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Please pardon this interruption as we bring you a very important update from Hawaii, courtesy of the Associated Press.

KAILUA, Hawaii (AP) - How President Barack Obama spent the 12th day of his family's holiday vacation in Hawaii on Wednesday:

  • WORKING OUT: Obama started a sunny and breezy morning with a workout at a gym on a Marine Corps base near the oceanfront home he's renting.
  • A faint rainbow appeared in the sky along the route to the base from Obama's rental home in the small town of Kailua outside Honolulu.

On deck tomorrow: WORKING OUT: Obama rides a bicycle under the rainbow, followed by the mandatory 10 minutes of waving to the peasants:

 

Sorry, not this one. This one.

 

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Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:34 | 5610388 RacerX
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Our Dear Leader

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:34 | 5610390 Troll Magnet
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Dumb and Dumberest

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:39 | 5610407 kaiserhoff
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Maybe he should take a day off from golf,

  to find his birth certificate.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:42 | 5610418 Pure Evil
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"Monkey" gets off ass, steps down from porch, learns to ride bicycle.

Up next, riding a unicycle on a tightrope while juggling.

News at eleven.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:44 | 5610438 Stackers
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must be nice.

I got up at 6am and went to work for my 12th day of Christmas vacation

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:50 | 5610450 knukles
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How romantic... a fading Rainbow.

 

Aaaaarrraaaggghh!

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:53 | 5610462 kaiserhoff
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For your golf buddies...

Question:  How many college students are there at Harvard?

Answer:  Oh, about one in a hundred.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:59 | 5610477 remain calm
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It takes all his concentration to keep the bicycle up, despite being suspended. Dude is a fucking dork

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:09 | 5610501 Jeff the Terrible
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House he is renting?????  With whose fucking money someone just drown this rat

 

http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:30 | 5610577 Sub MOA
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Hey vegetable head write your own post and eat some red meat perhaps a nice steak instead of your BF's cock your swallowing the wrong "protiens" there numbnuts ;) and stop eating all that soy product in the BPA containers all that estrogen is really fucking with your mind

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:27 | 5611019 Keyser
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The view from inside the Matrix is all puppy dogs and unicorns... For those that are awake, not so much... 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 00:51 | 5611439 SafelyGraze
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everyone else is too kind (or too shy) to point out the obvious about totus on the bike:

not.

particularly.

ladylike.

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:16 | 5612034 Fun Facts
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The view from outside the matrix is that Michael has an awkward bulge in his crotch area.

Barry is just the eminently blackmailable ZWO puppet de jour passing out handbaskets for the donkeys ride to hell.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:44 | 5611069 SAT 800
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sub MOA is good. only three things count in kinetic violence; shot placement, shot placement, and shot placement.  "I believe firmly in gun control; always use two hands".

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:09 | 5610502 cifo
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Rainbows everywhere!

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:28 | 5610569 Mr Pink
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Someone please kill him\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:27 | 5610585 cowdiddly
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Yes, as our fearless leader, awoke on a balmy, sunny day in the tropics. gentle breezes were lapping at his temples and wafting through his ebony locks in front of his Oceanfront property.

 He pulled out of the perfectly manicured path for his afternoon bike sojourn. Behold, a rainbow appeared, as if out of nowhere. As little nymphs and fairies were flitting to and fro, a school of dolphins formed a perfect circle in syncronized swimming, gaily waving their flippers in the air as the island  birds chittered and frolicked about.......

Skittles and rainbows men, skittles and rainbows

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:14 | 5612122 sleigher
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Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:18 | 5613021 Mad Muppet
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+1 for having the correct American flag as your avitar. Not that military POS we all live under.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:14 | 5612813 TrueWho
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Meanwhile, Putin was seen riding yet another grizzly bear through a thunderstorm with grapefruit sized hail falling all around him, and doesn't flinch once. Face it, the world may hate Putin, but at least they don't consider him a pansy like theydo Obama.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:09 | 5610503 Jeff the Terrible
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House he is renting?????  With whose fucking money someone just drown this rat

 

http://y2u.be/VI6tBwVjyOY

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:10 | 5610505 knukles
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He's in a suit, no?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:05 | 5610479 remain calm
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Mr president the bike is on a kick stand. Not even a quadraplegic retard would make it look as hard as you. Happy new year you lying sack of shit

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:56 | 5610631 Implied Violins
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Since the cameras were there, he had to ride it with the seat on.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:40 | 5610760 SuperRay
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I remember when the comment section of ZH had people who could post interesting, complex comments.  It's devolved lately into bitter, moronic comments I'd expect from a basement dwelling, PS4 addicted, welfare recepient.  Do me a favor, boys, either masturbate or get a punching bag.  

 

If you want a sublime moment in which Obama engages in self-loathing watch the Kennedy Center Honors awards.  During a nostalgic moment watching Usher sing Al Green's "I'm so in love with you."  His face suddenly adopts and expression at the end of the song that can only be identified as self-disgust.  Loved it.  

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:13 | 5610824 lotsoffun
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i think it depends on the topic.  this topic was set up to be a layup for us among the sophomoric crowd to vent some anger.

what kind of serious discussion would you expect on an article written about the 'presidents' (i prefer mr. presidential jungle monkey actually -in a democracy, i am entitled to my opinion) 12th, YES TWELVE DAYS of vacation.  a vacation where two soldiers reporting to him, in his aegis as commander in chief asked mr. the presidential jungle monkey to attend their wedding and he replied, 'would love to, but, i'm bouncing your wedding because i will be golfing there then, so hey, go f yourself and get off my rounds'.

nice stuff, real class.

our sort of president would have said 'i am honored that you would invite me, but i have other commitments, infact, i had reserved that course for the day, but more pressing matters arrived and i wish you and yours a wonderful wedding' and stepped away.

instead - he had to show everybody what insecure an jungle monkey he is.

anyway - try some of the serious posts with david stockman or other economists that are actually discussing economic affairs and economic stratgies and you will probably do better if you want interesting complex comments.

and lastly - i also think that a large number of the commenters here prefer kisses.  as in 'keep it simple stupid'.

economics really is not that difficult.  seriously - 'buy low, sell high (in between lie).

if you want 'interesting comlpex comments' - here is something you can try, i'm sure you will be dazzled by their sophistication:

http://www.newyorkfed.org/outreach-and-education/

 

 

 

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:18 | 5613336 MontgomeryScott
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The N.Y.Fed: 'Outreach and Education: The Great Depression'...

We're still working on this courseline. Check back in a year or so, when it actually happens, so that you can read about how it wasn't OUR fault at all.

Thanks for your interest.

THE Geithner, and THE Dudley

P.S.

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Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:44 | 5610923 shovelhead
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Oh,

The richness of the irony that your poor small mind will never comprehend.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:50 | 5611084 SAT 800
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There's lots of other blogs on the interwebs; or so they tell me. maybe one of them is interested in your opinion.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:36 | 5612242 Tall Tom
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If you want a sublime moment in which Obama engages in self-loathing watch the Kennedy Center Honors awards.  During a nostalgic moment watching Usher sing Al Green's "I'm so in love with you."  His face suddenly adopts and expression at the end of the song that can only be identified as self-disgust.  Loved it.  

 

 

 

LINK ???

 

As for basements? I do not have one.

 

As for VIDEO GAMES??? I loathe them as much as I do TeeVee.

 

As for welfare recipient? That is rather a moot issue and YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE as YOU are SUPPORTING IT. 

 

Are you ACTIVELY SUPPORTING THE WELFARE STATE? YES PAYING TAXES IS SUPPORT. FINANCIAL SUPPORT IS SUPPORT, ASSWIPE.

 

As for getting a Punching Bag? I have many more than I need. You have just become another one.

 

As for masterbation? Well NINETY NINE PERCENT OF ALL MEN DO THAT...and as for the OTHER ONE PERCENT??? THEY ARE LIARS.

 

Are you a liar?

 

So go and autofellate and have a shitty future.

 

Now get the fuck off my porch...you fucking WHINER.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:33 | 5610735 Matt
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Is he pumping water or something?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:30 | 5613363 MontgomeryScott
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"Is he pumping <water> or something?"

SPELLCKECK:

"Is he pumping Walter or something?"

GRAMMARCHECK:

"Is that Walter; is Walter pumping him?"

FACTCHECK:

Barry never calls Micheal 'Walter'. Names used are 'Valerie Jarrett', 'Reggie Love', and 'Michelle'.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:05 | 5610488 oudinot
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Another forgettable,inane, pointless,  rude Pure Evil comment

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:19 | 5610705 EBT excepted
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boys 'a be boys only mo bettah...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:00 | 5610646 indygo55
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Where's that organ grinder?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:48 | 5610935 lincolnsteffens
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When you find her, let me know.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 08:45 | 5611926 Agstacker
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Next he'll be thowing his own shit at us...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:43 | 5610422 Bear
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And maybe pick up his Social Security Card ... Oh no, he would have to go to Connecticut for the first time. 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:43 | 5610430 FeralSerf
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He already found it. It was in the Adobe Photoshop folder.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:31 | 5610575 kchrisc
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"Maybe he should take a day off from golf, to find his birth certificate."

His birth certificate is at Langley. His nationality is CIA. His loyalties are to his Zionist handlers.

The banksters need to repay us.

 

Out of date, but still very telling: http://thezog.wordpress.com/who-controls-the-white-house/

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 03:19 | 5611657 wee-weed up
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Maybe he should take a day off from golf to find his birth certificate.

Ha! Surely you jest...

He's black... he doesn't have to have a birth certificate to be President!

Just ask his MSM... they'll tell you!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 03:42 | 5611681 Fuku Ben
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He'll never find it now. It's at the bottom of the ocean in that small plane that crashed and killed Loretta "Subud Cult associate of Barry" Fuddy Duddy

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:10 | 5610511 moonshadow
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hey TM there's 3 there- dumb, dumber, and dumbest

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:47 | 5610613 Stoploss
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Who knew they made 1lb dumbells??

Ride the radioactive rainbow Barry!!!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:37 | 5610395 WillyGroper
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Musta put too much alum in his mouth.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:38 | 5610406 Mr Pink
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This cocksucker loves his rainbows

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:39 | 5610412 TideFighter
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Look closely, he is smiling because they removed his bicycle seat and left the stem sticking out.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:57 | 5610639 Implied Violins
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Whoops shoulda read the thread first...at least I didn't outright plagiarize!!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:47 | 5610441 noben
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"Our Dear Leader"... riding a WHAT?

Did you say Bike?  With a B, like Boy?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:10 | 5610507 heywood2
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He does occasionally ride a dyke, but only in the privacy of the Presidential bedroom.

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:15 | 5612815 TrueWho
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Don't you mean a Mike? As in Michelle's real name?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:55 | 5610470 Ruffmuff
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I went to the islands once for Cristmas. Good times. Give the dud a break. At least he doesn't go to some dry shithole in texass.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:10 | 5610478 knukles
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I fucking hate Hawaii.
All the non-native locals are in dire need of mental health evaluations and the tourists have reached some state of self absorption approaching a singularity of severe dissociative disorders schooled by the Sisters of Perpetual Redemption at the Codependent Farms

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:29 | 5610568 Bear
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Aloha

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 23:20 | 5611278 JuliaS
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With regards to Obama, it's pronounced "ahola".

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:26 | 5610722 heywood2
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 The locals don't have any mental health problems at all. It's just that their interests don't extend beyond beer, weed, and surfing.  Any they most definitely don't have any interest in work.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:35 | 5610897 kaiserhoff
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But they shut down the Leper colony, right?

  Right???

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 09:38 | 5611981 knukles
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kaiserhoff!
They did not shut down the Leper Colony. 

That'd be discriminatory!

The fully integrated all Leperously infected individuals into mainstream society subsequent to retraining for cleaning up after themselves.

Cleaning up after themselves.... maniacal laughter

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:24 | 5611757 Canoe Driver
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Not to mention that all the tools on here think the POTUS decides what pictures he poses for, and what gets printed about his vacations in the paper.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 01:50 | 5611519 tplink
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my best friend's half-sister makes $77 every hour on the computer . She has been laid off for 5 months but last month her pay check was $14292 just working on the computer for a few hours. read... www.works3.com

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:07 | 5612187 Buster Cherry
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GLAD SHE'S BACK AT WORK.

I DIDNT MEAN TO BREAK MY COCK OFF IN HER ASS. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE 5 MONTHS TO RECOVER FROM SOMETHING SHE BEGGED ME TO DO?

 

DAILY?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:34 | 5612703 hotdog99
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Quick. Every throw bananas.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:36 | 5610398 Sub MOA
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House he is renting?????  With whose fucking money someone just drown this rat

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:39 | 5610413 Bear
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Be happy we are not buying him one.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:48 | 5610442 Pure Evil
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How do you know we won't be.

With all the taxpayer monies going to his cronies.......solyndra........and friends building billion dollar Obamacare websites.

It was amazing how Bill and Hillary Clinton managed to get 'Friends Of Bill' to cough up the dough to purchase a residence for Hillary in New York state when she ran for the US Senate.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:46 | 5610440 blown income
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Just told old yella put it on the tab......fucking piece of shit....at least my daughter who is 9 knows he's the worst president we had...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:21 | 5610542 blown income
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FUCK YOU whoever down arrowed me

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:37 | 5610399 franzpick
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Hope he breaks his crank while riding.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:45 | 5610434 dirtyfiles
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you know what happen right after that right?

very painful balls

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:46 | 5610777 White Owl
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You're mistaken. This thread is not about imaginary balls.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:39 | 5610403 Who was that ma...
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They forgot to mention whether or not the President had a good shit before his workout and how it smelled.

America wants to know.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:00 | 5610648 Squid Viscous
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Maybe reggie will tweet it, after smelling his cock

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:42 | 5610427 noben
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Not that I disagree, but Hawaii is a tad warmer than Sochi right now.

Unless you're into skiing, or making out with Olympic Figure Skaters.  In that case... it's the place to be.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:41 | 5610601 noguano
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I'll take skiing, and making out with Olympic figure skaters, or female lugers.  But that's just me.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:43 | 5610428 scrappy
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Maybe he will do a plane flying photo op like Kim Jong Un and mysteriously disappear. Happy New Year!

http://www.businessinsider.com/kim-jong-un-piloting-an-airliner-on-north...

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:43 | 5610431 Excursionist
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This is really, really crappy.  Kailua used to be a hidden gem.  Now every lemming will flock there because of the community organizer from Chicago.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:12 | 5610512 MrButtoMcFarty
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Take heart.

Most niggers can't afford the ticket.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:23 | 5610710 EBT excepted
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think dat d'black folk be likin' dat, dey ain' no jobs...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:37 | 5611043 franzpick
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Those of us from Cook County IL know that wherever BO has set foot is ground for contamination.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:43 | 5610435 noben
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< Hawaii

< Sochi

Where would YOU rather be right now?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:50 | 5610455 knukles
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Neither.  Dear God, neither.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:53 | 5610458 Dre4dwolf
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Population of North Korea

24.9 Million.

 

U.S. Military Budget

700 Billion Ish.

Thats about 28,000 USD per North Korean citizen.

 

Why don't we just try and buy them off? Just tell the North Korean Govt to name its price for the whole country, we buy off every other countries politicians . . . why not that one? 

Offer the North Korean Govt Officials 1000$ for each citizen they sell to the USA + a lump sum for all the land in north korea . . . any govt that treats its own people like shit obviously isn't in it for the warm and fuzzy feeling they get while singing their anthem. 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:09 | 5610499 oudinot
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North Korea is the property of China and its not for sale.

China needs them so they can rattle the US's cage when they want to.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:16 | 5610691 conscious being
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We have our mad dog named benny netenyahoo. China's got to have theirs too.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:59 | 5610782 scrappy
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I like your buying off idea, the Chinese are eating our lunch making deals.

 

Destroying infrastructure and "rebuilding" our way just seems like a waste. And the pallets of fiat just vanish somehow. The plane boss, the plane! Fantasy Island.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:53 | 5610461 Lumberjack
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"WORKING OUT: Obama rides a bicycle under the rainbow, followed by the mandatory 10 minutes of waving to the peasants:"

 

Holy Fuck: He outdid Evil Knivel... I can't wait to see how many sharks he jumps next! 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:54 | 5610466 Sub MOA
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What could be more fitting for the subliminal propaganda machine than that of the communist obomba riding a bicycle under a photoshoped rainbow...didn't I see this image somewhere before???  Where's mao when ya need him?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:58 | 5610474 Sub MOA
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Shouldn't al (global warming internet creator) gore be riding that bike under the rainbow just a thought be a nice ad for his carbon tax heh

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:03 | 5610476 Yen Cross
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  By all means, let the "Sultan of DC" speak. /S

  Old tune by Phil Collins.
 Genesis - Land Of Confusion [Official Music Video] - YouTube

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:05 | 5610487 Who was that ma...
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Hey come on Tylers, what the fuck?  Why should I give a half-assed royal flying fuck what this motherfucking dickheaded asswipe useless fucking fucktard does on his fucking vacation?  If the butt-faced fuck-headed pant-load dives in the fucking ocean and a fucking shark bites his fucking dick off, let me know - Otherwise, let's score some relevant articles.  Okay?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:14 | 5610516 Berspankme
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Have we ever had a more effiminate president than this asshole?. We're gonna have to elect a woman to get some testes back in the white house

 

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:38 | 5610749 White Owl
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... or a spayed cat in heat

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:45 | 5611067 franzpick
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...having a woman president with balls is the last, hillarious, thing we need...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:10 | 5610508 are we there yet
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Unfair to which one?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:13 | 5610517 knukles
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Hey!   Do not judge a person by his haircut.
Moe Howard will be quick to punish you.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:30 | 5610570 Jethro
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Wait. Now that I think about it...Janet Yellen has the same haircut as Moe.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:00 | 5610645 Moe Howard
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They are both paying royalties, so no issues.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:05 | 5610492 tarabel
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Man, you guys are hard. To me, an Obama vacation spells two weeks of him doing nothing to harm the country and two weeks closer to Jan 20, 2017.

It may not be the perfect solution, but we pay a lot of other people to not work as well.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:17 | 5610531 lunaticfringe
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Meh I agree. Gave you a greenie for the pic.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 03:51 | 5611687 Yen Cross
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 I wrestled as a kid. Red Rider, Vision Quest. Good movie.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:40 | 5610595 Sub MOA
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I hate apologists  stop detracting from the issue

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 04:26 | 5611709 Shitgum Suicide
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I beg to differ. He has a phone and a pen. An auto-pen that is.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:16 | 5610519 are we there yet
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Obama could buy the ex-Ukrainian president Yuanakovitch's 5 story house and vacation there. He would feel at home.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:16 | 5610525 Jethro
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AHHHH, fuuuuuuck.  Did the reporter throw up in his mouth a little when he typed the bit about the rainbow? 

Its Hawaii.  There are ALWAYS rainbows.

A more appropriate rendition of the event should have read; "As President Obama struggled to pedal the fixy up steep 1% grade, the Skittles that Reggie had carefully placed earlier in the morning began to drop from the President's gaping anus, leaving a rainbow sheen on the pavement below." 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:16 | 5610527 pcrs
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To be completely in style with Kim Yong Un there have to appear pictures of Obama looking at things

http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:19 | 5610537 kchrisc
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One is a Zionist puppet, and the only one truly dangerous to the American people.

The other is dangerous to the Zionists.

The banksters need to repay us.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:23 | 5610552 noguano
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Nice form.  How's your bowling game?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:46 | 5610610 noguano
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He looks like he did when he threw out that first pitch.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:21 | 5610549 hangemhigh77
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Any chance he goes for a swim and drowns?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:40 | 5610598 Sub MOA
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well there's always HOPE and a CHANCE

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:30 | 5610708 cowdiddly
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Maybe Mount Mau Lua Tiki will violently erupt or the Japs will try the Pearl Harbor thingy again.

But then, Biden, where is Biden? Heck, just forget it.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:36 | 5610740 conscious being
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Like this guy. "He died mysteriously at age 72 while swimming in the surf by his Florida beach home in 1979. Some believe he was murdered"

Carroll Rosenbloom

Divers with air tanks were hidden under the surf waiting for him to take his usual morning swim.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:08 | 5610976 Meat Hammer
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Blacks don't swim. 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:23 | 5610550 windcatcher
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The fascist bankster puppet Congress during the “Christmas session” passed a war with Russia recommendation based on contrived evidence of Russian aggression on the Ukrainian border, then the puppet Congress, passed another war resolution to escalate that war against Russia in the Ukraine: The Ukrainian Freedom Support Act of 2014

https://www.congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/senate-bill/2828

President Obama has the legal right to declare war on Russia; all he has to do is sign and enact the approved bill. Obama’s finger is on the trigger for WWXXX and the banksters would rather blow up the World than surrender and face punishment.

Will Obama sign the war bill on New Years day?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:28 | 5610724 grekko
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I believe that the correct term is WWE(nd).

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:34 | 5610832 scrappy
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WWE - I liked Roddy Piper, Jessee the body Ventura, and of course Andre the Giant.

But Snooka could fly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOvfXRlR8Y

WWE Wrestling is more real than the news nowadays.

http://www.jesseventura.net/

They Live - Go Roddy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVgl1HOxpj8

Can you believe these past wrestling guys are actually relevant today in that way? Andre Sticker.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_the_Giant_Has_a_Posse

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:02 | 5610963 shovelhead
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Sorry,

TV Wrestling has never been relevent to anyone over the mental age of 11.

Sad but true.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:51 | 5611088 Rhal
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I think that was his point about main stream news.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:55 | 5613279 omniversling
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We WWed some folks

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:25 | 5610556 Berspankme
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His "workout" is the 30 minute buggering he took from Reggie this morning

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:28 | 5610567 Intoxicologist
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Personally, I'd like to see a photo of this asshat running barefoot through a pineapple field.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:38 | 5610902 Realname
Realname's picture

Naked and backward, too!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:33 | 5610583 messystateofaffairs
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Putin better watch out, the girly boy in chief is putting on a machita show for the constituents.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:36 | 5610586 Baby Eating Dingo22
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Shouldn't he be riding a unicorn under that rainbow?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:35 | 5610587 surf0766
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Both have the same ideology

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:36 | 5610590 system failure
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no chit maing

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:39 | 5610596 smacker
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Well it's almost 2015, so please allow me to post this little gem which will be of interest to all women and a few gay men dare I say:

The Five Rules For a Happy Life:

1. It's important to have a man who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a man who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a man who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very, very important that these four men don't know each other.

A Very Happy New Year to everybody on Zerohedge, including Tylers and all commenters, who collectively make up the best web blog on the Internet.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:08 | 5610665 RabbitOne
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Is there some way we can keep BO in Hawaii for the next 2 years with a congressional executive order?...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:24 | 5610711 grekko
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One dude needs a haircut, the other a beheading.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:18 | 5610840 Ghostmaker
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Every time I see dear leaders picture I get tingles down my leg... OOPS! it was urine.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:03 | 5610970 401K of Dooom
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Hey Katie Couric, guess what?  From my apartment, I can see a rainbow coming out of the posterior of dear Potus' Arse!  Try reporting the news instead of pleasing the Soros & Daily Kos crowd.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 22:08 | 5611132 Bunga Bunga
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BREAKING:: leaked video of his workout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lAtn7rsToY

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 00:33 | 5611418 dexter_morgan
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LOL

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 04:29 | 5611715 Shitgum Suicide
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Can we please a Steve Erwin moment. Or at least a jellyfish attack or something. It's New Years and I still have to wait TWO MORE FUCKING YEARS FOR THIS ASS NAPKIN TO LEAVE OFFICE!!!
If this next year is anything like last year, looks like picked the year to quit drinking/sniffing glue/amphetamines.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:04 | 5611736 Rock On Roger
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Happy New Year!

 

Stack On

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 05:05 | 5611739 Rock On Roger
Rock On Roger's picture

I jus got ome from da pardy.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 09:07 | 5611947 Peter Pan
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Say what you want to say about Obama because the truth of the matter is that the continued presidency by Obama is more a reflection on the helplessness of the US people rather than the ability of Obama.

We are all wasting our time with this man because he is just the puppet muppett used to deflect attention from the real scoundrels.

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 09:56 | 5612007 damicol
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I want to fucking vomit.

putting stories about this fucking faggot bath house trawling sociopathic promiscuous monkey with a cunt at each end is worse than writing about injecting blue eyed new born babies with adrenalin  and roasting their legs and eating them whilst the thing screams its way to a slow death.

It might happen in some place, but you just don't want to hear about it.

 

Someone shoot the fucking  faggot monkey please

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:03 | 5612013 TeethVillage88s
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Then this will have you gag, retch, and puke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD0q7bpG1BY
Peter Morici and John Herrmann discusses latest jobs report

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:31 | 5612064 d edwards
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A rainbow appeared in the sky? Not a star??

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:21 | 5612046 Last of the Mid...
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Obola's routine was strictly for anal sphinctor tightening.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:33 | 5612140 MickV
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Usurper

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:32 | 5612141 Sixdeuce062
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All Hail imperial lord Obamao

PS you left out that he stoped a volcano from erupting by just staring at it

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:00 | 5612176 Jano
Jano's picture

Barry Soetoro.
Alien Kenyan Hussein Obanana, illegal in the WH. Coopted by jewry oligarchs, tu rule over the yankees.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:13 | 5612202 honkadoo
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Man how awesome it would have been had ZH been around during the bush years. Jerking themselves off at the bush wars, deficits(because cheney said they don't matter), stroking themselves on 9/11 (because it was the joos fault of course), interrogations(of brown people), scandal after scandal(which were ok because, you know, GOP), worst economy and jobless rates in decades (but it's ok, again because gop).

You'd see the ZHers jizz all over themsleves everytime bush went to his fake ranch where he took more vacation days (and played more golf) in just his first term than Obama has during his whole presidency.

But Obama is different I guess.  Can't quite put my finger on it but something about Obama is, uh, different.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:30 | 5612240 Buster Cherry
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Agreed.

No president has done more to wreck America's image around the world than this fucking porch monkey has.

Is that what you were wanting to finger?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:49 | 5612292 honkadoo
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Exactly what I was expecting a ZHer to say.  Thank you.

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