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Why Is The Fed Hiring An "Emergency Preparedness Specialist Familiar With DHS Directives"

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A few weeks ago, we reported that for some still unexplained reason, the US Treasury is ordering "survival kits" to its employees overseeing the federal banking system. To wit:

The Department of Treasury is spending $200,000 on survival kits for all of its employees who oversee the federal banking system, according to a new solicitation. As FreeBeacon reports, survival kits will be delivered to every major bank in the United States and includes a solar blanket, food bar, water-purification tablets, and dust mask (among other things). The question, obviously, is just what do they know that the rest of us don't?

We still don't know why. But what makes things even more surprising, and confusing, is that two days before the survival kit RFP soliciation became public on December 4, 2014, a just as curious notice was blasted by the Fed's recruiting Twitter account:

So the Fed is hiring not just any "emergency preparedness specialist" but one familiar with DHS directives? Here are the details of the position located in Washington, DC:

Position Description

 

The Emergency Preparedness & Response Specialist is a professional in the field of emergency preparedness.  This individual serves as the coordinator in the Management Division (MGT Div.) for emergency preparedness, encompassing the development, coordination, and implementation of: unified planning, disaster preparedness, response and recovery, policies and procedures, emergency preparedness and exercise program training for Board staff, and coordination with other federal departments and local agencies such as the Metropolitan Police Department (MDP), District of Columbia Fire and Emergency Medical Services (DC FEMS), Joint Terrorism Task Force (JTTF), Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Federal Protective Service (FPS), Technical Support Working Group (TSWG) and Neighborhood Planning Committee (NPC). Responsible for expanding the Board's emergency preparedness training and education programs, and assisting with the development of preparedness policies, and providing technical guidance. Responsible for upkeep and maintenance of the Board s Hazardous Materials Response Team (HMRT) training, equipment, and response program, and is responsible for coordinating operational emergency response efforts for the MGT Div.

The Board has a Hazardous Materials Response Team? Comes as news to us.

As for what skills are required:

The position requires a bachelor's degree in a relevant field or equivalent work experience plus five years of responsible work experience in the field.  A recognized expert in emergency preparedness and has working knowledge of Department of Homeland Security directives. Work experience within this field must include work at an interdepartmental or interagency level that includes on-line education development, training, emergency evacuation scenario development and training, and knowledge of fire protection best practices.  Must have working knowledge of National Incident Management Structure and Integrated Command Structure.  Highly involved in emergency preparedness planning across functional areas, coordinating emergency response actions and involvement at various levels of the ICS/NIMS structure.  Experience in developing emergency preparedness training, proficient in writing policies and directives in emergency preparedness, demonstrated ability to conduct vulnerability assessments, fire and life-safety protection, coordinate in-house and public outreach.  Strong interpersonal skills and the ability to effectively communicate with all levels of Board staff and external agencies, as well as strong written and oral communication skills preferred.  A demonstrated commitment to a strong customer service philosophy.  The individual must be able to maintain a secret clearance.

 

FR 26 requires a bachelor's degree in emergency management, occupational safety and health, fire safety, industrial hygiene, or environmental health or equivalent work and field experience plus seven years of increasing responsibilities in the profession.  Scenario and real-world work experience that involved Incident Command (IC), emergency preparedness, response, and evacuation at the interdepartmental or interagency level preferred.  Experience and knowledge of fire and life safety practices desired utilizing National Fire Protection association (NFPA) standards and best practices.  Proficient and accomplished public speaker in the development, implementation, and delivery of formal and informal multimedia training programs and instruction that include classroom, field exercises, and on-line training. Must have proven experience in developing and implementing a hazardous materials emergency response program.  Certification and training under the National Incident Management Structure (NIMS) and FEMA/DHS Incident Command System (ICS) required.  Pertinent certification to the Hazardous Materials Technician level with HazMat Safety Officer Certification desired.

The Fed does not discriminate:

We are an Equal Opportunity Employer and do not discriminate against applicants due to race, ethnicity, gender, veteran status, or on the basis of disability or any other federal, state or local protected class.

And perhaps most ironically:

  • Employment Status: Temporary

Or, as the BLS defines it, "permanent", net of seasonal adjustments.

The only question is why does the Fed - a uniformly safe institution, where economists engage in deep contemplation and decide how much of the US deficit they will monetize - need a person with these qualifications?

 

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Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:41 | 5609898 Crazy Canuck
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arggh - will not allow my cyrilic characters - any help?

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:50 | 5609951 Bemused Observer
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How DO other languages use the Qwerty keyboard? I used to think they just had their own keyboards, but then I considered the Chinese. They'd need one the size of a picnic table, so that doesn't work...

If they have to go through QWERTY to 'translate' their language, that has GOT to be a pain in the ass...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:55 | 5609978 seek
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For latin languages, no big deal, keyboards work. For the ideaographic languages, the Japanese can use kanji, and the Chinese use a variety of methods, but the most common one is to use pinyin (this is basically spelling chinese words phonetically using the latin alphabet we know in the west), and the input editor converts the pinyin input into the right chinese character. There's also wubi, which lets the typist describe the appearance of the character rather then the phonetic sound, and it's faster but harder to learn.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 13:28 | 5612385 Dickweed Wang
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arggh - will not allow my cyrilic characters - any help?

No - because nobody could read them if you could post them . . . .

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:39 | 5609900 debtor of last ...
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Can you choke a banker in a emergency blanket? Or pull an eyeball with a tick-twister...?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:39 | 5609901 reader2010
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No,  they want you are fearful all the time. That's all. 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:44 | 5609919 Shitgum Suicide
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Maybe they are preparing for when the actual federal agencies who purchased all that ammo start to use it on the people who realized they just got fucked and might try and get their money out all at the same time and a chemical weapon might have to be used by drones to stem the protests.

Just a theory!?!?!?!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:55 | 5609968 Clesthenes
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No, it's not "just a theory".

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:04 | 5610269 lakecity55
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Nobody thought it could happen in America, just like Germany in the 1930s.

Black SUVs would pull up to a house and its inhabitants would disappear.

Later, the covert action was done away with and Americans were gunned down in their place.

By night, thousands of Americans were hauled, handcuffed to the walls of boxcars, to the Camps.

Nobody came out alive.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:02 | 5610247 lakecity55
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"Checkmate, this is Bishop. We have run out of ammo. Need resupply."
"Roger, has the town been neutralized?"
"Affirmative. All civilians dead."

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:46 | 5609923 disabledvet
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So the January Effect is when you start selling all your money losers to offset the gains in the equity space.  This would appear "sell oil and anything energy related" to offset gains in, well everything.

What looks over valued here? What doesn't?

 

Energy might have some good entry points depending on how the first week of January goes.  We know the Fed still will not stop hyperinflating until June "at the earliest.". That says to me some quality small cap names in the energy patch to look forward to this year.

Ten to fifteen million to drill a well is too much?

 

How much to make a car with steel prices down seventy percent?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:50 | 5609945 Thing1Thing2
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quote from articule: "exercise program training for Board staff".  They are pigs and need to go on a diet.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:46 | 5610177 Dave Thomas
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RFQ: One Casey Serin blue ergo sitting ball

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:50 | 5609953 22winmag
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Like this this silly "position" would make much difference when *millions* of Americans armed with rope and the most fearsome collection of small-arms firepower ever brought to bear in the history of Earh shows up and demands justice.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:15 | 5610056 Bemused Observer
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I think they also over-estimate how loyal those 'troops' would BE in a REAL domestic crisis...It's one thing for a few psychopaths to follow orders during a limited emergency...it's another thing altogether to expect them to start willingly firing into crowds of Americans on a national scale.
Some WILL, no doubt. But many more will become disgusted and turn on their masters. At some point, a wiser, cooler head, most likely a general or something, will simply take the whole thing over and we'll have a coup.

Hopefully followed by a series of show trials and hangings.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:56 | 5610635 don in maine
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"expect them to start willingly firing into crowds of Americans on a national scale."

 

Call in the NYPD

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:52 | 5609956 Clesthenes
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So the DHS is looking for an “emergency preparedness specialist”.

Well, they need all kinds of specialists, and hands to staff a secret police org.

It would also be a good idea to ask, “ Why is the Department of Homeland Security modeled after the French committees of terror (1792-4), the Judeo-Bolshevik Cheka and the Nazi Schutzstaffel?”

What does the DHS plan to do with 2-3 billion rounds of ammo… an amount sufficient to wage an Iraqi War, at its highest rate, for 25 years?  Remember, so-called terrorists do not travel as armies; but, rather cells of 5-10… and the DHS needs 2-3 billion rounds of ammo for these tiny cells?  Try again.

Rest assured, your name is on a list, and when the DHS knocks your door down, it will be too late.

Oh, one other question, who will they use to eliminate dissidents, hoarders and preppers?  After all, if the purpose of those agencies of terror was to eliminate dissidents, doesn’t it follow the purpose of the DHS is the same?

History has proven that native assassins are virtually useless for killing neighbors, family and friends.  But that won’t stop them from trying; for, who can put a border on stupidity?

That’s why the Department of Justice, Congress and a few other agencies aided the Red Chinese to cobble together the ALLIANCE among Mexican and Columbian drug cartels, Chinese Triads, Red Army, Chinese Communist Party along with a few other world-class criminal gangs.  It’s also why the DoJ (among other agencies) aided the Chinese (after they took possession of the Panama Canal) to smuggle into the US 150 top-level crime bosses into the US.  Gee, where did I get this info?  You’ll find it in testimony given before a congressional subcommittee (follow the link).

Do they plan to hire members of this ALLIANCE for staff positions with the DHS when the time is “right”?  If not, why did Congress, DEA, Department of Justice, FBI and several other federal agencies aid the Chinese in taking possession of the Panama Canal, and cobbling together the ALLIANCE?

There is a better alternative: we have to duplicate what American Founders did, minus their mistakes. (Complete article)

 

Neglect these lessons of real history at your peril.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:04 | 5610001 Bemused Observer
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Not for nothing, but if the FED is preparing for some kind of economic collapse I hope they've figured out how they will pay all these 'enforcers'...

A quick study of history shows you that mercenaries tend to not want your worthless currency or IOU's. Try it, and the Vandals sack Rome and TAKE their pay.

At that moment, YOU are out of power and THEY are in charge.

That is why I don't think such a thing would last very long. The goons will obey orders only as long as their checks clear, and they can buy stuff. If the emergency is that your currency is crap, you'd better have SOMETHING they need and want. And if they discover they can just TAKE it, you're in a lot of trouble.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:15 | 5610687 lotsoffun
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bemused observer  -as  charlie munger pointed it out a year ago or so.  these people will be paid with heavy wool overcoats (great this kind of year) with plastic EBT cards and starbucks gift cards stitched into them.  this stuff is better than bit coin, let alone fiat!  everybody accepts these.

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 01:42 | 5611499 Government need...
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I disagree, the SBUX'n'EBT would only have value at the .gov Px, aka FEMA depot for special minions.  Rape licenses, slave licenses, murder permits, forced blow jobs, etc.  Those would have value, particularly amonst the already-criminal, bloodthirsty set of DHS/thugcop wanksters.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 06:45 | 5611811 10mm
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i am still convinced it wll be outside forces that will do the dirty work.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:07 | 5610016 Counterpunch
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Two methods for the control of nations are now firmly established
by history. The first is the liberal use of wealth, and the
second is the exercise of sheer terror. An ingenious use of both
might bring the entire world to its knees. It makes little difference,
as the pages of history are turned, whether nations go down under
the blows of a foreign enemy, or collapse as the result of an
internal explosion. War is not, in any modern sense, a gallant
adventure. It is not confined to the movements of armies and the
bombing of cities. Cunning, stealth, deceit and dishonesty are
weapons of greater effectiveness than atom bombs, and their successful
use is the stuff of which victories are made.

                                       - The Beasts of the Apocalypse (1959) by Olivia Marie O'Grady

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:00 | 5610800 WmMcK
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Captain Morgan made rum, right?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 13:21 | 5612369 Dickweed Wang
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Don't forget that DHS was set up by a guy that was previously a high ranking member of the East German STASI.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:52 | 5609957 Bemused Observer
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Remember folks...these are the types that need "no-sting antiseptic wipes" in their emergency kits, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.

When TSHTF these people will be known as lunchmeat. They won't last 45 minutes.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:46 | 5610178 grekko
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Lunchmeat?  Excellent, bring on the zombie apocalypse!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:41 | 5610597 Conax
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Don't forget the mayo..

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:42 | 5610604 Harry Balzak
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Ballistic gelatin

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:54 | 5609958 Infinite QE
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The donkeys are waking up and are for the most part well armed. Zio-bankers don't have too many places to flee to and many will be trapped in place, hopefully with the doors chained shut as the flames consume them.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:03 | 5609960 czarangelus
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they run into the hills of Paraguay where we'll have to send specialist hitsquads of highly trained murderers to go and drag them back dead or alive for trial.

And I do mean dead or alive for trial - let's start by digging secret big government socialist Ronald Reagan up and put him on trial like the corpose of Pope Formosus.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:51 | 5611086 seek
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There's a name for those specialists: Marine Expeditionary Unit. I can only hope it plays out as described.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 13:17 | 5612355 Dickweed Wang
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There's a name for those specialists: Marine Expeditionary Unit. I can only hope it plays out as described.

Unfortunately more often than not in the past the MEU's have done the dirty work for the bankster's and their criminal minions.  Don't believe me?  Ask Marine Corp General Smedley Butler ("War is a Racket").

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:55 | 5609973 alexmark2013
Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:54 | 5610216 ThisIsBob
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Ethical?  Something tells me they aren't going to fit right in.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 15:59 | 5609987 T-NUTZ
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call it Insurance

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:03 | 5609997 Grumbleduke
Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:06 | 5610012 allinwood
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Either the Fed is rumor baiting ZH, or the shit is really about to hit the fan. .

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:05 | 5610013 Shitgum Suicide
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OT- I'm sitting in the DMV right now and it still amazes me not only how this place functions but, the conversations of people with the tellers scare me that they are behind the wheel of a car.
WTSHTF I'm glad I won't be HERE when it does.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:08 | 5610020 petroglyph
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I have disapproved of tptb's actions longer than many here have been alive but this rfp makes at least a little sense to me. The skill set it appears they are requesting apps for is a unique set actually. All except the evac part I have trained for years on the rest of it. What I am saying here is they are looking for someone [s] who can actually do some thing besides sit at a keyboard and push buttons. Most of these fucks could't check an elec. panel to see if a breaker tripped or shut water off if a toilet overflowed. Its about time somebody figured out what a bunch of drones are holding the positions at the dhs, and are armed. They can't do shit except blow up the world or frisk someones gramma's diaper.

The thing about the survival kits, that is chump change for what may be needed. They spend more than that on porn. We all sit here and recommend being prepped. What action drama flick where the bank customers are held hostage did we ever see even a first aid kit? None, so the poor saps in a bank trying to get the billing straightened out who ends up stuck in a fuckin bank longer than usual will be muttering to themselves, why didn't anyone plan for this?

Any disaster, manmade or other, as much as we complain about the .gov when anything happens there is always a bunch of open mouthed cunts saying, why didn't "they" plan for this? You may be prepped the best you can, but we zh'er's are special. Small audience though. They should ad on the ap, "multi-lingual" would be given extra consideration but not necessary. When they get down to the part where "will train the right candidate" you know the customers are fucked.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:49 | 5610198 grekko
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Sounds like we're the same age, and totally in aggreement.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:09 | 5610024 Lmo Mutton
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Propoganda and bait tactics.

Watch that shrimp boyz, there is a hook in there.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:11 | 5610033 Bottomofthethird
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Because the last one they got the Ebola and died?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:11 | 5610038 Bill of Rights
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Good, they better be very afraid.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:11 | 5610041 rsnoble
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Golly gee with a survival kit like that pretty much looks like a false sense of security and too stupid to realize they're expendable.

You go with that food bar!  Hopefully the kit includes reinforced ductape so when shtf they might be able to hang themselves with it.  Hillarious.  Prime example of letting the gov't take care of you.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:51 | 5610201 lakecity55
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It is hilarious when they play their stooges for idiots.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:24 | 5610343 shovelhead
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The bank president gets the dust mask.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:22 | 5610080 HamRove
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Wouldn't that be great if Snowden applied?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:50 | 5610615 Harry Balzak
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Someone here should apply.  Who wants to send a resume?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:24 | 5610088 mototard
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As non-Americans, many of us wonder why the US goverment so frequently goes out of its way to screw over its own citizens, yet at the same time lets them buy lots of automatic rifles and some nifty hand guns.

From the outside, one does get a sense that this may not end well.

Not sure, but I am guessing that the French Crown did not encourage the sale of guillotines before the revolution started.

Long on popcorn.

 

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:26 | 5610099 Withdrawn Sanction
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Lets?  They'd probably stop it if they could conveniently.  Since they cant, from their perspective, what's the next best thing?  Get everyone well-armed, they set in train something that will get people turning on one another.  That way, the well-armed citizens do much of the government's dirty work for them.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:21 | 5610332 shovelhead
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Doubtful.

The well armed citizens already know what the Govt. is all about as they tried chipping away the 2nd Amendment piece by piece.

They know the reason why too and it ain't about duck hunting.

These guys will keep their eyes on the prize.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:40 | 5610151 grekko
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At least they didn't put out a req for someone intimate in defense and hand to hand combat, but of course, I believe that tyhe security there is the best that printed fiat can buy.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:35 | 5610130 lasvegaspersona
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WHY???

tradition...jeez...

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:36 | 5610132 The Duke of New...
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Time to burn this bitch to the ground?.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:36 | 5610136 Yen Cross
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 Maiden Lane is about to get pillaged. Too bad all the crooks are going to get is toner cartridges.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:48 | 5610186 lakecity55
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"Dammit, Carothers, how did this get out?"
"It went into the regular RFP by mistake, sir!"
"That 0-hedge crowd will jump on this- with justification. Fuck, it might get on Infowars.
"We are almost ready to initiate a Police State takeover and this...leaks."
"Sorry, sir."
"Handle it, son, handle it!"

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:47 | 5610187 grekko
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Question:  How many elite globalists can you fit an a VW Beetle?

 

Answer:  All of them.  2 in the front, 2 in the back, and the rest in the ashtray.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:39 | 5610593 Major Major Major
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The original joke is about cheesepopes

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 04:48 | 5611726 dreadnaught
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lol...the version i heard was "how many Joos"

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:48 | 5610193 FallenOne
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Needed: professional for hire to coach filthy whittey goyim into the camps durinng collapese. just hang it up you spineless nudnicks you lost "game over man game oover!" ya I hope you have a sweet little brown hole to entice the talmud masters to keep you around as a pet! you will be one of many in Linsey Grahams private harem of gimps!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:49 | 5610194 The Wizard
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Responsible for upkeep and maintenance of the Board s Hazardous Materials Response Team (HMRT) training, equipment, and response program, and is responsible for coordinating operational emergency response efforts for the MGT Div.

Makes me wonder if tungsten is a hazardous material.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:00 | 5610246 Dickweed Wang
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Makes me wonder if tungsten is a hazardous material.

No but depleted uranium sure the hell is.  Just ask the Iraqi's about their messed up infants . . . . . .






Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:55 | 5610224 surf0766
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So 2014 was the year I started stocking. After all this time... I woke up one morning after a dream I had with the notion that I had to begin buying that morning. That was late Oct 1024. I was never a bug and am still not now. I am losing my job march 31 beause of Obamacare. 17 years in IT, 3 layoffs.

 

But I will never let the Fuckn' marxist take this country.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:16 | 5610319 Atticus Finch
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Confused? These are Facsists.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 12:44 | 5614985 SLIDINGINTOIT
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TAG THEM AS YOU WILL,

THE ONES CALLING THE SHOTS ARE LUCIFER WORSHIPPING PSYCOPATHS.

AND ANYONE, ANYONE , WHO DOES NOT OPPOSE THEM ,

ARE ASSISTING THEM.

AND THEY HAVE MADE IT CLEAR .

THEY INTEND TO MURDER OVER 90 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION.

THEY HAVE MADE IT EXTREMELY CLEAR.

AND HAVE THE aMERICAN MORONS SO MIND CONTROLLED ,

THAT THEY "THINK" ITS A GOOD IDEA.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 16:58 | 5610232 lakecity55
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2015: Obamabot Cadres will be set loose on Americans.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:00 | 5610249 Kreditanstalt
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Emergency Measures? Is this PRIOR to the Feds boarding their escape pod spaceship to the stars or AFTER...?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:11 | 5610296 centerline
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lol.  Nice to see you around K.  Hope you are having a nice holiday.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:41 | 5611053 Kreditanstalt
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And to you centerline!  May you have a prosperous and happy 2015 and may we all achieve sufficient wisdom to avoid any further misllocations of capital...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 12:40 | 5614971 SLIDINGINTOIT
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YOU BEST START THINKING DIFFERENTLY.

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CAT AT THE BACK DOOR , WAITING FOR YOU TO FEED IT?

ITS VERY VERY VERY FOCUSED.

VORACIOUS , FOCUSED, HUNGRY.

WHEN THESE aMERICAN FOOLS GET HUNGRY ,

THEY WILL BE JUST AS FOCUSED.

AND THEY WILL NOT BE AT YOUR BACK DOOR, ALONE.

THEY HAVE A BIT MORE THINKING ABILITY THAN THAT CAT .

EVIL WILL RUN RAMPANT.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:03 | 5610257 Dickweed Wang
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Lock and load folks.  What other signs do we need?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:03 | 5610259 razorthin
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Because Jim Rickards told them to.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:06 | 5610277 SnatchnGrab
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The only item that would've cemented "troll" or "oh crap" would've been the addendum: "Must be willing to accept payment in silver."

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:08 | 5610283 shovelhead
Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:14 | 5610309 gimme soma dat
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Why is everyone waiting for SHTF?  It has already happened.  Slow motion, folks.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 12:33 | 5614937 SLIDINGINTOIT
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_________________________________

_________ E X A C T L Y ____________

_________________________________

 

......................NOW ..................

ARE WE GONNA ALLOW THEM TO CONTINUE

 

TO ATTACK US, ON EVERY FRONT YOU CAN THINK OF,

 

TO DESTROY OUR FAMILYS, LITERALLY DESTROY OUR LOVED ONES.

 

THEY WILL NOT STOP , EVER, UNLESS WE STOP THEM.

 

______APATHY IS THEIR GREATEST TOOL , IMPLANTED BY THE MIND CONTROL

OF THEIR MAJOR MEDIA .

 

DO WE ALLOW THEM TO BE SUCCESSFUL, WITH THIS OPERATION

THAT HAS BEEN AT WORK ON US , UNENDINGLY, SMOOTH TALKING YOU AND YOURS INTO THE GRAVE.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:16 | 5610317 Himins
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Where the hell will the .gov find a cesspool of degenerates with THIS type of experience to choose from? Oh WAIT...Dikkk Cheney got a new heart.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:21 | 5610330 Wahooo
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Cuz you pissed them off, Tyler. You're going to get us all big trouble.

Oh yeah, fuck the Fed and DHS.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:26 | 5610351 Bumbu Sauce
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Obama/Holder attemptign to delegitamize local police through "community organizing" after politically expedient cop shootings.  Then once there is sufficient chaos they will roll in the Federales and dissolve local police control.  The Praetorian Guard.  And then, then you will know that you waited too long to exercise your 2nd Amendment rights.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:26 | 5610352 Lumberjack
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Sounds like they are going to start filming a banker version of 'Dude, Your Screwed' or, a version of Mr. and Mrs Howell stranded naked on an uninhabited island somewhere, without money.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:27 | 5610353 Son of Captain Nemo
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Because those "instructions" can be both a bit depressing and daunting given the subject matter?...

Happy Newy Year' American sheep!

Enjoy the bahhhh while it lasts!!!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:28 | 5610363 Dre4dwolf
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Someone volunteer for the position and act as a double agent please? so when the shtf these assholes are left out in the cold alone ;P

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:38 | 5610408 theyjustcantstop
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calling all grubers, calling all grubers.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:40 | 5610416 Lostinfortwalton
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Obviously they already have someone they want to hire so they make the job description conform to some dude's inflated resume. Your tax dollars down the toilet, again.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:41 | 5610417 Racer
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King Obomber New Year's resolution is going all out to try to start another war and this time SUCCEED cos it is against the US sheeple.

Having fattened the sheeple on  fake junk food for years to a state where they can hardly walk on their own two feet they will be easy targets and it will be over very quickly hence the 'temporary' nature of the job

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:47 | 5611072 Yen Cross
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Racer I adore you. "Haven fattened sheeple" was great.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 22:03 | 5611126 JD59
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Dirty Deeds done with Sheeple!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I

 

 

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 17:42 | 5610426 Sub MOA
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who cares just another ad for a chump to earn an illegitimate paycheck... nothing to see here blah blah

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:12 | 5610513 Wilcox1
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Let me take a stab at this: Now that law enforcement is only going to arrest you when they actually have to there will be tons of people with spare time on their hands and some of them will probably do some thinking. There is no telling how many of these thinking people will choose to examine our monetary system. The fed is probably just trying to be proactive keeping in mind what Henry Ford said about what would likely happen when people understood the banking system. 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:16 | 5610520 kchrisc
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As long as they don't know where my guillotine is, all will be okay.

Guillotine the Fed!

The banksters need to repay us.

 

"The people will except gold, silver, or heads in repayment."

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:50 | 5611085 Yen Cross
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 Kris, I jst want to chop sum wood.

 Have you ever taken the time to understand "corperal punishment" Chris?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:22 | 5610547 homiegot
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How can we pull the rug out from everyone and then declare martial law? We need your expertise.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:32 | 5610579 _SILENCER
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You'd think the Fed would have connections enough to know where to go to find a person with these job qualifications. Strange.

 

Nevertheless, make ready for what's to come.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 18:59 | 5610650 Baby Eating Dingo22
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The Board has a Hazardous Materials Response Team? Comes as news to us

 

AKA the PPT

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:59 | 5610797 Lostinfortwalton
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It's a Hilarious Materials Response Team, aka the Fed minutes; they are dyslexic.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:07 | 5610664 Yen Cross
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 On my list of 1001 things to sweep under the rug, the fed is 1002. Any smart trader knows this isn't goung to be January 76.

 December/January was front~run. Old news Bitchez.

  I think Doc is right about that 1.00+ yield on TSY-10s

 The usd is going to put in a 38.8 correction. There will be buyers on the dip, but they will be met with "bond yields and earnings" BITCHEZ

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:49 | 5610779 WmMcK
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a 38.8 correction -- is that a fib?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:40 | 5611056 Yen Cross
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 4 hr candle

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 22:10 | 5611135 Yen Cross
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 You'ld be retarded to ask for my advice

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:10 | 5610669 bugs_
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the perfect job for clip-board man

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:21 | 5610685 Hannibal
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It's like this:

if the PTB want to destroy the US, they can.

want to trash the financial markets , they can.

more war and chaos, they can.

extented bank holiday, they can.

cut off EBT's, they can.

fuck us up, they can.

So just chill, enjoy your life while you can.

Happy New Year

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:18 | 5610697 gwar5
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Sounds like a position for an ex-military, colonel or above.

 

But since they all hate Obama and are not willing to execute American citizens, looks like he had to expand the search to twitter and Craigslist to seek another affirmative action or lesbian ideologue willing to kill white men. That's progress though, looks like his base has shrunk a little.

 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:19 | 5610700 spinone
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Some connected DHSES guy retired and needs a cushy job.  That is all.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:54 | 5610945 noguano
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They're only hiring one.  Sounds like your right!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:37 | 5610746 s2man
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I've been prep'ing for over six years and I read a DHS report on EMPs .  Does that qualify me?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:41 | 5610763 pupdog1
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I wonder when all these federal fucks are going to realize that only 1/1000 of 1% of them get to go in the el supremo underground bunkers.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:37 | 5610898 serotonindumptruck
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What's even more humorous would be the number of survivors who might emerge from those underground bunkers with the attitude that "they" are in charge under some kind of "continuity of government" protocol.

 

Assuming that those lucky few survivors emerge into an environment that isn't so irradiated and toxic that there are even any other complex life forms in evidence, who exactly do they intend to rule over?

 

The "Nuclear Age" changed everything. The Tribe never planned for their fellow members, Einstein and Oppenheimer (among many others) to develop such potentially destructive technology that would render the Earth extinct of ALL life, forever.

 

The Samson Option is all that is left.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:16 | 5612659 Car 54 Where Are U
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What will all those "Chiefs" do without any "indians"?  There's the joke! 

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 19:59 | 5610796 Crazy Canuck
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Or is there something else going on - 

  • Four influenza-associated pediatric deathswere reported to CDC during the week ending December 20. Three deaths were associated with an influenza A (H3) virus and occurred during weeks 49 and 50 (weeks ending December 6 and December 13, 2014, respectively). One death was associated with an influenza B virus and occurred during week 51 (week ending December 20, 2014). A total of 15 influenza-associated pediatric deaths have been reported for the 2014-2015 season at this time.

Where is the tsar for this one - where is the 24/7 media panic?

 

http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/summary.htm

And up here north of the border:

To date, 27 deaths have been reported from participating provinces and territories for the 2014/2015 influenza season.


Wed, 12/31/2014 - 20:20 | 5610856 bigrooster
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The tribe knows that the pitch forks will be coming out soon.  They can always hide in their empty gold vaults.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:13 | 5610964 dexter_morgan
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Employment Status: Temporary

interesting.

mazel tov with that.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:38 | 5611052 Yen Cross
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 It's cold bitchez/  I wonder what Vlad thinks?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 21:58 | 5611113 ThisIsBob
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Emergency preparedness?  Tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 22:01 | 5611118 q99x2
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Sounds like they're going to get rid of some evidence. Yes New York City here at 9pm EST YeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaa. Jump Bankster Jump.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 22:11 | 5611139 Yen Cross
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  I licked my salty finger bitchez!

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 23:25 | 5611295 yellowsub
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What, they didn't see this coming to have not hired this person much earlier?

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 23:40 | 5611328 Kuhn Tewk
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"The shit is about to hit the fan."  Ok. Please explain...what form will this "shit" take ? I think a majority of us strongly feel something will happen, but I really can't say what form it will take.  I would appreciate clarfication from those brighter, more psychic than I am.

Wed, 12/31/2014 - 23:52 | 5611345 medium giraffe
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Does he know how to counter pitchfork fu?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 00:25 | 5611403 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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All BIG Gubberment departments have to have Emergency Prep Specialists due to legal liability and legislation coming out of the IMF and World Bank. Clearly, they are going to be making their move to

a basket of currencies in 2015 and this jive is mere preparedness

on the part of the NWO Gubberment IMHO. All G20 nations have

bail-in legislation in place and the superstructure requires preparedness by legislation foisted upon all by the IMF.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:12 | 5612120 SLIDINGINTOIT
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THE NON FEDERAL NO RESERVE...... IS A PRIVATE CABAL OF SCUMBALLS.

 

YOU REFERING TO THEM AS THE GOVERNMENT, ASSISTS IN YOUR OWN DEMISE.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:45 | 5612932 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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I know the FED is privately owned, but the American Gubberment treats it as a quasi-governmental body for monetary reasons that are clear to all on Z/H, including you, SLIDINGINTOIT.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 20:14 | 5613318 SLIDINGINTOIT
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....

LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT. THE US GOVERNMENT DOES NOT NEED TO BORROW MONEY. THE US GOVERNMENT CAN CREATE MONEY AND START USING IT. THEY DO NOT NEED TO HAVE A CRIME CABAL CREATE MONEY AND BORROW IT FROM THEM.

 

 

____ ITS A SCAM _____

I DO ATTEMPT, DAILY, TO POINT OUT THAT "THEY" THE OWNERS OF THIS PRIVATE STOREFRONT, ARE SCUM. LITERALLY, SCUM.

 

THEY ARE THE THEY , WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING OF THE ONES IN CONTROL.

 

 

AND THEY ARE PSCHOPATHS , INTENT ON DE POPULATION.

 

THEY OWN THE GOVERNMENT.

THEY ARE LEAD BY THE ROTHCHILDS AND IMMEDIATE ASSOCIATES.

THEY ORDERED 9/11.

AND THEY WORSHIP LUCIFER.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 01:02 | 5611452 noben
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Happy New Year, ZH.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 01:50 | 5611521 KuriousKat
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For some reason all I imagine in a scenario like that is the evacuation of Hanoi..the managers dangling by ropes on a helicopter with the last order to the bank clerks they'll be back with reinforcements , hold down the fort be brave and   with the clerks guarding all the now worthless currency left to carry on. .Simply epic..

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 01:54 | 5611536 Yes_Questions
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Beeeeecause its 2015 and fans will meet shit

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 02:54 | 5611624 Kelley
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When a government has a particular person in mind already, the job description is tailored to fit that person and that person only.

 

That looks like that could be the case here.

 

This is not to imply that the Obama mob don't fully intend to do as much damge as they possibly can to increase turmoil and cause a crisis. "Never let a crisis go to waste."

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:03 | 5612104 SLIDINGINTOIT
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FAR FROM AWAKE, OBMA IS A WILLING PUPPET.

THE ENEMY IS THE PUPPETMASTERS.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 03:28 | 5611665 oooBooo
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This is too simple. Someone at the fed has a friend. This friend is familiar with the DHS. This friend needs a job or a better job. So our hero at the fed creates a job with a description where only one person meets the requirements.

 

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 04:42 | 5611724 dreadnaught
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ive seen it happen that way a job description tailored exactly to an individuals experience/expertise

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:44 | 5612084 SLIDINGINTOIT
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Simple. Right.

Rationalize.

Right.

 

You would have ridiculed and rationalized , in response , to someone , twenty years ago , telling you , THEY ARE LISTENING TO "EVERYONES" PHONE CONVERSATIONS.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 23:43 | 5613851 oooBooo
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It's just being able to smell bullshit.

Not everyting is part of the great conspiracy, sometimes it's just a bullshit job for someone's friend or relative.

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 03:45 | 5611684 Fuku Ben
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Since I already had a copy of Wolfgang Halbig's resume I sent in an application. He should be receiving the email confirmation any time now

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 07:46 | 5611861 The Most Intere...
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I will get concerned when they start looking for those experienced in the ancient art of decapitation.  For now, im just happy they let us live.  Happy new year everyone!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:24 | 5612130 SLIDINGINTOIT
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I BET.

 

THE G M O HARVARD STUDY,

EVERGREEN AIR OPERATIONS ,

ARRON RUSSOS WARNINGS ,

CHARLOTTE ISERBYTS CLEAR EXPLANATION OF THE POPULATIONS DUMBNESS,

COUNTLESS OTHERS WARNINGS ,

THE WATER ADDITIVES , THE ASPARTAME IN PRODUCTS ALREADY SWEETENED ,

NOTHING SEEMS TO PHASE THE MINDCONTROLLED aMERICANS.

THEY ARE TRUE ENGINEEERED MORONS BY DESIGN, PLANNED AND ACCOMPLISHED

___

A GULLITINE ?, THE MORON aMERICANS  WOULD LIKELY BE PROGRAMMED TO CHEER, AND ,

 

YOUD LIKELY HAVE A PARTY YOURSELF TO WATCH THEM ON ............................................TV.

 

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:27 | 5612132 SLIDINGINTOIT
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YOU , LIKELY STILL, STILL "THINK" MUSLIMS PULLED 9/11.

 

BUILDING 7......ITS A WEIGHT ON THE SOUL OF THE WILLING BLIND.

THE SLEEPWALKERS , THE zOMBIES.

THE aMERICANS.

THE FOOLS.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 09:39 | 5611984 overmedicatedun...
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DHS, formed after 911, When the United States already had:

1. FBI, CIA, DOD, NSA, SS, ATF, Fed Marshalls, and thousands of state and local police- just what the fuck where these security agencies doing pre 911?

2. we now have DHS and TSA, growing and growing and terrorist are 2 teens with pressure cooker home made bombs?? real threats from getting shot by a roid filled local cop are greater than the whole terrorist effort since 2001 for the public.

who headed the DHS why it was a dual citizen yew, who by luck alone made millions selling stuff to DHSt-like body scanners which some say cause cancer,  but I digress..we gave up freedom to be safe, or so says .gov, but I say keep your damn safty, give me liberty.

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:46 | 5612156 SLIDINGINTOIT
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LIBERTY IS YOURS.

ITS GIVEN OF GOD.

 

NO ONE CAN TAKE IT.

 

THOUGH, YOU COULD, IN A TIME OF DECEPTION,

 

SURRENDER IT.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 09:39 | 5611986 Falconsixone
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It's now apearent they dont  know what to do or how to do it. Jews are like that. They need the stupid goyum to figure it out for them. But now that they;ve dumbed down the population  they dont know what to do. Catch 22?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:09 | 5612023 giggler321
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If they are hiring now you've got at least another 9+months

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:30 | 5612040 SLIDINGINTOIT
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______________ BE CLEAR _____________________

ARRON RUSSO WAS CLEAR. [in his interview , at your fingertips]

THEY HAVE A PLAN TO MICROCHIP EVERYONE.

TO MICROCHIP EVERYONE.

THE PLAN IS IN OPERATION.

________________ AWAKEN  _______________

BE AWARE , THE ONLY WAY POSSIBLE TO GET THE PEOPLE TO COOPERATE IS A HEALTH EMERGENCY.

GOLDMAN SACHS CEO "llYOD bLANKFEIN" [a little clown] in AN INTERVIEW

WHERE AS USUAL HE TALKED TO BE TALKING , [saying next to nothing, acting the BS clown, as ordered] STATED ,

[unintentionally] THAT GOLDMAN SACHS PRACTICES , PLANS, DRILLS,

____________ FOR A PANDEMIC ______________

THEY ARE GOING TO MURDER THOUSANDS , GET THE NATION IN A FEAR FRENZY ,

AND THEN SAY THEY HAVE

______________"VACCINATIONS"_________

____________ A MANDATORY VACCINATION, ____________

______ THAT WILL COME IN A SERIES OF THREE OR MORE , AND THEY WILL  WILL SAY MUST, MUST, 

________________ MUST,  BE TRACKED WITH A MICROCHIP ___________________

with the " rational" that the microchip will keep your "shots" in order , and it will be a tool  "TO BE SURE YOU , DONT GET TOO MUCH , for your protection , of course"]

______________________________________

__________ WAKE UP, IT IS A PLAN BEING SET UP RIGHT NOW.

THEY WILL LINK YOUR HEALTH RECORDS , THEN YOUR FINANCIALS, AND YOUR PSYCH EVALUATION, ONTO THE CHIP.

THEY WILL HAVE SCANNERS ISSUED TO ALL "AUTHORITIES ".

_________________________________________________________________

THE "VACCINATIONS" WILL BEGIN TO BE ASSIGNED BY NUMBER ,

SPECIFIC TO YOUR NUMBER.

THEY WILL HAVE CUSTOM COCKTAILS AND BEGIN EXTERMINATING THE PEOPLE ,

________ IN AN ORDERLY FASHION ___________

AND THE TV WILL BE THE GUIDEPOST , AS IT ALREADY IS .

________ COMPLETE MINDCONTROL,

_______WALKING EVERYONE STRAIGHT INTO THE PIT.

___________________________________________________________________________________

YOU ARE IN GRAVE DANGER ,

AND YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT A  FOOTBALL GAME, ON THE TV PROGRAMMING BOX.

THE TV , THAT PROGRAMS , YOU .

[of course you DONT BELIEVE THAT "

YOU DONT "THINK " IT IS TRUE.

And you refuse to use the search bar ].

_____________AND YOU ALREADY FEAR THE SCUM corrupt government,

SO YOU WONT

_______________________USE THE SEARCH BAR AND GET INFORMED. because they told you like the NAZIS they are

THAT THEY ARE "LISTENING. AND WATCHING YOU"

 

____

EVERYTHING I STATE IS BASED ON ACCURATE RESEARCH AND KNOWN INFORMATION.

YOU DONT "THINK " IT IS TRUE.

____________________________________________________ BUT IT IS.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:32 | 5612065 SLIDINGINTOIT
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THEY HAVE A PLAN TO MICROCHIP EVERYONE.

TO MICROCHIP EVERYONE.

THE PLAN IS IN OPERATION.

________________ AWAKEN  _______________

BE AWARE , THE ONLY WAY POSSIBLE TO GET THE PEOPLE TO COOPERATE IS A HEALTH EMERGENCY.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:34 | 5612069 aubreyfarmer
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Will the question,  "Would you fire on American citizens if ordered to do so?" appear on the application or will that be on the verbal part of the application?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:11 | 5612087 SLIDINGINTOIT
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THE "VACCINATIONS" WILL BEGIN TO BE ASSIGNED BY NUMBER ,

SPECIFIC TO YOUR NUMBER.

THEY WILL HAVE CUSTOM COCKTAILS AND BEGIN EXTERMINATING THE PEOPLE ,

________ IN AN ORDERLY FASHION ___________

 MINDCONTROL TV WILL GUIDE THE FEAR LADEN MASSES.

BUT , OF COURSE YOU "THINK" YOU ARE AWAKE.

ALL SLEEPWALKERS DO.

___

 

YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE "PEOPLE"

IN CONTROL,

WHO INTEND TO MURDER [they call it depopulate] OVER 90 PERCENT.

 

YOU "BELIEVE" THAT DAHMER ATE PEOPLE , REPEATEDLY. YOU "BELIEVE" THAT.

 

BUT YOU CANT GRASP THAT THE CREEPS IN CONTROL, ARE JUST AS EVIL , MORE SO EVEN, AND HAVE THE TOP "SCIENTISTS" ASSISTING THEM.

 

NOW GO WATCH THE TV.

 

YOU ARE TV MIND PROGRAMMED.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 14:20 | 5612536 IridiumRebel
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Dude! Read.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:51 | 5612092 SLIDINGINTOIT
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____________ A MANDATORY VACCINATION, ____________

______ THAT WILL COME IN A SERIES OF THREE OR MORE , AND THEY WILL  WILL SAY MUST, MUST, 

________________ MUST,  BE TRACKED WITH A MICROCHIP ________

with the " rational" that the microchip will keep your "shots" in order , and it will be a tool  "TO BE SURE YOU , DONT GET TOO MUCH , for your protection , of course"]

__________ WAKE UP,

________________________IT IS A PLAN IN OPERATION RIGHT NOW.

THEY WILL LINK YOUR HEALTH RECORDS , THEN YOUR FINANCIALS, AND YOUR PSYCH EVALUATION, ONTO THE CHIP.

THEY WILL HAVE SCANNERS ISSUED TO ALL "AUTHORITIES ".

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:56 | 5612096 SLIDINGINTOIT
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YOU ARE UNDER FULL ATTACK,

ON MULTIPLE FRONTS ,

RIGHT NOW.

 

THE IDEA, THE MIS DIRECTION,

THE HYPE OF FIGHTING THE TRUE ENEMY

WITH CONVENTIONAL FIREARMS IS A RUSE.

THEY HAVE WEAPONS THAT COULD WIPE EVERYONE OFF THE PLANET.

THEY INTEND TO,

BUT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, THEY HAVE YOU LISTENING AND ABSORBING THE MINDCONTROL

 

____EVERY DAY ON TV ___________

 

YOU ARE BRAIN WASHED EVERY DAY.

 

______MIND CONTROL PROGRAMMED , DAILY.

 

...................... NOW GO WATCH FOOTBALL,

YOUR PROGRAM AWAITS.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 10:59 | 5612100 SLIDINGINTOIT
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YOU DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING I STATED .

 

YOU DONT BELIEVE A THIRD SKYSCRAPER CAME STRAIGHT DOWN IN SECONDS AT THE TRADE CENTER ON 9/11 2001 EITHER.

 

YOU DONT BELIEVE IT .....SO YOU REFUSE TO INVESTIGATE IT , WITH THE TOOL AT YOUR FINGERTIPS,

BECAUSE ITS NOT TRUE , RIGHT?

 

______________________ YOU ARE MINDCONTROLLED SHEEP, AND YOU "THINK" YOU LIKE IT, AS YOU DENY IT

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:06 | 5612108 SLIDINGINTOIT
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_________________

_____________ G O V J A C K E D ____________________

 

________________________in 1913__________________

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:15 | 5612121 SLIDINGINTOIT
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THE NON FEDERAL NO RESERVE ....

IS NON FEDERAL, AND HAS NO RESERVE.

ITS A PRIVATE CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION.

 

YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET INFORMED OF

YOUR TRUE ENEMY.

 

THEY ARE LISTENING TO YOUR PHONE.

THEY KNOW THEIR ENEMY, THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEIR PREY.

 

THEY HAVE PLANS.

THEY ARE IN OPERATION RIGHT NOW.

 

NOW GO WATCH TV.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 11:58 | 5612170 botegaveneta
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Canada Goose Kinder dann bitte Materie
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