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Meanwhile, In Hawaii
Rejoice mortals, for the daily update of Glorious Leader's Hawaiian vacation is nigh.
From the Associated Press:
How President Barack Obama spent the 13th day of his family's holiday vacation in Hawaii on Thursday:
- SNORKELING: The first family began the New Year under mostly sunny skies as they left their rental home in the small town of Kailua, outside Honolulu, for a snorkeling excursion.
- The president's motorcade arrived late Thursday morning at Hanauma Bay, a popular snorkeling spot that's closed to the public on New Year's Day, Christmas and Tuesdays.
- A worker at the Hanauma Bay Nature Preserve confirmed the Obamas were the only party there.
- En route to the preserve, onlookers waved to the motorcade, took photographs and flashed the "shaka" sign.
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Girl's bike?
Only when he's on it....
He pedals a bike that goes nowhere
Similar to peddling Obamacare
The dumb voters he fooled
With Gruber, the tool
But the sheep are becoming aware
I believe that this photo was in some parts yonder shopped by the press this morning alongside the Presidential Daily Workout sophistry.
Working out in a suit and tie.
For Fuck's Sake People, can nothing be done even close to comprehensible?
The sycophants are so engaged in appearances (where for a reason, as there is no form behind it) that they cannot even get a cohesive proper appearance across.
Yes, read that again and think about it.
I mean, in the private sector people get fired for this kind of stuff.
What message does this convey? A Velvet Glove Wrapping Softly a Confused Gelatine Fist?
if we have to "see" Obloa, I'd prefer a suit as opposed to swim trunks or worse -
That girl voted for obama because he promised to buy her a rear tire. Rather than get caught in another broken promise, he paid her a visit to personally show her why she doesn't really need it.
They never show michael in a bikini
… give the man a break —
he’s never seen one before !
$69 Walmart "mountain bike" , obviously used , repainted , front brake disconnected , tires mismatched ... just his style.
That girl behind him needs to get on that thing and stop eating..
You can't see it but she is holding him up on the bike so she can't do what you suggest.
Hybrid, I think. A compromise between a mountain bike and a road bike. Also a gender neutral bike.
The real problem: the seat needs to be higher, but more likely he needs a much bigger frame. He is supposed to be able to almost extend his leg on the downstroke straight (almost, with just a smidge of a bend to his knee). There is no way that bike is adjusted even close to what he should be in. It looks to be the problem when I see him riding the other bikes he really rides. Besides his mom jeans, it is why he looks so Erkel on a bike.
A man who knows what he is doing looks exquisite on a bike. I love to draft my husband just to watch his fine ass, he is poetry in motion and a beast all in one.
Obama? He better tuck in behind me and try to keep up. Don't know if he can ride fast enough to benefit from drafting me. Benefits start at about 14-15 miles per hour.
I have memories of riding that fast.
187 miles, 14 hours, 119 degrees, 80 lbs. of touring gear on my bike, in Australia. Made a real good attempt at dying the next day's ride.
...chicken legs ride again... or is it chickensh*t legs???
What? Our glorious leader isn't wearing the Mao coat?
No expense will be spared to give Kim Jong-Obama and his family the best of everything!
This is as bad or worse than his lame golf game. Does he have no shame about his lack of abilities, other than SCREWING US?????
"and flashed the "shaka" sign."
that was the "FINGER" you idiots!!!!!
Are we sure it wasn't The Shocker?
http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2011/12/08/9026686/gI_73698_the-shocker.jpg
Another waste of the feds worthless paper:
Lemelson-MIT InvenTeams™ are comprised of high school students, educators, and mentors that receive up to $10,000 each to invent technological solutions.
So stupid can put his boney ass on a bike to no where.......Kinda like the us these days! (unless you count WAR and Poverty)
Would it be raycist to hope he had a snorkling accident?
Or eaten by a Great White
Definitely rayciss.
Well, the white part is, but maybe more perhaps.
rolling eyes
Black tip.
That's what his mom got.
Insert Reggie Love joke here....
Insert ?
such a bad choice of words - uuugghhhh - time to take some Nyquill and purge the thoughts of our current reality.
What kind of snorkelling gear does the Tranny use? A female wet suit would sure be difficult for Michael to climb into.
s/he breathes through the hidden fins - chamelean thing
Snorkling accident? Is that when his teeth get snagged on Reggies bits?
I shouldn't say this.
Getting drunk and going down on Michelle would be a snorkeling accident, yes?
So foul, it's hilarious. I up voted you despite the wretched visual.
Upvote because you were kind enough to not mention cottage cheese or anything odor related.
Double dunk.
No rainbow? Or birds landing on his shoulder? I guess this is where he talked to dolphins.
At what point will the training wheels come off.
I dont remember authorizing my tax dollars to be used for POTUS vacation funds..
Silly peasant, yours is to PAY, not to have a SAY.
"A worker at the Hanauma Bay Nature Preserve confirmed that indeed, shit floats."
Last time he was in LA F-16 fighter jets woke me from my nap. My first experience of war. He should stay on vacation. Nobody needs him.
And while his skinny ass was having trouble holding his swim trunks on, a Toucan bird mistook his head for a coconut and tried to gather some nesting material. As he left the water there was this strange oily sheen floating on top of the water that took park personel hours to remove from the volcanic rock, even the Catfish were vomiting. Several other fish species beached themselves in an apparent mass suicide.
Secret Service agents called the outing a success as they only had to inflate his Sponge Bob swim ring twice.
Now dats rayciss
Pedalling the wheels and going nowhere as usual...what a disgrace this country has become. I am rooting for Kim Uno flying a fracking airliner at this point.
When do the start jailing peeps for not crying enough over dear leader?
Didn't Gilligan use that same "invention" to power the radio?
He must be using it to pump the futures higher
Pedaling like he means business and wondering why he isn't going anywhere.
You can almost see the strings on his little puppet legs.
Now who would have thought there was a MLK Blvd in Hawaii....
Yo?
Dude could really do to stand near a couple cheesebugers now and then. He is looking gay anorexia thin.
Maybe Moochelle is doing us all a favor and forcing him to eat her school lunch menu of single leaf arugula salad with lone cherry tomato and entree of whole wheat thin crust 100 calorie non-fat cheese pizza slice served with a fruit side of rancid orange.
go Tepco!
Photo shop Pee Wee Herman? Oh forgot Regie.. Picture too funny for words need a Bush or Clinton NOT!
Barry Soetoro, a criminal alien in WH, Hussein Obimbo.
The Dickhead can't even ride a bike without training wheels ?? WTF?
What'*s a vacation?
Are they sure it's the 'shaka' sign that was being flashed?