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For CNBC, 2014 Was The Worst. Year. Ever.

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Another year of putting lipstick on the zombie known as the global economy, kept walking only thanks to $11 trillion in liquidity injections by the world's central banks and tens of trillions of new Chinese credit created out of thin air and promptly misallocated and embezzled, and the results are in. The bottom line: according to Nielsen, is that despite the S&P recording a whopping 53 all time highs, and the Dow rising over 18,000, the channel that was once must watch financial TV for mom and pop, and has since devolved into endless cheerleading of failed policies and rigged markets, namely CNBC, just suffered its worst year in, well, ever.

But don't worry: the "retail investor" who has now fully given up on the "market", will surely be back this year, and with it CNBC's ratings.

In the meantime, here are the facts:

  • CNBC's Total Business Day segment (M-F 9:30a-5p), just delivered its lowest rated year since 1995 with P2+ and delivered its lowest rated year ever since 1992 with the 25-54 demographic

Program Highlights 2014

  • Squawk Box delivered its lowest rated year ever with both total viewers and the 25-54 demo
  • Squawk on the Street delivered its lowest rated year ever with both total viewers and the 25-54 demo
  • Fast Money/Halftime Report delivered its lowest rated year ever with both total viewers and the 25-54 demo
  • Power Lunch delivered its lowest rated year ever with both total viewers and the 25-54 demo
  • Street Signs delivered its lowest rated year ever with both total viewers and the 25-54 demo
  • Closing Bell (3p-5p) delivered  its lowest rated year ever with both total viewers and the 25-54 demo
  • Fast Money delivered its lowest rated year ever with total viewers and its 2nd lowest rated year ever with the 25-54 demo (lowest rated year ever is 2013)
  • Mad Money delivered its 2nd lowest rated year ever with total viewers (lowest rated year is 2013) and its lowest rated year ever with the 25-54 demo

Finally, one wonders if without the Fed and other central banks, the real S&P500 wouldn't look like the chart of CNBC's Nielsen ratings...

How ironic, then, that another market crash is precisely what CNBC needs to regain its audience before it slides into complete oblivion (by both viewers and advertisers).

Source: Nielsen

 

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Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:19 | 5612665 Yen Cross
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 Well deserved!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:21 | 5612668 Supernova Born
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Steve Lies-man, the face of fail.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:24 | 5612673 So Close
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Maybe if they would let the folks they are interviewing whom actually know what they are doing (Meaning... they make money!) talk instead of constantly interupting or running over them......

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:31 | 5612697 toady
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Even the rubes know it's just BS. RAH RAH, etc.

I only tune in on the occasional down day. The relentless need to down play the market drop is actually kinda funny, in a manic-obsessive way.

And Cramer is just insane.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:35 | 5612705 Yen Cross
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 I turn on CNBS just before I'm going to buy a new TV> long bricks!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:37 | 5612712 J S Bach
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"For CNBC, 2014 Was The Worst. Year. Ever."

 

And that's some of the best news of 2014... for us.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:47 | 5612742 kaiserhoff
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2015 will be a make or break year for media, retail, and commercial real estate.

I just wish I knew what will break when.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:56 | 5612765 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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I wouldn't count on it. Lamestream media will simply become bailed out zombies like most of the rest of the USSA eCONomy.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:08 | 5612986 Latina Lover
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When I want to learn, I turn to ZH. When I want to  watch lies, I turn to CNBS.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:16 | 5613016 Ahoy Polloi
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And to think... Just one more celebrity ball licking poem from Art Cashin might have been enough to turn things around...

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:29 | 5613040 El Oregonian
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C = Cheerleaders I

N = Never will ever

B = Believe their

C = Content again.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:55 | 5613102 I MISS KUDLOW
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do u see that double top.......it aint coming back,,,,,,good night moon

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:18 | 5613181 Save_America1st
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don't forget CNN is just as bad or worse.  CNN wouldn't even have a pulse of a rating point if they weren't on every TV in every airport across the land 24/7. 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:59 | 5613292 johngaltfla
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If you want to watch CNBC but do not have it on your local cable lineup:

1. Get really, really drunk.

2. At 2:45 a.m. local time, turn on one of your local television channels.

3. Enjoy the infomercial.

Same thing as watching CNBC.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:14 | 5613328 SickDollar
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Thu, 01/01/2015 - 21:10 | 5613570 Yes We Can. But...
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CNBC is propaganda-driven unfunny humor delivered by unappealing obnoxious stand-ups.  Bill Maher, for example, might be a good fit at CNBC.

Who wants to watch that shit?

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 00:46 | 5613934 willwork4food
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Well, that hot brunette is kind of fun to watch....

just sayin.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 01:30 | 5613991 The9thDoctor
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Cable TV is dying or dead in general.

Just the other day on Drudge Report, there was an article about how "Reality" TV is pretty much a dead genre now.

More and more people are ditching cable and satelite and are signing up for Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Video.

As for "news", TV is dead and everything is online.  Drudge Report is unstoppable.

Newspapers are obsolete.  Only old folks read those rags and think they are being informed.

It's the 2010s.  The days of ABC, SeeBS, NBC and PBS are long gone.  Now it's Youtube, Twitter, and blogs like Zero Hedge.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 08:34 | 5614248 Keyser
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I would love to kick Joe Kernen and Andrew Ross Sorkin in the nuts, if they had any... Becky, meh, she's too stupid to know better...

Steve LIESman is a cock-sucking Fed acolyte that also fits in the above category... 

The rest of the Hitler Youth during the day doesn't have a clue... Especially that cunt Barry Sullivan... I hate to admit we attended the same university...

Then we have the clown of Wall Street, Jim Cramer... No comment is necessary...

The ONLY saving grace is Mandy and yes, I would kick her out of bed, ONLY because there is more room on the floor... 

Pull the plug NBC on ALL of your failed channels... Your stockholders demand no less...

 

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 00:09 | 5613886 nope-1004
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When I do that, my thumbs are one the outside of my hands, not the inside.

lol.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 00:41 | 5613931 SickDollar
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+100

point taken lol

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 03:42 | 5614072 g'kar
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Inside or outside most of us take it in the backside. lol

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:02 | 5613298 Fun Facts
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"you can fool some of the people all of the time and those are the ones you want to concentrate on"

This describes the remaining CNBC audience

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 20:45 | 5613521 EscapingProgress
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CNBC needs another economic crisis.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:56 | 5612767 MalteseFalcon
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Shut your TV off.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:16 | 5612822 SuperRay
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Some needs to bitch-slap joe kiernan (spelling?). What a total douche bag.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:51 | 5612939 Lore
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You touch on an important point. For what I am about to say, I mean no offense to thoughtful American ZHers...

For me at least, CNBC personalities embody the rude, pompous, loud-mouthed, stereotypical "UGLY AMERICAN."  Listening to them shout past each other is like fingernails on a chalkboard.  BRAG BRAG BRAG, and BITCH BITCH BITCH.  My last trip overseas was particularly spoiled by their ignorant ilk.  They never shut up, never take polite hints, and equate volume with truthiness.  AND THEY LOOOOVE TO CRITICIZE. 

If CNBC wants to improve ratings, they should do something about that, but I think it's symptomatic of some broader cultural pathology.  

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:05 | 5612981 kliguy38
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forgetaboutit..........they are for propaganda only. They're bootlickers for the banksters AND they KNOW it.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:40 | 5613064 jbvtme
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what's a tv?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:26 | 5613203 Arnold
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A tv is like a room sized tablet.

Obsolete technology, except for Blu Ray screeners.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 00:18 | 5613895 PC Load Letter
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Kernan is the worst of the CNBS clowns (even worse than Cramer and Lies-man). One of the most obnoxious people on TV.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:12 | 5613324 TheMeatTrapper
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I've noticed on our local radio stations that outside of prime time, there are almost no "real" commercials being sold. It's all public service announcements. Smoky The Bear, little girls going to bed hungry, anti-bullying ads, etc. Sometimes they run 4 PSA's in a row without a single real paying commercial. 

When they do have commercials, it's either car dealerships bragging how they will finance anybody, pecker pills to make the wife happy, etc. Very little of anything of substance being advertised.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 01:32 | 5613993 The9thDoctor
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I've noticed on our local radio stations that outside of prime time, there are almost no "real" commercials being sold.

Radio advertsing is useless because no one listens to terrestrial radio anymore.  Nowadays everything is streaming.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:18 | 5613337 TheMeatTrapper
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I've noticed on our local radio stations that outside of prime time, there are almost no "real" commercials being sold. It's all public service announcements. Smoky The Bear, little girls going to bed hungry, anti-bullying ads, etc. Sometimes they run 4 PSA's in a row without a single real paying commercial. 

When they do have commercials, it's either car dealerships bragging how they will finance anybody, pecker pills to make the wife happy, etc. Very little of anything of substance being advertised.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 02:25 | 5614030 A Nanny Moose
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Fuck the Communist News Bullshit Channel. Their demise creates space for thousands of other people who actually want to be journalists, rather than T&A Sock Puppets.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 20:09 | 5613444 saveUSsavers
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"For CNBC... KERNEN was the worst, EVER ! "

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:36 | 5612715 boogerbently
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So, did they follow Maria to FOX, or, did Ina get a large uptick ?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:40 | 5612721 DaddyO
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Well, I don't fall in this demographic and I don't watch and have never watched CNBS or any other financial news site.

My eyes got peeled open quite a number of years ago and it is pointless to spend valuable time on these portals of MSM BS.

FNB, CNN/Fortune or any other is a total waste of time once you realize the wheels are coming off.

My time is better spent ramping up my response to said wheels flying in four different directions.

Any rational, prudent citizen of the world is or should be doing the same...

DaddyO

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:57 | 5612770 algol_dog
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How obnoxious, talentless, waste of space is Joe Kernen? He makes 2 million a year for his wonderful insights and interviewing skills.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:24 | 5612850 Yen Cross
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 Joe Korntooth makes $2mil a year? Thanks for the info.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:47 | 5613083 jbvtme
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joe the reptile  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTgADBk8oCE start at 1:20

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 21:59 | 5613674 MontgomeryScott
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There are times when David Icke actually looks, um, 'sentient'.

'We have 'capitalism", and we embrace it...' that blonde dronette looks good, but lacks any REAL emotions. After all, the drones she's playing against are really fucking stupid (and fat, and have short little thingies), so I guess i could forgive her for her lack of enthusiasm, I suppose.

I think PMSNBC should rebroadcast the segment where 'Mile-high Club' charter member Maria is down in the 'bullpen' after the crash, with 'the godfather' Henry Kissinger, who speaks to her about the 'global governance' thing and the need to 'seize the opportunity' (real 'never let a good crisis go to waste' stuff). I think she came about three times... (before she went on camera)... it corresponds with the 'spike' in viewership in the graph of this story, you know.

Alex Jones interviews David Icke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0mCMfC8UmI

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 12:57 | 5615007 IrritableBowels
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Quid pro quo, Clarice...

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 20:01 | 5613423 HardAssets
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Have no idea who Joe Kornhole is - having turned off t.v. a long time ago.

Its all mind numbing and IQ lowering bullsh_t

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:57 | 5613416 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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"...wonderful insights and interviewing skills."

Like his recent "interview" with T. Boone Pickens?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:39 | 5613248 Augustus
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The more airtime given to Cramjob.

the lower the ratings.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 23:56 | 5613869 TexasAggie
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Before I retired, it was constantly on 24/7 as one of the channels on the several screens in the watch area - Fox News, CNN, etc.  Without all of the governemt watch centers having this on, how many actual viewers would  they have?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:35 | 5612704 Thomas
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Hey ZH. You guys ought to plot your click count versus time since inception. It would be interesting because you have been living off stories about the underlying problems in markets and politics throughout an expansion. Imagine the click counts once the shit starts hitting the fan. 

I happened to notice that your click counts were very large for your top 20 articles this year.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:46 | 5612740 konputa
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It seems traffic here is dropping.

 

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/zerohedge.com

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:42 | 5613256 Arnold
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Ghostry blocks alexa among others.

good product.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:51 | 5612753 Tyler Durden
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Traffic continues to rise and print new record highs monthly.

As for Alexa's "tracking", one may want to read this.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:52 | 5612760 konputa
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Interesting. Is Alexa trying to keep Fightclub down?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:07 | 5612789 Bay of Pigs
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Tyler, all you can do is laugh at that blatant propaganda (phony graphs).

ZH still rocks...

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:14 | 5612990 NoDebt
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Well then, Tyler, you might want to beat on that drum with more than an off-hand comment in this article.  I've watched the Alexa numbers myself and scratched my head over them, but I never had reason to outright disbelieve them until now.  The "alternate" website numbers going down didn't seem too odd, certainly not enough to raise my suspicion, but when you see sites like MSNBC.com going UP, you know something's whacked.  My kid's YouTube channel has more viewers than MSNBC does on any given day.  No way their website does better than their broadcast, unless you juice their site with bot hits (or just lie).

And it started in late September/early October, a month before the midterm elections.  So....  I guess I'd get somebody on this, not in a ZH-secific defensive way, but treat it as you would any other series of manipulated numbers.  Out there somewhere there is somebody else compiling numbers that are competitive with Alexa's numbers.  No?

I guess what I'm saying is, if I didn't know this, there's probably plenty of other people who didn't either.

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:34 | 5613373 seek
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I noticed the same downtrend, but presumed that the data might be off. That said, I'm glad to see Tyler's data trending up, I wasn't convinced it was.

A lot of us block ads and trackers which would really mess up a lot of the external sources. I wish ZH supported BTC donations in addition to taking credit cards to make up for the ad blocking..

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 20:16 | 5613460 Yen Cross
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 The BLS hasn't "seasonally adjusted" the data yet.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 20:30 | 5613489 Ralph Spoilsport
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You can donate to ZH with PayPal.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 23:12 | 5613541 Yen Cross
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 Ralph, I donate.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:00 | 5612780 Bumbu Sauce
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What news was breaking for those 2.3 and 2.4M hits?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:04 | 5612792 Max Steel
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Happy New Year to you in Austria .

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:13 | 5613001 daveO
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Just before the elections, too. Didn't seem to help any.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:02 | 5613123 THX 1178
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So the tylers read Infowars?!?!

WOW!

I'ver spent a good amount of time there... its good to know that for future reference.

Alex jones seems saner and saner by the day what with the goings on these days.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:44 | 5613390 seek
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I'm pretty sure I've seen the Tylers reference Inforwars, ATS, GLP, and even beforeitsnews. I'm presuming they're sane enough to realize some or all of those are limited hangout ops, and that there's some serious whackadoos out there, since they never pick up the off-the-deep-end stories from any of those sites.

The live feed on beforeitsnews is outright bizarro-land but has some entertainment value.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 01:41 | 5613998 The9thDoctor
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Alex jones seems saner and saner by the day what with the goings on these days.

I disagree.  I think Alex Jones has gone downhill in recent years.  Infowars has gotten way too tabloid lately.

They also have all of these doom predictions that never pan out.  Ebola, Swine Flu, WWIII because of Ukraine, the collapse of the USD, Gas hitting $6 a gallon, food shortages, mass graves, too many to list here which were absolute BS.

Then Alex gets cranks on his show like Lindsey Williams and Steve Quayle and these doomers have ZERO credibility and are filled with false predictions.

Hopefully more in the "truth" movement wake up and realize that doomporn gets you absolutely nowhere in life.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:17 | 5613174 Anunnaki
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I found you guys via the Saker and six months on, if i only have time to check one blog, it is Zero Hedge first

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 00:55 | 5613948 willwork4food
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Yup. When I want real news and feed back- whether it's critical or not is unimportant. Keeps me sharp and I know I'm getting the real vibe of what's going on. I am surprised Obama didn't ask Tylor to help with the economic upturn we have experienced lately.

lol.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 10:30 | 5614449 the_magician
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I found Saker thru ZH! 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:51 | 5613403 Thomas
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Thanks.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 22:30 | 5613713 MontgomeryScott
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I would not have believed that Tyler Durden would EVER use Infowars as a source... (FUCK YEAH!).

Is Amazon-owned company purposely sabotaging sites which carry headlines contradictory to administration talking points?

No, of COURSE not! Don't be CONTRARIAN!

As pure as the driven snow, you know!

"HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU!" (Billary Clitton, responding to a question of the 'official story' regarding the events of 9/11)

(Are the spikes due to WB7's art postings?)

CNBC continues to drop into the toilet, and ZH continues a steady, predictable, and unstoppable rise in viewership. Matt Drudge, Steve Quayle, Alex Jones, and (even) PMSNBC (and everyone else that matters) are linking to stories posted by some 'avatar' who exists only in a fantasy movie called 'Fight Club', and ALEXA, by satan's hand, WILL BRING THE TRUTH DOWN... the clip where the PMSM blonde is trying to speak to 'Tyler Durden' DIRECTLY showed the stupidity of the game, a month or so ago.

Politics and finance are interwoven. Tyler Durden seems to know lots of real shit.

Happy 'new year', Tyler.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 05:56 | 5614164 Colonel
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ZH needs to do something with that store, it never has big sizes and the product line is just some coffee mugs and a couple of shirts and hoodies for small guys. If i go into a riot I want to be sporting a 3XL ZeroHedge hoodie while tossing Molotov's. BTW Tyler I tell everybody I know about ZH. The best news site on the net.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 06:37 | 5614176 aleph0
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Interesting Tyler ... Thx

e.g. Alexa has been reporting MaxKeiser.com's Global Rank continually falling ....

From 6,612 on 23.May ... to 47,963 yesterday.

20140523 - 6612

20150101 - 47963

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:51 | 5612756 Future Jim
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Is there a better site?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:36 | 5612716 max2205
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$10 bucks the  numbers  are rigged like Govt reports.   Actually  much lower

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:45 | 5612739 Fed-up with bei...
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I ACTUALLY wrote them just about this issue!   I told them that they often OVER-TALK guests JUST when the major points are being made.   THEIR ANSWER:   "we let him talk enough [the guest]."   Those a-holes will never learn.   And I wrote them a kind letter.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:28 | 5612874 Berspankme
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I've written emails to Liesman and he does respond. Stupidly, but yes he does respond. I accused him of having Dimon jizm on his cheeks and he responded he already wiped it off

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:32 | 5612886 SuperRay
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You wrote them a letter? How sweet. Your faith is clearly based on a misunderstanding of the level corruption these assholes have achieved.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 01:59 | 5614010 northern vigor
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5% GDP and 5.9% unemployment my ass, Liesman. If CNBC is gonna kiss Obama's ass they can kiss their rating good bye.

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 12:10 | 5614204 Arnold
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When I'm taking a break from life on the streets in the 'hood,

 I have CNN on my 52", 

MSNBC and CNBC on my two 14"

and Bloomberg on the 'pad.

 

Cramer is da dope bro.

(wens da futbal start?)

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:26 | 5612677 Ignatius
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There's nothing like starting out the New Year with some good news.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:53 | 5612763 Bay of Pigs
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Cdad nailed it here long ago....

He called it the "BlowHorn".

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:59 | 5612773 Ignatius
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I wish them all the good fortune of MH-17.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 19:56 | 5613414 ukspreads
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And that was nothing like starting out the year with some good news

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:25 | 5612679 junction
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Give the public what it doesn't want and . . .

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:31 | 5612696 Pooper Popper
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Fuck cnbc,and Fuck every hired troll on their sites!

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:13 | 5612808 frankoo
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Maybe they'll move that Cunt Rachel Maddow over.  Even better Eugene Robinson 's breath.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:07 | 5612979 Bokkenrijder
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The chart clearly shows that what the 1st Gulf War was for CNN, stock market crashes are for CNBC. What CNBC needs is another good financial crisis where people tune in in order to be comforted and so that they can brainwash the sheeple to BTFD.

I'd say that rescue is on the way, soon! Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:10 | 5613155 VAD
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Don't be surprised if we see a financial crisis while watching stawks achieve even higher levels.  All that freshly printed money has to go somewhere.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:07 | 5612984 Freddie
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Hopefully, more and more people will unplug TV and Hollywood.  They are prime tools to keep the sheep under control.

CNBC is a joke.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 22:14 | 5613691 Van Halen
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While everyone here is laughing at CNBC and their low ratings, the 'stars' of the channel are enjoying fine dining, luxury living, expensive cars, great vacations, and good whores thanks to the fact that so many people are addicted to cable TV. When you pay your cable bill, regardless of the ratings of any of these shows, you contribute to the millions CNBC/MSNBC/CNN/BET/Etc., etc. etc. get to pay their talking heads and staff.

Man up, folks! Cancel your cable! Do it for the new year. Put your money where your mouths are. You'll be surprised how much happier you are - and how much money you save.

(I canceled my cable years ago. Best thing I ever did. No TV in the house any more. Don't miss it a bit. And saved a fortune.)

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 22:33 | 5613716 Freddie
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+1 million

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 01:52 | 5614002 The9thDoctor
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Even the most braindead zombies are canceling cable.

$100+ a month for cable or satellite.

A Hulu account is $8 a month.  A Netflix account is $9 a month.  Redbox is $2 a movie.

Cable and Satellite are dead.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 01:10 | 5613970 drendebe10
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Geee, that's tooooooo baaaad....

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:21 | 5612670 hairball48
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Tough shit. "Well deserved" is spot on!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:25 | 5612674 philosophers bone
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Need to hire a murderer to do commentary like other networks.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:24 | 5612675 SAT 800
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Ah yes; but that's just because they haven't seen the results for 2015; that's going to make 2014 look like the good old days.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:31 | 5612699 Carpenter1
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Actually, I predict 2015 will in fact be a great year for CNBC, but before you down vote me, listen to why. CNBC does well when the markets are in turmoil, and even better during a crash.

They should stop cheerleading and start telling the truth, it would do wonders for their ratings. But they won't have to in 2015, the market will do their job for them.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:36 | 5612714 Yen Cross
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 I agree,'15 should be a "banner year" for CNBS.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:42 | 5612728 Jack Burton
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Yes, like 2008, when Cramer melted down several times! Man, I saw that shit, and it was worth seeing!! "People are losing their jobs on Wall-Street, The Fed just doesn't get what is happening out there!"

The man was in full on panic. White as a sheet, and foaming at the mouth. Over a Market doing what markets do, clearing the bad investments out of the system.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:46 | 5612738 surf0766
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I believe he was helping to force it down

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:04 | 5612791 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Ill most definetely turn it on when that happens. It's always fun watching them try to encourage people to BTFD no matter what. Also, if gold has a few up days in a row. It will be interesting to see if they even bother having peter schiff on there if/when any of this happens. He has said his invites only happen when they figure they can make him look stupid, so probably not. Rather and of this actually happens, who knows...

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 02:03 | 5614014 The9thDoctor
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But they won't have to in 2015, the market will do their job for them.

What a silly assumption.  You assume there is a "market" and it will somehow "correct" under a TBTF command economy.

ZHers said the same thing in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014.

Gas prices are down, commodities are down, USD is up, stawks are up, housing is up.  I'm glad I didn't "back up the truck" and "go all in" into silver and gold to "ride out this storm" like most of the koolaid drinkers around here.

So many bad and false predictions since 2009.

What part of "Too big to fail" do you guys not understand?

I'm sorry if I sound like a troll, but I've been reading since 2009, and things aren't panning out they way the Austrian School accolades predicted.

 

 

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 06:29 | 5614172 Pareto
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You come to fight club all the time, but, don't want to get punched for your pissy little rants.  You always criticize looking backwards as if by some revelation you see something in the past that nobody else did.  That you have some lock on the time horizon of an outcome that you don't actually even understand.  Holy fuck.  you're amazing.  

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:28 | 5612864 Arius
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@surf0766 ... of course Cramer was helpng to force it down ...he is definitely, if not exactly an insider, he is a trusted mouthpiece, so he got to get his talking points from someone inside.

 

October 6, 2008 - here is a very, very calm Jim Cramer on main stream MSNBC not CNBC.  His advice: "take the money out of stock market now", money that you will need in the next five years ... of course everyone will need it in 5 years ... it is a club who has a plan and you and I aint in it amigo ... old George comes to mind

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nUX7BBZfUw

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:48 | 5612759 29.5 hours
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<< White as a sheet, and foaming at the mouth >>

The guy really does enjoy what he does, doesn't he? In 2008 you saw him at his best.

 

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:24 | 5612854 Berspankme
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2008 was a banner year for his coke dealer

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 22:47 | 5613739 MontgomeryScott
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@ Jack,

Dont be SILLY!

Jim Cramer is here. Should I be worried about Bear Stearns?

There's the 'common', and there's the...

There's the 'account' that you have there...

(and I know that the FDIC 'll back it up...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6u1kG7yuy4

"Over a Market doing what markets do"

CORRECTION: Over an OWNED and CONTROLLED and RIGGED GAME that the FED calls a 'market', and pawns like Cramer still believed in...

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:38 | 5612720 SAT 800
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I'm aware that I'm just ventilating; I can't predict how they'll do in 2015. I find it hard to believe they'll have a large viewership, or whatever you call it; while the muppets are being sheared, but I would never downvote anyone for expressing a contrary POV. I only downvote rarely, for the really irritating repeat idiots. Cheers.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:46 | 5612933 Captain Willard
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QE/ZIRP/POMO are the worst things for simple asset allocations and financial planns. The Fed has forced people to perform unnatural acts. If they aren't tuned in now, they're never coming back.

And as for telling the "truth", don't hold your breath.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:26 | 5612681 disabledvet
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"The monkey grinders."

 

Meanwhile the folks who just robbed the bank...

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:28 | 5612683 ApparentlyAPseudonym
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I TRY TO HAVE AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT FOR ONCE, OR AT LEAST FRAME A PLEASING ARGUMENT.

Or: Some More Populist Rhetoric

To what extent can we say that the inalienable rights enshrined in the Declaration of Independence, our founding document, namely the Eights of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, to what extent can we say that these rights mentioned conflate to no more than the right of each person to freely enjoy the fruits and earnings of their labor? In as much as we can disregard the unpleasant fact that many of the framers were slaveholders, and thus enjoyed the fruits of other's labor, do not these rights evoke the principle by which man should enjoy and profit by the activities they undertake? And yet, for many (in fact, perhaps the majority), cui bono, who profits from their labor? Above and beyond they fact that increases in wages have decoupled, and have fallen below increases in productivity, and also beyond the fact that many cannot find good paying work, as the race to the bottom abetted by global neoliberal policy drives a push for the very lowest of wages, worldwide, we find that many many people are in debt. What is debt, if not an attack on our very inalienable rights, our Rights to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, or, in other words, our right to enjoy the fruits of our labor? For the person in debt must make continuous payments until their debt is discharged, and so the fruits of their labor go not unto their own benefit, to be used in such a manner to increase one's own prosperity and enjoyment, but must go towards the service of debt. In addition, for the privilege of entering into a debt arrangement in the first place, the debtor must pay interest, often of usurious amounts, as well as fees and penalties that frequently accrue. Often times those in dire economic straits can only manage minimum payments so that even when regular payments are made, even for years on end, the principle amount of the debt never shrinks. Paying significant portions of ones income to debt service do not in any way enhance ones life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness. But this is not the end. Moreover, for many many people who do not count themselves among the elite, even the necessity of shelter comes with a cost, be it either rent to a landlord or for the more fortunate as payments on a mortgage. At least the mortgage holder enjoys some increase to their life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, as with time they come into full possession, but for the hapless renter, can seeing each month a significant portion of their income disappear to pay for the necessity of their own shelter serve in any way to better their life, liberty and pursuit of happiness? And so I conclude that such a person, who pays perhaps 30 to 40 percent of their income in rent, must also pay a goodly portion of their income to debt service, and as is the case must also pay for necessities such as food, heat, power, et al, in addition, such that almost none is left over to put their own good use, their own profit, their own benefit for themselves, and their future, I conclude that such men do not thereby enjoy their Rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, do not in fact enjoy liberty at all, and are in effect debt peons, in no better shape than the feudal serf. Furthermore I declare that such a system, that acts to deprive the vast majority of their Rights in this way is morally corrupt to the core, and has not raised itself to the ideals so boldly framed in the Declaration of Independence.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:31 | 5612694 Spitzer
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umm

 

global neoliberal policy

 

There is no global neoliberal policy. Do you even know what that means ? We have the polar opposite of neoliberalism. We have Amercan imperialism and nothing more.

 

Search Results ne·o·lib·er·al ?n???lib?r?l/ adjective adjective: neo-liberal; adjective: neoliberal
  1. 1. relating to a modified form of liberalism tending to favor free-market capitalism.
Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:49 | 5612747 Fed-up with bei...
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Imperialism conjoined in an Oligarchy, serviced by the Political Class.  CLASS is a terrible word for what I consider to be MEN and WOMEN who SELL OUT THEIR COUNTRY for a few great drinks, a good vacation here and there and the grand theft of American Tax Dollars - - put to work in "servicing" the Country.   Bend over, Beethoven.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:11 | 5612994 RichardParker
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"necessity of shelter comes with a cost, be it either rent to a landlord or for the more fortunate as payments on a mortgage..."

Owning a home is for SUCKERS!  Of course this is not obvious to the sheeple when they go through Fed induced asset bubbles (particularily real estate).

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:28 | 5612684 buzzsaw99
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Bubblevision

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:28 | 5612685 Spitzer
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This is because the US has already crashed its lifestyle. Nobody outside DC has money.

 

I bet their highest viewership is in Washington DC.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:19 | 5613183 Kprime
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why would washington watch?? they are writing the script

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:30 | 5612690 alexcojones
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Happy New Year to ALL Zerohedger patriots...

And lumps of coal to the traitor media

The American Media Is The Enemy Of The American People
Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:54 | 5612761 t0mmyBerg
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But that is because they are the mouthpiece for government.  In my opinion the American government is the enemy of the American People so by definition you are right

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:11 | 5612995 Freddie
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The joke is that the American Govt and American Media are not really American.

Can you say dual shitizens?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 18:18 | 5613179 Kprime
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so by extention you are right

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:32 | 5612691 zebrasquid
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Haven't watched it in a couple of years, except at night when they show reruns of Shark Tank and American Greed....

At least the titles of these shows speak the truth about their network and the markets these days.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:30 | 5612692 Salzburg1756
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Next year could be worse: on screen executions of their personnel. Oh wait, that would make it a better  year, and much better TV.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:36 | 5612713 toady
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Make the wrong call and, WHAM!

They'd go thru hundreds, if not thousands, of Cramers a year!

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:31 | 5612698 wcvarones
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Bad year for their "expert" stock pickers, too!

http://www.wcvarones.com/2015/01/cnbc-talking-heads-stock-picks-suck-har...

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:38 | 5612707 Jack Burton
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IN 2000, I watched CNBC as my background channel when at home not on the computer or working. I slowly caught on to this Ponzi Pimps and shut them down. Went to Bloomberg, quickly dumped them. No more TV financial background!

The US Media both news and financial are scripted in Washington DC and offered to you as real news. Every Washington Department gets a say in what goes out. The State Department, The Pentagon, and the Non-Government Federal Reserve hold media in a death grip. When you turn on US Media, it is Official State Propaganda, nothing more. They do try and entertain with celebrity and human interest stories, inbetween the Brain Washing Techniques of well established Public Relations Firms hired to mold and shape the Washington DC story for us.

The internet has set us free to act outside Government Propaganda, so make the most of it, before a False Flag Terror Attack linked to internet coordination allows them to shut it down, reshape the internet, give it to corporations and then put it back on line as a sort of CNN / CNBC World Wide Web.

The day government demands content controls, which will be soon, based on a false flag event, we are well and truely fucked.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:41 | 5612723 philosophers bone
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Yeah, I have a bad feeling George has passed along his copy of "My Pet Goat" to Jeb.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 17:15 | 5613013 Freddie
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Jack - the whole f***king thing out of the box is scripted including the dumb white guy commercials.  Fed Ex commercials are among the worst.

I unplugged that evil electron box of brainwashing trash 10 years ago.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 22:24 | 5613706 JuliaS
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My favourite FedEx commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3z3mxqPSN0

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 03:51 | 5614079 Dubaibanker
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Aside from China, India has now started blocking internet sites.

http://www.androidpolice.com/2015/01/01/indian-government-blocks-least-3...

I am guessing many countries already block variety of sites and billions do not have access to any internet anyways in various parts of the world.

This should help a bit.

Internet censorship and surveillance by country 


10 countries where Facebook has been banned

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:37 | 5612708 Motorhead
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Does CNBC even have any decent chicks anymore to get naked to even make me consider tuning in?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:58 | 5612778 philosophers bone
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Well Melissa Lee did that documentary on the porn industry.  I might watch if she was gobbling knob. 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:21 | 5612837 Berspankme
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That aussie bitch Mandy has a nice set of funbags on her. She is a little porky but I'd slip her the bologna

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:21 | 5612838 Berspankme
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That aussie bitch Mandy has a nice set of funbags on her. She is a little porky but I'd slip her the bologna

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 14:58 | 5615538 Siegfried of KAOS
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Sara Eisen for sure!  She's even better looking in person.  Used to see her a few years ago when I was at Bloomberg.

Fri, 01/02/2015 - 14:58 | 5615539 Siegfried of KAOS
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Sara Eisen for sure!  She's even better looking in person.  Used to see her a few years ago when I was at Bloomberg.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:35 | 5612709 tomorourke1
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Like its idealogical soulmate MSNBC, this "dead" network is a personal favorite of Comcast's CEO, so they are exempt from ratings and revenue requirements and just have to spew lefty rhetoric to keep their funding base.  I can see them adding a social justice component where Sharpton co-hosts Squawk Box and brings Kernan and his hair to account for making money at the expense of minorities.  Also look for Matthews and Maddow to provide anti-capitalist screed during Power Lunch and Mad Money.  At any rate, the house of cards coming down soon as people cut the Comcast cord and sever the pipeline of hate.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:41 | 5612729 surf0766
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They will start airing reruns of "Being Black in America" soon

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:37 | 5612711 MsCreant
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The great philosopher Elvis Costello-

 

Pump it up when you don't really need it.
Pump it up until you can feel it.

Down in the pleasure centre,
hell bent or heaven sent,
listen to the propaganda,
listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand
that she wouldn't understand.

Pump it up until you can feel it.
Pump it up when you don't really need it.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:39 | 5612718 Yen Cross
Thu, 01/01/2015 - 21:25 | 5613603 stocktivity
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I love his wife

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 21:34 | 5613626 Yen Cross
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 She's pretty.

  Hope she's smart?

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 16:38 | 5612907 Captain Willard
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Or perhaps more succinctly:

"There are some things you can't cover up

With lipstick and powder"

 

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 21:23 | 5613596 Yen Cross
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 We've all a cross to bear. I crossed that{idiom} bridge many years ago.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 23:09 | 5613782 Fred Hayek
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His aim is true.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:39 | 5612719 monopoly
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What shocks me is outside of the Penis stabilizers that they advertised on the idiot channel why do advertisers take any time at all on this station? They must know it is a complete waste of advertising dollars and these companies must have some idea of how absurd all of these bimbos are, most who know nothing about the economy, stocks, bonds, FX or global markets.

Why would they waste their money? Never did get that. And for the record it is now 3 years since I turned on cnbc for more than 10 minutes, early in the morning and always with the Mute On. Such a useless station.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:51 | 5612757 Yen Cross
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 The advertisers perpetuate the farce! Look at the insane amount of Stock Buybacks last year. Any sane person knows that bond yields are going lower.

 How is all that debt going to get serviced if rates rise? I think Doc is correct, 10's around 1% eventually. Welcome to Japanification.

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:41 | 5612726 surf0766
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he built that

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:45 | 5612733 ebworthen
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At the height of the financial crisis everyone tuned in to find out what in the hell was going on and heard "no one saw this coming" and "the banks have to be bailed out or there will be tanks in the streets".

Now that the cotton candy markets have been fluffed by the FED via public debt, if someone happens to tune in they will hear "everything's great" and "this time is different".

Thu, 01/01/2015 - 15:44 | 5612735 TrustbutVerify
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Overlap the above chart with stock market performance charts. 

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