://www.bravotv.com/top-chef/season-9/episode-13-bike-borrow-steal
One dude needs a haircut, the other a beheading.
Every time I see dear leaders picture I get tingles down my leg... OOPS! it was urine.
Hey Katie Couric, guess what? From my apartment, I can see a rainbow coming out of the posterior of dear Potus' Arse! Try reporting the news instead of pleasing the Soros & Daily Kos crowd.
BREAKING:: leaked video of his workout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lAtn7rsToY
LOL
Can we please a Steve Erwin moment. Or at least a jellyfish attack or something. It's New Years and I still have to wait TWO MORE FUCKING YEARS FOR THIS ASS NAPKIN TO LEAVE OFFICE!!!
If this next year is anything like last year, looks like picked the year to quit drinking/sniffing glue/amphetamines.
Happy New Year!
Stack On
I jus got ome from da pardy.
Say what you want to say about Obama because the truth of the matter is that the continued presidency by Obama is more a reflection on the helplessness of the US people rather than the ability of Obama.
We are all wasting our time with this man because he is just the puppet muppett used to deflect attention from the real scoundrels.
I want to fucking vomit.
putting stories about this fucking faggot bath house trawling sociopathic promiscuous monkey with a cunt at each end is worse than writing about injecting blue eyed new born babies with adrenalin and roasting their legs and eating them whilst the thing screams its way to a slow death.
It might happen in some place, but you just don't want to hear about it.
Someone shoot the fucking faggot monkey please
Then this will have you gag, retch, and puke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD0q7bpG1BY
Peter Morici and John Herrmann discusses latest jobs report
A rainbow appeared in the sky? Not a star??
Obola's routine was strictly for anal sphinctor tightening.
Usurper
All Hail imperial lord Obamao
PS you left out that he stoped a volcano from erupting by just staring at it
Barry Soetoro.
Alien Kenyan Hussein Obanana, illegal in the WH. Coopted by jewry oligarchs, tu rule over the yankees.
Man how awesome it would have been had ZH been around during the bush years. Jerking themselves off at the bush wars, deficits(because cheney said they don't matter), stroking themselves on 9/11 (because it was the joos fault of course), interrogations(of brown people), scandal after scandal(which were ok because, you know, GOP), worst economy and jobless rates in decades (but it's ok, again because gop).
You'd see the ZHers jizz all over themsleves everytime bush went to his fake ranch where he took more vacation days (and played more golf) in just his first term than Obama has during his whole presidency.
But Obama is different I guess. Can't quite put my finger on it but something about Obama is, uh, different.
Agreed.
No president has done more to wreck America's image around the world than this fucking porch monkey has.
Is that what you were wanting to finger?
Exactly what I was expecting a ZHer to say. Thank you.