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We Interrupt This Transmission To Bring You An Important Update From Hawaii

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Please pardon this interruption as we bring you a very important update from Hawaii, courtesy of the Associated Press.

KAILUA, Hawaii (AP) - How President Barack Obama spent the 12th day of his family's holiday vacation in Hawaii on Wednesday:

  • WORKING OUT: Obama started a sunny and breezy morning with a workout at a gym on a Marine Corps base near the oceanfront home he's renting.
  • A faint rainbow appeared in the sky along the route to the base from Obama's rental home in the small town of Kailua outside Honolulu.

On deck tomorrow: WORKING OUT: Obama rides a bicycle under the rainbow, followed by the mandatory 10 minutes of waving to the peasants:

 

Sorry, not this one. This one.

 

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Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:36 | 5612894 Sixdeuce062
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yay more trolls to play with

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 14:20 | 5612537 Otto Zitte
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There is one good thing Barrack Cheney has done, he's driven Uncle Tom Chomsky the rest of the way insane. That statist marxist biter of the hand that tends his guilded cage for 60 years has been drooling that Obama is a centrist Republican. Too funny. Some birds are just nasty.

ZH wasn't here but this Maoist Pocono's camp counselor to Krugman's generation of dual citizenship spies and RICO villains was. This spinner of false doctrines has the entire cast of the MSM in his cult. Am I making this up? He has a Nobel prize. You can take a lesson in controlled opposition and preying on young minds from his voluminous jizz on youtube.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 12:46 | 5612289 yogibear
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So when does Obama start wearing the classic Marxist attire and show his true color?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 14:25 | 5612548 Otto Zitte
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When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jackboots. It will be Nike sneakers and smiley shirts. - George Carlin

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:51 | 5613406 bid the soldier...
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Oh, everybody knows his true color is white.

He just puts shoe polish on to get the black vote.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 22:50 | 5613749 Skiprrrdog
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Why hasnt this assweed @#%$tard encountered someone with two first names yet? I swear I would rather get beheaded with a dirty plastic knife than listen to any more about this losers vacation.

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